Top 10 "1,000 Ways to Die" Deaths
There are a lot of 1,000 Ways to Die deaths, so I'm going to put up my favorites and fan favorites. Let's see which one rests in peace at #1.A woman was treating her husband badly. One day, her husband was mowing the lawn incorrectly. The wife, unaware of a hidden cord plugged in the grass, mows over it and is electrocuted.
Cause of death: Electrocution
It's funny, and the woman deserved it.
This should be number one because a mime is rarely ever going to die in such a way.
A man dies peacefully in a hospital from old age.
Cause of death: Old age
I watched that episode. It was funny, but at the same time, not funny since everyone thought it was a joke. He could have written a note saying, Hey, I am really choking, please help.
An annoying mime starts to choke on a pickle. He has enough sense to try to get help, but everyone thinks it's an act. Since he can't talk and has nobody to help, he dies.
Cause of death: Choking
I thought this episode was funny but scary. :) I like the show 1000 Ways to Die, and I hope they will show different episodes every night. Never be a mime. You can get killed by doing something like this mime did... He choked on a pickle... WHY!?!?! I hope this episode wins because this is the best one yet! :)
A teenage punk is smashing people's mailboxes with a baseball bat as his friend drives by them. His bat shatters, and a large piece gets embedded into his chest. He dies from the huge splinter lodged in his lung.
Cause of death: Stab wound
It is unlikely to happen, so that is why I voted for this.
A man named Fred bets $100 that he could fit in the swing. Hours later, he experiences symptoms of a burst appendix. He dies alone.
A fat man named Fred got stuck on a little swing and died.
That is very sad that Fred died.
A Viking cuts someone's head off and swings it around. He accidentally swings it into his leg, and the teeth bite him. He dies weeks later from an infection.
Cause of death: Infection
10/10. I feel kinda bad for this Viking, but the job had to be done for this death.
A woman partying in a limousine puts her head through the moon roof. A pigeon flies into her mouth, and she dies of a broken neck.
Cause of death: Broken neck
A story about a drug dealer disguised as an ice cream man. He almost gets robbed, and his refrigerator gets damaged, releasing gas that knocks him unconscious. He then drives his ice cream truck into a tree.
Cause of death: Car accident
A man dresses as Bigfoot to scare people away from his property. He ends up getting shot with a tranquilizer by someone who happens to be a Bigfoot enthusiast. He dies from the chemicals in the dart.
Cause of death: Hypotension
The Newcomers
The ex crashes the wedding, and when the priest says, "If anyone objects to this marriage, say now or forever hold your peace," he gets up, flips out, and strips naked, asking how she could reject the sex. He offends the groom and priest, and when the priest says to get him, he runs into a glass window. The glass pierces his buttocks and kills him. At the end, the priest says, "May Almighty God have mercy on your soul..."
An ex-boyfriend is stalking his ex and her new boyfriend on their date on a hayride. The new boyfriend proposes to her, and she says yes. The ex, who is trying to scare them with a ski mask and an ax, jumps out and onto the hayride. The new boyfriend punches him, causing him to fall from the trailer and get run over. The trailer crushes his abdomen, splitting him in half.
Cause of death: Bisection
A military woman beats up one of her mates in a mud pit, but soon she's sucked into a sinkhole beneath the pit, causing her to suffocate from the tons of mud on her chest.
Also, suffocating is running out of air on land, while drowning is the same, except it's in the water.
A sorority girl is hazing the new pledges. They have to build a mud pit, which is unknowingly on top of a sinkhole. When the sorority girl wrestles a pledge in the pit, she falls into the sinkhole and dies by drowning.
Cause of death: Drowning
10/10 as well. I liked when the doctor said, I'm going to give you the biggest ta-tas ever known to mankind. It got me laughing. Hehe.
A woman's implants explode on a plane.
An angry married couple is on a hike. The husband plans to murder his wife, making it look like an accident, so he can spend the life insurance money with his mistress. However, he ends up falling down the mountain, breaking every bone in his body, and dies at the foot of the mountain.
Cause of death: Injury
I saw that this summer. I was like, "What the hell? That's dumb," and it is.
I laughed so hard during this death. Pepper spray can in the anus!
A random dude at a party gets struck by a meteorite. Needless to say, he did not deserve it.