Top Ten Most Unsuitable Songs to Play In Front of a Police Station

Note---these songs should be played at a police station...if you wanna get a 10 year prison sentence (ie - don't play these songs or you shall be behind bars )

The Top Ten

1 F*** Tha Police - N.W.A

Very good thing to put headphone on not to loud! - Lordvader3500

2 Breaking the Law - Judas Priest

I'm not keen on this. Can I sing Hell Bent For Leather instead? - Britgirl

Police-Oh, get inside the cell - Toucan

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3 Blood On My Hands - Demons & Wizards

Your gonna get in trouble very big trouble

This song is based on Wagner's version of Siegfried's story, as told in the Ring cycle.
But the Police may not know that...

"There's blood on my hands
But I'm sure in the end I will prove I was right

The blood on my hands you see
Can not be washed away
I am chosen by destiny
To dwell in misery" - Metal_Treasure

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4 Smith and Wesson - Primal Fear

"Got a bullet with your name on it
Hits you straight between the eyes
Let me burn - burn me alive
Guess it's time to teach a lesson
Gonna pack my Smith & Wesson". - Metal_Treasure

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5 A Lesson In Violence - Exodus UListen to Sample
6 Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

Police-Mama ain't gonna help you - Toucan

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7 Criminally Insane - Slayer

Police-Oh welcome to your new cell - Toucan

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8 Terrorist Mind - Dead Brain Cells UListen to Sample
9 Killing Strangers - Marilyn Manson

It's always a good time to play Marilyn Manson. - maarilynmaanson

Police-You got guns...we got prisons - Toucan

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10 I Fought the Law - The Clash

And the law won... - Britgirl

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The Contenders

11 Another One Bites the Dust - Queen

Well you will be ridding the prison bus - Toucan

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12 Kill Everybody - Skrillex

Police-You ain't killing no one - Toucan

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13 I Shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley UListen to Sample
14 Used to Love Her - Guns N' Roses

Police-That ain't no Excuse - Toucan

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15 Cop Killer - Body Count UListen to Sample
16 Jail Break - Thin Lizzy UListen to Sample
17 Bullet In the Head - Rage Against Machines UListen to Sample
18 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

You'd probably be arrested for indecent exposure. - PositronWildhawk

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19 Date Rape - Sublime UListen to Sample
20 Big Man With a Gun - Nine Inch Nails UListen to Sample
21 Kim - Eminem UListen to Sample
22 Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy UListen to Sample
23 Young, Wild & Free - Wiz Khalifa UListen to Sample
24 Meaning of Life - Disturbed UListen to Sample
25 March of the Pigs - Nine Inch Nails
26 The Authority Song - John Mellancamp
27 Shoot Me Again - Metallica

Huh,don't police roam with guns - Toucan

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28 Rape Me - Nirvana UListen to Sample
29 Assimilate - Skinny Puppy UListen to Sample
30 Vote With a Bullet - Corrosion of Conformity UListen to Sample
31 How I Could Just Kill a Man - Rage Against the Machine UListen to Sample
32 Ebeneezer Goode - The Shamen UListen to Sample
33 Watching the Detectives - Elvis Costello UListen to Sample
34 Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood UListen to Sample
35 Love the Way You Lie - Eminem UListen to Sample
36 F**k You - Lily Allen UListen to Sample
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Top Remixes

1. Breaking the Law - Judas Priest
2. Killing Strangers - Marilyn Manson
3. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
1. F*** Tha Police - N.W.A
2. Blood On My Hands - Demons & Wizards
3. Smith and Wesson - Primal Fear


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