Songs Which Should Have Been Written About Farts

For Billyv and anyone else who doesn't take life too seriously
The Top Ten
1 Don't Stand So Close to Me

Who would have ever known that the police have potty humor

You are so funny and have a great humor.

Oh my the title gives it away

This list is hilarious!

2 Smells Like Teen Spirit

This list is EXCELLENT. I have to vote this one for the amazing song it is and yet its comparison is so funny! I love the user who made this list!

Believe it or not, this was written about deodorant.

Bravo, Tina, bravo.

With the lights off
Its less dangerous

Smells like fart spirit.

3 Please Release Me

All great choices Tina - but this one really made me burst! - Laughter I mean!
I could hear Englebert Humperdinck I believe singing loudly in my head as I was reading the title.
Much appreciation, as alwayz. And thank you for helping me not to always take life too seriously - I've dwelled in the abyss from time to time.

Oops I did it again! My Bad -- it was Engelbert, not Tom Jones!
Gotta love the Humperdinck

4 Oops!... I Did It Again

Yep, this fits this topic perfectly. I honestly think this should be in the top 3

I'm dying lol!
*loud fart* "Oops!... I did it again! :D" - Britney Spears

Actually, I have a better idea... How about “My Fart Will Go On”.


5 Weapon of Choice

Hm... rocket launcher? No... nuclear bomb? Nah... Oh! I know! I'll use my never-ending rips to destroy!

I'll defeat ISIS by emitting my silent (but deadly) poison!

Haha who added this beauty? Genius :D Thank you!

6 Blame It On Me

Yeah, sure, blame it on ME! I didn't fart, it was the guy next to me!

Awesome! Mind -blowing list. Example that proves Britgirl is fantastic TopTenner.

LOL! I just can't stop laughing. This is an awesome list.

Well, that guy does sound like he's holding it in...

7 Let It Go

Ok so this might sound weird but I was at the talent show the pressure was high I was getting sweaty just watching I was thinking 'Man oh man these acts are good' and I was getting nervous but I was also scared because this was a RANDOMISED talent show and they picked acts for you, so the only acts left were singing, and puppets. And Roger got puppets and I got singing and they told me to sing let it go and I was like no way but thye made me do it and I had brought a whoopie cusiune to use after and before I started I threw it into the audience and I made a run for it and that's my story about Let it Go

This makes Frozen 100% better

Better than the original

The song IS about farts.-LitSavage

8 The Nearness of You
9 I Want to Break Free

Great song by Queen and funny list too

I want to break free, from inside you...

10 Kill Everybody

Let it out at the same bpm of this song.

Haha I get it!

The Contenders
11 Wild One

Is this that song by Sia?

12 Rocket Man

And to think wolowitz wanted this as his astronaut nickname!

13 We Can't Stop!

This list is hilarious

And we won't stop(fart)

14 Give It Away
15 Destroyer of the Universe
16 Born to Be Wild
17 Supersonic
18 Eruption

It's a metaphor for diarrehea

19 Gotta Let It Go
20 Linger

How could this not be #1? Truly a great song about that bad smelling farts that just never seem to go away.

Couldn’t stop laughing listening to the lyrics. “Don’t let it stop.” “Was it just a game to you?”
“I thought nothing could go wrong
But I was wrong, I was wrong”


21 Don't Stop Me Now
22 Poetry In Motion
23 Runaway
24 Winds of Change

Sure hope they change again quick!

25 Rapture
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