Top Ten Worst Songs of 2016

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141 Caroline - Amine V 3 Comments
142 Party - Chris Brown

You know what? I'm gonna say it. As someone who has somehow found 19 Chris Brown songs worse than Loyal (my 3rd worst hit song of 2014) and have only listened to one of his albums in full thus far, this rests in his bottom 15. Everything about this is awful. The synths barely peak out of the background, and when they do, they're dull, cheap, and disgusting-sounding behind this bargain-barrel beat. Chris Brown sounds particularly awful and Gucci Mane...exists, but USHER? Why? His presence here should deem this to mediocrity, but he's somehow worse than either of the cretins he's working with.

If I wasn't so fixated on making sure Me Too is as high as possible, this would be #4 on my worst list. -3/5. Somehow, we're still giving Chris Brown a career. - WonkeyDude98

I see chris brown is still terrible - kardinaleb

143 The Honey G Show - Honey G

More garbage from the SyCo Blandness Factory sent directly to us. - Swellow

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144 I Can't Give Everything Away - David Bowie

The trolls bashing Bowie are beyond awful. - Swellow

I love Bowie, and I'm only 14. He was such a legend and I think it's horrid how much people are slagging off his music. R.I.P Starman.

Liking this type of music and saying your 14 won't make people go "Wow this 14 year old has great music taste" - Mumbizz01

145 Gang - Max P

Appearently, this song is popular in Minecraft PvP, jfc this song is terrible - Moorefamval

146 Just Like Fire - Pink

It's not necessarily bad but it does sound like most of her other material and does not push her comfort zone.

I am the only person who gets the real meaning behind this song

Complete garbage. Pink sounds fine (except for the prechorus and NO ONE CAN BE JUST LIKE ME ANYWEH), but that's a given, it's Pink. The instrumentation is bland and forgettable to the point of being unlistenable (imagine if Sober, one of the best songs ever, had no emotion or passion in it), and the metaphor in the lyrics is generic and unfinished. 0/5 - WonkeyDude98

Um I don't like it.
But who cares about THIS? I'm listening to CLOSE by NICK JONAS. - MediocrePopTrash

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147 Try Everything - Shakira

I am a huge shakira fan and this is just awful

That even Shakira fans don't like this song really says something

Just Like Heathens And Ghostbusters I'm Not Afraid, Bad Song, Bad Movie, Decent Artist, Bad Life - VideoGamefan5

Why isn't This In The Top 10? - VideoGamefan5

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148 Then There's You - Charlie Puth

Then There's Charlie Puth who sings garbage like this. AVOID THIS MUTHAPHUKA'S MUSIC! - AlphaQ

Then there's you...with a terrible album.

And the award for "worst singer of all time" goes to...

...CHARLIE PUTH! - Spark_Of_Life

149 Middle - DJ Snake

Do you know what I just realized? More than before, I hate DJ Snake. I really, genuinely do. I already think the contributions of...Bipolar Sunshine (ARE YOU SERIOUS? ) are banal and worthless, but there we go, DJ Snake supplies us with another oily tropical song that breaks into another whiny vocal drop complete with a ton of pitch-shifting. I thought I could actually like this guy with Lean On and You Know You Like It, but as it turns out...no. 0/5 - WonkeyDude98

Thanks a lot DJ Snake, you're the biggest sellout other than Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj. - AlphaQ

I think it's very good song. The drop and dynamic chorus gave me the chill of 2016. Being at no. 164 is not really bad cause it's so low. - Neonco31

I think he's talking about the middle finger. Yaaas - AlphaQ

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150 One Night - Lil Yachty

This song is so boring and Lil Yachty sounds so uninterested in what he's whining...er, rapping. If it wasn't for the sexist, unbearable lyrics, nothing about this crap would be memorable. Lil Yachty is just another cliche loser trying and failing miserably at rapping that we'll never hear from again. - Spark_Of_Life

No, this is only the worst thing ever. Nothing is over-the-top or ridiculous about this, it's insufferable declination of a woman playing as a dull, monotonous bore. -1/5 - WonkeyDude98

Sometimes, lazy flow can come out as comedic (say for example, Pop Style by Drake). But here, it doesn't and only comes out as cringe-worthy. This is a 0/5 because he definitely didn't try. - SelfDestruct

Yachty, Have you been smoking broccoli again?

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151 New English - Desiigner

New English? He can't even speak English! - yaygiants16

This isn't a song.

After hearing Panda, I'm not even buying that this hack can make a coherent syllable, let alone speak English. - Spark_Of_Life

Ee-yup.

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152 Money Longer - Lil Uzi Vert

I meant to talk about this absolute atrocity when it was overshadowed in bile by Sweatshirt last week, because this should have been the song to get all the hate that week. That awful synth line sounds like someone autotuned the death of a flock of geese with FL Studio effects, Lil Uzi Vert has one of the most instantly punchable and grating voices in rap since Young Thug, his flow and rhymes are phoned in and incredibly stilted, and he talks about his "haters getting sadder" and his "girl calling him daddy". THAT'S CREEPY. Yeah, -1/5, complete garbage. - WonkeyDude98

If only Lil Uzi Vert had a better voice, because he has quite a decent flow in this song. Overall 2/5. It sucked! - SelfDestruct

Ever since Young Thug, this fool here has the most ear-grating voice that's nothing but autotuned to death. He is incredibly phony and the synth line is autotuned to death. It sounds like someone autotuned a baby being sat on. Thsee are one of the whiniest and worst vocals I've ever heard. Also what the heck does he mean when he said something about his girl "calling him daddy"? Is he some sort of creep or something? Eww. -1/5 - AlphaQ

smh haters - ProPanda

153 Girls Like - Tinie Tempah

The video makes me wish that brain bleach is a thing. - Elina

Yeah you don't know what girls want and it's not have wing women twerking so yah

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154 She's Got a Way with Words - Blake Shelton

Not gonna lie, as a country hater, I don't really hate this. It's actually pretty good. Blake sounds all laid back and drunk which makes sense with the lyrical content. I like how it's so laid back and calm yet so creepily disgusting. It's the country song meant for me, 3.5/5 - ProPanda

155 Into You - Ariana Grande

You'd think a site as evolving (albeit slowly) as this one would be kinder to this. It's awesome. - WonkeyDude98

I cannot listen to that first line with out getting horrible pictures in my mind... "I'm so into you, that I can barely breathe"...

I'm not into you, Ariana, so quit invading my radio!

What the hell

156 My Way - Calvin Harris

When you somehow top This Is What You Came For in awfulness. 0/5 - ProPanda

That amazing cover art doesn't deserve to have such a crapsack song attached to it. Spoiler alert: You can't sing, Calvin. At all. - Spark_Of_Life

I might actually like this...?

Okay, the lyrics aren't good at all, and Calvin Harris still needs to get guts in his voice, but he's certainly better than the Chainsmokers in this regard, and the production is so catchy and infectious that I can't bring myself to hate this at all! I like the pretty synth that drives the song into a clipped guitar melody with impeccable groove. Eh. 4/5 - WonkeyDude98

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157 River - Bishop
158 Too Good - Drake

I don't hate the singing here, and I actually like the icy tropical beat, but these lyrics...first off, Drake's blaming RIHANNA for playing the victim, but Drake's been playing the victim throughout the whole album, and second, "I'm too good TO you", I SHOULD BE TREATING YOU WORSE RIGHT NOW. Ugh. 3/5 - WonkeyDude98

What? This song is good. - madoog

Come on, we're too good for this song. - MediocrePopTrash

This song is too good... for a song off of VIEWS...

Beat: 5/5
Vocals: 5/5
Lyrics: 2/5 - ProPanda

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159 4 Million - Riff Raff

One of the worst from the titanic abomination that was Peach Panther (an album that's grown to me hating it more than SremmLife 2), it's a song with the basic premise that A. RiFF RAFF has recliners, and B. He only made four million bucks last year. Uhhh...

But I don't care if this was secretly more intelligent than Kendrick Lamar's To Pimp A Butterfly, or if Frank Sinatra performed this, this would still be horrendous entirely thanks to the production. I mean, I haven't heard so much confusion in one beat since Rae Sremmurd's No Flex Zone. It's trying to be upbeat, but the moody four-note synth line is so muddy and wet-sounding that any fun to be had is gone, even ignoring the brittle trap percussion. -1/5 - WonkeyDude98

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160 Greenlight - Pitbull

I remember hating this before. Honestly, Pitbull, Flo Rida, and LunchMoney Lewis are all fresh air in a sea of horrendous, "melancholic" hip-hop infecting most of the mainstream these days. 5/5 - WonkeyDude98

I kinda like this though... - ProPanda

YES! My favorite song called Greenlight! 10/10. - MediocrePopTrash

It starts off good...
...until this one guy comes in and starts rambling about sex.

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