Dumbest Yahoo! Answers Questions
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Jesus He died for all humans and got the human race be able to reconcile to God the Father.
Wait, it isn't obvious? Dang
Jesus saved us. This is incomparable. Oh, wait. Let's make a list of reasons why Jesus is better than Justin Bieber!
Jesus Christ, I'm agnostic but how would an awful singer be compared to a God - RoseCandyMusicV 38 Comments
Yes, you go in the ocean go underwater and say I'm a pretty, pretty mermaid and say it how many times you need to. - funnyuser
Say. I want to really be a mermaid to in front of your goldfish. Or get a MASSIVE fish, cut off the bottom, cut your legs off, and put the bottom fish part of you (this is sad). - floridiancat
Yes, first you find a pretty pretty Pegasus, marry it, then go into a deep ocean and say "I'm a pretty pretty mermaid! " And see what happens. Ariel shall come if Ursula doesn't eat you first. - Magenta_Flame
Yes I'm a mermaid - RoseCandyMusicV 12 Comments
Did you fall onto a vagina. repeatedly?
Not if you fall onto a penis or onto a vagina or butthole no - gunginos
Damn, I really did wonder this is when I was a kid... I might've even had stumbled upon the original question on yahoo...
Short answer; no. - keycha1n
If you fall in love you will lose your virginity - RoseCandyMusicV 10 Comments
I'll answer that question when you stop shouting at me. - swagmaster97
WHAT ARE YOU talking abouT? SORRY FOR THIs because my CAPS lOck keeP GETTING Stuck and there's NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT it!
Arrow, that point down on your keyboard
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOWV 23 Comments
Why are you asking? Oh. I bet you just forgot all about 9/11.
Yes, my brother was a kamikaze I was supposed to go with him but I overslept, everyone got mad at me but in 2017 I'll crash into the new tower but yes it's in New Zealand, but no worries no one cares anymore it's been 15 years.
Naw...Osama moved the twin tower to Afghanistan - CerealGuy
No - RoseCandyMusicV 6 Comments
Justin beiber's fans are so dumb... Laugh out loud
I'm laughing way too hard. Who asks these types of questions? What has this world even come to? I really hope that question was a prank!
Curiosity killed the cat.
poopV 6 Comments
His mother banned him from using Facebook otherwise all of his plans would be out
He used to before it went mainstream
Because Facebook was created by Jews. - LordOfTheOnionRings
Because Hitler is shy - RoseCandyMusicV 9 Comments
Please don't be the person to kill my faith in humanity.
It's the reverse you idiots... And Justin couldn't even try to match the greatness of John, Paul, George, and Ringo. - Pony
You are the definition of stupid.
Because I don't know - RoseCandyMusicV 12 Comments
No, you're a majestic unicorn who farts rainbows - kaitlynrad11
No. Your a person who doesn't know if you are a human or not.
No you are a secret unicorn that pukes sparkles and rainbows that also farts magical gnomes. - Magenta_Flame
No you're a goat - RoseCandyMusicV 26 Comments
Did you adopt your parents?
What you kept it a secret?...your parents are going to be mad if they get to know this
If you are sure 100 % adopted.. How did you know if someone didn't tell you were actually adopted? Dumbass
Yes your parents didn't know that - RoseCandyMusicV 9 Comments
That's actually really funny.
It depends on whether or not you are in love with a unicorn of course it's basic logic
I drank expired poison and I became a soda bottle. - floridiancat
It taste better - RoseCandyMusicV 7 Comments
I understand what this question means. It's not stupid just random. It means like, is it just called 'Yahoo Answers' because it contains answers or is it called 'Yahoo Answers' as in yahoo answers your question. Do you understand
You have to solve the equation first yahoo answers-yahoo answers equals 0 to the power of 6 so the answer is yahoo questions
Of course the answer is W.
I think its Yahoo Answers - TristGamerV 13 Comments
I don't think its illegal if you name your dog anything but its illegal if you name it donald trump sweetheart
I don't know. Are you guilty of this terrible crime?
No but its illegal to name a movie after a dog, (Beethoven, I'm looking at you).
I don't know - RoseCandyMusicV 6 Comments
Hey! I'm Bill Cipher! Wanna learn about the MULTIVERSE?
Yes. They will invade Earth in 2080 but will be completely harmless because they are allergic to water.
Yeah they are and we just caught one its you
Yep - RoseCandyMusicV 4 Comments
Could it be the operator?
Just kill the mouse, It's family won't get revenge on you, helpless mouses. - funnyuser
God you people are stupid! Mouses are only on this world to eat cheese! Not control a computer!
I would ask Bill Gates for more info. - AL9JLV 7 Comments
I know the solution to your problem. I had this same problem as you a few years ago. It is simple really, all you have to do is follow a few steps: Make sure you have some towels nearby, as this might get a little messy. First, stick a pencil inside a strawberry and throw it at a wall. Then, take a lemon and put it on your forehead for 3 hours without moving. At this point you should start noticing some tusks forming. After that, you are going to want to grab one of your towels and wrap it around a squirrel with some whipped cream inside of it. Then, take a toaster and put your hand inside of it. Don't start it, because you could seriously hurt yourself, and we don't want that. Now, grab a rusty nail and step on it. Don't scream, you will have to start over. And we don't want that. We all want you to be "a greatest walrus". Don't worry, you will become a full walrus by next week. Have fun!
How is this a dumb question? This is a great question!
I think John Lennon asked this question. - MontyPython
Eat 1000 pounds of cake, then 300 more pounds. Then take some kitchen knives and stick em up your butt. Then you'll eventually crap out the words SCREW YOU! Then mutate so your penis goes on the wrong side. Then take a tire and put it on your head. Don't worry we are almost done. Hit yourself in the face with a hammer for 3 hours. Once you've done that sit in an electric chair for five hours. take a knife, and gouge your eyes out. Once u have your eyes shove em down your throat. And now for the final touch, jump off a cliff head first. Now you should be the greatest walrus. (You should look like this:💀)V 13 Comments
In mesa Arizona that would make you the chief of police
This is funny... But so true
That's how you get a 'get out of jail free' card in Monopoly. - swagmaster97
Only if you bring them coffee with itV 13 Comments
Only if they guy gets friendzoned - Yatagarasu
Yes - RoseCandyMusic
No they have to be BFF4L and to do that they need to surf on Pizza-Shaped Pieces of wood and then do a barrel roll. But fairy dust under your pillow tonight while putting a fork on your nighttand (any kind) then put any meat (or tofu as an alternitive, you can also use honey with chedder cheeze in it if you don't have meat or your a vegetarian) then slap a wall with a glove and say: BFF4L BFF4L be my BFF4L. I hope were friends by sunrise" 21-30 times (the more you say it ((even over 30,)) the more of a possability it'll work, and if it dose, youll be BBBFFF4LLL! I wish you the bet of luck ^-^
Only if they are wizards then they can make you smarter
This is a bad answer
The answer is yes and no. There is a country called america and there are two continents called North America and South America. Coincidentally, the country called america is in the continent called North America.
America is a city on the planet America.
No, The Americas are continents. And the country we live in is called the United States
This question is actually pretty confusingV 13 Comments
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