Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone to Shut Up


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1 Shut the f*** up

This should be #1 - HomogeneousKhalidus

I was thinking this would be number one

What my BFF said once


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2 I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!

The best one, because I like things which are simple and to the point. - Kiteretsunu

YEAH just be real and get to the point.

Just getting to the point - OneWayStreet


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3 It is over now? 'cause I've had enough of your foul mouth smell

Really they suck, they are disgusting!

Okay. they have went over board, stick a cookie in there mouth.

4 Oh just shut it, go and shove your head in a toilet!

No way no one should stick there head in a toilet stool? (which they wont)? Tell them to go catch a butter fly and fly with it.

5 Can you shut your trashy dustbin please?

Haha! I've gotta use this... Maybe. - Turkeyasylum

Um, I would never leave the lid to my trash can open.

Just tell them to take a walk. or (else you will take there gas money. ) case close.

6 Be careful you might choke on those words

Haha! This is a good one! - cosmo

My style of telling people to be quiet. - Cyri

With a composure... - Ananya

LOL! - Squidward48

7 And I thought that Bieber was boring

LOL! Right way, and I may try it.

That is awesome


A nicely creative way to include him, wink wink 😉 - Billyv

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8 You look beautiful with your mouth closed

Haha! I love this one if I ever get another bully on my back, I'll be sure to use this one. - JaysTop10List

9 Bye for now

Bye for now means I, am going on vacation for a while. no phone calls no text messages. just me and the wind. my life has begun. (now)

10 You know right now I just want to put a fork in it

Sound like if you don't get (help) quick? You might put a fork in the T.V. or anything. ? (go get a float) and chill out.

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11 You know that your vocal cord is horrible?

Of course my vocal is (trebile) I talk on the phone at work. scream at the kids when I get home. (Yell) at my hubby) he was out all nite. so now I cannot talk. (I put on a tape ) with Britney spears. , and play a couple of songs by the Beatles. and a song by the (dells) oh what a nite. ? So my vocal cords seem to be doing (Alright) until tonite?

Lol, what is this. 1970? I'm gonna use this. - IronSabbathPriest

12 Zip it up!

No one wonts to zip up. but they will (shut up ) try giving them a list of chores that need to be done. (they will run)?

13 Shut up

Sometimes, you've gotta stick with the classics. - Turkeyasylum

I think this one is really common. - cosmo

Simple, to the point. Me like. - JAE29

Nice and simple

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14 Ok I've had enough

We all have enough. that's when you leave the house and take the bank card and the car. and (say hello Florida or (Anywhere town) to get this stressed off of me. even if you have to hop a bus (just go go go)

15 Lalala

Look away and whistle

16 I'm sorry, were you talking?

Best comeback to say to girls that don't shut

17 I'm not interested please
18 Stop talking. Your voice is worse than Bieber.

Lol this is enough to force a person to commit suicide - Ananya

A good insult always includes dustbin beaver being better!

That means you're moaning.

It's the best way - Musicislife

19 Stop whining, I get enough if this crap from my six year old and he's less annoying than you, at least he shuts up!

I said this to a 6 yr old lol

20 Don't ever pass up your chance to shut up

Lol. Love this one.


21 KYS

Kook Yourself Swine*

No. Don't use this. - Cyri

22 Just stop
23 Put a sock in your piehole you big buzzard
24 Shut it

Can�'t go wrong with the classics

25 Do you kiss your mother with that mouth

I'll use this one.

This is the best insult. I was watching Avengers 2 with my friends at was at the part where Iron Man asked Capitan America that question and my friend said "I do" and then I told him "You kiss your mother with Capitan America's mouth? "


26 Shut up and buck up!
27 Do you know how to shut your mouth...? Just give it a bloody rest we're all fed up of you..
28 I honestly do not care at all!
29 You know the smartest people stay silent for long periods of time.

Pretty funny

30 Zip your lips
31 Go to hell
32 Can you please STFU?

This is great

33 Kill yourselves

What. That was just on here

34 Shut your face grandma

Impractical Jokers reference, I like it!

35 Nenene

By talking over them saying this

I love this one! - HelloWhyImHere2

36 Sick of all these people talking... wait... you’re so annoying it sounds like more than one person

And the first part is Halsey lyrics.

37 Close your speaking hole
38 Urgh! When are you going to shut that dustbin? It stinks.
39 Please, just please
40 Are you writing a book?
41 Go die

Lol that's rude - Spy_Man

42 Your dustbin is full enough you turd

I can hardly shut my big brother up

43 Stfu noob. Also get rekt'

This is so stupid

44 Do you know my friend Chad..Chad up
45 Do you want me to tie you up with tape on your mouth?
46 Don’t talk crap about the only friend you are gonna get
47 Shut your trap!

A very rude way of telling a person to be quiet.
On 9/11/17 there was somebody that tried to watch us and watch Reading Rainbow. A few minutes later, people was talking and he said “Shut your trap! ” and my friend tried to skip ads and the class was like “SKIP IT! DON’T SKIP IT! ” Then he paused the 27-minute video. We watched literally 18 minutes! Then my teacher came back and he reported to my teacher saying “The class said YAYAYAYAYA SKIP IT! ” Some of my friends made comments about this incident. So we had to write a letter to my teacher even though I didn’t do anything wrong!

48 Stop right now!

Like it.

49 You look ugly with your mouth open

A take on you look better with your mouth closed

50 Your breath is devastating, shut your trap!
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1. Shut up
2. I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!
3. Bye for now
1. Shut the f*** up
2. You know that your vocal cord is horrible?
3. You look beautiful with your mouth closed
1. I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!
2. It is over now? 'cause I've had enough of your foul mouth smell
3. Oh just shut it, go and shove your head in a toilet!

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