Top Ten Most Bizarre Genuine Messages On Online Dating ProfilesPositronWildhawk Wondering why these people are single? Look no further, my fellow TopTenners.
The Top Ten
Interesting. And do you find that girls avoid you frequently? - PositronWildhawk
Crack coo coo 100% hugs and lovs bab for ever
Well, he obviously thinks he's funny, when in fact he's just an idiot. - Britgirl
It's probably just a 15 Y.O. troll. Haha, I thought it was funny. I wonder if he paid for the full membership to say this... - HTML_RuleZ_D00D
Well I use to be a virgin but not any longer, but I got over it and I thing the world will too. hugs and lovs bab for ever
This is just a troll trolling poor ladies on the website and has a poor sense of humor. Such a pity for these dating websites, they can't keep out the jerks. - Kiteretsunu
I'm sure that many women will want to be with you as much as they'd like to nurture their head lice and a basket of orphaned skunks in their cars. - PositronWildhawk
My mom was boss then my wife now ex, I don't have a boss HELP! hugs and lovs bab for ever
I found this really amusing, Posron! - HezarioSeth
Accurately describes me. Well, except the PS3 part, my one and true love is my computer... - StephanTheIdiot
This is totally something I would put on my profile. laugh out loud - Alpha101
Your attention is brought particularly to number three. - PositronWildhawk
Oh God, I must get into the history books before 24, no matter how evil it is! - PositronWildhawk
Son, you'll be the best airplane like your father. He done the greatest world stunt in September 2001. - StephanTheIdiot
These people are so weird! Haha Great list! - keyson
Wow. Magnet work there. - TwilightKitsune
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2. The most private thing I'm willing to admit: I am a virgin. Update; not anymore. Sorry, ladies.
3. Do you believe that men should be the head of the household? Yes. Millions of years of evolution have put men in a leadership position. Why change a good thing?