Top Ten Song Titles that Describe Melania Trump

1 Oh Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison

2 Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress) - The Hollies

3 Broken English - Marianne Faithfull

4 Lay Lady Lay - Bob Dylan

5 All Woman - Lisa Stansfield

6 I Am Woman - Helen Reddy

7 She's Always a Woman - Billy Joel

8 First Lady - Joe

9 Stand By Your Man - Tammy Wynette

10 Donald Trump - Mac Miller

The Contenders

11 Beautiful - Gordon Lightfoot

12 Ugly Girl - Weird Al Yankovic

13 I'm a Woman - Peggy Lee

14 The Most Beautiful Girl - Charlie Rich

15 Gold Digger - Kanye West

16 Sexy Girl - Glenn Frey

17 Loser - Beck

18 Plastic - Ten Foot Pole

19 Fake - Korn

20 Real Ugly Woman - Jimmy Witherspoon

21 Idiotic - Mental

22 Gays 4 Donald - Pink Guy

23 FDT - YG

24 Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

25 Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani