Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone to Shut Up

Sometimes people need to learn the hard way that nobody wants to listen to them

I always use this...It works sometimes other times ya just need to be straight up and say " your breath stinks stop polluting the air...

This should be #1 - HomogeneousKhalidus

I think that will always work

That guy licked a skunk. - TriggerTrashKid

Really they suck, they are disgusting!

Okay. they have went over board, stick a cookie in there mouth.

I love this!

The best one, because I like things which are simple and to the point. - Kiteretsunu

Just getting to the point - OneWayStreet

YEAH just be real and get to the point.

Nah. I got cancer from your words. - TriggerTrashKid

No way no one should stick there head in a toilet stool? (which they wont)? Tell them to go catch a butter fly and fly with it.

It's the funniest one I've ever heard

Dog Poop would be worse. - TriggerTrashKid

Oh just shut it,go and stove your head in the toilet

Haha! This is a good one! - cosmo

My style of telling people to be quiet. - Cyri

With a composure... - Ananya

This is true humor. - TriggerTrashKid

Then a Bieber fan says "You are the most boring person on the planet and no one would want to talk to you ever goodbye loser."

I like this because I can use this against my mother.

No. Stock Market is boring. - TriggerTrashKid

LOL! Right way, and I may try it.

Haha! I've gotta use this... Maybe. - Turkeyasylum

Um, I would never leave the lid to my trash can open.

This hit me. - TriggerTrashKid

Just tell them to take a walk. or (else you will take there gas money. ) case close.

Bye for now means I, am going on vacation for a while. no phone calls no text messages. just me and the wind. my life has begun. (now)

Not As Good - Oliversky

Forever. - TriggerTrashKid

Haha! I love this one if I ever get another bully on my back, I'll be sure to use this one. - JaysTop10List

Hilarious works every time!

Amazing love gonna use next time I need to

Then they will say they are ugly just to annoy you. - TriggerTrashKid

Zip up your mouth

Chain Reaction! - TriggerTrashKid

No one wonts to zip up. but they will (shut up ) try giving them a list of chores that need to be done. (they will run)?

Sometimes, you've gotta stick with the classics. - Turkeyasylum

I think this one is really common. - cosmo

Simple, to the point. Me like. - JAE29

Simple but powerful! - Userguy44

We all have enough. that's when you leave the house and take the bank card and the car. and (say hello Florida or (Anywhere town) to get this stressed off of me. even if you have to hop a bus (just go go go)

No you WANT MORE. - TriggerTrashKid

Lol this is enough to force a person to commit suicide - Ananya

A good insult always includes dustbin beaver being better!

Your voice is worse than Caillou's

I will practice to make it better. - TriggerTrashKid

I said this to my friend and evryone was like 'ohh' as if it was a diss and the gay boy started crying

Quite with your wining I won't be able to drive home tonight

Yeah after I whip him with my rusty work belt he shuts right up u know what I'm saying

I said this to a 6 yr old lol

My teacher didn't care about my cousin passing how rude

Nah, I was just messing around. - TriggerTrashKid

Definitely a good one.

Really good it worked

I'll try to make you interested. - TriggerTrashKid

No. Don't use this. - Cyri

Even another death treat - ElSherlock

That's just death threat. - BorisRule

Kook Yourself Swine*

Of course my vocal is (trebile) I talk on the phone at work. scream at the kids when I get home. (Yell) at my hubby) he was out all nite. so now I cannot talk. (I put on a tape ) with Britney spears. , and play a couple of songs by the Beatles. and a song by the (dells) oh what a nite. ? So my vocal cords seem to be doing (Alright) until tonite?

Lol, what is this. 1970? I'm gonna use this. - IronSabbathPriest

Clone of Miley Cyrus - TriggerTrashKid

Crappy vocal chords

I'm am so gonna use this one ; )

"An inspirational way to tell someone that they are talking too much. For instance, I have a friend who I used this on. It worked! "

Lol. Love this one.

COOL

Like now and forever!

It had shocked my sibling

#BEST ROAST OF 2018

yas

Simple, effective, can be used for pretty much anything really - tgbhj

Screw U - TriggerTrashKid

Pretty funny

Used this so much loved it so

It's not a death treat if they aren't saying they're gonna kill you

Another death threat. - BorisRule

Lol that's rude - Spy_Man

This is a death treat - ElSherlock

This is so stupid

Literally me on Roblox

This isn't Call Of Duty. - Qryzx

The roast an 8 year old uses in Call of Duty - TriggerTrashKid

I used an Irish accent with this one

Use it it works

Shut your crusty mouth hoe

This one is quite funny

Haha. Good one - Userguy44

I know this from SpongeBob

This is the best insult. I was watching Avengers 2 with my friends at was at the part where Iron Man asked Capitan America that question and my friend said "I do" and then I told him "You kiss your mother with Capitan America's mouth? "

I'll use this one.

I'm getting Sailor Mouth vibes... - Jasmine21064

Look away and whistle

This is a good one. - Userguy44

I do this it works - Yoshidude

Blah Blah Blah - TriggerTrashKid

For the people who won't stop talking so much

I get it. - Qryzx

Hahah awesome. Just "a bit of shush" I love it I'll use it. Hopefully it works.

Which way? - TriggerTrashKid

It isn't real - ElSherlock

Lead the way. - Cyri

I mean at least it said please

This is great

yes

Yet another death threat. Seriously, this is not a good way to shut them up - BorisRule

This is encouraging suiside and could get you a fine of up to $25000 and up to 10 years in prison, if they actually kill them selves then you can be charged with manslauter.

What. That was just on here

Just don't use this, this is a terrible thing to say.

And the first part is Halsey lyrics.

This one sounds dominant

amazing

A bit jarring, but a classic.
If yelling at someone to shut up can be classic, that is. - Rocko

A very rude way of telling a person to be quiet.
On 9/11/17 there was somebody that tried to watch us and watch Reading Rainbow. A few minutes later, people was talking and he said “Shut your trap! ” and my friend tried to skip ads and the class was like “SKIP IT! DON’T SKIP IT! ” Then he paused the 27-minute video. We watched literally 18 minutes! Then my teacher came back and he reported to my teacher saying “The class said YAYAYAYAYA SKIP IT! ” Some of my friends made comments about this incident. So we had to write a letter to my teacher even though I didn’t do anything wrong!

I say this often. Just when I have a leave me alone moment! - Userguy44

Shut Up by Charly Brown (a DJ duo) is an awesome EDM song that I first heard a part of when I watched a daily CNN 10 episode at school (it played at the end). I watched the episode again and asked Siri for the song, which is how I know the name of it. It has no lyrics, but the title is enough. Not to mention the song is AWESOME! - PhoenixAura81

Can't go wrong with the classics

Impractical Jokers reference, I like it!

no u - AlphaQ

No u boomer

A take on you look better with your mouth closed

Gee thanks. I was trying to be like YOU today, so YOU SHUT UP!

Like fr though,my sister rn

I love this one! - HelloWhyImHere2

By talking over them saying this

amazing

GREAT ONE

Brilliant

Like it.