Top Ten Things We Learned from Horror Movies

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1Killers are persistent

After possibly 18-20 innocent deaths, the bad guy dies finally. And we say Good always wins over Evil. - Kiteretsunu

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2Its the final trilogy but we got so much money leftover to make another sequel

For dem money hungry mouths! - SuperHyperdude

3With every anthology, its really the same plot

Best example of this Friday the 13th, Final Destination, Nightmare on Elm Street and Saw. - egnomac

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4Who's going to die, the character who isn't the central character

They'll only die if its at the end of the movie - SuperHyperdude

There is only one movie that broke this rule and that is the Texas Chainsaw Massacre: the Beginning - shfydgi

5Put "Based on a true story" to piss peoples trousers
6Run? No, stand there and scream

That is one of the stupidest things people do in horror movies. If you wanna live than run for your life! Don't stand there like a scarred baby!

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7The closer you are the someone, the more chances of them being a killerV1 Comment
8Melee and no rangeyV1 Comment
9Cars are a troll

I could just imagine a troll face appear when the camera is outside the car when the main dude is trying to start it up...

10Don't have sex in the middle of the woods at night

You have sex, dead. You go alone in, dead. Cars don't start. Phone doesn't work. - RustyNail

Who's geniu idea is "hey do you want to have sex in the creepy woods that might have something evil in it" - shfydgi

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11Always turn on the lights

I do that anyway. I kind of want to see what's in front of me. - Money1208

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12People have two left feet

People say it takes skills to trip and fall in a flat surfaces, then that means they have talents! - SuperHyperdude

13Run. Out. The. Front. Door!

Going through the back door is cliched and the killer is obviously there...

14Don't be anything but Caucasian

It doesn't matter what color your skin is.

15The African American sacrifices himselfV2 Comments
16If you are alone, you're dead
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