Top Ten Most Absurd Metal Subgenre Names That Don't Exist

We've got Metalcore, Deathcore, and Grindcore. Those are legitimate "core" genres. People make up other "core" genres, and some of them are absurd. So what are your picks?

The Top Ten Most Absurd Metal Subgenre Names That Don't Exist

1 Biebercore

Ha Ha Ha! Metal with vocals that sounds like a dying cat! Fit for hardcore beliebers!

Justin Bieber making metal? I don't want to live on this planet anymore! - RiverClanRocks

Justin Bieber? Heavy metal? Oh come on, this is just a joke. - 05yusuf09

Beliebers' favorite metal genre? - Delgia2k

2 Pig Metal

Black metal bands do not use pig squeals at all... What bands are you listening to?

Isn't that Black Metal? A lot of Black Metal bands use pig squeals sometimes. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Are they in fact "War Pigs"? - Rpemk

Pig is a very bad idea for metal. - 05yusuf09

3 Animecore

That would be Nightcore, but with lyrics about anime. - Userguy44

They sing about Waifus - SirSkeletorThe3rd

"Kawaii desuu! BAKA! " You can thank me for starting the lyrics off.

4 Symphonic Stalin Death Metal
5 Stalincore

Hey, that could be a music genre for Soviet Union's theme. - Delgia2k

*Soviet anthem intensifies* - Userguy44

I can totally imagine this existing. - PositronWildhawk

NO! Just NO! - SamuiNeko

6 Orgasmic Metal

It already exists. You know what disgrace I mean. - Cyri

Metal with sex sounds?!

Oh my - ElSherlock

7 Memecore

Bee Movie trailer? Doge? that BOI? What has the world come to? Don't judge me.

Well, there's a song about memes, so yeah - SirSkeletorThe3rd

They sing about Internet memes - SirSkeletorThe3rd

8 Brazilcore

You might catch Zika virus listening to this one. - Rpemk

Here are some of the lyrics of Brazilcore bands...

*growling* COME TO Brazil OR I REPORT YOU! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE FUTBOL IS BEST SPORT! COME TO Brazil HUEHUEHUE FUTBOL - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Their lyrics?

"GIB MONIES PLOX!
I WILL REPORT YOU!
HEAR MY BATTLE CRY!
HUEHUEHUE! " - SirSkeletorThe3rd

9 Admincore

Maybe admin's music taste? LOL

LMAO what would that be?

10 Chicken Metal

If there was a list about genre names that do exist, pornogrind would be number one easily. - MontyPython

Chickens writing metal? XP - RiverClanRocks

There is Hatebeak. - Metalhead1997

Buckethead - JoLeKosovo

The Contenders

11 Neo-Cacophonic Sludge Metal

Wait...cacophony(band) plus sludge...isn't that like two opposites of metal! - Toucan

12 Crapcore
13 Longhorncore
14 Progressive School Metal
15 Gorecore
16 Skrillexic Metal
17 Direction Metal

Oh god, I'd cry if 1D performed metal music...

18 Windowscore
19 Ultimate killer assassin murderer death post-progressive Alternative hardcore heavy metal
20 Sh*tcore

Haha this is funny to say out loud! - Britgirl

This would've been hilarious! - MontyPython

Theirs falling in reverse

There's Scatgrind... Same idea. - JoLeKosovo

21 Proto-Neo-Dubstep-Jazz-Trance-Ethnic Metal

I imagine this would sound crazy.

Say what? - Toucan

22 Ailencore

This sorta exists. Check out Rings of Saturn.

Really ridiculous. - 05yusuf09

I think you meant "Aliencore" - JoLeKosovo

23 Christian Nintendogrind

Christians writing songs about Nintendo? - RiverClanRocks

What, Jesus and Mario playing a metal duet? Then Satan and Bowser? - Garythesnail

The title alone is just absurd. Both words just don't sound well together. Just imagine what it would sound like! - Wolftail

Chicks dig the CNG - Catception

24 Biker Metal
25 Satancore

"So is this Mainstream Black Metal? " - Metal Elitist.

Satancore is just another word for Black Metal - SirSkeletorThe3rd

That would be grindcore with satanic lyrics. - Userguy44

That's probably a part of black metal - BorisRule

Lemme hear this - AnonymousChick

26 Technical Blackened Symphonic Dubstep-Ponycore
27 Shrekcore
28 Christian Technical Death Goldfishcore

Goldfish core? That is an insult to metal

29 Streetcore
30 Gattlingcores

Gattlingcore. Mostly like those songs where the drums sound like machine guns.

31 Hardcorecore
32 Fluffycore
33 Birth Metal
34 Mediocore
35 Idiotcore

Hardcore idiocy in metal. It's rare to find such.

36 Snorecore

@SirSkeletorThe3rd - people created mostly "core" subgenres because they read the list description above.

However, every time I hear a subgenre with "core" in the name I expect to hear more punk than metal. Typical metal subgenres have metal in the name, except for metalcore, which is mostly punk as of today. Currently metalcore is punk and even pop punk influenced by metal. Ironically, the name metalcore suggests that this is the essence of metal (haha).

And no, metal should not become associated with the "core" genres. Hardcore was the first "core" subgenre and it was a punk subgenre, not a metal subgenre. Metal is very often confused with punk and I really hate this. - Metal_Treasure

Really? Huh, I kinda expected things with Metal in their name and only a couple of core genres - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Snoring sounds in metal could be put into the black/death metal songs.

I like how every single entry on this list has core in the name. IS THIS WHAT METAL HAS BECOME?! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

37 Foodcore

GIVE ME FOOD GIVE ME FRIES GIVE ME SALAD ON THE SIDE! - Cyri

38 Kazoo Duck Metal
39 Bleepcore

Too much vulgarity?

40 Nickicore
41 Dumbasscore
42 Homeworkcore

Oh sweet jesus no...

43 Islamicbikinicore
44 Luigi Metal

I wonder who added this - ElSherlock

45 Un-Metal
46 Heavy Lithium
47 Progressive Tax Metal
48 Met-All Expectations
49 Intelcore
50 Maocore

I'll end anyone that invented this core. - SamuiNeko

Chinese propaganda metal? No way!

Hardcore Maoist music!

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