Top Ten Most Absurd Metal Subgenre Names That Don't ExistWe've got Metalcore, Deathcore, and Grindcore. Those are legitimate "core" genres. People make up other "core" genres, and some of them are absurd. So what are your picks?
The Top Ten
Ha Ha Ha! Metal with vocals that sounds like a dying cat! Fit for hardcore beliebers!
Justin Bieber making metal? I don't want to live on this planet anymore!
Justin Bieber? Heavy metal? Oh come on, this is just a joke.
They're all just lyrical themes, not subgenres.
Black metal bands do not use pig squeals at all... What bands are you listening to?
Isn't that Black Metal? A lot of Black Metal bands use pig squeals sometimes.
Pig is a very bad idea for metal.
Are they in fact "War Pigs"?
That would be Nightcore, but with lyrics about anime.
"Kawaii desuu! BAKA! " You can thank me for starting the lyrics off.
They sing about Waifus
Surprised this doesn't exist. There are some metal bands that talk about Stalinist era stuff such as a band called Gulaghh. They have a whole album called Vorkuta. An infamous gulag
Hey, that could be a music genre for Soviet Union's theme.
I can totally imagine this existing.
*Soviet anthem intensifies*
It already exists. You know what disgrace I mean.
Metal with sex sounds?!
Bee Movie trailer? Doge? that BOI? What has the world come to? Don't judge me.
Well, there's a song about memes, so yeah
They sing about Internet memes
You might catch Zika virus listening to this one.
"GIB MONIES PLOX!
I WILL REPORT YOU!
HEAR MY BATTLE CRY!
Here are some of the lyrics of Brazilcore bands...
*growling* COME TO Brazil OR I REPORT YOU! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE FUTBOL IS BEST SPORT! COME TO Brazil HUEHUEHUE FUTBOL
Maybe admin's music taste? LOL
LMAO what would that be?
If there was a list about genre names that do exist, pornogrind would be number one easily.
Chickens writing metal? XP
There is Hatebeak.
Wait...cacophony(band) plus sludge...isn't that like two opposites of metal!
I cannot figure It out how this would sound...
Oh god, I'd cry if 1D performed metal music...
Haha this is funny to say out loud!
This would've been hilarious!
Theirs falling in reverse
There's Scatgrind... Same idea.
I imagine this would sound crazy.
This sorta exists. Check out Rings of Saturn.
I think you meant "Aliencore"
The title alone is just absurd. Both words just don't sound well together. Just imagine what it would sound like!
What, Jesus and Mario playing a metal duet? Then Satan and Bowser?
Christians writing songs about Nintendo?
Nintenofan126 will probably be the singer :D
"So is this Mainstream Black Metal? " - Metal Elitist.
Satancore is just another word for Black Metal
That would be grindcore with satanic lyrics.
That's probably a part of black metal
Lemme hear this