Top Ten Most Absurd Metal Subgenre Names That Don't ExistWe've got Metalcore, Deathcore, and Grindcore. Those are legitimate "core" genres. People make up other "core" genres, and some of them are absurd. So what are your picks?
The Top Ten
Ha Ha Ha! Metal with vocals that sounds like a dying cat! Fit for hardcore beliebers!
Justin Bieber making metal? I don't want to live on this planet anymore! - RiverClanRocks
Justin Bieber? Heavy metal? Oh come on, this is just a joke. - 05yusuf09
LOL this one is funny. I hope it wont exist - BlueFrostOfThunderClanV 4 Comments
Isn't that Black Metal? A lot of Black Metal bands use pig squeals sometimes. - SirSkeletorThe3rd
What's next? Cow metal? Sheep metal? Fish metal? - BlueFrostOfThunderClanV 4 Comments
Hey, that could be a music genre for Soviet Union's theme. - Delgia2k
I can totally imagine this existing. - PositronWildhawk
Surprised this doesn't exist. There are some metal bands that talk about Stalinist era stuff such as a band called Gulaghh. They have a whole album called Vorkuta. An infamous gulag - SirSkeletorThe3rdV 1 Comment
I imagine this would sound crazy. - drdevilV 1 Comment
Metal with sex sounds?!
Bee Movie trailer? Doge? that BOI? What has the world come to? Don't judge me.V 2 Comments
Basically, metal mixed with Sega Master System sounds. - drdevil
If there was a list about genre names that do exist, pornogrind would be number one easily. - MontyPythonV 1 Comment
Basically, this would be the genre if Hideki Naganuma made metal. - drdevil
Haha this is funny to say out loud! - BritgirlV 3 Comments
Oh come on this will be awesome! - SamuiNeko
This sorta exists. Check out Rings of Saturn.
Really ridiculous. - 05yusuf09
What, Jesus and Mario playing a metal duet? Then Satan and Bowser? - Garythesnail
The title alone is just absurd. Both words just don't sound well together. Just imagine what it would sound like! - Wolftail
Christians writing songs about Nintendo? - RiverClanRocks
Christian band using music from Nintendo games? - BlueFrostOfThunderClanV 3 Comments
"So is this Mainstream Black Metal? " - Metal Elitist.
Satancore is just another word for Black Metal - SirSkeletorThe3rd
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List StatsUpdated 28 Jun 2017
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