Top Ten Most Absurd Metal Subgenre Names That Don't Exist

We've got Metalcore, Deathcore, and Grindcore. Those are legitimate "core" genres. People make up other "core" genres, and some of them are absurd. So what are your picks?

The Top Ten

Biebercore

Ha Ha Ha! Metal with vocals that sounds like a dying cat! Fit for hardcore beliebers!

Justin Bieber making metal? I don't want to live on this planet anymore!

Justin Bieber? Heavy metal? Oh come on, this is just a joke.

They're all just lyrical themes, not subgenres.

Pig Metal

Black metal bands do not use pig squeals at all... What bands are you listening to?

Isn't that Black Metal? A lot of Black Metal bands use pig squeals sometimes.

Pig is a very bad idea for metal.

Are they in fact "War Pigs"?

Animecore

That would be Nightcore, but with lyrics about anime.

"Kawaii desuu! BAKA! " You can thank me for starting the lyrics off.

They sing about Waifus

Symphonic Stalin Death Metal
Stalincore

Surprised this doesn't exist. There are some metal bands that talk about Stalinist era stuff such as a band called Gulaghh. They have a whole album called Vorkuta. An infamous gulag

Hey, that could be a music genre for Soviet Union's theme.

I can totally imagine this existing.

*Soviet anthem intensifies*

Orgasmic Metal

It already exists. You know what disgrace I mean.

Metal with sex sounds?!

Memecore

Bee Movie trailer? Doge? that BOI? What has the world come to? Don't judge me.

Well, there's a song about memes, so yeah

They sing about Internet memes

Brazilcore

You might catch Zika virus listening to this one.

Their lyrics?

"GIB MONIES PLOX!
I WILL REPORT YOU!
HEAR MY BATTLE CRY!
HUEHUEHUE! "

Here are some of the lyrics of Brazilcore bands...

*growling* COME TO Brazil OR I REPORT YOU! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE FUTBOL IS BEST SPORT! COME TO Brazil HUEHUEHUE FUTBOL

Admincore

Maybe admin's music taste? LOL

LMAO what would that be?

Chicken Metal

If there was a list about genre names that do exist, pornogrind would be number one easily.

Chickens writing metal? XP

There is Hatebeak.

The Contenders

Neo-Cacophonic Sludge Metal

Wait...cacophony(band) plus sludge...isn't that like two opposites of metal!

Crapcore
Longhorncore
Progressive School Metal
Gorecore
Skrillexic Metal
Ultimate killer assassin murderer death post-progressive Alternative hardcore heavy metal

I cannot figure It out how this would sound...

Direction Metal

Oh god, I'd cry if 1D performed metal music...

Windowscore
Sh*tcore

Haha this is funny to say out loud!

This would've been hilarious!

Theirs falling in reverse

There's Scatgrind... Same idea.

Proto-Neo-Dubstep-Jazz-Trance-Ethnic Metal

I imagine this would sound crazy.

Ailencore

This sorta exists. Check out Rings of Saturn.

I think you meant "Aliencore"

Really ridiculous.

Christian Nintendogrind

The title alone is just absurd. Both words just don't sound well together. Just imagine what it would sound like!

What, Jesus and Mario playing a metal duet? Then Satan and Bowser?

Christians writing songs about Nintendo?

Nintenofan126 will probably be the singer :D

Biker Metal
Satancore

"So is this Mainstream Black Metal? " - Metal Elitist.

Satancore is just another word for Black Metal

That would be grindcore with satanic lyrics.

That's probably a part of black metal

Lemme hear this

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