Top 10 Song Quotes That Start Out Normal But Then Become Weird

The Top Ten

1 "Our dad would whoop us EVERY night until a quarter after TWELVE, then he'd get too tired and make us whoop our SELVES, then he'd chop me into pieces, and play frisbee with my BRAIN; lemme tell you, sonny, you never heard me complain!" - WIWYA (Weird Al)

From "When I Was Your Age"

Also, how are we even hearing him SING right now if this really happened (simple; IT DIDN'T)

2 "I am the view, the root, the progress, the aggressor; I AM THE TABLE!" - The View (Lou Reed)

James Hetfield is the best character on the show

He is better than both Lou Reed and Lars Ulrich COMBINED

3 "So I grabbed his leg, and he grabbed my esophagus, and I bit off his ear, and he chewed off my eyebrows, and I took out his appendix, and he gave me a colonic irrigation!" - Albuquerque (Weird Al Yankovic)

4 "Please, can you stop that NOISE; I'm TRY'NA get some rest...from all the UNBORN CHICKEN VOICES IN MY HEAD..." - Paranoid Android (Radiohead)

5 "I LOVE(!) LITTLE GIRLS; they make me feel so BAD!" - Little Girls (Oingo Boingo)

6 "SNEAK out your house; lemme take you for a long drive! Let me climb your tree! PUT MY FINGER IN YOUR BEE HIVE! The stinger gets stung; we're not too young; got something to show you on the TIP OF MY TONGUE!" - Girlfriend (Kabbage Boy)

7 "JERRY married a girl who got pregnant, and his new wife didn't have a clue that JERRY Brudos would kill five women and KEEP one's FOOT to JERK off TO!" - Fatal Foot Fetish (Macabre)

8 "This beat drops like my BALLS at the age of twelve; my nipples shrivel up like a dehydrated elf" - Dick Pays Rent (Pink Guy)

I shot an old man in the kneecaps

That's right, I SHOT AN OLD MAN IN THE KNEECAPS

9 "KISS(!) ME! KI-KI-KISS ME! Infect me with your love and fill me with your poison! TAKE(!) ME! TA-TA-TAKE ME! Wanna be a victim ready for abduction!" - ET (Katy Perry)

So weird but catchy

10 "And last night you were in my room, and now my BED sheets smell like you; every day discovering something brand NEW; I'm in LOVE with your BODDDY!" - Shape Of You (Ed Sheeran)

ESPECIALLY assuming that this is supposed to be the first time he's met the girl

The Contenders

11 "at a Better Pace; Slower and More Calculated; No Chance of Escape" - Fitter Happier (Radiohead)

12 "Jerry was a race car driver, 22 years old; one too many cold beers one night and wrapped himself around a telephone pole" - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver (Primus)

13 "No longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick that's driven into frozen winter s***" - Fitter Happier (Radiohead)

14 "I believe in our savior Lord Jesus Christ; everybody seems equal in our savior's eyes, except for (gay people) and except for (black people); if you don't get off my lawn, Im'ma pull that TRIGGER" - White Is Right (Pink Guy)

15 "I'd catch a GRENADE for ya; I'd throw my head on a BLADE for ya; I'd jump in FRONT of a TRAIN for ya" - Grenade (Bruno Mars)

A bit extreme

16 "Trailer hitch demagnetizers, AUTOMATIC circumcisers" - Hardware Store (Weird Al)

17 "Measure out the chemicals; safety goggles on my eyes; turn the Bunsen burner on; my creation comes alive" - Science Genius Girl (Freezepop)

18 "TIMMY! And the Lords Of The Underworld! Darkness fills my HEART with pain! TIMMY! And when girls start to SLEEP with girls! TIMMY TIMMY! Beelzebub will RISE again!" - Timmy And The Lords Of The Underworld (South Park)

19 "This ain't your usual dog food; it's real chunky and nutty, like SQUIRREL poo! Why waste your money on home brand, when your DOG could be licking these GONADS?!" - Peanut Butter (Pink Guy)

20 "She wants to break up every night, then she tries to f*** me back to life" - Break Up Every Night (The Chainsmokers)

21 "Girl, you know I want your love; your love was handmade for some BODY like me!" - Shape Of You (Ed Sheeran)

22 "So chilling in the front side; in the back seat, I'm driving, cruising! FAST LANE, SWITCHING LANES, with a car at my side! Passing by, it's a school bus IN FRONT OF ME! Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream!" - Friday (Rebecca Black)

23 "7 AM, waking up in the morning! Gotta be fresh; gotta go downstairs! Gotta have my bowl; gotta have cereal!" - Friday (Rebecca Black)

24 "I see a little silhouetto of a man! Scara-MOUCHE, Scara-MOUCHE, will you do the fan-DAN-go? Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening ME! GALILEO! Galileo! GALILEO! Galileo! GALILEO FIGARO! MAGNIFI-COO-OOO-OOO-OOH!" - Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)

It's such a classic

25 "I'm a man that's on a mission, SO SON, YOU'D BETTER LISTEN; stuck in your arse is an electrician" - Ch-Check It Out (Beastie Boys)

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