Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone to Shut Up


The Top Ten

1 Shut the f*** up

This should be #1 - HomogeneousKhalidus

What my BFF said once

Just be quit and don't be a dumbarse

This one I use - bobbythebrony

2 I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!

The best one, because I like things which are simple and to the point. - Kiteretsunu

YEAH just be real and get to the point.

Just getting to the point - OneWayStreet


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3 It is over now? 'cause I've had enough of your foul mouth smell

Really they suck, they are disgusting!

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4 Oh just shut it, go and shove your head in a toilet!

No way no one should stick there head in a toilet stool? (which they wont)? Tell them to go catch a butter fly and fly with it.

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5 Can you shut your trashy dustbin please?

Just tell them to take a walk. or (else you will take there gas money. ) case close.

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6 And I thought that Bieber was boring

LOL! Right way, and I may try it.

A nicely creative way to include him, wink wink 😉 - Billyv

Bieber is just a young man who trys to please everyone. he does make mistakes. ( but he keeps the money coming in. ) sometime we do learn.. we just have to see. ?

7 Be careful you might choke on those words

Haha! This is a good one! - cosmo

8 Zip it up!

No one wonts to zip up. but they will (shut up ) try giving them a list of chores that need to be done. (they will run)?

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9 You know right now I just want to put a fork in it

Sound like if you don't get (help) quick? You might put a fork in the T.V. or anything. ? (go get a float) and chill out.

10 You look beautiful with your mouth closed

Haha! I love this one if I ever get another bully on my back, I'll be sure to use this one. - JaysTop10List

The Newcomers

? Sick of all these people talking... wait... you’re so annoying it sounds like more than one person

And the first part is Halsey lyrics. - lovefrombadlands

? Shut up

Sometimes, you've gotta stick with the classics. - Turkeyasylum

I think this one is really common. - cosmo

Simple, to the point. Me like. - JAE29


The Contenders

11 Bye for now

Bye for now means I, am going on vacation for a while. no phone calls no text messages. just me and the wind. my life has begun. (now)

12 You know that your vocal cord is horrible?

Of course my vocal is (trebile) I talk on the phone at work. scream at the kids when I get home. (Yell) at my hubby) he was out all nite. so now I cannot talk. (I put on a tape ) with Britney spears. , and play a couple of songs by the Beatles. and a song by the (dells) oh what a nite. ? So my vocal cords seem to be doing (Alright) until tonite?

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13 Ok I've had enough

We all have enough. that's when you leave the house and take the bank card and the car. and (say hello Florida or (Anywhere town) to get this stressed off of me. even if you have to hop a bus (just go go go)

14 Lalala

Look away and whistle

15 I'm sorry, were you talking?
16 Stop talking. Your voice is worse than Bieber.

Lol this is enough to force a person to commit suicide - Ananya

That means you're moaning.

It's the best way - Musicislife

17 I'm not interested please
18 Stop whining, I get enough if this crap from my six year old and he's less annoying than you, at least he shuts up!

I said this to a 6 yr old lol

19 Shut up and buck up!
20 Shut it

Can�'t go wrong with the classics

21 Do you kiss your mother with that mouth

I'll use this one.

This is the best insult. I was watching Avengers 2 with my friends at was at the part where Iron Man asked Capitan America that question and my friend said "I do" and then I told him "You kiss your mother with Capitan America's mouth? "

22 Can you please STFU?

This is great

23 KYS
24 Do you know how to shut your mouth...? Just give it a bloody rest we're all fed up of you..
25 Just stop
26 Zip your lips
27 Go to hell
28 Go die
29 Your dustbin is full enough you turd

I can hardly shut my big brother up

30 Stfu noob. Also get rekt'

This is so stupid

31 Kill yourselves

What. That was just on here

32 Shut your face grandma
33 Do you know my friend Chad..Chad up
34 Put a sock in your piehole you big buzzard
35 Do you want me to tie you up with tape on your mouth?
36 Don’t talk crap about the only friend you are gonna get
37 Nenene

By talking over them saying this

38 Shut your trap!

A very rude way of telling a person to be quiet.
On 9/11/17 there was somebody that tried to watch us and watch Reading Rainbow. A few minutes later, people was talking and he said “Shut your trap! ” and my friend tried to skip ads and the class was like “SKIP IT! DON’T SKIP IT! ” Then he paused the 27-minute video. We watched literally 18 minutes! Then my teacher came back and he reported to my teacher saying “The class said YAYAYAYAYA SKIP IT! ” Some of my friends made comments about this incident. So we had to write a letter to my teacher even though I didn’t do anything wrong!

39 Stop right now!

Like it.

40 You look ugly with your mouth open

A take on you look better with your mouth closed

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1. Shut up
2. I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!
3. Bye for now
1. Shut the f*** up
2. You know that your vocal cord is horrible?
3. You look beautiful with your mouth closed
1. I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!
2. It is over now? 'cause I've had enough of your foul mouth smell
3. Oh just shut it, go and shove your head in a toilet!

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