Best South Park Songs

South Park has had some great musical numbers, but which are the best?
The Top Ten
1 Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch Cover Art

My favorite song. Funny and offensive at the same time. It’s impossible to listen to this song and not have a smile on your face

Who hates this song? It's funny and offensive. Their are 2 versions of the song. The one from Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo and the one from the movie. The one from the movie is way better. The song is also very catchy.

Cartman knows what he's talking about, even I have to agree with him.

It's funnier if Cartman sings it not when someone else does

2 Uncle F**** Uncle F**** Cover Art

Shut your f face uncle f a!

It takes true appreciation to understand why this should be number one even before Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat BItch

3 Gay Fish

Better than the original

4 San Diego San Diego Cover Art

"San Diego come, Take a load off"

It’s my jackoff song

5 Minorities at My Water Park

This song is the best.. Catchy as hell.. and cartman has an awesome voice in this

6 Blame Canada Blame Canada Cover Art

Love this song so much.

Blame Canada, Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway.

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

Duh. It's Oscar nominated!

7 Poker Face

It's just so great. Should definitely be number 1.

Pa pa pa poka face pa pa poka face.

8 Let's Fighting Love
9 Chocolate Salty Balls

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big 'n' salty 'n' brown!

It sounds like his balls are food

Gotta love the deep bass

10 La Resistance La Resistance Cover Art

The song just sounds so determined and Courageous, Especially during the Circumstances.

Like that Shelia and various Mothers of the children is declaring war against Canada and trying to kill Terrance and Phillip, The Idols of the children who started this resistance as well as sending Canadians into Camps all because the boys watched an R rated film and Kenny stupidly does the stunt shown in said film and dies. (Like usual)

Not to mention the greater threat of Saddam Husain that'll rise if Terrance and Phillip gets killed for his Tyrannical ambitions. The song is just great. Especially for a movie with a good overall message.

Let's just say I don't know.

Right, where the hell is Gregory. I WANT HIM BACK!

The Contenders
11 What Would Brian Boitano Do? What Would Brian Boitano Do? Cover Art

This is my favorite song in the whole movie

12 Where My Country Gone?

None of us actually know

13 Merry F****** Christmas
14 South Park Theme
15 In My Safe Space
16 Put It Down

Extremely catchy with a nice message too.

17 Make Bullying Kill Itself

So catchy yet hilarious. I love South Park

18 Weiner Song

Weiner, Weiner Weiner, Weiner Weiner Next to yet another Weiner, Weiner Weiner.

19 Mountain Town Mountain Town Cover Art

I love the most offencive song ever but mountain town wont leave my head

Because Terrance and Phillip are sweeet (super sweet)

Small mountain town

20 The Circle of Poo
21 Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel (Version With Kyle and His Friends)
22 Mountain Town (Reprise)
23 I Love You Jesus
24 The Most Offensive Song Ever
25 It's Easy, Mmm'kay It's Easy, Mmm'kay Cover Art

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole!

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