1 "That place is sealed up tighter than Togami's butt!" - Makoto Naegi
You talking from experience or...?
No. You shouldn't know that.
Wait, how'd he know that..?
How do you know that Makoto wait no I take it back please stop oh god
2 "If you were penetrated by something that big and thick, you would die instantly!" - Sonia Nevermind
3 "Don't put me on the same level as that VIRGIN! I might...catch...his VIRGINITY!" - Hifumi Yamada
This is the most Miu thing ever and it wasn't even said by Miu.
Thanks hifumi very cool
4 "For a few years now, it has been Ibuki's dream to make a statue of her bewbs made out of cookies!" - Ibuki Mioda
Who doesn't love that quote? It's just-
Three cheers for life goals.
This. This is why I kin her.
5 "It appears it's just as Miss Sonia said...I'm just a PEST...no, I'm not just a pest, I'm a total f****** PIG...ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MISS SONIA?! IF I'M A F****** PIG, YOU CAN SAY SO!!" - Kazuichi Souda
I couldn't listen to this. It broke my heart
"Ambition makes you look pretty ugly; creepy Sonia-stalking little PIGGY"
Yes, yes you are Kazuichi.
Oh God I love that simp.
6 "You are but one individual plankton drifting through a vast ocean...try as you might, you're naught but the tiniest, most inconsequential of existences." - Byakuya Togami
7 "I'M sorry, I didn't quite CATCH all that...AHH, SAY IT ONE MORE TIME...I NEED TO RECORD IT...FOR REASSSONNNS...." - Kazuichi Souda
8 "Monokuma has some fine, FINE birthing hips, dude! I'd just LOVE to tap that fluffy round a**!" - Monokuma
Self-love is important, I suppose...?
9 “Hey, do robots have dicks?” - Kokichi Oma
Hey, do robots have D I C K S ?
I found my senior quote
I don't know, ask Miu.
10 "AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!" - Teruteru Hanamura
The first time I heard him say this, I thought he said Apple of Eve. Naturally, I thought of juice boxes.
YES! One of my favorite Teruteru moments. His accent was the best!
11 “This entire discussion is completely idiotic.” -Byakuya Togami
Reddit be like
I mean, agreed.
12 "No human language can describe the disappointment I'm feeling right now." - Kyoko Kirigiri
Kirigiri wow. Kirigiri is now describing the undertale fandom. Kirigiri be like in not human language "egdethceryhswwrteqwrygdqwr! " DISAPPOINT
Just spitting facts
I'm using this now
I use this a lot.
13 Holy s**t, I love boats - Izuru Kamakura
I love boats too izuru. Me too
Holy ship, I love boats!
Izuru x boats pass on.
Me too Izuru, Me too
14 "Well, I was always taught that if you had bad penmanship, a ghost would come and haunt you." - Yasuhiro Hagakure
15 Yeah, but disappointment varies depending on the person, Ibuki associates it with department store rooftops." - Ibuki Mioda
Correct. I love Ibuki. She's amazing-
16 "This is amazing, Hajime! What an impressive display of harassment! Even I'm about to lose sight of hope in the presence of that item!" - Nagito Komaeda
Not cool, Hajime. Not cool.
Not very manly Hajime
-Claps in red hair-
17 It's a lie! - Kokichi Oma
I love kokichi
18 "Don'tcha know?! Me and balls are the best of friends!" - Miu Iruma
So your friends with two circles on a dick? interesting, Miu, interesting...
19 I hate liars! Liar, liar, pants on fire! - Kokichi Oma
Have you looked in a mirror recently Kokichi?
Hypocrite... anyways I love him.
Have you looked into a mirror?
You're one to talk..
20 "She's not busty, she's BUSTED...for having some fake-a** tiddies!" - Genocider Syo
21 "Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!" - Ibuki Mioda
Ibuki is best girl okay
It's slippery when wet...
Ibuki is best girl.
Ibuki, marry me.
22 "O-Omigod! Miu actually said something smart!" - Kokichi Oma
Underrated, but amazing
Yes. Miu is smart.
23 "Do you want to die?" - Maki Harukawa
Thank you maki, you have truly inspired me. I still use this quote against everyone I know to this day.
If its by you then yes.
24 "Gentlemen not chuck dead bodies!" - Gonta Gokuhara
I don't even remember Gonta saying this, but it's funny.
Good boy, Gonta! -pets and hugs-
A Killing Game is the only place you can say this without seeming like an absolute lunatic
25 "I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid! Stupid stupid stupid! Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid!!!" - Leon Kuwata