WonkeyDude98's Formal Rage: Lolly

WonkeyDude98
Like Beat It, I first heard about this from TheDoubleAgent. While this isn't as bad as Beat It, it is some vile stuff. As in, this is arguably the worst work of every artist involved. And Justin Bieber and Juicy J are in this.

The beat is atrocious. To give some clarification, Maejor Ali's voice is very high-pitched. Almost as much as pre-2012 Bieber. The beat consists of all these beeps and squeals that either match Maejor Ali's voice or higher. It's tedious to say the least.

Maejor Ali's puns are absolutely egregious. They compare his d*** to a lollipop. I'm not kidding. It's gross and unfunny. "Baby wanna bottle". Hahahahahahahahahahahahah SO FUNNY. This guy is a hack. It doesnmt help that he sounds like a high 14 year old.

The hook is disgusting. "She says she love my lolly/She wanna make it pop/She says she love my lolly/She wanna kiss the top/She says she love my lolly/She love my lollipop/She says she love my lolly/She says she love my lolly". Nothing else needs to be said.

Justin Bieber sounds half-asleep. Like Lil Wayne on Only. He's also barely distinguishable from Maejor Ali. Not to mention that his rap has absolutely nothing to do with the song (though that's probably a good thing), it's just him bragging about stealing yo girl and how good he is. It's almost Chris Brown levels of detestable, and near his actual self in terms of inflated ego and acting like an utter jerk.

You know, it's a sad thing when JUICY FLIPPIN J is the best part of a song, but I guess that's what happens when you work with Justin Bieber and his knockoff. All he does is reference his atrocious Bandz a Make Her Dance, and talk about strippers and ecstasy, complete with those "hey"s that are on virtually any song he's on (such as Dark Horse and 23). Ewwwwwww.

This song is an absolute disaster, no redeeming qualities, and the worst of every artist involved, even Bieber. This deserves no higher than a -1.2/5 with no recommendation, even to ISIS. This is WonkeyDude98, signing out.

Comments

She sounds like me?

This is probably a ripoff of Trumpet Lights or something - AlphaQ

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