Top Ten Most Absurd Metal Subgenre Names That Don't Exist

We've got Metalcore, Deathcore, and Grindcore. Those are legitimate "core" genres. People make up other "core" genres, and some of them are absurd. So what are your picks?

The Top Ten

1 Symphonic Stalin Death Metal
2 Biebercore

Ha Ha Ha! Metal with vocals that sounds like a dying cat! Fit for hardcore beliebers!

Justin Bieber making metal? I don't want to live on this planet anymore! - RiverClanRocks

Justin Bieber? Heavy metal? Oh come on, this is just a joke. - 05yusuf09

LOL this one is funny. I hope it wont exist - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

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3 Pig Metal

Isn't that Black Metal? A lot of Black Metal bands use pig squeals sometimes. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

What's next? Cow metal? Sheep metal? Fish metal? - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

V 4 Comments
4 Proto-Neo-Dubstep-Jazz-Trance-Ethnic Metal

I imagine this would sound crazy. - drdevil

V 1 Comment
5 Stalincore

Hey, that could be a music genre for Soviet Union's theme. - Delgia2k

I can totally imagine this existing. - PositronWildhawk

Surprised this doesn't exist. There are some metal bands that talk about Stalinist era stuff such as a band called Gulaghh. They have a whole album called Vorkuta. An infamous gulag - SirSkeletorThe3rd

V 1 Comment
6 Brazilcore V 3 Comments
7 Orgasmic Metal

Metal with sexual lyrics like hair metal comes some what close. - Lucretia

Metal with sex sounds?!

8 Direction Metal V 1 Comment
9 Memecore

Bee Movie trailer? Doge? that BOI? What has the world come to? Don't judge me.

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10 Chicken Metal

If there was a list about genre names that do exist, pornogrind would be number one easily. - MontyPython

Chickens writing metal? XP - RiverClanRocks

There is Hatebeak. - Metalhead1997

The Contenders

11 PSGcore

Basically, metal mixed with Sega Master System sounds. - drdevil

12 Neo-Cacophonic Sludge Metal V 1 Comment
13 Progressive School Metal
14 Naganumacore

Basically, this would be the genre if Hideki Naganuma made metal. - drdevil

15 Gorecore
16 Mikucore

Oh come on this will be awesome! - SamuiNeko

17 Sh*tcore

Haha this is funny to say out loud! - Britgirl

V 3 Comments
18 Ailencore

This sorta exists. Check out Rings of Saturn.

Really ridiculous. - 05yusuf09

19 Christian Nintendogrind

What, Jesus and Mario playing a metal duet? Then Satan and Bowser? - Garythesnail

The title alone is just absurd. Both words just don't sound well together. Just imagine what it would sound like! - Wolftail

Christians writing songs about Nintendo? - RiverClanRocks

Christian band using music from Nintendo games? - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

V 3 Comments
20 Animecore

They sing about Naruto, DBZ, One Piece, Death Note etc - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

"Kawaii desuu! BAKA! " You can thank me for starting the lyrics off. - drdevil

V 1 Comment
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Top Remixes (4)

1. Symphonic Stalin Death Metal
2. Orgasmic Metal
3. Neo-Cacophonic Sludge Metal
1. Brazilcore
2. Memecore
3. Stalincore
1. Proto-Neo-Dubstep-Jazz-Trance-Ethnic Metal
2. PSGcore
3. Symphonic Stalin Death Metal

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