Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone to Shut Up


The Top Ten

1 Shut the f*** up

I think you should keep this word

Always works and offends everyone
Win win


I always use this...It works sometimes other times ya just need to be straight up and say " your breath stinks stop polluting the air...

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2 It is over now? 'cause I've had enough of your foul mouth smell

That guy licked a skunk. - TriggerTrashKid

Really they suck, they are disgusting!

Okay. they have went over board, stick a cookie in there mouth.

3 I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!

Nah. I got cancer from your words. - TriggerTrashKid

The best one, because I like things which are simple and to the point. - Kiteretsunu

Just getting to the point - OneWayStreet

YEAH just be real and get to the point.

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4 Oh just shut it, go and shove your head in a toilet!

Dog Poop would be worse. - TriggerTrashKid

It's the funniest one I've ever heard


No way no one should stick there head in a toilet stool? (which they wont)? Tell them to go catch a butter fly and fly with it.

5 Be careful you might choke on those words

This is true humor. - TriggerTrashKid

That's funny. - Misfire

Great punch line


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6 And I thought that Bieber was boring

Then a Bieber fan says "You are the most boring person on the planet and no one would want to talk to you ever goodbye loser."

Best thing ever!

No. Stock Market is boring. - TriggerTrashKid


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7 Can you shut your trashy dustbin please?

This hit me. - TriggerTrashKid

Um, I would never leave the lid to my trash can open.

"trashy dustbin" y e s

Haha! I've gotta use this... Maybe. - Turkeyasylum

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8 Bye for now

Forever. - TriggerTrashKid

Bye for now means I, am going on vacation for a while. no phone calls no text messages. just me and the wind. my life has begun. (now)

9 You know right now I just want to put a fork in it

Where? - TriggerTrashKid

Sound like if you don't get (help) quick? You might put a fork in the T.V. or anything. ? (go get a float) and chill out.

10 You look beautiful with your mouth closed

Then they will say they are ugly just to annoy you. - TriggerTrashKid

I acc died when I saw this

I actually worked when I told someone this

Amazing love gonna use next time I need to

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The Contenders

11 Zip it up!

Chain Reaction! - TriggerTrashKid

Zip up your mouth

No one wonts to zip up. but they will (shut up ) try giving them a list of chores that need to be done. (they will run)?

12 Ok I've had enough

No you WANT MORE. - TriggerTrashKid

We all have enough. that's when you leave the house and take the bank card and the car. and (say hello Florida or (Anywhere town) to get this stressed off of me. even if you have to hop a bus (just go go go)

13 Shut up

Simple but powerful! - Userguy44

Nope. - TriggerTrashKid

Classic - ElSherlock

Nice and simple

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14 Stop talking. Your voice is worse than Bieber.

I will practice to make it better. - TriggerTrashKid

A good insult always includes dustbin beaver being better!

Lol this is enough to force a person to commit suicide - Ananya

That means you're moaning.

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15 KYS

Even another death treat - ElSherlock

That's just death threat. - BorisRule


Use on normies

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16 I'm not interested please

I'll try to make you interested. - TriggerTrashKid

17 I'm sorry, were you talking?

Nah, I was just messing around. - TriggerTrashKid

My teacher didn't care about my cousin passing how rude

Just Stop BOI

Definitely a good one.

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18 You know that your vocal cord is horrible?

Clone of Miley Cyrus - TriggerTrashKid

Crappy vocal chords

Of course my vocal is (trebile) I talk on the phone at work. scream at the kids when I get home. (Yell) at my hubby) he was out all nite. so now I cannot talk. (I put on a tape ) with Britney spears. , and play a couple of songs by the Beatles. and a song by the (dells) oh what a nite. ? So my vocal cords seem to be doing (Alright) until tonite?

Lol, what is this. 1970? I'm gonna use this. - IronSabbathPriest

19 Stop whining, I get enough if this crap from my six year old and he's less annoying than you, at least he shuts up!

The best

Yeah after I whip him with my rusty work belt he shuts right up u know what I'm saying

I said this to a 6 yr old lol

20 Go die

That is animal abuse. What? We are animals. - TriggerTrashKid

This is a death treat - ElSherlock

It's not a death treat if they aren't saying they're gonna kill you

Another death threat. - BorisRule

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21 Put a sock in your piehole you big buzzard

I'm am so gonna use this one ; )

22 Don't ever pass up your chance to shut up

"An inspirational way to tell someone that they are talking too much. For instance, I have a friend who I used this on. It worked! "

Like now and forever!

Like now and forever.

Lol. Love this one.

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23 Just stop

Simple, effective, can be used for pretty much anything really - tgbhj

Screw U - TriggerTrashKid

24 Don’t talk crap about the only friend you are gonna get



25 Stfu noob. Also get rekt'

The roast an 8 year old uses in Call of Duty - TriggerTrashKid

I love this with all of my heart

Truly perfect

When you talk to gamer girls

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26 Lalala

This is a good one. - Userguy44

Blah Blah Blah - TriggerTrashKid

Look away and whistle

27 Do you know how to shut your mouth...? Just give it a bloody rest we're all fed up of you..

Use it it works

I used an Irish accent with this one

28 Go to hell

Which way? - TriggerTrashKid

It isn't real - ElSherlock

Lead the way. - Cyri

29 Kill yourselves

Can you give a demo on yourself? - TriggerTrashKid

This is another death treat - ElSherlock

Yet another death threat. Seriously, this is not a good way to shut them up - BorisRule

This is encouraging suiside and could get you a fine of up to $25000 and up to 10 years in prison, if they actually kill them selves then you can be charged with manslauter.

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30 You know the smartest people stay silent for long periods of time.

Pretty funny

31 Do you kiss your mother with that mouth

I'm getting Sailor Mouth vibes... - Jasmine21064


This is the best insult. I was watching Avengers 2 with my friends at was at the part where Iron Man asked Capitan America that question and my friend said "I do" and then I told him "You kiss your mother with Capitan America's mouth? "

I'll use this one.

32 Shut up and buck up!
33 Shut your trap!

This one is good! Actually, a lot of these on this list are all great advice to those that one does not want to hear from, like certain opinions that make one sore. - giddyjoker

A bit jarring, but a classic.
If yelling at someone to shut up can be classic, that is. - Rocko

A very rude way of telling a person to be quiet.
On 9/11/17 there was somebody that tried to watch us and watch Reading Rainbow. A few minutes later, people was talking and he said “Shut your trap! ” and my friend tried to skip ads and the class was like “SKIP IT! DON’T SKIP IT! ” Then he paused the 27-minute video. We watched literally 18 minutes! Then my teacher came back and he reported to my teacher saying “The class said YAYAYAYAYA SKIP IT! ” Some of my friends made comments about this incident. So we had to write a letter to my teacher even though I didn’t do anything wrong!

34 I honestly do not care at all!

I say this often. Just when I have a leave me alone moment! - Userguy44

35 Can you shut your mouth or is it always open?

Shut your crusty mouth hoe

Haha. Good one - Userguy44

36 Chup...
37 Shut it

Can�'t go wrong with the classics

38 Sick of all these people talking... wait... you’re so annoying it sounds like more than one person

And the first part is Halsey lyrics.

39 Zip your lips
40 Can you please STFU?


This is great

41 Shut your face grandma

no u - AlphaQ

Impractical Jokers reference, I like it!

42 Do you want me to tie you up with tape on your mouth?
43 Stop right now!




Like it.

44 Close your speaking hole


45 Urgh! When are you going to shut that dustbin? It stinks.
46 Are you writing a book?

I get it. - Qryzx

47 A bit of shush thanks
48 Play Shut Up by Charly Brown

Shut Up by Charly Brown (a DJ duo) is an awesome EDM song that I first heard a part of when I watched a daily CNN 10 episode at school (it played at the end). I watched the episode again and asked Siri for the song, which is how I know the name of it. It has no lyrics, but the title is enough. Not to mention the song is AWESOME! - PhoenixAura81

49 Your dustbin is full enough you turd

I can hardly shut my big brother up

50 Do you know my friend Chad..Chad up
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1. Shut up
2. I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!
3. Bye for now
1. I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!
2. It is over now? 'cause I've had enough of your foul mouth smell
3. Oh just shut it, go and shove your head in a toilet!
1. I'm not interested please
2. I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!
3. It is over now? 'cause I've had enough of your foul mouth smell

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