Top 10 Danganronpa Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "Don't put me on the same level as that VIRGIN! I might...catch...his VIRGINITY!" - Hifumi Yamada

yes

2 "That place is sealed up tighter than Togami's butt!" - Makoto Naegi

best

"Ha, GAAAYYY" - Community - xandermartin98

3 "It appears it's just as Miss Sonia said...I'm just a PEST...no, I'm not just a pest, I'm a total f****** PIG...ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MISS SONIA?! IF I'M A F****** PIG, YOU CAN SAY SO!!" - Kazuichi Souda

"Ambition makes you look pretty ugly; creepy Sonia-stalking little PIGGY" - xandermartin98

Also parodied by Filburt in the Rocko fanfic "Filburt's Postmodern Wife" - xandermartin98

Sonia: No, I believe you gave your all!

Kazuichi: HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU TEASING ME ANYMORE?!? - xandermartin98

4 "For a few years now, it has been Ibuki's dream to make a statue of her bewbs made out of cookies!" - Ibuki Mioda

Three cheers for life goals. - OPZoroark

5 "If you were penetrated by something that big and thick, you would die instantly!" - Sonia Nevermind
6 "You are but one individual plankton drifting through a vast ocean...try as you might, you're naught but the tiniest, most inconsequential of existences." - Byakuya Togami
7 "Monokuma has some fine, FINE birthing hips, dude! I'd just LOVE to tap that fluffy round a**!" - Monokuma

Oh, Monokuma! - listotaku17

8 "I'M sorry, I didn't quite CATCH all that...AHH, SAY IT ONE MORE TIME...I NEED TO RECORD IT...FOR REASSSONNNS...." - Kazuichi Souda

"Hey, BASTARD, you'd better CUT IT OUT! " - xandermartin98

9 "AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!" - Teruteru Hanamura

Where's the leak, ma'am? - xandermartin98

Teruteru’s only redeeming quality: saying “AVRIL LAVINGE”

10 “This entire discussion is completely idiotic.” -Byakuya Togami

Most Reddit threads in a nutshell - xandermartin98

The Newcomers

? I will kill you in the name of deliciousness - Sonosuke Izayoi

The Contenders

11 "Well, I was always taught that if you had bad penmanship, a ghost would come and haunt you." - Yasuhiro Hagakure
12 "This is amazing, Hajime! What an impressive display of harassment! Even I'm about to lose sight of hope in the presence of that item!" - Nagito Komaeda

PLEASE let me stick it in your butt - xandermartin98

13 Yeah, but disappointment varies depending on the person, Ibuki associates it with department store rooftops." - Ibuki Mioda

...Why? - OPZoroark

14 "No human language can describe the disappointment I'm feeling right now." - Kyoko Kirigiri
15 "Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!" - Ibuki Mioda

Ibuki has some of the greatest quotes ever - kempokid

16 "Don'tcha know?! Me and balls are the best of friends!" - Miu Iruma
17 “Hey, do robots have dicks?” - Kokichi Oma

YES

He asked the question that others were too afraid to ask. "👌

18 "She's not busty, she's BUSTED...for having some fake-a** tiddies!" - Genocider Syo
19 "A lack of adaptability...is a lack of survivability. Survival is not based on who is the strongest or the smartest. It comes down to who can adapt." - Celeste
20 "PLEASE give me another copy of Danganronpa 2, starring the modern-day sex symbol, MONOKUMA!" - Monokuma
21 "INFINITY UNLIMITED FLAME!" - Gundham Tanaka

One of the most badass things Gundham's ever said.

22 "Goodbye" - Kyoko Kirigiri

Gave me chills

23 "What's the point of living if you're just waiting until you finally die?" - Gundham Tanaka
24 Holy s**t, I love boats - Izuru Kamakura
25 "I don't disagree with not disagreeing" - Genocider Syo
26 "I may have been held back three times, but that doesn't make me stupid!" - Yasuhiro Hagakure
27 "It must be a newly evolved SPECIES of ghost!" - Yasuhiro Hagakure

"Is there an END to your stupidity? " - xandermartin98

28 "Ah, that's literally ALL I need in order to sustain myself...simply breathing in the carbon dioxide that Master Byakuya exhales..." - Genocider Syo
29 Fapsauce!? - Genocide Jill
30 "Do you want to die?" - Maki Harukawa
31 "Gentlemen not chuck dead bodies!" - Gonta Gokuhara
32 "I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid! Stupid stupid stupid! Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid!!!" - Leon Kuwata
33 "Like Schubert, Bach, Edison, Van Gogh, Perez, and Senna...I, too, am an awesome musician!" - Ibuki Mioda
34 "No problem is solved by running away. Find your stones and be a man." - Byakuya Togami
35 "I would never kill for a reason as petty as mere survival!" - Genocider Syo
36 "Would an Italian chef suddenly start making ramen, just because they're both noodles? Don't be stupid!" - Genocider Syo
37 "I wasn't about to die for some woman! If I'm gonna go down, I want it to be for killing Master!" - Genocider Syo
38 "I-It's a ghost! Buddha and sweet baby Jesus, save me!" - Yasuhiro Hagakure
39 "I'm strong against women and children, but not women and children that seem strong..." - Yasuhiro Hagakure

Probably my favourite quote from the first game - kempokid

40 "Defecating in my pants would shame me as a MAAANNN!!" - Nekomaru Nidai
41 "Ugh, my CHEST itches...I wish I could scratch it RAWWW...reach inside and...scrape my NAAAILLLS ON ITTT..." - Jataro Kemuri

(cue Junk Food For A Dashing Youth) - xandermartin98

42 So I’m a ghost? Interesting... - Kyoko

One of the best white noises in the first game.

43 "O-Omigod! Miu actually said something smart!" - Kokichi Oma

Roasted

44 "If you're lying, I'll set your pants on fire!" - Himiko Yumena
45 "Taylor Swift!" - Teruteru Hanamura
46 "I'm so proud of you... You made friends with real people...not maps..." - Himiko Yumeno
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Top Remixes

1. "If you were penetrated by something that big and thick, you would die instantly!" - Sonia Nevermind
2. "I'M sorry, I didn't quite CATCH all that...AHH, SAY IT ONE MORE TIME...I NEED TO RECORD IT...FOR REASSSONNNS...." - Kazuichi Souda
3. "That place is sealed up tighter than Togami's butt!" - Makoto Naegi
OPZoroark
1. "It appears it's just as Miss Sonia said...I'm just a PEST...no, I'm not just a pest, I'm a total f****** PIG...ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MISS SONIA?! IF I'M A F****** PIG, YOU CAN SAY SO!!" - Kazuichi Souda
2. "You are but one individual plankton drifting through a vast ocean...try as you might, you're naught but the tiniest, most inconsequential of existences." - Byakuya Togami
3. "Don't put me on the same level as that VIRGIN! I might...catch...his VIRGINITY!" - Hifumi Yamada
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