The Top Ten Friends Quotes

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61 Get that legless witch out of here! - Joey

the one with ross's grant

62 Rachel: Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women.
63 How many cameras are on you? - Chandler

I can't believe this wasn't on the list! It's right up there with:
-There's Something Wrong With The Left Philange.
-They don't know, we know, they know, we know.
-Could I Be More...
-The Stupid Guy On My Phone
-OH MY GAWD!
- Ahh, Salmon Skin Roll
-That's short for Phoebe, I though it's just what we call each other
and -What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party.

All of these are amazingly funny but this line from Season 2's "The One With The Prom Video" made me laugh so hard. It's one of the greatest comedy lines in history. It's really a shame it wasn't on a list of nearly 80 Friends quotes.

64 Let me go and get my whip... You know, because of the 'Indiana Jones' thing. Not because I'm into S&M; I'm not into anything weird - just normal sex. - Ross

The One In Season Eight Where Rachel And Ross Go Out To Buy Stuff For Emma, And The Saleslady Starts Flirting With Ross, And Later Comes Over To Ask Him Out. -

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65 It's not a cat! - Joey
66 That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other - Phoebe.

This line is so good I almost wet my pants the first time I heard it. I couldn't believe how Phoebe didn't know that "Phoebs" is short for her name. How she thinks it's there pet name for each other is hilarious!

Hilarious. It's really funny that Pheobe never really realised that "Pheebs" was a nickname for her. I also thought it was great how Monica and Rachel reacted when Pheobe called Rachel "Pheebs".

67 How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? - Rachel
68 You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants, but when he gets out of the shower, he puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about? - Chandler

So funny in an awkward situation

69 Yes, we got everything. And Ross almost got something that was not on the list! A whore. - Rachel
70 I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black. - Chandler
71 Penis-schmenis, we're all people! - Chandler
72 Oh mommy, oh daddy, I am a big ol' baddy - Joey
73 Well, maybe that's because you're closer to you, so... you look bigger to you from where you are. - Joey
74 Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight. - Chandler
75 You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line... is a scarf! - Rachel

I crack up every time someone says this!

76 Yes. Yes, it is... In prison! What's the matter with you? - Ross
77 Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19. - Chandler

To joey when joey is preparing for a role of 19 year old teenager and comes out dressed all funny

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78 Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong. - Chandler
79 Paper, Snow, a Ghost! - Joey

By far the best episode - Never seen a friends episode or a quiz show funnier than when Joey was on Pyramid.

So funny, especially how he says it in such an innocent way!
-'You put this in your coffee'
-'...A spoon, you hands, your face? '
-'It's white'
-'Paper, snow, A GHOST! '

Tears were falling from my eyes!

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80 Drink your hair! - Monica
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