Top Ten Most Boring Topics of Conversation

Ah, you know what? There are just some topics which should be avoided at all costs. So so BORING!

The Top Ten

1 Weather

Worst topic ever! if you asked about the weather, I'll pinch you. - Peppapigsucks

Its -10 here in Minnesota, and cold everywhere else in the 0 degrees. Meanwhile in Phoenix arizona its 115 degrees oh man get a tan there are die trying. - htoutlaws2012

Believe it or not, I enjoy a good talk about the weather. - PackFan2005

I agree. So, what's the weather like where you live right now? Its 35 and cloudy where I live. - Spicygarlic

A good ice-breaker (especially for the British) but after 10 minutes of saying "It's not what was forecast, is it? Still expect we'll get rain later..." Just stop! Oh my days...! - Britgirl

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2 Celebrities

What they talk about them it's not even interesting. - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

Michael Jackson is the only celebrity that I like. Some celebrities are good and some are not good.

Dull and purposeless conversations all. - Chucklebunny

Brad and Angelina have split. Taylor swift's hundredth boyfriend - don't blink or you'll miss him. These were HEADLINE news! I don't care who is on the Rich List. I do not care about trashy celebrity magazines. Do NOT talk to me about this stuff. I don't care. - Britgirl

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3 Insurance

Yes perfect for my paper which will be so boring no one will ever read it

No comment. - Britgirl


4 Politics

This should be number 1. Politics is outright repulsive.

Good political discussions are interesting. However, if people are not interested about it, don't force it onto them, especially considering how heavy some of this stuff can get. Not to mention how pathetically defensive or stupid some people can get over it, since that can feel like you're talking to a brick wall. So while politics is fine to discuss, you shouldn't be preachy about it to the non-converted, especially if your thesis is that we need a revolution and that we're all slaves. Hate to say that not only are you wrong, but the majority of people don't care about how wrong you are. - Mrveteran

I think politics suck.

If the conversationalists agree, sure. But if they don't... - PetSounds

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5 Personal health issues

Excuse me, but people should care if one of their compatriots is struggling through health. It's not boring, it's scary!

Me: I think I have A.I.D.S.
Friend: Yeah, that's kind of boring, let's talk about weather. Wait, isn't weather boring, no that was politics, I mean...
Me: *Collapses onto the floor.*
Friend: Hmm, you seem to making strange gasps for air as if you were dying and had A.I.D.S. Now let's not be ridiculous. You're a teenager, not a four-year-old. Let's not let your imagination get the best of ourselves.
Me: Thinks: What are you doing?! I'm dying, not playing a game of charades or taking a nap. Help me, you buffoon!
Friend: I was thinking of taking a nap. Or we can play charades. The weather's nice, isn't it.
Me: *Dies.*
Friend: You really are exhausted! It's like you have A.I.D.S! - MaxAurelius

It's nice to show concern. And sometimes the interest is genuine but some people...honestly... give them an inch and they'll drag you to their next doctors' appointment. Some never stop waxing lyrical about their aliments. There's only one time they'll stop and that's when they're ill...! - Britgirl

So you don't care if the person you're talking to has serious life issues?

6 Some sports

Talking about sports is SO Boring.I would rather talk about how beautiful the ceiling looks today. - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

In my personal opinion it's quite an interesting topic to have conversations 'bout but only in the case where two individual bears mutual interest...Yes, online talk regarding the topic gets pretty exhausting after a point of time - Arhaan95

I love talking about American football, basketball is decent to discuss, I don't know much about baseball, and don't get me started on how boring Soccer is. - PackFan2005

I hate sports except tennis and cricket. But I never even watch them, nor the Olympics.

7 Facebook

I hate most social media - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

It's super annoying when people ask if you've seen some random Instagram post or read some Facebook status complaining about the two options for the 2016 election or some other biased political article. - Turkeyasylum

I used to go on Facebook for a week, got bored, and now my account is my sister's and dad's. what? what?! - Britgirl

8 What your neighbours are up to

Gah! I don't care who is sneaking around with who. I don't care about Mrs Thingy's dirty curtains at number 35. I don't care if "her round the corner" is claiming a benefit that she isn't entitled to. I don't care! - Britgirl

No-one should care about what your neighbours do. This is because:
a) They're not your immediate family.
b) If you don't get along with them, it doesn't matter.
c) You don't talk to them much in some cases.

Unless they're close to you or something, no-one really cares about how horrible your neighbours are. Coming from personal experience, it is mundane to keep referring to them. - Mrveteran

9 Traffic


"There was a red car, a silver car, a gold car - "
*I almost sleep bored.*
" - And a car with some eyelashes and painted eyes on"
*I gain a huge amount of interest.*

10 Shopping


My family at the mall:

Mom and relatives: Macy's styles are so awesome, there's a discount on this dress, blah blah blah
Me: I don't care, Gamestop is better...

"Oh look! A discount on towels! " Right, I don't care - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

"can't believe how much bread has gone up..."
Bad. Unless it's clothes or shoe shopping - then it's totally fine. But grocery shopping? Don't talk to me. - Britgirl

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The Contenders

11 Government

It's kinda fun when you offend the politicians though hehe - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

Should we talk about the weather? Should we talk about the government? - JCHOW

12 Doors

Unless, of course, it's the band. - PetSounds

People talk about this? - Batmaniscole

Doors...?! Haha wha...? - Britgirl

13 Work

My parents: We work so hard, we are so tired, blah blah blah

Fine if you have an interesting job. But a meat packer, or sausage filler...? It makes me cry. - Britgirl

14 Rocks

Rocks rock! - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

Really? People talk about this? In geography classes or science labs, I could understand why you would want to discuss that, but it's not very interesting to invest time in. - Mrveteran

Hey! This is the conversation starter I mostly start with! - StephanTheIdiot

Well, unless you're an archeologist - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

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15 Mathematics
16 Physics

So boring yet so hard - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

17 Baby Showers

What would someone even talk about that is related to this?

18 Twitter Twitter Twitter is an online news and social networking service where users post and interact with messages, "tweets," restricted to 140 characters.

Discussed due to lack of ones own life

19 Movies
20 Trapezoids

It's so cool how trapezoids only have one set of parallel lines

Well now I think these would be quite enjoyable to talk aboot ( better that Politics or Religion) - Curti2594

21 Glue
22 Dust Particles
23 Food
24 Golf Golf Golf is a club and ball sport in which players use various clubs to hit balls into a series of holes from a range of 80 to 600 yards on a course in as few strokes as possible.
25 Disney Channel Disney Channel

If we're talking aboot 6 years ago then I'd be happy to chat aboot all the cool shows and people Demi, Selena, Miley, Jonas Brothers & all the older one too Shows like Zoey 101, Life with Derek, Lizzie McGuire, Kim possible, Suite life with Zack & Cody, that's so Raven, The proud family, HSM, Camp Rock, All the Mickey mouse stuff & other things. that was the best era. Anything past 6 years ago is in my view crap. - Curti2594

26 Winning Gambling Bets

Always dull to hear about someone's winning bet unless it's a big win. Comes to think of it, taking about near misses is just as bad.. maybe just talk about MDF

27 Tough childhoods
28 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.
29 TV Shows

T.V. shows are nice thing to chat about to be honest...
well, unless that one T.V. nerd in your class starts the 1000000 facts about that show

30 Tennis Tennis Tennis is a racket sport that can be played individually against a single opponent or between two teams of two players each.

No the trick is you don't talk aboot this sport you just grunt instead. - Curti2594

31 MDF Woodworking
32 Macro Economics
33 Gas Prices
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