Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone to Shut Up

The Top Ten

1 Shut the f*** up

I always what to say this to my little brothers they won't shut up! I had to tack my little
brother threw my middle school and told my mom the whole story it took about 30 minutes I wish I could say this so bad but I would get in trouble by my brother like this " MOMM SISTER SAID THE F WORD

I always use this...It works sometimes other times ya just need to be straight up and say " your breath stinks stop polluting the air...

Sometimes people need to learn the hard way that nobody wants to listen to them

Use this All the time! On my siblings, parents, fake friends tryna hit me up again, and just annoying people.

2 It is over now? 'cause I've had enough of your foul mouth smell

Really they suck, they are disgusting!

That guy licked a skunk.

Okay. they have went over board, stick a cookie in there mouth.

3 I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!

The best one, because I like things which are simple and to the point.

YEAH just be real and get to the point.

Nah. I got cancer from your words.

Just getting to the point

4 Oh just shut it, go and shove your head in a toilet!

No way no one should stick there head in a toilet stool? (which they wont)? Tell them to go catch a butter fly and fly with it.

It's the funniest one I've ever heard

It definitely applies to my annoying pices of crap brother

It makes people shut up.

5 Be careful you might choke on those words

My style of telling people to be quiet.

Haha! This is a good one!

This is true humor.

With a composure...

6 And I thought that Bieber was boring

Then a Bieber fan says "You are the most boring person on the planet and no one would want to talk to you ever goodbye loser."

I like this because I can use this against my mother.

LOL! Right way, and I may try it.

No. Stock Market is boring.

7 Can you shut your trashy dustbin please?

Um, I would never leave the lid to my trash can open.

Haha! I've gotta use this... Maybe.

"trashy dustbin" y e s

Just tell them to take a walk. or (else you will take there gas money. ) case close.

8 Bye for now

Bye for now means I, am going on vacation for a while. no phone calls no text messages. just me and the wind. my life has begun. (now)

9 You look beautiful with your mouth closed

Haha! I love this one if I ever get another bully on my back, I'll be sure to use this one.

Then they will say they are ugly just to annoy you.

I actually worked when I told someone this

Amazing love gonna use next time I need to

10 You know right now I just want to put a fork in it

Sound like if you don't get (help) quick? You might put a fork in the T.V. or anything. ? (go get a float) and chill out.

That was a really bad one and mad my friend stab me in the face with a fork and proceed to eat my skin. MAD MAD MAD do not use on anyone you would like no to be in prison or a psych ward. I would also like to know the real name, home adress, and personal email/phone number of the original poster you will be hearing from my lawyer.

The Newcomers

? Please be quiet

The Contenders

11 Zip it up!

Zip up your mouth

No one wonts to zip up. but they will (shut up ) try giving them a list of chores that need to be done. (they will run)?

Chain Reaction!

12 Ok I've had enough

We all have enough. that's when you leave the house and take the bank card and the car. and (say hello Florida or (Anywhere town) to get this stressed off of me. even if you have to hop a bus (just go go go)

13 Shut up

Sometimes, you've gotta stick with the classics.

I think this one is really common.

This should be either number 1 or 2.

Simple, to the point. Me like.

14 Stop whining, I get enough if this crap from my six year old and he's less annoying than you, at least he shuts up!

Yeah after I whip him with my rusty work belt he shuts right up u know what I'm saying

Little six year old brother better than the big whining child

Quite with your wining I won't be able to drive home tonight

I said this to a 6 yr old lol

15 I'm sorry, were you talking?

My teacher didn't care about my cousin passing how rude

Nah, I was just messing around.

Definitely a good one.

Really good it worked

16 Stop talking. Your voice is worse than Bieber.

A good insult always includes dustbin beaver being better!

Lol this is enough to force a person to commit suicide

Your voice is worse than Caillou's

I will practice to make it better.

17 I'm not interested please

I'll try to make you interested.

18 You know that your vocal cord is horrible?

Of course my vocal is (trebile) I talk on the phone at work. scream at the kids when I get home. (Yell) at my hubby) he was out all nite. so now I cannot talk. (I put on a tape ) with Britney spears. , and play a couple of songs by the Beatles. and a song by the (dells) oh what a nite. ? So my vocal cords seem to be doing (Alright) until tonite?

Lol, what is this. 1970? I'm gonna use this.

Crappy vocal chords

yes because the boy I don't want to hear does have a very annoying voice.

19 Put a sock in your piehole you big buzzard

I'm am so gonna use this one ; )

20 KYS

Even another death treat

That's just death threat.

No. Don't use this.

This is very good

21 Don’t talk crap about the only friend you are gonna get

It had shocked my sibling

22 Don't ever pass up your chance to shut up

"An inspirational way to tell someone that they are talking too much. For instance, I have a friend who I used this on. It worked! "

Lol. Love this one.

Like now and forever!

Like now and forever.

23 Go die

It's not a death treat if they aren't saying they're gonna kill you

I'm a pumpkin skull so technically I'm kinda.

That is animal abuse. What? We are animals.

Another death threat.

24 Stfu noob. Also get rekt'

The roast an 8 year old uses in Call of Duty

I love this with all of my heart

When you talk to gamer girls

Literally me on Roblox

25 Just stop

Simple, effective, can be used for pretty much anything really

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