Worst Poser Metal Bands


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81 Metallica Metallica Metallica is an American Thrash Metal band formed in 1981 . The original lineup was James Hetfield (Vocalist and Rhythm guitarist), Dave Mustaine (Lead Guitar), Lars Ulrich (Drums), Ron McGovney (Bassist). The group came into mainstream from their Self-Titled album and the hit single "Enter Sandman". ...read more.

Metallica is one of the metal bands that defined the genre. They can't be put on here if the have influenced and defined the metal genre and trash metal. Before you put anything on this list, or any list, do your research first - gegroh

Who was the idiot who put this here?

Who ever put megadeth and this on here is high I was confused when I seen Disturbed now metallica and megadeth? - TheUltimateNavigator1

This is a joke right?

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82 Kreator Kreator Kreator is a German thrash metal band from Essen. Their style of music is similar to that of their compatriots Destruction, Sodom and Tankard; along with those three bands, Kreator has been referred to as one of the "big four" of Teutonic thrash metal, and they are often credited with helping pioneer ...read more.

Actual metal

They're the most metal band ever - HCmetalhead

Kreator is true Metal as steel
Whoever who put them here is poser - Odinest

Teutonic thrash metal. - Metalhead1997

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83 Sodom Sodom Sodom is a German thrash metal band from Gelsenkirchen, formed in 1981. They have gone through many line-up changes, leaving bassist vocalist Tom Angelripper as the only constant member.

Whoever put this on the list must go off them self

To whoever put this on the list:

Kill yourself.

go die


84 Black Sabbath Black Sabbath Black Sabbath were a Heavy Metal band formed in Birmingham, England in 1968 by guitarist and songwriter Tony Iommi, Singer Ozzy Osbourne, Bassist and Main Lyricist Geezer Butler and Drummer Bill Ward. The band got into mainstream after improving after their debut album got negative feedback. In 1978, ...read more.

Why is Black Sabbath on here? They were the ones who pioneered the metal in the first place! If Black Sabbath is fake, then metal is fake.

They are the creators of metal not posers ok they are overrated so what the music legendry not stupid like deathcore they are the posers not ozzy tommi bill and geezer

I personally think they are overrated and washed up since late 70's. But they are not poseurs. Nor did they Invent heavy metal but Doom metal and took It to the next level.

Dio, Priest, then Maiden and now Sabbath? Who made this?

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85 Cattle Decapitation Cattle Decapitation Cattle Decapitation is an American Deathgrind band from San Diego, California formed in 1996. Cattle Decapitation's songs protest the mistreatment and consumption of animals, the abuse of the environment and touch subjects such as misanthropy and genocide of the human race. Much of their music is based ...read more.

Whimpy vegans, lame music NOT grindcore.

Bruh, This is real metal

Real metal

86 Job for a Cowboy Job for a Cowboy Job for a Cowboy is an American death metal band from Glendale, Arizona. Formed in 2003, the band's debut album Genesis was released in 2007, peaking at No.

Deathcore is NOT metal.

87 Underoath Underoath

Underoath isn't even a metal band! They're post-hardcore! So why are they on the list!

88 Cradle of Filth Cradle of Filth Cradle of Filth are a British extreme metal band that formed in Suffolk in 1991. The band's musical style evolved from black metal to a cleaner and more "produced" amalgam of gothic metal, symphonic black metal and other extreme metal styles.

Not real black metal or even metal but still fun to listen to

Did not mean to vote this, finger slipped. - cjWriter1997

Not metal, gothic girl rock.

I agree.

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89 Winger V 1 Comment
90 Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!

Nice Goonies reference, but I don't think I'm going to listen to them any time soon

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91 Secrets
92 Memphis May Fire
93 Alesana

Lead singer has an irritating voice that annoys the crap out of me.

94 Fozzy Fozzy Fozzy is an American heavy metal band, formed in Atlanta, Georgia, in 1999 by lead singer Chris Jericho and guitarist Rich Ward. V 1 Comment
95 Steel Panther Steel Panther Steel Panther is an American comedy glam metal band from Los Angeles, California, mostly known for their profane and humorous lyrics, as well as their exaggerated on-stage personae that parody the stereotypical 1980s "glam metal" lifestyle.

Comedy and Metal don't mix, almost all their lyrics are sexual. Their basically an idiotic Glam Metal band.

96 Anal C*** Anal C*** Anal C*** was an American grindcore band founded by vocalist Seth Putnam in 1988. The band is known for their highly offensive lyrics which included themes of misogyny, homophobia, racism, Nazism, antisemitism, and schadenfreude (ridicule of the unfortunate). Their music has been received negatively ...read more.

This and AxCx is the same thing.

97 White Empress
98 Spinal Tap

Not a real band, if they were the music is hard rock not metal.

99 Stryper V 2 Comments
100 Disciple Disciple

Screaming at the top of your lungs doesn't mean you're a metal band.

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