Top Ten Most Absurd Metal Subgenre Names That Don't Exist

We've got Metalcore, Deathcore, and Grindcore. Those are legitimate "core" genres. People make up other "core" genres, and some of them are absurd. So what are your picks?

The Top Ten

Biebercore

Ha Ha Ha! Metal with vocals that sounds like a dying cat! Fit for hardcore beliebers!

Justin Bieber making metal? I don't want to live on this planet anymore!

Justin Bieber? Heavy metal? Oh come on, this is just a joke.

Beliebers' favorite metal genre?

Pig Metal

Black metal bands do not use pig squeals at all... What bands are you listening to?

Isn't that Black Metal? A lot of Black Metal bands use pig squeals sometimes.

Are they in fact "War Pigs"?

Pig is a very bad idea for metal.

Animecore

That would be Nightcore, but with lyrics about anime.

They sing about Waifus

"Kawaii desuu! BAKA! " You can thank me for starting the lyrics off.

Symphonic Stalin Death Metal
Stalincore

Hey, that could be a music genre for Soviet Union's theme.

*Soviet anthem intensifies*

I can totally imagine this existing.

NO! Just NO!

Orgasmic Metal

It already exists. You know what disgrace I mean.

Metal with sex sounds?!

Oh my

Memecore

Bee Movie trailer? Doge? that BOI? What has the world come to? Don't judge me.

Well, there's a song about memes, so yeah

They sing about Internet memes

Brazilcore

You might catch Zika virus listening to this one.

Here are some of the lyrics of Brazilcore bands...

*growling* COME TO Brazil OR I REPORT YOU! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE FUTBOL IS BEST SPORT! COME TO Brazil HUEHUEHUE FUTBOL

Their lyrics?

"GIB MONIES PLOX!
I WILL REPORT YOU!
HEAR MY BATTLE CRY!
HUEHUEHUE! "

Admincore

Maybe admin's music taste? LOL

LMAO what would that be?

Chicken Metal

If there was a list about genre names that do exist, pornogrind would be number one easily.

Chickens writing metal? XP

There is Hatebeak.

Buckethead

The Contenders

Neo-Cacophonic Sludge Metal

Wait...cacophony(band) plus sludge...isn't that like two opposites of metal!

Crapcore
Longhorncore
Progressive School Metal
Gorecore
Skrillexic Metal
Direction Metal

Oh god, I'd cry if 1D performed metal music...

Windowscore
Ultimate killer assassin murderer death post-progressive Alternative hardcore heavy metal
Sh*tcore

Haha this is funny to say out loud!

This would've been hilarious!

Theirs falling in reverse

There's Scatgrind... Same idea.

Proto-Neo-Dubstep-Jazz-Trance-Ethnic Metal

I imagine this would sound crazy.

Say what?

Ailencore

This sorta exists. Check out Rings of Saturn.

Really ridiculous.

I think you meant "Aliencore"

Christian Nintendogrind

Christians writing songs about Nintendo?

What, Jesus and Mario playing a metal duet? Then Satan and Bowser?

The title alone is just absurd. Both words just don't sound well together. Just imagine what it would sound like!

Chicks dig the CNG

Biker Metal
Satancore

"So is this Mainstream Black Metal? " - Metal Elitist.

Satancore is just another word for Black Metal

That would be grindcore with satanic lyrics.

That's probably a part of black metal

Lemme hear this

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