Top 10 Fictional Characters that Most-Hilariously Are the Most Pathetic Ones in Generally Pathetic Groups of Characters

The Top Ten

  1. James (the most pathetic member of the Team Rocket Trio) - Pokémon: The Animated Series

    To put it mildly, the fact that this guy somehow manages to be even more of a pathetic joke than the lives that Jessie and Meowth have been forced to endure, having in their backstories, is hilariously impressive. Basically:

    Meowth got completely thrown away by his own parents, got beaten and abused quite nearly to death by an incredibly large number of the people that he met, and was so poor that he ended up having to steal basically all of "his" food in order to survive.

    While all of those things were happening to him, he got basically no proper education other than the self-teaching that he did in order to teach himself how to walk and talk like humans. Then, he showed his new ability to do so to the immensely ungrateful Meowzie, who is so vain that she downright sadistically insulted and rejected him for the fact that he had caused himself to look less similar to her by causing himself to become more human-like.

    Due to the fact that Meowzie's jaw-droppingly abusive treatment of him had caused him to catch the total disease that her greediness was, Meowth then decided to join Team Rocket just to finally become rich enough to be able to impress her. As for Jessie, let's just say that she lost her mother while still being a little kid in the process and then ended up having to eat snow due to the fact that the foster home that she had gotten sent to contained a completely pathetically small amount of food and money.

    James, on the other hand, "grew up" in an absurdly luxurious mansion and often is both significantly less intelligent and significantly more prone to screaming, crying, whining, and wearing utterly ridiculous-looking costumes when compared to Jessie and Meowth due to the fact that he did so.

    "I don't think that I am tough enough to be a woman!" - James

  2. Emo Dandy (the most pathetic version of Dandy) - Space Dandy

    Emo Dandy: Just imagine how much my life sucks. I'm stuck with sidekicks who are a scary-looking guy that I can't understand the native language of and a sickly old codger who wears a pink unitard and pretends that he is a robot. I WANNA DIE.

    QT: If this guy wants to die, then why is he drinking nutritional drinks? That's kind of hypocritical if you ask me.

  3. Squidward (the most pathetic member of the show's main character cast) - SpongeBob SquarePants

    Squidward Tentacles is a fictional character voiced by actor Rodger Bumpass in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants.

    Squidward has a very abrasive attitude, often wanting to be left alone, and he displays a misanthropic nature. He prefers solitude and enjoys playing the... read more

    SpongeBob has so much talent that he would probably become the greatest artist on his show if he decided to put actual effort into his life instead of just being a fry cook.

    Patrick is... well, Patrick.

    Sandy wastes nearly all of her talent on studying incredibly useless subjects and has an ego so big that she has nearly drowned herself just to stroke it.

    Mr. Krabs is a fat and grumpy jerk whose sole purpose in life is collecting money.

    Plankton has the natural ability to sneak into the brains of other characters and take control of their bodies due to his small size, but he is so incompetent that he makes this ability almost completely useless.

    Squidward has a hilariously small amount of actual talent and is generally a "middle-class" person who isn't famous at all, despite constantly acting like an amazingly rich and talented celebrity.

    In summary, Squidward is the only one of these characters who completely lies about who he is. He also exhibits suicidal tendencies and is generally seen as a total joke.

  4. Dan Hibiki (the most pathetic member of the bottom tier in Street Fighter's storyline) - Street Fighter

    Dan Hibiki is a playable character from Capcom's Street Fighter fighting game franchise. He was introduced in Street Fighter Alpha as a parody of characters from rival fighting games. Despite his intentionally weak moveset, Dan has become a fan-favorite for his over-the-top personality and comic appeal... read more

  5. Neo Cortex (the most pathetic of Crash Bandicoot's main villains) - Crash Bandicoot

    Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex is the main antagonist of the Crash Bandicoot game series. He is depicted as a mad scientist who seeks world domination through genetic experimentation and the creation of superweapons. Cortex has appeared in most entries in the series since its debut in 1996.

    He might not be the weakest one of them as a boss, but he definitely is the most cowardly one of them as a character.

  6. Chuck (the most pathetic member of the show's main character cast) - Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

  7. The Condiment King (the most pathetic of Batman's weakest and worst villains) - Batman: The Animated Series

  8. Sponge (the most pathetic fan-made re-colored version of Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi) - Mario's Mystery Meat

    His main superpower is "super crying," and Vine Rizon even tells him that he is lonely, sad, and worthless. Also, the quest that he goes on in MMM is a completely pointless one from which he gets nothing.

  9. Twelve (the most pathetic member of the bottom tier in Street Fighter's gameplay) - Street Fighter III: Third Strike

    Despite how much of a terrifying monster he is in Third Strike's storyline, its gameplay's version of him is a total punching bag whose fighting style is an even more total mess that almost causes Dan Hibiki's fighting style to look like an amazing one.

  10. Toiletnator (the most pathetic of all the villains in Kids Next Door) - Codename: Kids Next Door

    He's literally the laughing stock among the Kids Next Door villains.

    11. The Newcomers
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    Piper Hart (the most pathetic member of the show's main character cast) - Henry Danger

  12. ?

    Justin Russo (the most pathetic member of the show's main character cast) - Wizards of Waverly Place

    13. The Contenders

  13. The Amoeba Boys (the most pathetic of all the villains in Townsville) - The Powerpuff Girls

  14. CD-i Ganon (the most pathetic version of Link, Zelda, and Ganon in the game) - Link: The Faces of Evil

  15. Eggman (the most pathetic of Sonic the Hedgehog's main villains) - Sonic the Hedgehog

  16. Abraham Lincoln (the most pathetic of the show's clones) - Clone High

  17. Team Rocket's Meowth (the most pathetic of the franchise's Meowths) - Pokémon

  18. Goomba (the most pathetic of the franchise's main enemy characters) - Super Mario

    Goombas, known in Japan as Kuribō, are a species of sentient, mushroom-like creatures in Nintendo's Mario franchise. They first appeared in the game Super Mario Bros., released in 1985. Goombas are among the most common enemies in the series and are usually defeated by being jumped on.

  19. Zim (the most pathetic member of the show's main character cast) - Invader Zim

  20. Ren (even more pathetic than Stimpy) - The Ren & Stimpy Show

  21. Scudworth (the most pathetic member of the show's main character cast) - Clone High

  22. Waluigi (the most pathetic of the franchise's non-fan-made knock-offs of its characters) - Super Mario

  23. Robbie Rotten (the most pathetic member of the show's main character cast) - LazyTown

  24. Joey Rooney (the most pathetic member of the show's main character cast) - Liv and Maddie

  25. Tinky Winky (the most pathetic member of the show's main character cast) - Teletubbies

  26. Dez (the most pathetic member of the show's main character cast) - Austin & Ally

  27. Spencer (the most pathetic member of the show's main character cast) - iCarly

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