Top Ten Alternative Song Titles That Replace the Word "Heart" With "Fart"

Come on, don't pretend to be shocked by a list like this from me. I'm just surprised I didn't make it sooner! If you are of a silly disposition, enjoy - maybe even have a laugh. For sensible people... Why are you even here?

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1I Left My Fart In San Francisco

This list and subsequent comments have been killing me with laughter. Yes, silly, juvenile in part perhaps, but also clever in effect. It's been a bit of a blessing and a curse as now when I use the word heart in a serious or any context, a "fart" tangent comes to mind. Thanks a lot, Miss Brit.
But this list could also be a quick medicine to bring a little smile to anyone suffering from heartache - or fartache- I'm so confused! - Billyv

My Father sang this out loud and I couldn't stop laughing! - Britgirl

With this list I'm now certain she's the long lost member of Monty Python - Billyv

So that's why the Bay area stinks so much! - blst0033

2My Fart Will Go On

I can't stop laughing. Great list Tina - Catacorn

Love this list! This one is especially funny. You truly are the best Toptenner Britgirl! - FluffyBanana

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3Total Eclipse of the Fart

Now this one just has to be the funniest. - Mumbizz01

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4My Fart Belongs to Daddy

You will never know how true this is! Haha - Britgirl

This is based of of a true story did u know that

5Listen to Your Fart

Listen to your fart, when it's calling for you

Well it kinda makes sense for both of them (both heart and fart). - Kiteretsunu

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6Don't Go Breaking My Fart

Don't go breaking my fart don't go breaking my don't breaking my fart - 2storm

More like don't go breaking Wind! - Victinimon

I couldn't if I tried... Farts make EVERYTHING funny! - keycha1n

Looks like you broke your wind... I meant fart. - ruJILLous

7Jar of Farts

Tearing our love apart, with your jar of farts! So emotional it makes me cry. - Erikelelf

Sounds like something that would be on Sanjay And Craig. - OhioStateBuckeyes

Haha THANK YOU! If only I'd have thought of this! - Britgirl

LOL! This list will end up killing me! - birdechosplash

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8Fartbreak Hotel

Haha I find this list so very funny! It's lovely! - keyson

This is the name of an American Dad episode. - RalphBob

Isn't this from the musical All Shook Up? - gakupo4eva

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9Put a Little Love In Your Fart

Just made me burst! And I mean with laughter, not farts. - Billyv

That means put a little stink in your fart! - funnyuser

10Wooden Fart

This is too funny to even imagine

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11Frozen Fart

This would only happen when it's 20 below.

Imagine what a frozen fart would do! - funnyuser

Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore! - DapperPickle

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12Stop Draggin' My Fart Around

LOL How can you drag a fart around? - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

13Me and My Broken FartV2 Comments
14Anyone Who Had a FartV2 Comments
15Can't You Hear My Fartbeat
16Give Your Fart a Break

Now I have to think of Demi Lovato singing this all night! - WonkeyDude98

Lemme Give your fart a break, your fart a break. Oh yeah yeah - QueenIrisIceQueen

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17Groove Is In the FartV1 Comment
18Alien Fart

Is this the phineas and ferb song?

19Diamond Fart

I think this is the Minecraft parody song of "Demons" by Imagine Dragons

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20Farts Without Chains
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1. Total Eclipse of the Fart
2. My Fart Belongs to Daddy
3. I Left My Fart In San Francisco
1. I Left My Fart In San Francisco
2. Jar of Farts
3. My Fart Will Go On
1. Put a Little Love In Your Fart
2. Don't Go Breaking My Fart
3. Stop Draggin' My Fart Around

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