Songs Which Should Have Been Written About Farts

Who would have ever known that the police have potty humor

This list is hilarious!

You are so funny and have a great humor.

Oh my the title gives it away

This list is EXCELLENT. I have to vote this one for the amazing song it is and yet its comparison is so funny! I love the user who made this list!

Believe it or not, this was written about deodorant.

Bravo, Tina, bravo.

Smells like fart spirit.

Kill me now

Yep, this fits this topic perfectly. I honestly think this should be in the top 3

Actually, I have a better idea... How about “My Fart Will Go On”.

I'm dying lol!
*loud fart* "Oops!... I did it again! :D" - Britney Spears

HAHHAAHAH! I'm CHOKING!

All great choices Tina - but this one really made me burst! - Laughter I mean!
I could hear Tom Jones I believe singing loudly in my head as I was reading the title.
Much appreciation, as alwayz. And thank you for helping me not to always take life too seriously - I've dwelled in the abyss from time to time.

Whoops I did it again! My Bad -- it was Engelbert, not Tom Jones!
Gotta love the Humperdinck

Haha who added this beauty? Genius :D Thank you!

I'll defeat ISIS by emitting my silent (but deadly) poison!

Hm... rocket launcher? No... nuclear bomb? Nah... Oh! I know! I'll use my never-ending rips to destroy!

Well, that guy does sound like he's holding it in...

LOL! I just can't stop laughing. This is an awesome list.

Don't blame it on me!

Yeah, sure, blame it on ME! I didn't fart, it was the guy next to me!

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go let it go
Turn your back and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The stink never bothered me anyway

This makes Frozen 100% better

Let me fart
Let me fart
Can't hold it in anymore
Let me fart
Let me fart
Turn and slam the bathroom door
I don't care
How it's going to stink
Let the smell rage on
The stench never bothered me anyway

Ok so this might sound weird but I was at the talent show the pressure was high I was getting sweaty just watching I was thinking 'Man oh man these acts are good' and I was getting nervous but I was also scared because this was a RANDOMISED talent show and they picked acts for you, so the only acts left were singing, and puppets. And Roger got puppets and I got singing and they told me to sing let it go and I was like no way but thye made me do it and I had brought a whoopie cusiune to use after and before I started I threw it into the audience and I made a run for it and that's my story about Let it Go

Great song by Queen and funny list too

I want to break free, from inside you...

Is this that song by Sia?

And to think wolowitz wanted this as his astronaut nickname!

This list is hilarious

And we won't stop(fart)

It's a metaphor for diarrehea

Sure hope they change again quick!

How could this not be #1? Truly a great song about that bad smelling farts that just never seem to go away.