Top 10 Weird Songs About Sex


The Top Ten

1 Where’s My Sex? - Weezer

Part of the weird lyrics: "Walking 'round with no sex at all, I said 'Where's my sex? ' I thought it was here under the bench but it isn't there. I've got no idea where it disappeared to. [...] Meg likes to hide it, she says that it gives her a kick. It may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet, or tumbling 'round in the washing machine. She's always trying to get me clean", and so on. - Metal_Treasure

2 Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood

When I first heard this, being young and naive, I used to sing this so loudly and proudly. I loved it - that is until someone told me what the lyrics meant. I never sang it after that and even now when I hear it on the radio, my cheeks flush, thinking back to those days. Still think it's a good song though. - Britgirl

Where my gays at? - theOpinionatedOne

3 Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection) - Ninja Sex Party
4 Y.M.C.A. - Village People
5 Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
6 Big Dumb Sex - Soundgarden
7 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
8 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island
9 Prison Sex - Tool

This is not weird.. this is serious...Shows how a rapist and the victim feels.

10 Oh Nick Please Not So Quick - E-Rotic

The Contenders

11 Help Me Dr. Dick - E-Rotic
12 Don't Make Me Wet - E-Rotic
13 Poker Face - Lady Gaga
14 Scream for My Icecream - Blood on the Dance Floor
15 It's on Like Donkey Kong - Blood on the Dance Floor
16 Candyland - Blood on the Dance Floor
17 Sexting - Blood on the Dance Floor

Gosh did they have a lot of awkward sex songs when they started. It's no wonder they have a bad reputation with their first four albums. At least this "Sexting" song is kind of catchy, but thf lyrics are... well.
But really, the more recent stuff is quite decent. - Martin_Canine

18 Fritz Love My T*** - E-Rotic
19 Fred Come to Bed - E-Rotic
20 Sex is a Thrill with the Pill - Sex Appeal
21 Hanky Spanky - Sex Appeal
22 Willy Use a Billy... Boy - E-Rotic
23 Sex on the Phone - E-Rotic
24 Billy Jive (With Willy's Wife) - E-Rotic
25 King Kong - E-Rotic
26 Gimme Good Sex - E-Rotic
27 Sexual Madness - E-Rotic
28 Mambo No. Sex - E-Rotic
29 L.O.V.E. (Sex on the Beach) - E-Rotic
30 Manga Maniac - Sex Appeal

I am so glad that S.E.X. Appeal only had the E-Rotic style awkward sex songs on their first album. Their second and third are really cool, glad they decided to move away from being a novelty act. - Martin_Canine

31 Peeping Tom - Sex Appeal
32 Die Geilste Single Der Welt - E-Rotic
33 Erotica - Madonna
34 If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears
35 Closer - Nine Inch Nails
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Top Remixes

1. Where’s My Sex? - Weezer
2. Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
3. Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection) - Ninja Sex Party


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