Top Ten Most Bizarre Genuine Messages On Online Dating Profiles

Wondering why these people are single? Look no further, my fellow TopTenners.

The Top Ten

1 I'm a devil-worshiping cocktail of ethnicities addicted to abrasion, vociferation and the feeling of accelerating. I revel in the world's absurdity and comb through it for people I like. Do next to nothing. Consistently up past 3am, albeit usually alone.

Interesting. And do you find that girls avoid you frequently? - PositronWildhawk

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2 The most private thing I'm willing to admit: I am a virgin. Update; not anymore. Sorry, ladies.

Well, he obviously thinks he's funny, when in fact he's just an idiot. - Britgirl

It's probably just a 15 Y.O. troll. Haha, I thought it was funny. I wonder if he paid for the full membership to say this... - HTML_RuleZ_D00D

Well I use to be a virgin but not any longer, but I got over it and I thing the world will too. hugs and lovs bab for ever

This is just a troll trolling poor ladies on the website and has a poor sense of humor. Such a pity for these dating websites, they can't keep out the jerks. - Kiteretsunu

3 Do you believe that men should be the head of the household? Yes. Millions of years of evolution have put men in a leadership position. Why change a good thing?

I'm sure that many women will want to be with you as much as they'd like to nurture their head lice and a basket of orphaned skunks in their cars. - PositronWildhawk

My mom was boss then my wife now ex, I don't have a boss HELP! hugs and lovs bab for ever

4 For you personally, is abortion an option in case of accidental pregnancy? No. My sweat and blood lives no matter the case.
5 What I'm doing with my life: Ask the FBI, NSA, DHS, NYPD or the Mossad. I'm sure at least one of them has an idea.

I found this really amusing, Posron! - HezarioSeth

6 The most private thing I'm willing to admit: I can't stop checking out a girl's ass or cup size. It's a guy thing.
7 Six Things I couldn't live without: My CPU, my PS3, my gf once I have one, internet, money, food.

Accurately describes me. Well, except the PS3 part, my one and true love is my computer... - StephanTheIdiot

This is totally something I would put on my profile. laugh out loud - Alpha101

Your attention is brought particularly to number three. - PositronWildhawk

8 You should message me if my wife and kids are in danger.
9 I spend a lot of my time thinking about: Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK when he was 24. I'm almost 25, and by comparison, I haven't accomplished a thing.

Oh God, I must get into the history books before 24, no matter how evil it is! - PositronWildhawk

10 What I'm doing with my life: I go to school to become an airplane. I'll be done by March next year.

Son, you'll be the best airplane like your father. He done the greatest world stunt in September 2001. - StephanTheIdiot

These people are so weird! Haha Great list! - keyson

The Contenders

11 Hey, Zara, what's your name?

Wow. Magnet work there. - TwilightKitsune

12 If one of your potential matches was overweight, would that be a dealbreaker? Yes, even if slightly overweight. People need to take care of themselves before taking care of another.
13 The first thing people notice about me: ninja sword.
14 Interesting fun facts about myself: I already got a girl...but three makes it a party
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