Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone to Shut Up

The Top Ten
1 Shut the f*** up

One time I got angry at someone so much about all the crap he kept saying about me that I accidently told him to shut up in my native language, and it actually made him shut up.

I always what to say this to my little brothers they won't shut up! I had to tack my little
brother threw my middle school and told my mom the whole story it took about 30 minutes I wish I could say this so bad but I would get in trouble by my brother like this " MOMM SISTER SAID THE F WORD

I always use this...It works sometimes other times ya just need to be straight up and say " your breath stinks stop polluting the air...

Sometimes people need to learn the hard way that nobody wants to listen to them

2 It is over now? 'cause I've had enough of your foul mouth smell

Really they suck, they are disgusting!

That guy licked a skunk.

Here have some mentos

Okay. they have went over board, stick a cookie in there mouth.

3 Oh just shut it, go and shove your head in a toilet!

Lol it worked with me That girl stayed quiet! ty I rlly aprecciated.I also have another thing to shut the people's mouth if that does not work then do while they talking Look at the center of their fronthead and then look at there mouth they will know that u want them to stfu.

No way no one should stick there head in a toilet stool? (which they wont)? Tell them to go catch a butter fly and fly with it.

It definitely applies to my annoying pices of crap brother

It's the funniest one I've ever heard

4 I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!

The best one, because I like things which are simple and to the point.

YEAH just be real and get to the point.

Nah. I got cancer from your words.

Just getting to the point

5 Be careful you might choke on those words

The perfect amount of passive-aggressive. My thing.

I am going to tell this to someone who is on my bus

My style of telling people to be quiet.

Haha! This is a good one!

6 And I thought that Bieber was boring

Then a Bieber fan says "You are the most boring person on the planet and no one would want to talk to you ever goodbye loser."

I like this because I can use this against my mother.

LOL! Right way, and I may try it.

No. Stock Market is boring.

7 Can you shut your trashy dustbin please?

Um, I would never leave the lid to my trash can open.

Haha! I've gotta use this... Maybe.

This one is sponsered by tomura shigaraki

"trashy dustbin" y e s

8 Bye for now

Like bye for now but never come back and leave them

I’ll come back when it gets interesting

Bye for now means I, am going on vacation for a while. no phone calls no text messages. just me and the wind. my life has begun. (now)

9 You look beautiful with your mouth closed

Haha! I love this one if I ever get another bully on my back, I'll be sure to use this one.

Then they will say they are ugly just to annoy you.

I actually worked when I told someone this

Amazing love gonna use next time I need to

10 You know right now I just want to put a fork in it

Sound like if you don't get (help) quick? You might put a fork in the T.V. or anything. ? (go get a float) and chill out.

That was a really bad one and mad my friend stab me in the face with a fork and proceed to eat my skin. MAD MAD MAD do not use on anyone you would like no to be in prison or a psych ward. I would also like to know the real name, home adress, and personal email/phone number of the original poster you will be hearing from my lawyer.

The Newcomers

? Shut up or I will physically kill you

LOL using this one

best thing ever

The Contenders
11 Zip it up!

Zip up your mouth

No one wonts to zip up. but they will (shut up ) try giving them a list of chores that need to be done. (they will run)?

Chain Reaction!

12 Shut up

Sometimes, you've gotta stick with the classics.

Oh the classic SHUT UP ! it makes my day .

I think this one is really common.

This should be either number 1 or 2.

13 Ok I've had enough

We all have enough. that's when you leave the house and take the bank card and the car. and (say hello Florida or (Anywhere town) to get this stressed off of me. even if you have to hop a bus (just go go go)

Like bye bro

14 I'm sorry, were you talking?

I want to use this when someone keeps talking none sense and they say kpop is trash

My teacher didn't care about my cousin passing how rude

I love it, it also get to the point and is fun to hear

Being rude to them because why not?

15 Stop whining, I get enough if this crap from my six year old and he's less annoying than you, at least he shuts up!

omg this is so true my moms bf daughter is seven and all she does is cry and cry but I can change this a little cause I have a six year old sis

Yeah after I whip him with my rusty work belt he shuts right up u know what I'm saying

Little six year old brother better than the big whining child

Quite with your wining I won't be able to drive home tonight

16 Stop talking. Your voice is worse than Bieber.

A good insult always includes dustbin beaver being better!

Lol this will induce a nervous breakdown.

Your voice is worse than Caillou's

I will practice to make it better.

17 You know the smartest people stay silent for long periods of time.

Used this so much loved it so

I done this to my sis

Pretty funny

If you don’t want your brain to get damaged you better shut the hell up

18 You know that your vocal cord is horrible?

Of course my vocal is (trebile) I talk on the phone at work. scream at the kids when I get home. (Yell) at my hubby) he was out all nite. so now I cannot talk. (I put on a tape ) with Britney spears. , and play a couple of songs by the Beatles. and a song by the (dells) oh what a nite. ? So my vocal cords seem to be doing (Alright) until tonite?

I mean yeah scream in the middle of the night so yeah-

Lol, what is this. 1970? I'm gonna use this.

Crappy vocal chords

19 I'm not interested please

I'll try to make you interested.

20 Don’t talk crap about the only friend you are gonna get

I'm in the hospital I told this to my friend and she bashed my lip into a pole

I have just told my friend that and I am in hospital now

Like bro do u want me to leave ya by you not shutting your mouth hole?

It had shocked my sibling

21 Put a sock in your piehole you big buzzard

I'm am so gonna use this one ; )

22 Don't ever pass up your chance to shut up

"An inspirational way to tell someone that they are talking too much. For instance, I have a friend who I used this on. It worked! "

Lol. Love this one.

Like now and forever!

Like now and forever.

23 KYS

But this is a death threat.

Even another death treat

That's just death threat.

No. Don't use this.

24 Go die

It's not a death treat if they aren't saying they're gonna kill you

I want to use this on my cousin but she gonna cry

I'm a pumpkin skull so technically I'm kinda.

That is animal abuse. What? We are animals.

25 Stfu noob. Also get rekt'

The roast an 8 year old uses in Call of Duty

I love this with all of my heart

Literally me on Roblox

When you talk to gamer girls

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