Songs Which Should Have Been Written About Farts

Who would have ever known that the police have potty humor - HYDRAflash

This list is hilarious! - EpicJake

You are so funny and have a great humor.

Oh my the title gives it away

This list is EXCELLENT. I have to vote this one for the amazing song it is and yet its comparison is so funny! I love the user who made this list! - keyson

Believe it or not, this was written about deodorant.

Bravo, Tina, bravo. - PetSounds

Smells like fart spirit. - Userguy44

Kill me now

Yep, this fits this topic perfectly. I honestly think this should be in the top 3 - KingSlayer93316

Actually, I have a better idea... How about “My Fart Will Go On”.

I'm dying lol!
*loud fart* "Oops!... I did it again! :D" - Britney Spears

HAHHAAHAH! I'm CHOKING!

All great choices Tina - but this one really made me burst! - Laughter I mean!
I could hear Tom Jones I believe singing loudly in my head as I was reading the title.
Much appreciation, as alwayz. And thank you for helping me not to always take life too seriously - I've dwelled in the abyss from time to time. - Billyv

Whoops I did it again! My Bad -- it was Engelbert, not Tom Jones!
Gotta love the Humperdinck - Billyv

Haha who added this beauty? Genius :D Thank you! - Britgirl

I'll defeat ISIS by emitting my silent (but deadly) poison!

Hm... rocket launcher? No... nuclear bomb? Nah... Oh! I know! I'll use my never-ending rips to destroy! - SwagFlicks

Well, that guy does sound like he's holding it in... - PositronWildhawk

LOL! I just can't stop laughing. This is an awesome list. - Kiteretsunu

Don't blame it on me! - Minecraftcrazy530

Yeah, sure, blame it on ME! I didn't fart, it was the guy next to me!

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go let it go
Turn your back and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The stink never bothered me anyway

This makes Frozen 100% better - lelennyface

Let me fart
Let me fart
Can't hold it in anymore
Let me fart
Let me fart
Turn and slam the bathroom door
I don't care
How it's going to stink
Let the smell rage on
The stench never bothered me anyway

Ok so this might sound weird but I was at the talent show the pressure was high I was getting sweaty just watching I was thinking 'Man oh man these acts are good' and I was getting nervous but I was also scared because this was a RANDOMISED talent show and they picked acts for you, so the only acts left were singing, and puppets. And Roger got puppets and I got singing and they told me to sing let it go and I was like no way but thye made me do it and I had brought a whoopie cusiune to use after and before I started I threw it into the audience and I made a run for it and that's my story about Let it Go - DislikeMyComment

Great song by Queen and funny list too

I want to break free, from inside you... - DogsUnleashed

Is this that song by Sia? - TheMainReason

And to think wolowitz wanted this as his astronaut nickname! - keycha1n

This list is hilarious - RockStarr

And we won't stop(fart) - SamuiNeko

It's a metaphor for diarrehea

Sure hope they change again quick! - Billyv

How could this not be #1? Truly a great song about that bad smelling farts that just never seem to go away.

"I'm Feelin' it, I'm feeling a change in the air...
Should be with me until the end of time."
"Just one more minute here with you, all I have to make this come true. Can you feel it too? "
"Couldn't believe everything I felt, you walked in and saw me just melt, oooh..."
"Give every moment to see you tear, give everything I've got from now to my last breath..."
Morgan Page, I salute you. - PositronWildhawk

Perfect! Linkin Park should have made this about farts!

"And I know I can't deny
The burning in my butt
I need a little more now
Wage against the dying resolve
It's burning in me tonight cause I need to let it out..." - RaineSage

Haha awesome... Some people can actually relate to this.

Oops I can't breath

This is a good one as well - KingSlayer93316

Well, you never know - tornadoeater

Boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom
Super ass

Fatal Fart Fetish

Come on baby, light my farts... - PositronWildhawk

Oh dear, this one slew me. Poor old Jim Morrison! - PetSounds

Pretty accurate if the song was made about farts - KingSlayer93316

Anaconda don't my anaconda don't want none unless you did a fart hun

My anaconda fart, my anaconda fart... - JaysTop10List

Should be made for farts
Reason: Is it just me or is the music video full of butts

Lol. This would of been great - KingSlayer93316

Waiting for the end to come, wishing I had strength to stand.
This is not what I had planned
It's hard to let you go.

Push yo buttt YEAH PUSH IT GOOD

Because you're providing your own thrust. - PositronWildhawk