Best South Park Songs

South Park has had some great musical numbers, but which are the best?

The Top Ten

1 Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch

Cartman knows what he's talking about, even I have to agree with him.

Who hates this song? It's funny and offensive. Their are 2 versions of the song. The one from Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo and the one from the movie. The one from the movie is way better. The song is also very catchy.

This song is stuck in my head. - cosmo

First South Park song I ever heard

2 Uncle F****

Shut your f face uncle f a!

It takes true appreciation to understand why this should be number one even before Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat BItch

You're a bo**r biting b****** uncle

3 Gay Fish

This one KILLED ME!

Because I'm a g** fish!

4 Minorities at My Water Park

This song is the best.. Catchy as hell.. and cartman has an awesome voice in this

5 San Diego

"San Diego come, Take a load off" - Cosmic558

6 Blame Canada

Duh. It's Oscar nominated! - Fireboy

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

Love this song so much.

Blame Canada, Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway.

7 Poker Face

Pa pa pa poka face pa pa poka face.

It's just so great. Should definitely be number 1.

8 Let's Fighting Love

Number 7?

9 Where My Country Gone?
10 Chocolate Salty Balls

Gotta love the deep bass

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big 'n' salty 'n' brown!

The Contenders

11 In My Safe Space
12 Weiner Song

Weiner, Weiner Weiner, Weiner Weiner Next to yet another Weiner, Weiner Weiner. - RogerMcBaloney

13 Put It Down

Extremely catchy with a nice message too.

14 La Resistance

Right, where the hell is Gregory. I WANT HIM BACK! - MorganDunn

Let's just say I don't know.

The song just sounds so determined and Courageous, Especially during the Circumstances.

Like that Shelia and various Mothers of the children is declaring war against Canada and trying to kill Terrance and Phillip, The Idols of the children who started this resistance as well as sending Canadians into Camps all because the boys watched an R rated film and Kenny stupidly does the stunt shown in said film and dies. (Like usual)

Not to mention the greater threat of Saddam Husain that'll rise if Terrance and Phillip gets killed for his Tyrannical ambitions. The song is just great. Especially for a movie with a good overall message. - MajesticAlpha

15 Make Bullying Kill Itself

So catchy yet hilarious. I love South Park - Jonerman

16 The Circle of Poo
17 I Love You Jesus
18 You Gotta Do What You Wanna Do
19 The Most Offensive Song Ever
20 Mountain Town

I love the most offencive song ever but mountain town wont leave my head

Because Terrance and Phillip are sweeet (super sweet)

21 What Would Brian Boitano Do?

This is my favorite song in the whole movie

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He would make a plan and he’d follow through,
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do! - Limeyy

22 South Park Theme
23 Ballad of Paris Hilton
24 Taco Flavored Kisses
25 Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel (Version With Kyle and His Friends)
26 Merry F****** Christmas
27 Stan's Skiing Montage
28 What What In the Butt
29 Butters Theme
30 I've Got Something In My Front Pocket
31 It's Easy, Mmm'kay

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole!

32 Shooting Guys in the D***
33 I'm Gonna Make Love to You Woman
34 Minorities

This song is so catchy and funny. When I first heard it, I couldn't stop singing it for a month!

35 Make It Right
36 Princess Kenny
37 Up There

This version of Satan is GOD to me - MorganDunn

38 I'm Not the Poorest Kid In School
39 Poo Choo Train
40 A Ladder to Heaven
41 Chorus of Wieners

So funny and catchy!

42 Kenny Sings Con Te Partiro
43 My Wish for Cuba
44 Get Well, Kyle
45 Fingerbang
46 I'm Super
47 Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
48 A Lonely Jew On Christmas
49 I Swear (Cartman Version)

I layugged my ass off

50 Super Fun Time
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List StatsCreated 20 May 2013
Updated 27 Apr 2019

200 votes
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Top Remixes (9)

1. Mountain Town
2. Let's Fighting Love
3. The Most Offensive Song Ever
1. Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch
2. South Park Theme
3. San Diego
1. Blame Canada
2. Poker Face
3. Weiner Song

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