Best South Park Songs

South Park has had some great musical numbers, but which are the best?

The Top Ten

1 Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch

Cartman knows what he's talking about, even I have to agree with him.

Who hates this song? It's funny and offensive. Their are 2 versions of the song. The one from Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo and the one from the movie. The one from the movie is way better. The song is also very catchy.

This song is stuck in my head. - cosmo

First South Park song I ever heard

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2 Gay Fish

Because I'm a g** fish!

3 Uncle F****

Shut your f face uncle f a!

It takes true appreciation to understand why this should be number one even before Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat BItch

You're a bo**r biting b****** uncle

4 Minorities at My Water Park

This song is the best.. Catchy as hell.. and cartman has an awesome voice in this

5 San Diego

"San Diego come, Take a load off" - Cosmic558

6 Blame Canada

Duh. It's Oscar nominated! - Fireboy

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

Love this song so much.

Blame Canada, Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway.

7 Poker Face

It's just so great. Should definitely be number 1.

8 Let's Fighting Love

Number 7?

9 Where My Country Gone?
10 Chocolate Salty Balls

Gotta love the deep bass

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big 'n' salty 'n' brown!

The Contenders

11 In My Safe Space
12 Weiner Song
13 Make Bullying Kill Itself

So catchy yet hilarious. I love South Park - Jonerman

14 The Circle of Poo
15 I Love You Jesus
16 La Resistance

Right, where the hell is Gregory. I WANT HIM BACK! - MorganDunn

Let's just say I don't know.

The song just sounds so determined and Courageous, Especially during the Circumstances.

Like that Shelia and various Mothers of the children is declaring war against Canada and trying to kill Terrance and Phillip, The Idols of the children who started this resistance as well as sending Canadians into Camps all because the boys watched an R rated film and Kenny stupidly does the stunt shown in said film and dies. (Like usual)

Not to mention the greater threat of Saddam Husain that'll rise if Terrance and Phillip gets killed for his Tyrannical ambitions. The song is just great. Especially for a movie with a good overall message. - MajesticAlpha

17 You Gotta Do What You Wanna Do
18 The Most Offensive Song Ever
19 Mountain Town

I love the most offencive song ever but mountain town wont leave my head

Because Terrance and Phillip are sweeet (super sweet)

20 What Would Brian Boitano Do?

This is my favorite song in the whole movie

21 Ballad of Paris Hilton
22 Taco Flavored Kisses
23 Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel (Version With Kyle and His Friends)
24 Stan's Skiing Montage
25 What What In the Butt
26 Merry F****** Christmas
27 South Park Theme
28 Butters Theme
29 I've Got Something In My Front Pocket
30 It's Easy, Mmm'kay

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole!

31 Shooting Guys in the D***
32 I'm Gonna Make Love to You Woman
33 Minorities

This song is so catchy and funny. When I first heard it, I couldn't stop singing it for a month!

34 Make It Right
35 Princess Kenny
36 Up There

This version of Satan is GOD to me - MorganDunn

37 I'm Not the Poorest Kid In School
38 Poo Choo Train
39 A Ladder to Heaven
40 Chorus of Wieners

So funny and catchy!

41 Kenny Sings Con Te Partiro
42 My Wish for Cuba
43 Get Well, Kyle
44 Fingerbang
45 I'm Super
46 Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
47 A Lonely Jew On Christmas
48 I Swear (Cartman Version)

I layugged my ass off

49 Super Fun Time
50 Wendy's Song

And I don't eat my breakfast, because it tastes like s***!

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Top Remixes (9)

1. Mountain Town
2. Let's Fighting Love
3. The Most Offensive Song Ever
1. Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch
2. South Park Theme
3. San Diego
1. Blame Canada
2. Poker Face
3. Weiner Song

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