Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone to Shut Up

I think that will always work

Beautiful, classic insult

I think this will work better.

I think you should keep this word

I love this!

That guy licked a skunk. - TriggerTrashKid

Really they suck, they are disgusting!

Okay. they have went over board, stick a cookie in there mouth.

That's fire

Nah. I got cancer from your words. - TriggerTrashKid

The best one, because I like things which are simple and to the point. - Kiteretsunu

Just getting to the point - OneWayStreet

Oh yes!

Oh just shut it,go and stove your head in the toilet

Dog Poop would be worse. - TriggerTrashKid

It's the funniest one I've ever heard

Is really funny

This is true humor. - TriggerTrashKid

That's funny. - Misfire

Great punch line

I like this because I can use this against my mother.

Then a Bieber fan says "You are the most boring person on the planet and no one would want to talk to you ever goodbye loser."

Best thing ever!

No. Stock Market is boring. - TriggerTrashKid

This hit me. - TriggerTrashKid

Um, I would never leave the lid to my trash can open.

Haha! I've gotta use this... Maybe. - Turkeyasylum

"trashy dustbin" y e s

Forever. - TriggerTrashKid

Bye for now means I, am going on vacation for a while. no phone calls no text messages. just me and the wind. my life has begun. (now)

Where? - TriggerTrashKid

Sound like if you don't get (help) quick? You might put a fork in the T.V. or anything. ? (go get a float) and chill out.

That was a really bad one and mad my friend stab me in the face with a fork and proceed to eat my skin. MAD MAD MAD do not use on anyone you would like no to be in prison or a psych ward. I would also like to know the real name, home adress, and personal email/phone number of the original poster you will be hearing from my lawyer.

Chain Reaction! - TriggerTrashKid

Zip up your mouth

No one wonts to zip up. but they will (shut up ) try giving them a list of chores that need to be done. (they will run)?

No you WANT MORE. - TriggerTrashKid

We all have enough. that's when you leave the house and take the bank card and the car. and (say hello Florida or (Anywhere town) to get this stressed off of me. even if you have to hop a bus (just go go go)

Simple but powerful! - Userguy44

Nope. - TriggerTrashKid

Classic - ElSherlock

Nice and simple

Your voice is worse than Caillou's

I will practice to make it better. - TriggerTrashKid

Lol this is enough to force a person to commit suicide - Ananya

A good insult always includes dustbin beaver being better!

I'll try to make you interested. - TriggerTrashKid

yup

The best

Yeah after I whip him with my rusty work belt he shuts right up u know what I'm saying

I said this to a 6 yr old lol

Really good it worked

Nah, I was just messing around. - TriggerTrashKid

My teacher didn't care about my cousin passing how rude

Just Stop BOI

Even another death treat - ElSherlock

That's just death threat. - BorisRule

yummy

Use on normies

Clone of Miley Cyrus - TriggerTrashKid

Crappy vocal chords

Of course my vocal is (trebile) I talk on the phone at work. scream at the kids when I get home. (Yell) at my hubby) he was out all nite. so now I cannot talk. (I put on a tape ) with Britney spears. , and play a couple of songs by the Beatles. and a song by the (dells) oh what a nite. ? So my vocal cords seem to be doing (Alright) until tonite?

Lol, what is this. 1970? I'm gonna use this. - IronSabbathPriest

I'm am so gonna use this one ; )

"An inspirational way to tell someone that they are talking too much. For instance, I have a friend who I used this on. It worked! "

Like now and forever!

Like now and forever.

Lol. Love this one.

This is a death treat - ElSherlock

That is animal abuse. What? We are animals. - TriggerTrashKid

It's not a death treat if they aren't saying they're gonna kill you

Another death threat. - BorisRule

It had shocked my sibling

#BEST ROAST OF 2018

yas

Simple, effective, can be used for pretty much anything really - tgbhj

Screw U - TriggerTrashKid

Used this so much loved it so

Pretty funny

Roblox noob looking ass

The roast an 8 year old uses in Call of Duty - TriggerTrashKid

I love this with all of my heart

Truly perfect

Use it it works

I used an Irish accent with this one

This is a good one. - Userguy44

Blah Blah Blah - TriggerTrashKid

Look away and whistle

Just don't use this, this is a terrible thing to say.

Can you give a demo on yourself? - TriggerTrashKid

This is another death treat - ElSherlock

Yet another death threat. Seriously, this is not a good way to shut them up - BorisRule

Shut your crusty mouth hoe

Haha. Good one - Userguy44

Which way? - TriggerTrashKid

It isn't real - ElSherlock

Lead the way. - Cyri

I'm getting Sailor Mouth vibes... - Jasmine21064

I ALWAYS KISS MY MUM ON THE LIPS (NO HOMO)

This is the best insult. I was watching Avengers 2 with my friends at was at the part where Iron Man asked Capitan America that question and my friend said "I do" and then I told him "You kiss your mother with Capitan America's mouth? "

I'll use this one.

A bit jarring, but a classic.
If yelling at someone to shut up can be classic, that is. - Rocko

A very rude way of telling a person to be quiet.
On 9/11/17 there was somebody that tried to watch us and watch Reading Rainbow. A few minutes later, people was talking and he said “Shut your trap! ” and my friend tried to skip ads and the class was like “SKIP IT! DON’T SKIP IT! ” Then he paused the 27-minute video. We watched literally 18 minutes! Then my teacher came back and he reported to my teacher saying “The class said YAYAYAYAYA SKIP IT! ” Some of my friends made comments about this incident. So we had to write a letter to my teacher even though I didn’t do anything wrong!

And the first part is Halsey lyrics.

I say this often. Just when I have a leave me alone moment! - Userguy44

Can't go wrong with the classics

I get it. - Qryzx

Hahah awesome. Just "a bit of shush" I love it I'll use it. Hopefully it works.

Shut Up by Charly Brown (a DJ duo) is an awesome EDM song that I first heard a part of when I watched a daily CNN 10 episode at school (it played at the end). I watched the episode again and asked Siri for the song, which is how I know the name of it. It has no lyrics, but the title is enough. Not to mention the song is AWESOME! - PhoenixAura81

yes

This is great

no u - AlphaQ

Impractical Jokers reference, I like it!

I love this one! - HelloWhyImHere2

By talking over them saying this

Brilliant

GREAT ONE

amazing

Like it.

Gee thanks. I was trying to be like YOU today, so YOU SHUT UP!

Like fr though,my sister rn

A take on you look better with your mouth closed

amazing