Top Ten Most Absurd Metal Subgenre Names That Don't ExistWe've got Metalcore, Deathcore, and Grindcore. Those are legitimate "core" genres. People make up other "core" genres, and some of them are absurd. So what are your picks?
The Top Ten
Ha Ha Ha! Metal with vocals that sounds like a dying cat! Fit for hardcore beliebers!
Justin Bieber making metal? I don't want to live on this planet anymore! - RiverClanRocks
Justin Bieber? Heavy metal? Oh come on, this is just a joke. - 05yusuf09
You really suck at making sandwiches - KdenKdenKdenV 2 Comments
Isn't that Black Metal? A lot of Black Metal bands use pig squeals sometimes. - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Pig is a very bad idea for metal. - 05yusuf09
Are they in fact "War Pigs"? - Rpemk
Well... a lot of deathcore and grindcore bands use pig squealed vocals so...V 1 Comment
Hey, that could be a music genre for Soviet Union's theme. - Delgia2k
I can totally imagine this existing. - PositronWildhawk
NO! Just NO! - SamuiNeko
Surprised this doesn't exist. There are some metal bands that talk about Stalinist era stuff such as a band called Gulaghh. They have a whole album called Vorkuta. An infamous gulag - SirSkeletorThe3rd
It already exists. You know what disgrace I mean. - Cyri
Metal with sex sounds?!
Bee Movie trailer? Doge? that BOI? What has the world come to? Don't judge me.
Well, there's a song about memes, so yeah - SirSkeletorThe3rd
They sing about Internet memes - SirSkeletorThe3rd
You might catch Zika virus listening to this one. - Rpemk
Here are some of the lyrics of Brazilcore bands...
*growling* COME TO Brazil OR I REPORT YOU! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE FUTBOL IS BEST SPORT! COME TO Brazil HUEHUEHUE FUTBOL - SirSkeletorThe3rd
"GIB MONIES PLOX!
I WILL REPORT YOU!
HEAR MY BATTLE CRY!
HUEHUEHUE! " - SirSkeletorThe3rd
If there was a list about genre names that do exist, pornogrind would be number one easily. - MontyPython
Chickens writing metal? XP - RiverClanRocks
There is Hatebeak. - Metalhead1997
Wait...cacophony(band) plus sludge...isn't that like two opposites of metal! - Toucan
Oh god, I'd cry if 1D performed metal music...
Haha this is funny to say out loud! - Britgirl
This would've been hilarious! - MontyPython
Theirs falling in reverse
I imagine this would sound crazy.
Say what? - Toucan
This sorta exists. Check out Rings of Saturn.
Really ridiculous. - 05yusuf09
They sing about Waifus - SirSkeletorThe3rd
"Kawaii desuu! BAKA! " You can thank me for starting the lyrics off.
"So is this Mainstream Black Metal? " - Metal Elitist.
Satancore is just another word for Black Metal - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Lemme hear this - AnonymousChick
What, Jesus and Mario playing a metal duet? Then Satan and Bowser? - Garythesnail
The title alone is just absurd. Both words just don't sound well together. Just imagine what it would sound like! - Wolftail
Christians writing songs about Nintendo? - RiverClanRocks
Chicks dig the CNG - CatceptionV 2 Comments
Gattlingcore. Mostly like those songs where the drums sound like machine guns.
Hardcore idiocy in metal. It's rare to find such.
Too much vulgarity?
Oh sweet jesus no... - CaptainMowzker
I'll end anyone that invented this core. - SamuiNeko
Chinese propaganda metal? No way!
Hardcore Maoist music!
@SirSkeletorThe3rd - people created mostly "core" subgenres because they read the list description above.
However, every time I hear a subgenre with "core" in the name I expect to hear more punk than metal. Typical metal subgenres have metal in the name, except for metalcore, which is mostly punk as of today. Currently metalcore is punk and even pop punk influenced by metal. Ironically, the name metalcore suggests that this is the essence of metal (haha).
And no, metal should not become associated with the "core" genres. Hardcore was the first "core" subgenre and it was a punk subgenre, not a metal subgenre. Metal is very often confused with punk and I really hate this. - Metal_Treasure
Really? Huh, I kinda expected things with Metal in their name and only a couple of core genres - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Snoring sounds in metal could be put into the black/death metal songs.
I like how every single entry on this list has core in the name. IS THIS WHAT METAL HAS BECOME?! - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Dubstep and metal - InfernoTopTenners
There's symphonic metal! It's my favorite genre!
I think its symphonic metal. - SamuiNeko
This does exist.
For fundamentalist Christians.
This one already exists. - Metal_Treasure
This would be bad for the patients on the ambulance!
@RiverClanRocks - Technical versions of metal subgenres are more sophisticated and progressive, and require even more virtuosity. For example, technical thrash metal and technical death metal are more complex than the regular thrash and death metal. - Metal_Treasure
Maybe inventors or engineers writing about Nicki Minaj? - RiverClanRocks
No,this is good! - SamuiNeko
This genre is for many girls at my school...
Made by Danteem, I presume. - RiverClanRocks
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