Top Ten Most Inappropriate Children's Books

The Top Ten
1 Who Cares About Disabled People

This book is about why you should care about disabled people. I'm sure its still a terrible book with a seriously misleading title, but I guess the intentions were there?

I have an incredibly important question: how in the actual hell did they even manage to get all of these books published?

All of these books actually exist?! Who would write such books! I would be willing to burn them Nazi-style, and I hate Nazis!

2 Polly Paints a Penis

Love this book? Then make sure you don't miss out on the long awaited sequel joining her sister in... Dolly draws a D***!

Hang on is this an adult picture book? They are around now.

Drax (Guardians of the Galaxy): Did she make a penis?

3 Who Cares about Elderly People?

The whole point of this book is TEACHING people to actually care. Do you guys have any brains?

This is not right, elderly people are nice, some of them can be rude too, one was rude to me once

4 Maggie Goes On a Diet

Well, I haven't read it, but if it says that then it gets my vote. I wish that kind of thing wasn't still around...

Does it really say "only thin people succeed"? That's an insult to fat people.

It says only thin people can succeed.

5 My Beautiful Mommy

The title sounds like an embracing of incest. And the kid looks like he has an Oedipus complex.

6 Go the F**k to Sleep

I actually listened to this on YouTube. It's weird and great and yet still technically inappropriate. I'd buy this book, but not for my sister or any child.

What the heck! And this is supposed to be a children's book. Now I know why our generation is messed up.

I would read this to children, that sounds like an awesome book!

7 Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad

Do kids even know what drinking is before 8?

This is why the moms are so rude and talk trash about their children on those dumb mom websites

8 Children Are No Match for Fire

OK, this may be a messes up book, but I'll admit the title made me laugh a little.

It sounds terrible but the title is so wrong it's kinda funny.

This sorta made me laugh. But yeah it sounds awful

9 Good-Bye Testicles

What? How do you say "goodbye" to testicles?

What is wrong with authors these days...

10 The Night Dad Went to Jail: What to Expect When Someone You Love Goes to Jail

Really. Since when do you expect a guide on how to deal with your emotions when Mummy went to jail?

Nah, I think with the USA's incarceration rate, this is probably appropriate.

What did dad do. Is the question

The Contenders
11 Feelings and How to Destroy Them

The book for evil and demented children.

Finally, a book for people like me.

12 I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much
13 No, David!

Damn, David must be one hell of a trouble maker.

I used to read this book as a kid, I remember a page where he was running outside naked the page after he took a bath and overflowed the tub

Kid streaks and his butt is exposed.

14 Why is Mommy Moaning?

Please tell me this isn't about what I think it is...

Because she's giving you a brother.

15 The Loneliest Ho In the World
16 All My Friends are Dead

Maker of the list: this book is inappropriate
Me, a dinosaur fan: sees dinosaur of book cover
Also me: I like dinosaurs. That book had one on the cover. And that book is inappropriate... o still like dinosaurs

That sounds way too depressing!

17 You Can't Be an Astronaut: It's Just Not Realistic

Well I want to be an astronaut when I grow up so screw you author of this book

18 Sex is a Funny Word

I saw this book at my library in the KIDS section. My 10yo sister pointed it out at the time she didn't know about s3x.

19 Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front

I must say it is pretty funny though.

20 Where Willy Went
21 You're Too Fat to Be a Ballerina
22 My Big Sister Takes Drugs
23 Mommie's Hot, You're Not

I hope you mean hot as in boiling. Worst

What to say to someone bullying you.

24 Harpo's Horrible Secret

This is quite dark for a kids book.

25 Flowers are Pretty, but We'd Make More Money Growing Pot
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