Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone to Shut Up

The Top Ten

1 Shut the f*** up

I always use this...It works sometimes other times ya just need to be straight up and say " your breath stinks stop polluting the air...

This should be #1 - HomogeneousKhalidus

I think that will always work

I always what to say this to my little brothers they won't shut up! I had to tack my little
brother threw my middle school and told my mom the whole story it took about 30 minutes I wish I could say this so bad but I would get in trouble by my brother like this " MOMM SISTER SAID THE F WORD

2 It is over now? 'cause I've had enough of your foul mouth smell

That guy licked a skunk. - TriggerTrashKid

Really they suck, they are disgusting!

Okay. they have went over board, stick a cookie in there mouth.

I love this!

3 I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!

The best one, because I like things which are simple and to the point. - Kiteretsunu

Just getting to the point - OneWayStreet

YEAH just be real and get to the point.

Nah. I got cancer from your words. - TriggerTrashKid

4 Oh just shut it, go and shove your head in a toilet!

No way no one should stick there head in a toilet stool? (which they wont)? Tell them to go catch a butter fly and fly with it.

It's the funniest one I've ever heard

Dog Poop would be worse. - TriggerTrashKid

Oh just shut it,go and stove your head in the toilet

5 Be careful you might choke on those words

Haha! This is a good one! - cosmo

My style of telling people to be quiet. - Cyri

With a composure... - Ananya

This is true humor. - TriggerTrashKid

6 And I thought that Bieber was boring

Then a Bieber fan says "You are the most boring person on the planet and no one would want to talk to you ever goodbye loser."

I like this because I can use this against my mother.

No. Stock Market is boring. - TriggerTrashKid

LOL! Right way, and I may try it.

7 Can you shut your trashy dustbin please?

Haha! I've gotta use this... Maybe. - Turkeyasylum

Um, I would never leave the lid to my trash can open.

This hit me. - TriggerTrashKid

Just tell them to take a walk. or (else you will take there gas money. ) case close.

8 Bye for now

Bye for now means I, am going on vacation for a while. no phone calls no text messages. just me and the wind. my life has begun. (now)

Not As Good - Oliversky

Forever. - TriggerTrashKid

9 You look beautiful with your mouth closed

Haha! I love this one if I ever get another bully on my back, I'll be sure to use this one. - JaysTop10List

Hilarious works every time!

Amazing love gonna use next time I need to

Then they will say they are ugly just to annoy you. - TriggerTrashKid

10 You know right now I just want to put a fork in it

Sound like if you don't get (help) quick? You might put a fork in the T.V. or anything. ? (go get a float) and chill out.

Where? - TriggerTrashKid

That was a really bad one and mad my friend stab me in the face with a fork and proceed to eat my skin. MAD MAD MAD do not use on anyone you would like no to be in prison or a psych ward. I would also like to know the real name, home adress, and personal email/phone number of the original poster you will be hearing from my lawyer.

The Contenders

11 Zip it up!

Zip up your mouth

Chain Reaction! - TriggerTrashKid

No one wonts to zip up. but they will (shut up ) try giving them a list of chores that need to be done. (they will run)?

12 Ok I've had enough

We all have enough. that's when you leave the house and take the bank card and the car. and (say hello Florida or (Anywhere town) to get this stressed off of me. even if you have to hop a bus (just go go go)

No you WANT MORE. - TriggerTrashKid

13 Shut up

Sometimes, you've gotta stick with the classics. - Turkeyasylum

I think this one is really common. - cosmo

Simple, to the point. Me like. - JAE29

Simple but powerful! - Userguy44

14 Stop talking. Your voice is worse than Bieber.

Lol this is enough to force a person to commit suicide - Ananya

A good insult always includes dustbin beaver being better!

Your voice is worse than Caillou's

I will practice to make it better. - TriggerTrashKid

15 Stop whining, I get enough if this crap from my six year old and he's less annoying than you, at least he shuts up!

I said this to my friend and evryone was like 'ohh' as if it was a diss and the gay boy started crying

Yeah after I whip him with my rusty work belt he shuts right up u know what I'm saying

I said this to a 6 yr old lol

The best

16 I'm not interested please

I'll try to make you interested. - TriggerTrashKid

17 I'm sorry, were you talking?

My teacher didn't care about my cousin passing how rude

Nah, I was just messing around. - TriggerTrashKid

Definitely a good one.

Really good it worked

18 KYS

No. Don't use this. - Cyri

Even another death treat - ElSherlock

That's just death threat. - BorisRule

Kook Yourself Swine*

19 You know that your vocal cord is horrible?

Of course my vocal is (trebile) I talk on the phone at work. scream at the kids when I get home. (Yell) at my hubby) he was out all nite. so now I cannot talk. (I put on a tape ) with Britney spears. , and play a couple of songs by the Beatles. and a song by the (dells) oh what a nite. ? So my vocal cords seem to be doing (Alright) until tonite?

Lol, what is this. 1970? I'm gonna use this. - IronSabbathPriest

Clone of Miley Cyrus - TriggerTrashKid

Crappy vocal chords

20 Put a sock in your piehole you big buzzard

I'm am so gonna use this one ; )

21 Don't ever pass up your chance to shut up

"An inspirational way to tell someone that they are talking too much. For instance, I have a friend who I used this on. It worked! "

Lol. Love this one.

COOL

Like now and forever!

22 Don’t talk crap about the only friend you are gonna get

It had shocked my sibling

#BEST ROAST OF 2018

yas

23 Just stop

Simple, effective, can be used for pretty much anything really - tgbhj

Screw U - TriggerTrashKid

24 You know the smartest people stay silent for long periods of time.

Pretty funny

Used this so much loved it so

25 Go die

It's not a death treat if they aren't saying they're gonna kill you

Another death threat. - BorisRule

Lol that's rude - Spy_Man

This is a death treat - ElSherlock

26 Stfu noob. Also get rekt'

This is so stupid

This isn't Call Of Duty. - Qryzx

The roast an 8 year old uses in Call of Duty - TriggerTrashKid

Truly perfect

27 Do you know how to shut your mouth...? Just give it a bloody rest we're all fed up of you..

I used an Irish accent with this one

Use it it works

28 Can you shut your mouth or is it always open?

Shut your crusty mouth hoe

Haha. Good one - Userguy44

29 Lalala

Look away and whistle

This is a good one. - Userguy44

I do this it works - Yoshidude

Blah Blah Blah - TriggerTrashKid

30 Kill yourselves

Yet another death threat. Seriously, this is not a good way to shut them up - BorisRule

This is encouraging suiside and could get you a fine of up to $25000 and up to 10 years in prison, if they actually kill them selves then you can be charged with manslauter.

What. That was just on here

Just don't use this, this is a terrible thing to say.

31 Shut up and buck up!
32 Chup...
33 Do you kiss your mother with that mouth

This is the best insult. I was watching Avengers 2 with my friends at was at the part where Iron Man asked Capitan America that question and my friend said "I do" and then I told him "You kiss your mother with Capitan America's mouth? "

I'll use this one.

I'm getting Sailor Mouth vibes... - Jasmine21064

I ALWAYS KISS MY MUM ON THE LIPS (NO HOMO)

34 Go to hell

Which way? - TriggerTrashKid

It isn't real - ElSherlock

Lead the way. - Cyri

35 Play Shut Up by Charly Brown

Shut Up by Charly Brown (a DJ duo) is an awesome EDM song that I first heard a part of when I watched a daily CNN 10 episode at school (it played at the end). I watched the episode again and asked Siri for the song, which is how I know the name of it. It has no lyrics, but the title is enough. Not to mention the song is AWESOME! - PhoenixAura81

36 Shut your trap!

A bit jarring, but a classic.
If yelling at someone to shut up can be classic, that is. - Rocko

A very rude way of telling a person to be quiet.
On 9/11/17 there was somebody that tried to watch us and watch Reading Rainbow. A few minutes later, people was talking and he said “Shut your trap! ” and my friend tried to skip ads and the class was like “SKIP IT! DON’T SKIP IT! ” Then he paused the 27-minute video. We watched literally 18 minutes! Then my teacher came back and he reported to my teacher saying “The class said YAYAYAYAYA SKIP IT! ” Some of my friends made comments about this incident. So we had to write a letter to my teacher even though I didn’t do anything wrong!

37 Sick of all these people talking... wait... you’re so annoying it sounds like more than one person

And the first part is Halsey lyrics.

38 I honestly do not care at all!

I say this often. Just when I have a leave me alone moment! - Userguy44

39 Are you writing a book?

I get it. - Qryzx

40 A bit of shush thanks

Hahah awesome. Just "a bit of shush" I love it I'll use it. Hopefully it works.

41 Shut it

Can't go wrong with the classics

42 Can you please STFU?

This is great

yes

43 Do you know my friend Chad..Chad up
44 You look ugly with your mouth open

A take on you look better with your mouth closed

Gee thanks. I was trying to be like YOU today, so YOU SHUT UP!

Like fr though,my sister rn

45 Close your speaking hole

amazing

46 Zip your lips
47 Shut your face grandma

Impractical Jokers reference, I like it!

no u - AlphaQ

48 Do you want me to tie you up with tape on your mouth?
49 Nenene

I love this one! - HelloWhyImHere2

By talking over them saying this

50 Stop right now!

amazing

GREAT ONE

Brilliant

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