Top 10 Alternative Jobs for Fred Phelps If He Was Still Alive

For those who don't know, Fred Phelps (1929-2014) was the founder of the infamous Westboro Baptist Church. He was notorious for being extremely homophobic and would even protest the funerals of gays, soldiers and disaster victims in which he believed were the result of God punishing them. He's dead now but I think now would be the time to totally degrade him by stating what jobs he'd apply for if he was still around today. If you hate him as much as I do, then feel free to add more jobs he'd hate.

The Top Ten

1 Gay Porn Director
2 Rabbi
3 Soldier
4 Imam
5 Gay Club Stripper
6 Catholic Priest
7 Underwear Model
8 Septic Tank Cleaner
9 Heavy Metal Singer
10 Sewer Cleaner

The Contenders

11 Gay Porn Star
12 Pride Parade Organizer
13 Male Escort
14 Lead Singer of an Elton John Cover Band
15 Teacher of a Suicide Class
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