Worst Kids Shows of All Time2234
The Top Ten
This shows sucks because-
1. The characters and Dora are ugly
2. Songs are uncreative and annoying (FAILED: F- )
3. Songs get repeated every time
4. Characters are stupid, ugly, uneducational, and not funny
I'm sick and tired of this crappy show and that show SUCKS because it is absolutely annoying and everything from that show SUCKS!, the show will end because its just irritating and annoying and this is inappropriate and unacceptable because the show is the most annoying show ever, and you know what, I HATE THIS SHOW, I'm ABSOLUTELY NOT INTERESTED AT ALL, I DISLIKE IT, I THINK THAT IT IS SERIOUSLY WORSE, I WILL NEVER WATCH THIS SHOW EVER AGAIN, I WILL IGNORE THIS SHOW, I WILL NOT BE INTERESTED FOR THE STUFF FROM THE SHOW, AND I THINK THAT IT IS JUST A BUNCH OF CRAP, JUST A BUNCH OF BORING JUNK, AND THE SHOW IS BORING. Not interested at all.
I refused to watch this when I was little. I thought Boots had a disorder and was going to kill Dora because she was so annoying! Honestly, I'd like to thank "Swiper" for stealing Dora's stuff. Maybe the next time he'll steal a weapon from her and use it. It's like every dumb movie out there. Like in Darkest Hour, you vote for the aliens to win. I think that Dora has an eye problem and that she seriously needs glasses and FAST. Heck, she doesn't need glasses, she needs EYE SURGERY! IF YOU CAN'T SEE A MOUNTAIN THAT'S 1 CM AWAY FROM YOU AND INCREDIBLY TALL, YOU NEED HELP NOW! Honestly, I'm ready to ask Disney and Nickelodeon to cancel all their shows except for Gravity Falls and Liv and Maddie because those shows are amazing and funny! Butt Dora is a 4 year old girl from Mexico who enjoys sneaking out of her house and going on what she calls adventures. Someone please shut down Nickelodeon and Teen Nick and Nick Jr. before I get REALLY mad! I mean, what are the creators thinking? "How ...more - maddyparrot22
Dora please don't say where is it where is it where is it just say there it is because the kids are already saying it or just say where is it once also don't leave your grandmothers house without asking because kids will doing the same thing and there parent's will get worried that there kid got kidnapped also swiper when he swipes you can't stop a stealing Fox by saying swiper no swiping
Its da worstV 178 Comments
I hate you you hate me, lets get together and kill barney. With a free rifle and a shot from me to him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha HA!
I agree! I mean why do they have to put it on public television. He's a giant dinosaur that smiles creepy. I bet he scares kids. I mean he is trying to be nice in the outside but he's actually evil in the inside. So for your F.Y.I. stay away from the villain Barney.
"[H]is shows do not assist children in learning to deal with negative feelings and emotions. As one commentator puts it, the real danger from Barney is denial: the refusal to recognize the existence of unpleasant realities. For along with his steady diet of giggles and unconditional love, Barney offers our children a one-dimensional world where everyone must be happy and everything must be resolved right away."
-Quote from Ted Giannoulas
I agree with him.
How is Dora number 1? This is just creepy. - 445956V 148 Comments
Cailou is a spoiled brat that needs his A** whooped. He is constantly mean to his sister Rosie and always gets away with everything. Plus his voice is just annoying.
WHY IS THIS BEHIND SpongeBob?! This needs to be voted to number 4. SpongeBob was GOOD until 2009. Cailou is just humiliating. He whines and always gets away with it. Rosie isn't much better either. Also I read a little bit and he became FRIENDS with a kid who BULLIED him! IS HE THAT BLIND?! So please PBS do us a favor. CANCEL. THIS. NOW! As for voters get this to behind Dora Barney and Teletubbies and Fanboy & Chum Chum - greatesttop10s
Me and one of my friends call him nicknames such as "Gaylou" and "Faglou"
I absolutely despise this show, reasons are because...
1. He gets mad for small reasons
2. He's a spoiled brat who deserves to be spanked with a whip
3. He's bald for no reason. I've gotten a few claims that he's bald, because he may have cancer. I looked up the truth and I think it said "Caillou is bald, because he sucks. He doesn't deserve food or love. All that stuff
4. He is a bully to his little sister, Rosie every single time. Just because, he has a younger sibling he's jealous of, there's nothing he can really do about it
5. The adults give in to him. CONSTANTLY! Why?! Just why?!
6. He became friends with a kid who used to bully him. IS HE THAT BLIND?!
7. He thinks he's the smartest kid ever when he's really not
8. He never learns his lessons and just keeps repeating the same mistakes over and over again
9. His ...more
Thanks for 74 likes on my previous comment. Never thought it would get so many likes!V 129 Comments
Ok this is what they were thinking when they made this. Ok guys lets make a show where we have a strange looking monkey that has a T.V. coming from its stomach. A living vacuum. And a baby in the sun. Yeah guys that's real good.
Lets teach kids to literally act retarded and run and dance around and make incoherent noises like a bunch of babbling cavemen. Makes sense.
After the world ended Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Rebecca Black, and a random nerd were declared the worst people to live and so they cursed them to turn into random monkey aliens with shapes on their heads with televisions on their stomachs. They have a baby for a sun. Their life sucks and they have to eat custard to pay for their sins.
Was the creator drunk?V 97 Comments
This show sucks and Mario show should of came back on air not this piece of wastless cartoon characters who have no parents, like no fun for a lady, and they seem interesting to nobody! Many people like Mario more than this, they should at least air Mario more. I hate the episode Fancoy and chum chun sing freezey frolic la la freezy. Fanboy and Chum Chum is like retarded and they are smelly and the show they have is better than WINX CLUB and DORA and BARNEY!
This show is so sick! It makes me pulck. I hate fanboy because he always farts and sneeze on someone and he talks to much. I just hate this show so much. Fanboy is so sick!
The animation is hideous and character design is fairly poor the "jokes" are absolutely not funny and children should not watch this show, parents who let their children watch this abomination should probably get some sort of help. I'm pretty sure that this "show" and others like it are the reasons why the United States test scores are so low.
This is for bigger kids and I don't like this showV 57 Comments
This is a insult to dexters lab and Calvin and Hobbes, his parents don't care about them, and one episode is just him trying to get a video game. Really?!?!
Lil all the story lines r exactly the same it's so retarded
Stupid, Johnny is racist to agents Black And White (copied from MiB), and they work for the GOVERNMENT! The kid's also extremely spoiled always stealing his sister's inventions, the jokes are very stale, Smash Badger (his favorite video game) is Crash Bandicoot, and "minymon" is a copy of Pokemon. They also make fun of anime in one episode ma-king them! Talk! So fast! With! Dramatic pauses!
The theme song is a rip off of Green Day's American Idiot.V 46 Comments
People need to chill out with the hate, this show is awesome!. The art is great, the characters are amazing, and it's halarious. If anything finn and jake teach kids the importance of heroism and self sacrific, and most importantly to have a good time.
I personally love this show! I don't see the problem with it. Of course it is not meant for younger kids because of some of the references I have found in it. I think that the people who complain about it have 1. Only watched like one episode 2. Don't have a sense of humor 3. Or just don't want to give new things a chance even if they seem a bit "off". But this is just my opinion
Yo why is this on the list way better than all the NEW show on nick and Disney Channel (besides Gravity Falls)
This show can only be understood by two groups of people, young children and educated adults. Those who are somewhere in the middle will find it quite annoying and down right stupid. When in fact this show has more thought put into than most shows on television, it has life lessons for both children and adults, humor that children will get and some adult humor that only parents will get. The show is full of cool references and interesting subject matter. It's a show I can happily enjoy with my children and have a great Adventure Time myself. A truly great show that has a lot to offer. If you're closed minded or uptight avoid this show, it will only upset you.
Dude, Adventure Time has a huge cult following of teenagers and young adults. Check your facts before you make stupid statements like that.
Aventure Time is AMAZING don't just go HATING ON IT THEN IT WILL GET CANCELED EARLYV 79 Comments
Yo gabba gabba! Really do nick jr really have to call them that? It is annoying and the characters are creepy because they are small little toys that are monsters that come to life that is all about dancing. Each episode is just about ramdom thing and heres one question what are these bumps around muno? No offense but nick jr come up with a retarded show way to go nick jr you make one of the most retarded show ever.
I hate this show so much. What are these things? Whos the random old guy that draws he's such a pedophile. And why do they randomly show kids waving on worms and beds? This is the stupidest show on the planet and it needs to go away
Yo gabba gabba is pointless and insulting its creepy and annoying I can't believe its in nick jr nick jr you suck and your other shows suck so forget it you dirty channel.
I watched this when I was little and I cried because it was so so badV 47 Comments
Is this show meant for anyone to see. It is disgusting rude crude and is just NOT FOR CHILDREN!
This show is so dumb and annoying.
Well Sanjay is dumb and he have an annoying laugh
This is the most disgusting show I have ever seen. Every time I watch it I feel like vomiting. Dora the Explorer shouldn't be #1, Shocking and Cringe-worthy should.V 51 Comments
I think that Peppa pig and her brother are really annoying... George is always crying his face off and Peppa has his annoying whiny voice :-(
Peppa is so bossy her borther dose not talk
Why does everyone jump in mud puddles or fall down their hides laughing like the joker? And why does Peppa call her dad fat? We KNOW that is TRUE but NOT a lesson KIDS should even learn! Is this what the world come to?
The fact that this is below Adventure Time is disgusting. - 445956V 73 Comments
Me and my friend always imitate this show. and by the way, HORRIBLE NAME! - booklover1
You guys can hate on me all you want, you could go eat a rotten waffle I don't give a narwhal but honestly, I watched BoohBah for twenty minutes and it was fine. It doesn't have an educational value I admit, but it's rather an art to calm your soul. If you cannot appreciate its Picasso Style and Enhanced features Idc but really for all of you that like teletubies more than this, I lasted only six minutes with it. I never noticed until now but teletubies butts and hips may look "normal" in photos but watch an episode will you? It's not appropriate. All BoohBah is is a calming abstract puzzle complete with simple problems meant for children of a younger age ( around 2 or so.) It is merrily meant to be abstract and just look at Picasso's picture Woman. It's offensive but it's abstract. Even though his art may have been abstract and odd people still loved his work. BoohBah is meant to calm your soul and for all of you that say, BoohBah is so scary it gives me nightmares this isn't for ...more
This is the worst show that ever existed. It's completely boring, all they ever do is dance and barely talks at all, and awful backgrounds. Even barney and friends, dora the explorer, teletubbies, and go diego go is better than this awful show. This needs to be number 1
More of a drug trip than teletubies - bjinmaro64V 46 Comments
I'm part Irish, German, and Mexican. My German/Irish family is awesome. And so is my Mexican side, except for one tiny boy, David. He watches this show all the time, so much that if I hear the hot dog song one more time my head will explode. And also, my aunt and mom spoil him with merchendice from the show. Plus, He is a crybaby who will cry over anything. And I'm only 12. Oh boy... I don't think Disney plans on canceling the show.
It's the mickey mouse club house come in side your ears will bleed so will your eyes and you will get a headache then you will kick the person in the nuts who made this show! - WWEfanJayden
Annoying describes the whole series
This show isn't bad, it is basic but it's not annoying or ugly - bjinmaro64V 41 Comments
Jeez. This one sucks. The first episode: he landed and just paniced. He didn't care he was stranded on an alien planet. Nope. HE HAD TO PEE. Really?!? And one episode he had to HIDE THE FACT THAT HE PEES LIKE EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING JUST TO GET A GIRL. He thought that if the girl didn't know it was POSSIBLE for him to pee, she would love him. Where is the logic here?
It so annoying Sheen made planet with alien Haha
How pointless can at least some one buy noisy boy the robot
THANK YOU FOR CANCELLING THIS CRAP WHY IS ADVENTURE TIME HIGHER THAN THIS SCARP MEATLV 19 Comments
I don't understand how anyone could even let their kid watch this. My sister, who is 9, was watching this, and I began to watch with her. Literally all this show would be showing your kids (or perhaps, but unlikely, you) is that toilet humor is very appropriate and hilarious. Also, just imagine the parents who might have kids who ALREADY enjoy toilet humor and are trying to get them to stop talking about that stuff. This show just makes them have more trouble with that. I could go on and on and on, but I will just sum it up and say that this show is very inappropriate and should probably be banned.
How is this show good? It can be inappropriate for younger viewers and the people in it are retarded
Similar to Sanjay and Craig, only with ducks and less brain use
This should replace sanjay and craig, because Breadlosers are more obnoxious than Sanjay and CraigV 25 Comments
This show should have never even been seen by anyone... There is no point in it and the characters are ugly and have the worst voices... Its randomly stupid.
Uncle Grandpa should be in the top 3. The characters make no sense and do not go together at all. The episodes are just disguised for being terrible pices of nostalgia. All he dose all day is go around town "helping" kids and screaming his annoying catchphrase "GOOD MORNING"!
This show should be #1 on the list. This show is stupid, pointless and if Uncle Grandpa were real, he would go around scaring the crap out of people. This show is a piece of junk that should not exist. "Good morning." More like "Bad morning." I watched one episode and wanted to kill myself while watching it.
This show is just stupid. He acts three and the story lines make no sense. He has to big every kid in the world and his voice is annoying too. Instead of the crossover the crystal gems being nice to him, the should have beat him up with their weapons.V 53 Comments
I hated his channel on YouTube, why do they need to kill people with a T.V. show and 3 movies?!
The show isn't funny at all
Oh look a 2007 kid that's apparently famous has a show
Fred is a stupid teenager that other stupid teenagers like.V 17 Comments
I have to admit that I was very excited to see this show was being made. I loved Sam in Icarly, and I didn't like Victorious but I especially liked Cat. My two favorite characters in a spin-off sounded like a good idea and I liked the plot of it. Wrong. I watched the first episode, and I disliked everything about it. Disappointing, I really was looking forward to it. It is a shame.
This show is for idiots.
I'm not a jerk or a hater, but this show really is for idiots, it stinks.
I LOVED watching Icarly, it was hilarious and even my parents loved it, and me and my older brothers liked victorious, so when it was announced I was incredibly excited. And after I saw the first episode, it was underwhelming to put it at best. And it was just plain stupid. Imagine taking your favorite show when you were little and still like, and make an entire episode about Justin Beiber, it was almost like that. This was not what it could have been.
Who would put this awesome funny show on the list? Take it off, it's a great show! - HondaCivicV 33 Comments
I like to refer to this show as he show that killed Disney Channel.
Miley, just stick to your hillbilly songs and makes my earsbleed instead of making a "show" and making my eyes AND ears burn
Hannah Montana is a great example of a show that forces young teenagers into a 150 % G-rated existence! In such shows, the characters are not allowed to demonstrate that they have any real "feelings" for each other at all. Even their friendships have to remain 150% "superficial! " This is a "zero tolerance" thing, and it has RUINED many T.V. shows. In The Cosby Show, they were forced to edit out of the show the scene where Theo Huxtable got his first "kiss! " Even THAT is now too "taboo! " The producers of the Teen Titans cartoon were given court orders to "cease and desist" due to the fact that Robin and Starfire were demonstrating that they had deep "feelings" for each other! The result, was a sort of "protest spinoff" called Teen ( TODDLER ) Titans Go! And the Teen Titans went STUPID from there! This whole parental zero-tolerance thing is forcing everything to remain retarded, banal, and 200% "superficial! " Even words like "I love you" are strictly "forbidden" in T.V. shows like ...more
I felt like a total idiot for ever thinking Hannah Montana was a guy.V 36 Comments
The reason it flopped is probably because it's similar to dora. They actually ruin the arts. The art is like cut-outs from magazines. The classical music was all but ruined by stupid silly lyrics. Not to mention the innuendos in the blast-off sequence.
The idea behind Little Einsteins is that it teaches the Arts to toddlers. Well, it flopped. I don't know how, but it did
Yeah, 'cause you can go into paintings and animals sound like instruments. - username34
AwfulV 27 Comments
This show is super lame. Sadly, That's all I can say about it.
Amazingly Negative Things (pun) have been said about this show and they are all true. I'm sorry, where's the talent in this show? - username34
This show was garbage rubbish trash and I'm glad it went off air.
Fine I love itV 3 Comments
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