Funniest Metal Band NamesBritgirl Whilst browsing through the Jazz section in HMV, my friend called me over to look at the Metal section and we spent the best part of half an hour laughing at the odd and funny band names. Imagine asking, "Do you have... "
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It isn't exactly weird, it's named after an Elton John song... - ryanrimmel
Have to agree with all band names on this list, but this is the funniest and most weird! Laugh out loud!
"Next time he borrows my girlfriend I will have! " - Britgirl
Definitely the funniest on here by far.V1 Comment
Hitting your mind after every word! - Curti2594
Sounds like a weird cereal name - MoldySock
I honestly find this name funny. Put it on top!V2 Comments
Trent stated the name has no literal meaning anyway.
Why they wanted to be called this, I will never know.V3 Comments
Lol this is so funny, needs to be number 1 - BlueFrostOfThunderClanV1 Comment
Funny story. I was at Mayhem Fest over the summer watching Jungle Rot, and an old man walked walked in front of me. He was wearing a sun hat and a shirt that read "Anal Blast" with a hilariously gross graphic - ryanrimmel
Ha! Just came to this list again for a giggle but now I'm laughing! Seriously...is there a rock or metal band with this name?! Haha - Britgirl
"Only every bloody day, my friend! " - Britgirl
Not even metal
Frivolous list, I wonder why people are so being ignorant, human stupidity after all.. - Ananya
How is this not at least in the top 3? I mean, Carcass, Anthrax, etc. Are funny, but for metal they're pretty standard. "Iwrestledabearonce" is funny for every genre of music, even in their silly humor-metalcore subgroup. And note that it's spelled all as one word. - ThatStrangeKid42
Horrible grammar and you cannot survive if you wrestled a bear. You will die. - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Correct spelling: I wrestled a bear once - Metal_Treasure
I hate this bandV2 Comments
None of the bands in the top ten have weird names. - IronSabbathPriest
You go to the records shop and ask the shopkeeper-Do You Have Any Anthrax? - Toucan
"I'm craving some Anthrax right now."V1 Comment
What! This is an awesome name, and the best band on here
Ha, my favorite band. Never sounded funny to me because I know how serious they are, and how great they are. Their musicianship is "A" class, with one of the greatest singers out there. - Metal_Treasure
A member of the band was drunk at a bar, stood up and called some woman a goatwhore. Thus, Goatwhore got its name. One of my favorite bands - ryanrimmel
Just...too weird. I can imagine how odd their fans sound.
Our cool top tenner gemcloben is their fan and he doesn't sound odd. - Metal_TreasureV1 Comment
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