Top Ten Most Unsuitable Songs to Play In Front of a Police Station

Note---these songs should be played at a police station...if you wanna get a 10 year prison sentence (ie - don't play these songs or you shall be behind bars )

The Top Ten

1 F*** Tha Police - N.W.A

I am shocked this isn't at number 1. - sketchysteve

2 Breaking the Law - Judas Priest

I'm not keen on this. Can I sing Hell Bent For Leather instead? - Britgirl

Police-Oh, get inside the cell - Toucan

3 Killing Strangers - Marilyn Manson

It's always a good time to play Marilyn Manson. - maarilynmaanson

Police-You got guns...we got prisons - Toucan

4 Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

Police-Mama ain't gonna help you - Toucan

5 Blood On My Hands - Demons & Wizards

This song is based on Wagner's version of Siegfried's story, as told in the Ring cycle.
But the Police may not know that...

"There's blood on my hands
But I'm sure in the end I will prove I was right

The blood on my hands you see
Can not be washed away
I am chosen by destiny
To dwell in misery" - Metal_Treasure

6 Criminally Insane - Slayer

Police-Oh welcome to your new cell - Toucan

7 Smith and Wesson - Primal Fear

"Got a bullet with your name on it
Hits you straight between the eyes
Let me burn - burn me alive
Guess it's time to teach a lesson
Gonna pack my Smith & Wesson". - Metal_Treasure

8 A Lesson In Violence - Exodus
9 Another One Bites the Dust - Queen

Well you will be ridding the prison bus - Toucan

10 Terrorist Mind - Dead Brain Cells

The Contenders

11 Kill Everybody - Skrillex

Police-You ain't killing no one - Toucan

12 I Fought the Law - The Clash

And the law won... - Britgirl

13 Used to Love Her - Guns N' Roses

Police-That ain't no Excuse - Toucan

14 I Shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley
15 Bullet In the Head - Rage Against Machines
16 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

You'd probably be arrested for indecent exposure. - PositronWildhawk

17 Jail Break - Thin Lizzy
18 Cop Killer - Body Count
19 Date Rape - Sublime
20 Big Man With a Gun - Nine Inch Nails
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List StatsUpdated 24 Sep 2017

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Top Remixes

1. Breaking the Law - Judas Priest
2. Killing Strangers - Marilyn Manson
3. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
1. F*** Tha Police - N.W.A
2. Blood On My Hands - Demons & Wizards
3. Smith and Wesson - Primal Fear



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