Worst Poser Metal BandsMetalhead_100 The worst of the worst of the worst. Trust me, I've been a metalhead for over 10 years now and I know what I am talking about.
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Black Veil Brides suck. They call themselves brides yet only one of them is a girl (must be gay). Plus they go around wearing stupid elaborate outfits that either make children laugh till they die or run away screaming. If you have any dignity (or ears) YOU WON'T LISTEN TO BLACK VEIL BRIDES!
Posers of music... Black Veil Brides think that wearing black make up and getting dressed up black means only metal metal comes from the hearty not from the make up...
Funny how their fans never focus on their music when it comes to sticking up for them.
Yep, every single band/artist on this list is god-awful. Voting for any of these bands is okay cause they all suck, especially the emo ones like these talentless poofs.V 57 Comments
Have no talent, have no passion, have no honor
My favorite genre of metal is melodic death metal but I listen to pretty wide range from metalcore to black metal. I actually like few metalcore bands that make decent music but this band deserves a cow crap. Worst screamings I've ever seen in fact.
Actually oli sykes sounds like a metal god compared to andy biersack
A disgrace to metalcore... Well in this day in age they are pioneers of modern metal core but then again modern metal core (or as I call it post-metalcore) is horrible djent/emo techno poser so yeah. If you wanted real metal core listen to as I lay dying or killswitch engage. Those would actually be listenable on the radio at least
Bring me the trash can so I can put this band where they belong.V 22 Comments
Seeing this list makes me lose faith in humanity even more. Why can't people be like me and be able to listen to music ranging from alt rock to black metal without bashing on other bands for no other reason than "they're posers? " And yes, I love Avenged Sevenfold, Slayer, Korn, Black Sabbath, Slipknot, Iron Maiden, Immortal, Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Suicide Silence, Chelsea Grin, Whitechapel, In Flames, Fleshgod Apocalypse and f"cling Green Day! I have an open mind, and that's something that "metalheads" today are lacking.
The reason why I don't like these guys is because of the music, the looks, and mainly the fans. The music is easy and boring metalcore, I hate metalcore because it's just a weak pathetic cousin of the real metal. The looks: these emo/poser kinda guys look more like a boyband. The stupid hat guy in the front (m. Shadows) and the stupid emo guy (synyster gates(although pretty good at guitar get a lot of annoying fans. Their fans: the most annoying part. They only attract pathetic emo poser teenage girls with weird colored hair who you can find at sites like 9gag and facebook attention whoring. I'm very familiar with these fans and very irritated by them (one of their fans told me by the way that System of a down better is than iron maiden... )
What the hell. These guys aren't emo like you guys say. They're first two albums were metalcore, but after that they put out City of Evil, Avenged Sevenfold (self titled) and Nightmare. These albums were all amazing and very close to traditional metal. Syn is a wicked guitar player. Sadly, Hail The King sounded too much like everything else out there. I feel as though they lost their creative touch on that album. Not saying they are done for, they are still very talented and could put out another great album on par with the other ones if they wanted. However, even their first two albums, with the metalcore sound, were still amazing (specifically Waking the Fallen. )
Avenged Sevenfold,Asking Alexandria,Bring Me The Horizon,Bullet For My Valentine,Black Veil Brides and Linkin Park are awesome and don't belong on this list.They are so much better than that Metallica or Slayer.I am proud to be a poser.Posers are good.Much better than real metalheads.I like Metallica and Slayer.I just like newer bands like Avenged Sevenfold,Bring Me The Horizon and Linkin Park(Some of their older stuff was metal but they were still Alternative Rock and Rap-Rock until 2017) more than the older ones.At least us posers respect opinions unlike real metalheads.Also I like EDM,Rap and Alternative Rock more than Metal but Metal is still good as long as the bands are posers.-DarkBoi-XV 55 Comments
The band that invented 'crab-core'. or was it another band that sounded exactly like them? I forget! Either way, they are pathetic!
They have the most mediocre vocalist, guitar (lead and supporting) and Drummer. They are average 5/10, which doesn't cut it
These guys are the absolute worst. Bvb are basically just an average metal/ hard rock band without the bad vocals. AA on the other hand are just bad in every department from songwriting to actual musical skill. They give a bad name to the mainstream crowd of what metal actually is about.
Nope. - Metalhead1997V 10 Comments
This band is very original, how someone could call them a poser band however doesn't shock me. The metal community is so blind anymore, they think everything has to sound like Iron Maiden or Metallica to be "real metal." There is no such thing as "real metal." Metal is metal, there are so many different sub genres of it. Slipknot is one of the most original bands out there today and you need to face it, as much as we all love Metallica and Iron Maiden, they will all be gone one day and the new bands have to keep the genre alive. Slipknot, Korn, A7X and Bullet For My Valentine don't need to be on this list. Also why the hell is Black Veil Brides on this list, they're glam rock, not metal.
Slipknot is anything but original, bands like Pantera, Machine Head, Sepultura, and many other Groove bands laid the foundation for what is "Nu Metal". Slipknot has a pretty similar sound to these bands just in a dull and watered down type of way. All the bands you listed should be on this list they are not saving metal, they are turning it to imagery garbage.
9 members? Are you serious, and they have about three drummers. About 80% of the band play instruments and the rest jump about on stage. Also Halloween's finished. Are you trying to market yourself instead of being talented. I don't know how Static-X got up very high up the list, at least they are a REAL metal band. How come other REAL metal bands like Metallica, Megadeth, Sodom, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath are on this list.
It seems most of the people who call Slipknot "posers" like to focus on the amount of members they have and the masks. You judge bands by the music, not by the way they look. People also like to ignore the fact that the guys in Slipknot are brought up on extreme metal, and have obvious death metal influences. If they really were posers, they wouldn't wear masks, and wouldn't have 9 members. They would do what every other band does. Another thing, many, many Slipknot fans (including myself) are quite dedicated to metal and are also huge fans of death metal, black metal, thrash etc, and know there are much heavier bands out there. One last thing, while I'm no fan of BVB, PTV, or SWS, those bands shouldn't even be on here. The only people who consider them metal are people who complain about how much they're not metal. Their fans refer to them as "screamo" bands if anything.
They have one good song, and that is SNUFF! Because there is no hell in itV 34 Comments
Anyone who thinks their fan base is 13 year old girls is an idiot. I'm 22 years old, listen to older metal bands like Anthrax, Pantera, Testament, Iron Maiden and Slayer, and I really like this band. They are in fact a metal band and the proof is in scream aim fire which is a very thrash oriented album. Get your facts straight people! And how exactly are Disturbed and Avenged Sevenfold posers? I see nothing wrong with those bands and their music is really good. If the creator of this list is really a "metalhead" like it says in the list description, they would at least appreciate and respect these bands for being metal bands without being so close minded about it.
Agreed. There are some bands that are popular because people want to be bad ass and listen to hardcore music when they don't actually like real hardcore
These guys aren't posers, they are just famous, so a lot of stupid teen girls will think they are so hardcore listening to them. But the band itself and lots of its fans aren't that poser...
Should be Bullet For Everyone Who Likes These Idiots. - Metalhead1997V 19 Comments
It's my opinion that Sleeping with Sirens and Pierce the Veil are the more popular of what I like to label as "the scene kid music" type of bands. They all sound the same and are very unoriginal and makes me wonder how people can enjoy each and every one of them as if they were all something unique and special. The worst part is that they label this music as "metal."
Pathetic emo lyrics and an inability to play instruments.
How can they be posers if no one ever said they were metal?
How about no. - Metalhead1997V 6 Comments
If you listen, the instrumentals are actually good. The guitar and bass solos are mind blowing, and the drummers' not half bad. The real problem with this band is only two words: RONNIE RADKE. The sadder part about this is that he is the one that gets all of the attention because he is "so hot." He has an annoying, not that good of a voice, and he is a complete douche. MUSIC IS ABOUT SOUND, NOT LOOKS.
Their sound is pop-rock. They just put tattoos and wear dark clothing but they're completely pop.
Okay to be honest I voted on this to say I didn't KNOW I BOUGHT THE ALBUM TO LISTEN TO THEIR FACE, come on please, it's so stupid. saying we only listen to the band is because of their face is completely not true, I don't even watch the music videos half the time so I don't think he's hot. and when you're saying stuff like that it's a completely different thing called fandoms.
HELL NO. Just another wanna group out there. - Metalhead1997V 3 Comments
I voted them so I could, comment I love some babymetal songs, and I love music artists like sepultura, opeth, nile, yuyoyuppe, tool, ravel, schubert, motorhead, carach angren, suffocation, juno bloodlust, agalloch, pendulum and whispered... this is alt metal, alt metal, is not about being "true metal", and listen to more of their songs, they got variety unlike amon amarth, but I listen to amon amarth more often not because they are "real metal" but because I love their music, stuff boundaries, that is the statement of babymetal and other bands of a similar vein.
It's not the best but hey, it's not the worst. I actually like Akatsuki... But how can you expect three girls who didn't have any idea of what metal was before they entered the group to make metal music?
WORST. BAND. EVER. Even Black Veil Brides are better than this garbage, how is this not in the top 5?
Manufactured trashV 25 Comments
In my opinion, the only real poser metal band is Limp Bizkit, seriously, the only people that voted for bands like Slipknot are people that think real metal is only Metallica and Black Sabbath. And other Nu metal bands aren't just posers because they sound very different from other kinds of metal.
Why a great Grindcore band like Cattle Decapitation is on the list with these losers is beyond me
Honestly no bands should ever really be marked as "Posers", but Limp Bizkit is kind of stretching the definition of a metal band
SucksV 10 Comments
The worst thing about being your average metal/rock teenage fan is having to go to school on almost a daily basis and have to put up with Emo and what they identify as "metal". Since I have friends/acquaintances who are some of those Emo kids, I asked them what music they liked. They replied with "metal" so I asked them for some bands they listen to, they listed; Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil, The Amity Affliction, Arctic Monkeys, Panic at the disco, fall out boy, Green Day, the list goes on and on... I mean, I sort of expected them to at least have one metal band that wasn't high pitched yelling and god awful screamo that could be classified as "metal" or even "hard rock" but nope.
METAL? They are an awful kind of teen pop rock.
Everyone thinks there so cool because the people in the band look super emo so they think people woll think there and hard core and emo if they like them
How is bvb number 1 horrible listV 10 Comments
Drowning Pool are not posers!
Ever since Dave died, they went downhill hard. Not really posers though. Rest in peace, dude you were one of a kind.
They used to be an awesome nu metal band but they got worse over time...however they are not posers - HCmetalhead
Eh... - Metalhead1997V 4 Comments
Oh yes, Poison - glam metal is a definition of poser metal because it's not metal at all. - Metal_Treasure
Their are few good glam metal bands: Motley Crue, definitely Leppard, Bon Jovi, Skid Row, etc. I agree it's not metal. It doesn't even have the sound of metal anyways to be said. - Powerfultekin
Don't really think Poison deserve to be here, just look at all the other crappy nu-metal bands out there that could be ranked much higher on the poser scale.
Poison had a few decent songs. Not my favorite band but not gonna on them either. Definitely not poseur in my opinion.
More on the rock side. But they're a good band. - Metalhead1997V 4 Comments
Manson isn't even metal... But he has more talent than ANY "core" bands. Metalcore is for little emo fan girls
Marilyn Manson shouldn't be on this list, because he never claimed to be 'Metal'. He is more Industrial Rock/Metal. And all his albums are different like Portrait of an American Family is Alternative Metal, Mechanical Animals is Glam Rock, Golden Age of Grotesque is Industrial, and so on. So I don't think they should be on this list. Either way they rock! - ComaWhite21
Who the hell out Manson on this list? That's like putting Metallica into a "Top 10 Worst Country Bands". Neither him nor his fans say that he's metal. He's Industrial/Electronic Rock.
I prefer the original version of "Tainted love"V 8 Comments
They were not that bad with their first two albums... (I mean, both of those were nu metal but didn't sound awful. ) BUT their fans, (most of them are just 10 years old little kids who love Naruto) pretended to be the fans of the BEST metal band of all time! Horrible!
Well, sorry kids, you're not even close to be good... You are just posers and losers. - Nord666
What? It was Linkin Park that got me into Metal, I love their old stuff, even I'm a huge Death Metal fan. - GREYBOYY
Why is disturbed, avenged sevenfold, slipknot above this? They aren't the best but they're worse than linkin park?!
The best poser band ever. even the singer died in the same way as his hero. plus their songs are use for bay/transformers garbage. good riddance to this band!V 15 Comments
Why is this band on the list. Static-X are real metal and are way better than this poser mall core trash (I can admit A7X are a good band even though they're mallcore not metal). And why are Metallica, Sodom and Megadeth so high up the list?
Slipknot is "poser" metal? I bet if you went to a Slipknot concert, you'd change your mind pretty quickly about that. The pure aggression of their music is very, very real. If they're not a metal band, I don't know who is.
I'm not gonna agree or disagree with you but why talk about slipknot under Static-X... - maverick88
I don't know whats worse about these guys, the fact that every song sounds the same or that they look like the offspring of fred durst and a jugalo. I want to grab their singer by his stupid hair and throw him into the pit of despair every time this generic bro metal pollutes my airwaves.
I believe this is on here because the common opinion is that the singers voice, may he rest in peace, sounds similar to korns singer.V 4 Comments
Absolutely horrible band, all the songs sound the same, open note chugging, boring breakdowns, over produced vocals, pathetic lyrics, you get the idea, worse is they label themselves as "death metal" as if playing crap music isn't enough they have to insult another genre
From what is considered to be a "Emo band" I don't mind them as much as the other "Emo bands". Although the only song by them I really can listen to is Cease to Exist, and even then it's not anything amazing. The lyrics are piss poor, the vocals are literally some guy destroying his vocal cords, and the instrumentals are uncordinated and sloppy.
Get out of here. I have no problem with you people not liking this band, but to claim they're not metal is just utterly dumb. You either haven't listened to it or just don't like them to an unhealthy extent. I don't really like anything after The Cleansing but it's metal. - IronSabbathPriest
Deathcore sucks, is for emos who don't know anything about metalV 20 Comments
Disturbed and Avenged Sevenfold are posers?... , More faith in humanity has been lost due to the breathtaking number of stupid people in this world. - MetalFoREVer1228
Yes Avenged Sevenfold and Disturbed are poser metal. I don't know if I would call disturbed posers per se because I don't believe they tried to be "metal", but their fans are among the biggest posers out there. You soft ears might be confused because it sounds heavy, but I can pretty much say as a rule if its played on the radio, its not metal. Even when metallica comes on the radio its usually from the black album, which just isn't metal.
NOT metal. For everyone who keeps using the term Alt- metal, what an oxy-moron that's about like saying jazz-country.
Disturbed is actually metal, even if it's alternative and has a "nu" sound to it. - Metalhead1997V 10 Comments
They are nu metal/industrial. Calling this band metal is like calling korn and nine inch nails metal.
I actually like glam metal bands like motley crue, bon jovi, guns n roses, skid row, poison, etc, but they Are NOT METAL they should be considered rock instead, not close to metal.
Their first two albums are glam metal classics. No way you can go wrong with Shout At The Devil. After that, not so much.
Glam metal is one of the most poser things ever created. It's not metal, it just pretends to be. It's the MTV version of hard rock. Nowhere near metal. - Metal_Treasure
They were glam metal. REALLY good band. - Metalhead1997V 12 Comments
Nothing but posers, they suck bad. Not even metal.
These guys are nu metal but I like some of their songs
Not metal, they are pop rock/shitty emo pop
Well apparently Korn are also posers. I swear whoever made this list has their head up their ass - MetalFoREVer1228
They never sold out. What they're doing is original. The dubstep is annoying, but I haven't heard any other bands do that yet. So the "sell out" thing doesn't apply to Korn. They were much better before See You On The Other Side though.
They started off making real emotional metal that was actually believable at first. But JD has turned into the biggest retard in the metal genre. "Metal is not cool enough these days now we make dub metal so the cool kids will buy our albums" also mixing Hip-hop with metal? What the hell? JD has proven himself to be a poser and I don't believe for one second that the first two albums were actual emotions. They can't even decide on their sound they just do whatever is cool these days.
KoRn is amazing! Get them off! - awesomedp900V 11 Comments
I've never understood the hate towards godsmack, they do not try nor claim to be metal, they are just hard rock. And this is coming from a metal purist that believes every other band on this list deserves to be here.
They're mostly hated because people think they copied Alice in Chains and other bands. - Aragorn98
This is a great band there are very underrated and I think more people should listen to them - donovanthorn
What? Why are they on here? They're metal. - Metalhead1997
They are just awesome...nothing more to sayV 1 Comment
Are you mad?! They are absolutely great! Especially when they Play live!
Behemoth were Metal when they were in middle school. Behemoth have been playing Black and Death Metal longer than the rest of the poser bands on this list. Behemoth rose in popularity, yes, but they've been devoted to Metal earlier in their lives than most bands in existence.
Behemoth is on of the greatest polish bands!
WHat? - EliHbkV 7 Comments
They are one of the reasons why people think metalcore is pure crap (although true metalcore it isn't at all).
Worst band ever created, the singer is awful and he doesn't know how to scream! The base fans are gothopouf or fangirls who only listen the "singer" of this crap
I'm not a big metalcore fan to begin with, so I wasn't a big fan of their first two albums, but I think their newest album has quite a few good songs in it that I can actually listen to, and I reccomend it
The comparison of emo fans (mice) with metalheads (men and women). - Metalhead1997V 3 Comments
I don't even understand why people think that this is a metal band, sure they have growls but just cause it has a little screaming doesn't make it metal. There leads singers voice is whiny and annoying and this band would fit more into the pop-punk scene not at all metal.
I like the band a lot but they are not metal the only song that can confuse people to think is metal is Paranoia which is not one of their popular songs sadly cause it's their best song and closest to metal - TheUltimateNavigator1
Paranoia is the only song remotely related to metal... They are more a punk band (blink-182, Sun 41, etc...)
And also the band never said they we're metal so it should not even be on here - TheUltimateNavigator1V 2 Comments
Nickelback isn't metal at all, so why are they even here to begin with?
I feel like Nickelback isn't even trying to be metal.
Nickelback is not metal.
Why are they even on here. did anyone ever say they were metal? They are posers of a whole different sortV 3 Comments
They are very talented - Sabbath
This list is horrible. DragonForce is one of my favourite bands and they're really talented.
Alright. ZP Theart's not a metal vocalist. But would you say Herman Li's guitar riffs are not metal? If not what is it then. Rapid chord progressions, fast alternate picking, some tremolo picking, sometimes some tapping, heavily uses of metal power chords, his scales, his complex arpeggios, legatos. All these are not metal? He may be a poser fast guitarist. But not poser metal. At least give me one reason what is not metal in his guitar riffs/solos? - zxm
ChineseV 10 Comments
This is alternative! this is not metal idiots
Shouldn't be on this list. they are amazing, and they aren't metal! Idiot.
Whinny poser emo crap not metal at all
They're not even metal - CatacornV 8 Comments
I prefer his brother, rob zombie this guys are pure mediocre, I have no idea what genre of metal they belong to I am pretty sure they are Nu-Metal - Metalhead_100
Posers? One of the best death metal bands ever
What posers these guys are death metal gods dumbasses
What in God's name? Cannibal Corpse music is awesome (not the lyrics) and they're not posers. - GREYBOYY
Confused. Explain why the pioneer of death metal after Death is a poser band. I'm waiting. - Metalhead1997V 10 Comments
Whoever put Escape the Fate on this list, is a stupid idiot.
Well ETF is obviously better than FIR - Idiot244
They are half I guess I like their songs but they do not feel like metal - TheUltimateNavigator1
I'm not sure how to classify them, but they aren't posers. - Metalhead1997
"Metal"V 3 Comments
This band is a joke. - xXx_p0t4t0_xXx
They try to act extreme and hardcore, from their name to the brass knuckles on every album. The lyrics and guitar is in no way innovative, I mean come on. Mainstream crap producing punks.
Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5!
Not metal, more like trailer park rock.
There's only 1 good song by them - TheUltimateNavigator1V 4 Comments
No, no no - they AREN'T posers. They invented battle metal and were pioneers of power metal.
They called themselves "true metal" in the 80s to differentiate from glam metal and I agree because glam metal is a definition of poser metal. Manowar didn't play glam metal so they played 'true metal'.
I agree that the expression "true metal" may sound annoying today if you don't know the context and the reason why Manowar used it. - Metal_Treasure
Manowar started off as metal but on their later albums it seems like the majority of songs are melodic ballads & not really metal.
They try so hard to be "true" that they become the most false, most poser band of all time.
They started power metal! Whoever made this list is an idiot. - Metalhead1997V 8 Comments
NO. Just no.. Machine Head are one of the GREATS!
Who put this here?
Band is pretty good. Shame the vocalist is so wet
Machine head suck
Kabbage Boy is the worst metal band of all time.
Why is this not #1 - xandermartin98
Ha! Cradle of Filth more blacker? You must be a troll as Cradle of Filth are probably on the same league as Black Veil Brides! They are quite the posers themselves. However, for Mayhem, I think they suck, but at least they succeeded playing real metal and as frost-bitten as a Nordic winter. - metaldude8
Why is Mayhem on this list? The music may be... questionable, but in terms of metal legitimacy, Mayhem has earned their place. Say what you will about Euronymous being a poser, regardless.
This list is becoming more and more stupid...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! One of the original black metal bands and you think they're POSERS?! - Metalhead1997V 5 Comments
Gay scene kids aren't metal.
Christian metal band. They don't even deserve a listen for that
Dethklock is from a T.V. show, retards. It's not a serious band.
They aren't posers! That's some joke.
Not even metal, more rock. stupid person put this on here I like them
Better than the pussies who diss them.
On the border with rock and metal. - Metalhead1997V 4 Comments
Dimmu Borgir is a business about doing elaborated/catchy well played music and posing and image selling. As many of their time, they took the remnants of the black metal imagery and mixed it with a theatrical presentation, like as if they were selling characters of a movie. Of course they play very well and make sophisticated songs presented with this imagery. And probably they like what they do. But far, very far away from the concept of what was/is the true black metal, cryptic, not social, dark and distant.
Its not like their in the radio, they may not be gorgoroth but their way more metal than core or. And hellhammer from mayhem has been in this band.
Calling this pansy, watered down commercial Hot Topic mallgoth crap Black Metal is like calling Black Veil Brides Black Metal.. If you want Black Metal, then listen to some Craft, Urgehal, Setherial, Funeral Mist, Shining, Vlad Tepes, Beastcraft, Tsjuder and Krypt.
They are NOT METAL, I have a hard time even calling them hard rock, more like pop rock.
Wait they are rock they never said they we're metal what? - TheUltimateNavigator1
He's not metal, yes, but he's not a poser. - Metalhead1997
Bon Jovi sucks! Jon's voice makes me puke all the time~V 2 Comments
Hetfield or lars lay with you for this comment?... the posers pay you well, this is the most important band of symphonic metal and they really know music not like your preferred band, fanatic!
Biggest poser band of all time because of their poser leader. - TheFloorHorseman
Symphonic 'Metal' more like pop music with distorted guitars
Idiot Death created death metal. (NOT POSERS) - maverick88
Id like to see a list of what the author thinks real metal is, because Death and Cannibal are two of the top names in death metal, which is the epitome of metal.
The founders of death metal? Really? Listen to one of the songs by BVB and then "Zombie Ritual" by Death immediately afterwards. I think you know which one is better. - Metalhead1997
They are the first death metal band
how dare you? - HCmetalhead
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