Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone to Shut Up

The Top Ten

1 Shut the f*** up

Sometimes people need to learn the hard way that nobody wants to listen to them

Use this All the time! On my siblings, parents, fake friends tryna hit me up again, and just annoying people.

I always use this...It works sometimes other times ya just need to be straight up and say " your breath stinks stop polluting the air...

This should be #1

2 It is over now? 'cause I've had enough of your foul mouth smell

That guy licked a skunk.

Really they suck, they are disgusting!

Okay. they have went over board, stick a cookie in there mouth.

I love this!

3 I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!

The best one, because I like things which are simple and to the point.

Just getting to the point

YEAH just be real and get to the point.

Nah. I got cancer from your words.

4 Oh just shut it, go and shove your head in a toilet!

No way no one should stick there head in a toilet stool? (which they wont)? Tell them to go catch a butter fly and fly with it.

It's the funniest one I've ever heard

It makes people shut up.

Dog Poop would be worse.

5 Be careful you might choke on those words

Haha! This is a good one!

My style of telling people to be quiet.

With a composure...

This is true humor.

6 And I thought that Bieber was boring

Then a Bieber fan says "You are the most boring person on the planet and no one would want to talk to you ever goodbye loser."

I like this because I can use this against my mother.

No. Stock Market is boring.

LOL! Right way, and I may try it.

7 Can you shut your trashy dustbin please?

Haha! I've gotta use this... Maybe.

Um, I would never leave the lid to my trash can open.

This hit me.

Just tell them to take a walk. or (else you will take there gas money. ) case close.

8 Bye for now

Bye for now means I, am going on vacation for a while. no phone calls no text messages. just me and the wind. my life has begun. (now)

Forever.

Not As Good

9 You know right now I just want to put a fork in it

Sound like if you don't get (help) quick? You might put a fork in the T.V. or anything. ? (go get a float) and chill out.

Where?

That was a really bad one and mad my friend stab me in the face with a fork and proceed to eat my skin. MAD MAD MAD do not use on anyone you would like no to be in prison or a psych ward. I would also like to know the real name, home adress, and personal email/phone number of the original poster you will be hearing from my lawyer.

10 You look beautiful with your mouth closed

Haha! I love this one if I ever get another bully on my back, I'll be sure to use this one.

Hilarious works every time!

Amazing love gonna use next time I need to

Then they will say they are ugly just to annoy you.

The Contenders

11 Zip it up!

Zip up your mouth

Chain Reaction!

No one wonts to zip up. but they will (shut up ) try giving them a list of chores that need to be done. (they will run)?

12 Shut up

Sometimes, you've gotta stick with the classics.

I think this one is really common.

Simple, to the point. Me like.

Simple but powerful!

13 Ok I've had enough

We all have enough. that's when you leave the house and take the bank card and the car. and (say hello Florida or (Anywhere town) to get this stressed off of me. even if you have to hop a bus (just go go go)

No you WANT MORE.

14 Stop talking. Your voice is worse than Bieber.

Lol this is enough to force a person to commit suicide

A good insult always includes dustbin beaver being better!

Your voice is worse than Caillou's

I will practice to make it better.

15 Stop whining, I get enough if this crap from my six year old and he's less annoying than you, at least he shuts up!

I said this to my friend and evryone was like 'ohh' as if it was a diss and the gay boy started crying

Quite with your wining I won't be able to drive home tonight

Yeah after I whip him with my rusty work belt he shuts right up u know what I'm saying

I said this to a 6 yr old lol

16 I'm not interested please

I'll try to make you interested.

17 I'm sorry, were you talking?

My teacher didn't care about my cousin passing how rude

Nah, I was just messing around.

Definitely a good one.

Really good it worked

18 You know that your vocal cord is horrible?

Of course my vocal is (trebile) I talk on the phone at work. scream at the kids when I get home. (Yell) at my hubby) he was out all nite. so now I cannot talk. (I put on a tape ) with Britney spears. , and play a couple of songs by the Beatles. and a song by the (dells) oh what a nite. ? So my vocal cords seem to be doing (Alright) until tonite?

Lol, what is this. 1970? I'm gonna use this.

Clone of Miley Cyrus

Crappy vocal chords

19 KYS

No. Don't use this.

Even another death treat

That's just death threat.

Kook Yourself Swine*

20 Put a sock in your piehole you big buzzard

I'm am so gonna use this one ; )

21 Don't ever pass up your chance to shut up

Lol. Love this one.

"An inspirational way to tell someone that they are talking too much. For instance, I have a friend who I used this on. It worked! "

COOL

Like now and forever!

22 Don’t talk crap about the only friend you are gonna get

It had shocked my sibling

#BEST ROAST OF 2018

yas

23 Go die

It's not a death treat if they aren't saying they're gonna kill you

Another death threat.

Lol that's rude

This is a death treat

24 Stfu noob. Also get rekt'

This is so stupid

Literally me on Roblox

The roast an 8 year old uses in Call of Duty

This isn't Call Of Duty.

25 Just stop

Simple, effective, can be used for pretty much anything really

Screw U

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