Top Ten Epic Rap Battles of History
The Top Ten
You need to wash up dog, here step in my shower!
Probably the two best characters in the whole series battling against each other with funny lyrics, good acting, and an actual winner, as Darth Vader froze Hitler. - booklover1
Peter and Lloyd are the kings of epic rap battles I wish they could share their ideas with me I love the Epic Rap Battles of History channel
Worst person of the real world vs the worst person of fictionV 29 Comments
The beat is really catchy and they say such clever things
You blow, jobs! You arrogant prick, with your second hand jeans and your turtleneck Ill drill a hole in then middle of your bony head with you own little spinning beach ball of death! Hippy! You got given up a birth. I give away your net worth to AiDS research! Combine all your little toys and I still crush that. iPhone? IPad? I own, I smack!
I spent about 10 minutes trying to decide between this one and Albert vs Stephen.
I think it was HALs portion that made me pick this one. The line 'I'm sorry Bill, I can't let you do that' sounds too awesome in that voice.
I'm sorry, but Hal 9000 rapping is just to awesomeV 19 Comments
I nearly know all the words to this rap battle. Every time I talk to my mate and my sister about epic rap battles of history they sit there singing
"There are 10, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 particles in the universe that we can observe, yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into 1 NERD! "
"There are ten million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe,
You're mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. "
I'm the giant who's shoulders you would've stood on - if you could stand! I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand!
We need part two! They're both in heaven and should start again!
Also a coincidence: Stephen died on Einstien's birthday...
IS THIS A FINALE OR WHAT?!
First off, the costumes. Pretty darn accurate, if you ask me.
Next, the lines and flow. JUST YES! Don't believe me? One word: Gorbachev.
Now, the beats. Great, greater and greatest.
And of course... Pewdiepie as Baryshnikov. All of my yes.
This, without a doubt, put the EPIC in Epic Rap Battles Of History.
Also, Gorbachev won. Putin was close, but Gorbachev just took the victory first.
Even though I don't know all of the people that star in the rap battle, I really enjoyed it! The costumes were amazing (I'm looking at you, Stalin), the raps were hilarious ("If your name ends with in, time to get out! ") and (You two need yoga... You need a shower! "), and it was overall a great ending to a great season. I especially enjoyed them all dancing at the end!
This must be the best one of them all, most power behind the words, clever lyrics and interesting personas of history. I think nicepeter did a great job of portraying the spirit I imagine Lenin had during the revolution, the conviction is just awesome. Regarding the lyrics especially the birth of Marx and birthmarks part is quite clever. I think Putin could have been done a bit more clever though.
If your name end with IN, time to get OUT!V 35 Comments
Superb use of a director's movies as disses. And 5 rappers!
Come on. Longest Video Ever so far for a reason. The rhymes are so good, they didn't want to stop.
The best of Season 4 (so far). And probably my most favorite one of them all.
"It's all about mother ****ing money! ”
So true, just ask Disney.
Just for the line: "Let me be frank. Don't start beef with the Frank who hangs with B. Franks giving ladies beef franks!
Don't make Nietzsche come over there and put a knee up in your chi.
The best one. Second is probably the directors one.
Philosphers arguing? commonV 7 Comments
Sometimes both sides on't sound very good, sometimes there's one who's bad and one who's good, but very rarely are both sides good enough for it to be hard to decide who one. There are a lot of battles like this where there's one character who we're clearly supposed to be rooting for, such as Amadeus, because he is held in a higher regard and rooting for his parody character will make you sound more intelligent. On this one however you have to give credit to both sides and even if you picked one you can't say the other was bad.
Mozart won. It was a good rap battle, and I like the feature of autotune and dubstep on Skrillex's side. Made him stand out more than he usually does.
Not only are the rhymes good, but the beat deserves much more credit, particularly the instrumental one when Mozart starts rapping (there's a sentence you wouldn't understand out of context! ) - keycha1n
Why don’t you but down that cubass and pick up a really bow I rocked harder than you when I was five years old 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱V 15 Comments
This one should be number 1 on this list the wright brothers checked the Mario brothers saying we stay up all night playing donkey kong
Like Pow how you like my now like flames out of mouth like are names were bowser
This is my favorite because Rhett and Link guest starred in it.
The best but I honestly think Dr suess vs william shakespear
is better then this song
How does this not have voters? Watsky is a dude...
The entire concept is just hilarious, but then the execution was so cleverly done it's easily among the best of these if not the very best.
Hands down the best beat/ melody of any of the rap battles! Watsky's fast rapping definitely solidifies this as the best one.
I bet you wrote the twilight books too! - TacocheeseV 12 Comments
Lecter's lines were so good! "Jack, you're a classic megalomaniac, you didn't mention me once in your entire battle rap! " "Barney take me back to solitary confinement, because this dirty little lamb has just been silenced"
This may not be the best overall, but it's the best of Season 4 so far and is in my personal top ten. Great match-up, with Hannibal dishing out some of the cleverest insults of the entire series and the beat itself is bad-ass.
I voted for Edison vs Tesla, but I gotta give props and hope for this one to get up there too. This one was great! Mostly because of the addition of Dan Bull. - higgsboson2142
I liked the beat of this and the cleverness of the lines! I think this is the best one with Jack getting the winV 10 Comments
I watched it a month ago and I still haven't decided who won. Poe was killing him with fast rapping, but King was hitting him hard with his rhymes. My jaw literally dropped at how awesome this was.
Easily the best battle in regards to lyrics and skill, in my opinion.
The ones below this one will always have less, never more.
ERB + Watsky = awesome!
This one is easily the best.
"You got the momma jeans, and a mister fantastic face - so rich and white it's like I'm runnin' against a cheesecake"
SAVAGE. SO SAVAGE. - keycha1n
Although I didn't vote for this, Obama definitely has the best one-liner in the history of the show
Republicans need a puppet fit it, got your hand so far up rear, they call you mitt
The part where Lincoln came in was the best.
YOU! I WANNA LIKE YOU! don't TALK ABOUT CHANGE JUST DO IT! I FOUGHT FOR WHAT WAS ON MY BRAIN UNTIL A BULLET WENT THROUGH IT!
AND YOU,MONEY BAGS YOUR A PANCAKE YOUR FLIP FLOPPITY! It's A COUNTRY! NOT A COMPANY! YOU CAN PLAY LIKE MONOPOLY!
"I didn't lose any chocolate. I just added vanilla! " lol
It's definitely a good one, but Elvis Presley won, everyone thinks Michael Jackson won because they don't get the jokes that Elvis made. "Your daddy beat gold records outta ya like alchemy." That won it for me. - BlazenSpirit
Loved this one! Awesome stuff
Moonwalks away - Manowar9V 8 Comments
Not top ten? I'm horrified by the state of the internet. But seriously, all you losers can kiss my ass. But you'd have to wait in line.
Your Freddie Mercury. Should be Freddie Uranus.
I think it should be at least at the top 5
Frank and Freddie OTP - One True Punchdown!V 7 Comments
Even though it's a finale that's dauntingly short, the artists portion of this battle is one of my favorites ever.
It's beat is extremely catchy and the artist portion of the battle is great.
I wish this could be longer! I LOVE TMNT and the Artist (although I do think that the Artists pulled off a win there).
First one I ever saw so its gotta be my favouriteV 11 Comments
The line "I will shoot your moon boots straight up your poop shoot," gets me every time! Bonaparte is something straight out of Monty Python and Dynamite proves a very worthy adversary! Great rhymes and rhythms on both parts!
Good background music that suits the theme of both rappers in a crossover rap battle
You're the only Dynamite that is never going to bang :/
Some well-made linesV 5 Comments
Although the most recent, the beat is one of the most well done of the entire series. The burns and disses were straight fire, and I can't believe that this is number 47. Loved it!
Boba Fett won because of his last line, Deadpool was winning the first part but Boba Fett won it.
Best one for clash! There wasn't a single line that lacked straight fire!
One of my favorites! Deadpool so won! Here are his lyrics:
Oh, is it me? Well, here's my first issue:
I barely even know enough about you to diss you!
But do you guys honestly think that I would screw this feud up
And lose to the dude a huge toothy cootchie chewed up?!
That's bananas! I do damage when I brandish my katanas!
Man, I'll slice you up then vanish in my lady bug pajamas!
I'm one of a kind; you're a xerox of your papa,
Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba!
I'm tight; you're mad baggy! I'm toned; you're so flappy!
Mad 'cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy!
Somebody oughta put a bounty on that cape!
Maybe I'll write a letter and mail it in your face!
Ooooh, what's that? A missile backpack?
Well, I guess you'll be alright if a bird attacks!
Presenting the most overrated character anyone ever saw,
With five lines in the trilogy, and one of them was, "AAAH! "
Who you calling schizophrenic?! ...more
Sherlock Holmes won. Hands down. I don't even think I can play devils advocate on my decision because Holmes owned him through the whole rap. Batman sounded like he smoked three packs of cigarettes then proceed to rap awkwardly after choking on water that went down the wrong way. Batman may have had some awesome lyrics but his presentation of the lyrics were corny. Sherlock Holmes destroyed him.
Both Batman and Sherlock start off okay, but their second verses are among the best ERB verses ever, in my opinion. Batman's verse is so brutal, and Sherlock is insanely clever. This is definitely in my top 5.
Batman:I'll crush your British nuts until they're bangers and mash, I've seen better detective work in tango and Cash
Nice hat... dork. You look like a duck.
I don't know how that made me laugh.
This was the best one by far! Even if it is low on the list it is my opinion!
Raywilliamjohnson as Goku just made this battle even better. I think that in the end Goku would have won as nobody knows what his weakness is whereas Superman has cryptonite. Anyway, Goku's rap was better.
"There's only one way this battle's gonna end, one more Superman who's never gonna walk again." LOL - BlazenSpirit
GOKU won - maloneyscottV 11 Comments
This needs to be at least in the top five actually if you don't mind its just the doctor and I live how he's like now calm down will you everything is going to be fine
Actually if you don't mind its just the doctor. Best line ever
THE BEST. Enough' said
This was the first rap battle I sawV 3 Comments
Mr. Rogers bro I mean really its funny as hell
I hope you don't mind if I rock sneakers till this battles over, so I don't get blood from your ugly face on my panty loafers
Mr Rogers slaughters T
"I'll chop you into 4 black dudes and remake cool runnings"
Clever line, and so so insulting!
Never knew Rogers was such a badass...V 11 Comments
I love the lyrics of the song and I love it. Beethoven destroyed the poor kid
I would smack you, but in Germany, we don't hit little girls!
Bethhoven rocked him up
When's the last time your music got anybody laid?
-Famous last words of Justin Pansy
It's a good rap battle.
This was hands down the most brilliantly written.
This one is the best of all... Great lyrics
The puns are amazing!V 9 Comments
Very funny chuck Norris won he doesn't fight he allows you to loose he doesn't swim water loves to be around him laugh out loud
You may of freed the slaves but chuck is everyone's master
"I'll rip your chest hairs out, put 'em in my mouth. I'll squash you like I squashed the south."
Able Lincoln destroyed Norries,but only because Chuck used his own jokes.V 4 Comments
This is THE BEST hitler vs vader version ever! Boba Fett won it!
Ray William Johnson would be the epitome voice for Donald Duck & Knuckles the Echidna (mainly by the voice of Ray William Johnson himself).
I beat you twice you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse! - Tacocheese
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First: The flow of both rappers is sick, especially Capone's.
Second: This is one of the rap battles with the most historical allusions in it.
Third: Not only does it allude to history, but it alludes to Assassin's Creed! A battle having both historical and pop-cultural references is hard to create. Props to them for that!
Fourth: "You spent time in Alcatraz- I'm sure you were fine if you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope lines." hilarious.
I mean that rat nest beard's trapped so many crumbs this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month.
You ain't a tough guy my kids dress up like you for Halloween
it's a tie - maloneyscottV 3 Comments
As Neil said the universe is infinite but this battle is finished.
Why is this down here? This is one of my best list. Specially when that cosmos host appeared from nowhere... Hilarious...
This was the funniest one and is extremely underrated
See!? This is what happens when you always heck up over how "awesome" the Hitler vs. Vader trilogy is. Someone else's favorite is bound to not make the top 10. I especially loved the moment when Nye did his signature spinning head and Newton rapped out an entire equation.V 3 Comments
Already on the list please remove.
Bruce Lee is the winner
Wayne had epic rhymes and Tony's flow sounded extremely nice
It was cool at the end
The most emotion and the hardest lines.
EpicLLOYD could voice Sonic the Hedgehog & Nice Peter could voice Bomberman.
NiceV 1 Comment
Gandalf kicked his ass and then fed it to a overweight cow named john
The Prophecy never mentioned the day I'd kick your ass back to Gandalf the grey.
Your ass is like gringotts everyone makes a deposit hahaaha
Had great wordplay, and in my opinion is the best battle of season 3 so far.
The beat is beast
Already on the list, please remove.
The lyrics for EAP vs. SK were incredibly clever and Poe had a pretty beast bit (you know which bit I'm referencing to)
Tension rose. Tension blossomed. Every single rhyme I find increasingly bettering as the rap progresses. It's stupendous!
Grace and Hannah rock this battle, this is definitely my favorite based primarily on their parts.
Romeo was so funny plus it is one of the best team battles, much better than the Mario one
The people they chose to play the girls were spot on! Definitely the best
its goodV 2 Comments
The burns in this rap battle was INSANE. You should see how Renegades React reacted to this battle. I have to say that Thor had to take the win in this. Zeus had some dirt on Thor, but nothing compared to what Thor had on Zeus. The Greek mythology just has so many bad things about it that Thor can pick out and slap into his lyrics during the rap against Zeus.
Both Zeus and Thor set the standard for raps in the future, I mean they just leveled the playing field.
The fact that this battle currently sits at #35 is very telling of the "clientele" ERB is forced to cater to. The lyricism, flow, delivery, rhyme schemes and savagery are all second to none here. AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE.
My god, this should be SO much higher. Insanely clever lyrics, unbelievable flow, and a pretty sick beat combine to form what is a Top 5 ERBoH, without a doubt.V 4 Comments
I don't like either of them but Donald completely tore up Hillary. But Abe won anyway
it is lit
Yeah Abe won
You put the Christ out of Christmas and just added more MASS!
When I was high upon the mountain God told me the secrets of the earth but he never mentioned some fat ass papa smurf
Begat deez nuts line alone makes this amazing, Santa takes it for me.
Come on man, show some loveV 10 Comments
The one that started it all. They have some fire in this one and it gives it a more passionate vibe.
John Lennon Won
I hate that everyone says John Lennon won this one. I'm not a Bill O Reilly fan, but in this erb, he won. All of those Beetles references that he mad were pretty clever.
The og rap battle
Honestly Ash has the best opening line ever. Got the highest speed stat, drop raps lightning fast is so good
It's an amazing rap with some good lines..."TB and scarlet fever, gotta catch 'em all! " "But when I Need a weak verse, I choose you! " "If you're looking for the fittest I'm the natural selection! " "Set sail and Galapago-suck on deez! "I'm not Charles Sheen, but I am Darwining! " "It took millions of years for mankind to evolve, now they're hunched over cell phones playing with your balls! " "As hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother"
Amazing - Manowar9
TB and Scarlet fever, Gotta catch em all
You couldn't break a piece of balsa, slap chop your face make a double chin salsa, if you look closely, you can see (Free gift if you order more than you need)
Ill craft a lyrical coffin and spit the nails in, call me arthur miller son, cause its death of a salseman!
Brilliant battle, and the most clean one in the series, with a total of 0 swears! A funky beat, great insults, and I laugh every time Kermit raps, but I love this battle because of Walt Disney's cameo at the end! Brilliant, and way to make Disney look like a house of torture and insanity!
I loved the way they put all the little cameos into their raps, and the psychological meaning it had with Walt and Stan mentioning Jim's death at an early age. Yet aside from that the lyrics were genius. By far my #1.
This is hands down the best one in the whole series and it gave us the grim reminder that one day Disney will own everything
I think this one is the best. - 445956V 7 Comments
The wordplay in this one is some of their best writing. The only problem is that for people to really enjoy it, they need to know the history of Edison and Tesla, and the nature of the technology being developed.
"The world would curse the con Edison with every utility"... that's gold right there.
I give this my vote in part because I almost cracked a rib laughing the first time I saw it and in part because I keep watching it again because the flow and lyrics are so great. For those that don't know the story and want ANOTHER laugh today, there's a comic explaining it all in brief at theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla (no dry science, I promise)
Nikola was way more intelligent and if it weren't for him I wouldn't be typing this right now. Plus the lyrics were awesome and so catchy
"Your a geek, plagued by OCD, you never had sex but you sure got screwed by me! " Couldn't stop laughing! - EpicHorrorMaster
Characters from my two favorite shows ever, how could I not choose this, "No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife."
This is just it. I've seen most others and I've never liked any better than this (except the Vader vs Hitler ones)
I'm so sorry for the narration that bites by zombie at the end...
They nailed the characters perfect. The 'Carl, get back' was spot on!V 3 Comments
One of my favorite ones because almost every line was a funny insult unlike other battles.
It had both flow and epic lines. They actually rapped properly instead of others like clint eastwoods talk-rapping
Ali offended me when he said space jam sucks - maloneyscott
Michal Jodon suksV 1 Comment
Get my chair. I'm weary from tearing you a new derriere from here to red square. Absolutely awesome
Look alive, creme the kremlins arriving. Try to serve Ivan no surviving!
Frederick's whole performance is the best in this one. Too bad it is biased for Catherine.
Ivan said, fight me because I'm awesome so Alex came at him with his verbal bars of fire so Ivan said DIE and Frederick came and busted the flute and Ivan said SIT DOWN AND DIE then "what about me Pompey yeah so Catherine came and said DIE then she said can't touch this I'm Russian and Ivan said what about the horse and Catherine said that just s
# and I WIN CHECKMATE
Alex is Great
So is Catherine
Love it, great costumes, sick bars. Amazing.
One of the best Epic Rap Battles to date.
The opening line made me die, "Bully! A challange! I love competition, tell me, where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston".
The best of their newer ERB's, definitely deserves a spot in the top 10. Also the ending is epic!V 1 Comment
To me, this was the best rap battle in season 5. Julia easily won, by the way.
Am I the only who thought Julia child won because of charm?!
Gordon Ramsay was play perfectly I felt he won
Don't know who the heck Julia child is, but ordon ramsay creamed it!V 2 Comments
'Your sandy vagina has a seven year itch' cracked me up!
! It's the dirtiest one!
This one was rough
Definitely the best female erb. Hilariously funny! I would say that this one has the best sexual humor of any erb out there.V 3 Comments
"I sound more intelligent than you when I fart! I wonder if you even know how to spell the word 'art'! You don't belong in politics, you belong in a hockey game! History will regret you like John McCain! "
This line made Lady Gaga win in my opinion.
Lady Gaga forever
Terminator won will the balls line.
The music sounds like Deadpool vs. Boba Fett
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