Worst Poser Metal Bands


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81 Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!

Nice Goonies reference, but I don't think I'm going to listen to them any time soon

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82 Secrets
83 Memphis May Fire
84 Alesana

Lead singer has an irritating voice that annoys the crap out of me.

85 Fozzy Fozzy Fozzy is an American heavy metal band, formed in Atlanta, Georgia, in 1999 by lead singer Chris Jericho and guitarist Rich Ward. V 1 Comment
86 Steel Panther Steel Panther Steel Panther is an American comedy glam metal band from Los Angeles, California, mostly known for their profane and humorous lyrics, as well as their exaggerated on-stage personae that parody the stereotypical 1980s "glam metal" lifestyle.

Comedy and Metal don't mix, almost all their lyrics are sexual. Their basically an idiotic Glam Metal band.

87 Anal C*** Anal C*** Anal C*** was an American grindcore band founded by vocalist Seth Putnam in 1988. The band is known for their highly offensive lyrics which included themes of misogyny, homophobia, racism, Nazism, antisemitism, and schadenfreude. Their music has received negatively by critics, which the band stated ...read more.

This and AxCx is the same thing.

88 White Empress
89 Spinal Tap

Not a real band, if they were the music is hard rock not metal.

90 Stryper V 2 Comments
91 Disciple Disciple

Screaming at the top of your lungs doesn't mean you're a metal band.

92 Judas Priest Judas Priest Judas Priest are a British heavy metal band formed in Birmingham, England, in 1969. The band has sold over 45 million albums to date. They received a lot of popularity due to their big hits Breaking The Law, You've Got Another Thing Comin', and Living after Midnight which were played on the radio a ...read more.

Not posers they helped to define the genre as we know

They has to be a joke

Judas preist is the best metal band EVER.

This list is horrible

93 Cradle of Filth Cradle of Filth Cradle of Filth are a British extreme metal band that formed in Suffolk in 1991. The band's musical style evolved from black metal to a cleaner and more "produced" amalgam of gothic metal, symphonic black metal and other extreme metal styles.

Not real black metal or even metal but still fun to listen to

Did not mean to vote this, finger slipped. - cjWriter1997

Not metal, gothic girl rock.

I agree.

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94 Megadeth Megadeth Megadeth is an American thrash metal band from Los Angeles, California. The group was formed in 1983 by guitarist Dave Mustaine and bassist David Ellefson, shortly after Mustaine's dismissal from Metallica. They have released 15 studio albums, and their biggest hits are Symphony of Destruction, Holy ...read more.

This is getting worse and worse and worse!

Whoever put this here is a poser

Um, no. They're just as good as the rest of thrash metal. - Metalhead1997

What? They are one of the most popular metal bands with Mettalica someone was just like. : We need some more metal bands for this list and someone was like : we got mettalica Megadeth and other metal bands. other guy: Oh that is smart - TheUltimateNavigator1

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95 Arch Enemy Arch Enemy Arch Enemy is a Swedish melodic death metal band, originally a supergroup, from Halmstad, formed in 1996. Its members were in bands such as Carcass, Armageddon, Carnage, Mercyful Fate, Spiritual Beggars, and Eucharist.

Yeah, because Arch Enemy aren't metal. I'd wager that many people that listen to metal would probably find their stuff too heavy. Go listen to some of their songs like Nemesis, Vultures or My Apocalypse and then tell me it isn't metal. - Porcupine

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96 Iron Maiden Iron Maiden Iron Maiden are an English heavy metal band formed in Leyton, East London, in 1975 by bassist and primary songwriter Steve Harris. They were known for some big hits such as The Trooper, and The Number of the Beast, and have released 16 studio albums . The New Wave of British Heavy Metal Pioneers would ...read more.

Who the hell put this they are not posers they created a new kind of metal not copy it. what makes them good is because they are different than black sabbath or judas priest

This has to be a joke

What is wrong with these people iron maiden is real metal


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97 Sodom Sodom Sodom is a German thrash metal band from Gelsenkirchen, formed in 1981. They have gone through many line-up changes, leaving bassist vocalist Tom Angelripper as the only constant member.

Whoever put this on the list must go off them self

To whoever put this on the list:

Kill yourself.

go die


98 Job for a Cowboy Job for a Cowboy Job for a Cowboy is an American death metal band from Glendale, Arizona. Formed in 2003, the band's debut album Genesis was released in 2007, peaking at No.

Deathcore is NOT metal.

99 Black Sabbath Black Sabbath Black Sabbath are a Heavy Metal band formed in Birmingham, England in 1968 by guitarist and songwriter Tony Iommi, Singer Ozzy Osbourne, Bassist and Main Lyricist Geezer Butler and Drummer Bill Ward . The band got into mainstream after improving after their debut album got negative feedback . In 1978, ...read more.

Why is Black Sabbath on here? They were the ones who pioneered the metal in the first place! If Black Sabbath is fake, then metal is fake.

They are the creators of metal not posers ok they are overrated so what the music legendry not stupid like deathcore they are the posers not ozzy tommi bill and geezer

I personally think they are overrated and washed up since late 70's. But they are not poseurs. Nor did they Invent heavy metal but Doom metal and took It to the next level.

Dio, Priest, then Maiden and now Sabbath? Who made this?

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100 Metallica Metallica Metallica is an American Thrash Metal band formed in 1981 . The original lineup was James Hetfield (Vocalist and Rhythm guitarist), Dave Mustaine (Lead Guitar), Lars Ulrich (Drums), Ron McGovney (Bassist). The group came into mainstream from their Self-Titled album and the hit single "Enter Sandman". ...read more.

Metallica is one of the metal bands that defined the genre. They can't be put on here if the have influenced and defined the metal genre and trash metal. Before you put anything on this list, or any list, do your research first - gegroh

Who was the idiot who put this here?

Who ever put megadeth and this on here is high I was confused when I seen Disturbed now metallica and megadeth? - TheUltimateNavigator1

Mixed reactions on both sides, but they're a good band. - Metalhead1997

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