Songs Which Should Have Been Written About Farts

For Billyv and anyone else who doesn't take life too seriously

The Top TenXW

1Don't Stand So Close to Me

Who would have ever known that the police have potty humor - HYDRAflash

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2Smells Like Teen Spirit

This list is EXCELLENT. I have to vote this one for the amazing song it is and yet its comparison is so funny! I love the user who made this list! - keyson

Believe it or not, this was written about deodorant.

Bravo, Tina, bravo. - PetSounds

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3Please Release Me

All great choices Tina - but this one really made me burst! - Laughter I mean!
I could hear Tom Jones I believe singing loudly in my head as I was reading the title.
Much appreciation, as alwayz. And thank you for helping me not to always take life too seriously - I've dwelled in the abyss from time to time. - Billyv

Whoops I did it again! My Bad -- it was Engelbert, not Tom Jones!
Gotta love the Humperdinck - Billyv

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5Weapon of Choice

So your fart is so bad & smelly that you can use it as a weapon to knock out & kill people! - ruJILLous

Haha who added this beauty? Genius :D Thank you! - Britgirl

I'll defeat ISIS by emitting my silent (but deadly) poison!

6Blame It On Me

Well, that guy does sound like he's holding it in... - PositronWildhawk

LOL! I just can't stop laughing. This is an awesome list. - Kiteretsunu

Don't blame it on me! - Minecraftcrazy530

Haha. Sorry but I can't stop. - EpicJake

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7I Want to Break Free

I want to break free, from inside you... - DogsUnleashed

Great song by Queen and funny list too

8Let It Go

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go let it go
Turn your back and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The stink never bothered me anyway

Ok so this might sound weird but I was at the talent show the pressure was high I was getting sweaty just watching I was thinking 'Man oh man these acts are good' and I was getting nervous but I was also scared because this was a RANDOMISED talent show and they picked acts for you, so the only acts left were singing, and puppets. And Roger got puppets and I got singing and they told me to sing let it go and I was like no way but thye made me do it and I had brought a whoopie cusiune to use after and before I started I threw it into the audience and I made a run for it and that's my story about Let it Go - DislikeMyComment

Let me fart
Let me fart
Can't hold it in anymore
Let me fart
Let me fart
Turn and slam the bathroom door
I don't care
How it's going to stink
Let the smell rage on
The stench never bothered me anyway

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9The Nearness of You
10Kill Everybody

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11Wild One

Is this that song by Sia? - TheMainReason

12Destroyer of the Universe
13We Can't Stop!

This list is hilarious - RockStarr

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14Gotta Let It Go
15Rocket Man

And to think wolowitz wanted this as his astronaut nickname! - keycha1n

16Give It Away
19Poetry In Motion
20What I've Done

Perfect! Linkin Park should have made this about farts!

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List StatsUpdated 11 Dec 2016

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1. Don't Stand So Close to Me
2. Please Release Me
3. Smells Like Teen Spirit
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