Songs Which Should Have Been Written About Farts

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For Billyv and anyone else who doesn't take life too seriously

The Top Ten

1 Don't Stand So Close to Me

Who would have ever known that the police have potty humor - HYDRAflash

This list is hilarious! - EpicJake

Oh my the title gives it away

Lol

2 Smells Like Teen Spirit

This list is EXCELLENT. I have to vote this one for the amazing song it is and yet its comparison is so funny! I love the user who made this list! - keyson

Believe it or not, this was written about deodorant.

Bravo, Tina, bravo. - PetSounds

With the lights off
Its less dangerous

Kill me now

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3 Please Release Me

All great choices Tina - but this one really made me burst! - Laughter I mean!
I could hear Tom Jones I believe singing loudly in my head as I was reading the title.
Much appreciation, as alwayz. And thank you for helping me not to always take life too seriously - I've dwelled in the abyss from time to time. - Billyv

Whoops I did it again! My Bad -- it was Engelbert, not Tom Jones!
Gotta love the Humperdinck - Billyv

4 Oops!... I Did It Again

Yep, this fits this topic perfectly. I honestly think this should be in the top 3 - KingSlayer93316

I'm dying lol!
*loud fart* "Oops!... I did it again! :D" - Britney Spears

HAHHAAHAH! I'm CHOKING!

LOLOLOLOL IN YO FACE BRITNEY YOU FARTED OH I'm DYING OHHH GOOOD

5 Weapon of Choice

Haha who added this beauty? Genius :D Thank you! - Britgirl

I'll defeat ISIS by emitting my silent (but deadly) poison!

Hm... rocket launcher? No... nuclear bomb? Nah... Oh! I know! I'll use my never-ending rips to destroy! - SwagFlicks

6 Blame It On Me

Well, that guy does sound like he's holding it in... - PositronWildhawk

LOL! I just can't stop laughing. This is an awesome list. - Kiteretsunu

Don't blame it on me! - Minecraftcrazy530

This is cool

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7 Let It Go

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go let it go
Turn your back and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The stink never bothered me anyway

Let me fart
Let me fart
Can't hold it in anymore
Let me fart
Let me fart
Turn and slam the bathroom door
I don't care
How it's going to stink
Let the smell rage on
The stench never bothered me anyway

Ok so this might sound weird but I was at the talent show the pressure was high I was getting sweaty just watching I was thinking 'Man oh man these acts are good' and I was getting nervous but I was also scared because this was a RANDOMISED talent show and they picked acts for you, so the only acts left were singing, and puppets. And Roger got puppets and I got singing and they told me to sing let it go and I was like no way but thye made me do it and I had brought a whoopie cusiune to use after and before I started I threw it into the audience and I made a run for it and that's my story about Let it Go - DislikeMyComment

The song IS about farts.-LitSavage

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8 The Nearness of You
9 I Want to Break Free

Great song by Queen and funny list too

I want to break free, from inside you... - DogsUnleashed

10 Kill Everybody

Let it out at the same bpm of this song. - PositronWildhawk

The Newcomers

? Sh**storm
? Smells Like Funk

The Contenders

11 Wild One

Is this that song by Sia? - TheMainReason

12 Rocket Man

And to think wolowitz wanted this as his astronaut nickname! - keycha1n

13 We Can't Stop!

This list is hilarious - RockStarr

And we won't stop(fart) - SamuiNeko

14 Destroyer of the Universe
15 Born to Be Wild
16 Supersonic
17 Give It Away
18 Gotta Let It Go
19 Don't Stop Me Now
20 Eruption
21 Runaway
22 Winds of Change

Sure hope they change again quick! - Billyv

23 Poetry In Motion
24 The Wind Beneath My Wings
25 Rapture
26 In the Air

"I'm Feelin' it, I'm feeling a change in the air...
Should be with me until the end of time."
"Just one more minute here with you, all I have to make this come true. Can you feel it too? "
"Couldn't believe everything I felt, you walked in and saw me just melt, oooh..."
"Give every moment to see you tear, give everything I've got from now to my last breath..."
Morgan Page, I salute you. - PositronWildhawk

27 What I've Done

Perfect! Linkin Park should have made this about farts!

LOL - monicaevans

28 That Smell

Lol - KingSlayer93316

29 I Want Out

"And I know I can't deny
The burning in my butt
I need a little more now
Wage against the dying resolve
It's burning in me tonight cause I need to let it out..." - RaineSage

30 Sweet Freedom

Haha awesome... Some people can actually relate to this.

31 Linger

How could this not be #1? Truly a great song about that bad smelling farts that just never seem to go away.

32 Devil In Disguise

Well, you never know - tornadoeater

33 Super Bass

Boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom
Super ass

34 Fatal Foot Fetish

Fatal Fart Fetish

35 Right This Second
36 Light My Fire

Come on baby, light my farts... - PositronWildhawk

Oh dear, this one slew me. Poor old Jim Morrison! - PetSounds

37 Bad to the Bone
38 This Is the New S***

Pretty accurate if the song was made about farts - KingSlayer93316

39 Anaconda

Anaconda don't my anaconda don't want none unless you did a fart hun

My anaconda fart, my anaconda fart... - JaysTop10List

Should be made for farts
Reason: Is it just me or is the music video full of butts

40 No Air

Oops I can't breath

41 Oh No!

Lol. This would of been great - KingSlayer93316

42 Waiting for the End

Waiting for the end to come, wishing I had strength to stand.
This is not what I had planned
It's hard to let you go.

43 Push It

Push yo buttt YEAH PUSH IT GOOD

44 Blame It On the Boogie
45 First of the Year
46 Superluminal
47 Gravity (Can't Hold Us Down)

Because you're providing your own thrust. - PositronWildhawk

48 Please Please Me
49 Justify My Love
50 7/11
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Top Remixes (7)

1. Don't Stand So Close to Me
2. Please Release Me
3. Smells Like Teen Spirit
EpicJake
1. Don't Stand So Close to Me
2. Please Release Me
3. Destroyer of the Universe
Metal_Treasure
1. Smells Like Teen Spirit
2. Don't Stand So Close to Me
3. The Nearness of You
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