Top Ten Epic Rap Battles of History
The Top Ten
You need to wash up dog, here step in my shower!
Probably the two best characters in the whole series battling against each other with funny lyrics, good acting, and an actual winner, as Darth Vader froze Hitler. - booklover1
Peter and Lloyd are the kings of epic rap battles I wish they could share their ideas with me I love the Epic Rap Battles of History channel
A true classic. - chopsie01V 28 Comments
The beat is really catchy and they say such clever things
You blow, jobs! You arrogant prick, with your second hand jeans and your turtleneck Ill drill a hole in then middle of your bony head with you own little spinning beach ball of death! Hippy! You got given up a birth. I give away your net worth to AiDS research! Combine all your little toys and I still crush that. iPhone? IPad? I own, I smack!
I spent about 10 minutes trying to decide between this one and Albert vs Stephen.
I think it was HALs portion that made me pick this one. The line 'I'm sorry Bill, I can't let you do that' sounds too awesome in that voice.
IPhone iPad iPwn I smackV 18 Comments
I nearly know all the words to this rap battle. Every time I talk to my mate and my sister about epic rap battles of history they sit there singing
"There are 10, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 particles in the universe that we can observe, yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into 1 NERD! "
"There are ten million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe,
You're mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. "
I'm the giant who's shoulders you would've stood on - if you could stand! I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand!
We need part two! They're both in heaven and should start again!
Also a coincidence: Stephen died on Einstien's birthday...
IS THIS A FINALE OR WHAT?!
First off, the costumes. Pretty darn accurate, if you ask me.
Next, the lines and flow. JUST YES! Don't believe me? One word: Gorbachev.
Now, the beats. Great, greater and greatest.
And of course... Pewdiepie as Baryshnikov. All of my yes.
This, without a doubt, put the EPIC in Epic Rap Battles Of History.
Also, Gorbachev won. Putin was close, but Gorbachev just took the victory first.
Even though I don't know all of the people that star in the rap battle, I really enjoyed it! The costumes were amazing (I'm looking at you, Stalin), the raps were hilarious ("If your name ends with in, time to get out! ") and (You two need yoga... You need a shower! "), and it was overall a great ending to a great season. I especially enjoyed them all dancing at the end!
This must be the best one of them all, most power behind the words, clever lyrics and interesting personas of history. I think nicepeter did a great job of portraying the spirit I imagine Lenin had during the revolution, the conviction is just awesome. Regarding the lyrics especially the birth of Marx and birthmarks part is quite clever. I think Putin could have been done a bit more clever though.
They have pewdiepie. Your argument is invalid. - psiddy42V 34 Comments
Superb use of a director's movies as disses. And 5 rappers!
Come on. Longest Video Ever so far for a reason. The rhymes are so good, they didn't want to stop.
The best of Season 4 (so far). And probably my most favorite one of them all.
Being one of the biggest movie fans I know, I was entertained all the way through. The surprise of Tarantino, Kubrick and Michael Bay were priceless and I couldn't ask for more from ERB. By far my favorite battle and that's saying something considering every Epic Rap Anatolia are all amazing.V 9 Comments
Just for the line: "Let me be frank. Don't start beef with the Frank who hangs with B. Franks giving ladies beef franks!
Don't make Nietzsche come over there and put a knee up in your chi.
The best one. Second is probably the directors one.
Best ERB ever.V 5 Comments
Mozart won. It was a good rap battle, and I like the feature of autotune and dubstep on Skrillex's side. Made him stand out more than he usually does.
Not only are the rhymes good, but the beat deserves much more credit, particularly the instrumental one when Mozart starts rapping (there's a sentence you wouldn't understand out of context! ) - keycha1n
All of these videos are super funny, but this one made me laugh out loud. Mozart did win with " No one knows what you are but a sad little troll who knows how to press a space bar."
Mozart definitely won. Obviously. Mozart always wins.V 13 Comments
Lecter's lines were so good! "Jack, you're a classic megalomaniac, you didn't mention me once in your entire battle rap! " "Barney take me back to solitary confinement, because this dirty little lamb has just been silenced"
This may not be the best overall, but it's the best of Season 4 so far and is in my personal top ten. Great match-up, with Hannibal dishing out some of the cleverest insults of the entire series and the beat itself is bad-ass.
I voted for Edison vs Tesla, but I gotta give props and hope for this one to get up there too. This one was great! Mostly because of the addition of Dan Bull. - higgsboson2142
I liked the beat of this and the cleverness of the lines! I think this is the best one with Jack getting the winV 10 Comments
This one should be number 1 on this list the wright brothers checked the Mario brothers saying we stay up all night playing donkey kong
Like Pow how you like my now like flames out of mouth like are names were bowser
This is my favorite because Rhett and Link guest starred in it.
The best but I honestly think Dr suess vs william shakespear
is better then this song
How does this not have voters? Watsky is a dude...
The entire concept is just hilarious, but then the execution was so cleverly done it's easily among the best of these if not the very best.
Hands down the best beat/ melody of any of the rap battles! Watsky's fast rapping definitely solidifies this as the best one.
I bet you wrote the twilight books too! - TacocheeseV 12 Comments
I watched it a month ago and I still haven't decided who won. Poe was killing him with fast rapping, but King was hitting him hard with his rhymes. My jaw literally dropped at how awesome this was.
Easily the best battle in regards to lyrics and skill, in my opinion.
The ones below this one will always have less, never more.
Once upon a midnight dreary as I spit this weak and weary I will choke this joker with a trochee till his cheeks are teary. was one of my favorite linesV 5 Comments
"You got the momma jeans, and a mister fantastic face - so rich and white it's like I'm runnin' against a cheesecake"
SAVAGE. SO SAVAGE. - keycha1n
Although I didn't vote for this, Obama definitely has the best one-liner in the history of the show
Republicans need a puppet fit it, got your hand so far up rear, they call you mitt
"I'm the Head of State, you're a head of cabbage"- I lost it. - puppyloverV 24 Comments
It's definitely a good one, but Elvis Presley won, everyone thinks Michael Jackson won because they don't get the jokes that Elvis made. "Your daddy beat gold records outta ya like alchemy." That won it for me. - BlazenSpirit
"I didn't lose any chocolate. I just added vanilla! " lol
Loved this one! Awesome stuff
Moonwalks away - Manowar9V 8 Comments
Not top ten? I'm horrified by the state of the internet. But seriously, all you losers can kiss my ass. But you'd have to wait in line.
Your Freddie Mercury. Should be Freddie Uranus.
I think it should be at least at the top 5
Frank and Freddie OTP - One True Punchdown!V 7 Comments
Even though it's a finale that's dauntingly short, the artists portion of this battle is one of my favorites ever.
It's beat is extremely catchy and the artist portion of the battle is great.
I wish this could be longer! I LOVE TMNT and the Artist (although I do think that the Artists pulled off a win there).
First one I ever saw so its gotta be my favouriteV 11 Comments
The line "I will shoot your moon boots straight up your poop shoot," gets me every time! Bonaparte is something straight out of Monty Python and Dynamite proves a very worthy adversary! Great rhymes and rhythms on both parts!
Good background music that suits the theme of both rappers in a crossover rap battle
You're the only Dynamite that is never going to bang :/
Some well-made linesV 5 Comments
Although the most recent, the beat is one of the most well done of the entire series. The burns and disses were straight fire, and I can't believe that this is number 47. Loved it!
Boba Fett won because of his last line, Deadpool was winning the first part but Boba Fett won it.
Best one for clash! There wasn't a single line that lacked straight fire!
37? Boba Fetty Wap all the way!V 12 Comments
Sherlock Holmes won. Hands down. I don't even think I can play devils advocate on my decision because Holmes owned him through the whole rap. Batman sounded like he smoked three packs of cigarettes then proceed to rap awkwardly after choking on water that went down the wrong way. Batman may have had some awesome lyrics but his presentation of the lyrics were corny. Sherlock Holmes destroyed him.
Both Batman and Sherlock start off okay, but their second verses are among the best ERB verses ever, in my opinion. Batman's verse is so brutal, and Sherlock is insanely clever. This is definitely in my top 5.
Batman:I'll crush your British nuts until they're bangers and mash, I've seen better detective work in tango and Cash
Nothing makes me laugh, but I bet your raps canV 4 Comments
This was the best one by far! Even if it is low on the list it is my opinion!
Raywilliamjohnson as Goku just made this battle even better. I think that in the end Goku would have won as nobody knows what his weakness is whereas Superman has cryptonite. Anyway, Goku's rap was better.
"There's only one way this battle's gonna end, one more Superman who's never gonna walk again." LOL - BlazenSpirit
GOKU won - maloneyscottV 11 Comments
This needs to be at least in the top five actually if you don't mind its just the doctor and I live how he's like now calm down will you everything is going to be fine
Actually if you don't mind its just the doctor. Best line ever
THE BEST. Enough' said
HOW IS THIS SO LOW ON THE LIST!V 2 Comments
Mr. Rogers bro I mean really its funny as hell
I hope you don't mind if I rock sneakers till this battles over, so I don't get blood from your ugly face on my panty loafers
Mr Rogers slaughters T
"I'll chop you into 4 black dudes and remake cool runnings"
Clever line, and so so insulting!
Mr. Rogers is a savageV 10 Comments
I love the lyrics of the song and I love it. Beethoven destroyed the poor kid
I would smack you, but in Germany, we don't hit little girls!
Bethhoven rocked him up
When's the last time your music got anybody laid?
-Famous last words of Justin Pansy
Very funny chuck Norris won he doesn't fight he allows you to loose he doesn't swim water loves to be around him laugh out loud
You may of freed the slaves but chuck is everyone's master
"I'll rip your chest hairs out, put 'em in my mouth. I'll squash you like I squashed the south."
4 score and 65 years in the past I won the civil war with my beardV 4 Comments
It's a good rap battle.
This was hands down the most brilliantly written.
This one is the best of all... Great lyrics
They both did good good rhymes and roasts so it's a tie for me - maloneyscottV 7 Comments
This is THE BEST hitler vs vader version ever! Boba Fett won it!
Ray William Johnson would be the epitome voice for Donald Duck & Knuckles the Echidna (mainly by the voice of Ray William Johnson himself).
I beat you twice you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse! - TacocheeseV 2 Comments
First: The flow of both rappers is sick, especially Capone's.
Second: This is one of the rap battles with the most historical allusions in it.
Third: Not only does it allude to history, but it alludes to Assassin's Creed! A battle having both historical and pop-cultural references is hard to create. Props to them for that!
Fourth: "You spent time in Alcatraz- I'm sure you were fine if you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope lines." hilarious.
I mean that rat nest beard's trapped so many crumbs this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month.
You ain't a tough guy my kids dress up like you for Halloween
it's a tie - maloneyscottV 3 Comments
As Neil said the universe is infinite but this battle is finished.
Why is this down here? This is one of my best list. Specially when that cosmos host appeared from nowhere... Hilarious...
This was the funniest one and is extremely underrated
See!? This is what happens when you always heck up over how "awesome" the Hitler vs. Vader trilogy is. Someone else's favorite is bound to not make the top 10. I especially loved the moment when Nye did his signature spinning head and Newton rapped out an entire equation.V 3 Comments
Bruce Lee is the winner
Already on the list please remove.
Wayne had epic rhymes and Tony's flow sounded extremely nice
It was cool at the end
The most emotion and the hardest lines.
EpicLLOYD could voice Sonic the Hedgehog & Nice Peter could voice Bomberman.
How about EpicLLOYD voices Clyde the orange ghost (red in Pac-Man World 2 & Pac-Man World 3 which is proven as erroneous by Namco) & NicePeter voices Chris Thorndyke, who is Princess Peach (who is much more terrible) the most in Sonic X (despite being male), not Amy Rose (who is mostly Luigi), Scratchpad & everyone else.
Gandalf kicked his ass and then fed it to a overweight cow named john
The Prophecy never mentioned the day I'd kick your ass back to Gandalf the grey.
Your ass is like gringotts everyone makes a deposit hahaaha
Had great wordplay, and in my opinion is the best battle of season 3 so far.
The lyrics for EAP vs. SK were incredibly clever and Poe had a pretty beast bit (you know which bit I'm referencing to)V 2 Comments
Tension rose. Tension blossomed. Every single rhyme I find increasingly bettering as the rap progresses. It's stupendous!
Grace and Hannah rock this battle, this is definitely my favorite based primarily on their parts.
Romeo was so funny plus it is one of the best team battles, much better than the Mario one
The people they chose to play the girls were spot on! Definitely the best
its goodV 2 Comments
You put the Christ out of Christmas and just added more MASS!
When I was high upon the mountain God told me the secrets of the earth but he never mentioned some fat ass papa smurf
Begat deez nuts line alone makes this amazing, Santa takes it for me.
Come on man, show some loveV 10 Comments
I don't like either of them but Donald completely tore up Hillary. But Abe won anyway
it is lit
Yeah Abe won
The burns in this rap battle was INSANE. You should see how Renegades React reacted to this battle. I have to say that Thor had to take the win in this. Zeus had some dirt on Thor, but nothing compared to what Thor had on Zeus. The Greek mythology just has so many bad things about it that Thor can pick out and slap into his lyrics during the rap against Zeus.
Both Zeus and Thor set the standard for raps in the future, I mean they just leveled the playing field.
My god, this should be SO much higher. Insanely clever lyrics, unbelievable flow, and a pretty sick beat combine to form what is a Top 5 ERBoH, without a doubt.
'I will drop you like Greece's GDP' how do you beat that?V 3 Comments
Honestly Ash has the best opening line ever. Got the highest speed stat, drop raps lightning fast is so good
It's an amazing rap with some good lines..."TB and scarlet fever, gotta catch 'em all! " "But when I Need a weak verse, I choose you! " "If you're looking for the fittest I'm the natural selection! " "Set sail and Galapago-suck on deez! "I'm not Charles Sheen, but I am Darwining! " "It took millions of years for mankind to evolve, now they're hunched over cell phones playing with your balls! " "As hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother"
Amazing - Manowar9
TB and Scarlet fever, Gotta catch em all
The one that started it all. They have some fire in this one and it gives it a more passionate vibe.
John Lennon Won
I hate that everyone says John Lennon won this one. I'm not a Bill O Reilly fan, but in this erb, he won. All of those Beetles references that he mad were pretty clever.
The og rap battle
You couldn't break a piece of balsa, slap chop your face make a double chin salsa, if you look closely, you can see (Free gift if you order more than you need)
Ill craft a lyrical coffin and spit the nails in, call me arthur miller son, cause its death of a salseman!
The wordplay in this one is some of their best writing. The only problem is that for people to really enjoy it, they need to know the history of Edison and Tesla, and the nature of the technology being developed.
"The world would curse the con Edison with every utility"... that's gold right there.
I give this my vote in part because I almost cracked a rib laughing the first time I saw it and in part because I keep watching it again because the flow and lyrics are so great. For those that don't know the story and want ANOTHER laugh today, there's a comic explaining it all in brief at theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla (no dry science, I promise)
Nikola was way more intelligent and if it weren't for him I wouldn't be typing this right now. Plus the lyrics were awesome and so catchy
Brilliant battle, and the most clean one in the series, with a total of 0 swears! A funky beat, great insults, and I laugh every time Kermit raps, but I love this battle because of Walt Disney's cameo at the end! Brilliant, and way to make Disney look like a house of torture and insanity!
I loved the way they put all the little cameos into their raps, and the psychological meaning it had with Walt and Stan mentioning Jim's death at an early age. Yet aside from that the lyrics were genius. By far my #1.
This is hands down the best one in the whole series and it gave us the grim reminder that one day Disney will own everything
That ending with Disney makes it so true and greatV 6 Comments
Get my chair. I'm weary from tearing you a new derriere from here to red square. Absolutely awesome
Look alive, creme the kremlins arriving. Try to serve Ivan no surviving!
Frederick's whole performance is the best in this one. Too bad it is biased for Catherine.
This battle was really good. My favorite part was EpicLyod as Fredrick the great entering the battle. He did really well. ERB thought out this battle really well and had very clever burns bouncing between rappers, but Ivan didn't really rap between Fredrick and cathrine. Most of his sick rapping was towards Alexander the Great. I guess they just didn't want to extend the video to far and give him to many lines. Other than that, I overall love this rap battle.V 4 Comments
Characters from my two favorite shows ever, how could I not choose this, "No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife."
This is just it. I've seen most others and I've never liked any better than this (except the Vader vs Hitler ones)
I'm so sorry for the narration that bites by zombie at the end...
They nailed the characters perfect. The 'Carl, get back' was spot on!V 3 Comments
Love it, great costumes, sick bars. Amazing.
One of the best Epic Rap Battles to date.
The opening line made me die, "Bully! A challange! I love competition, tell me, where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston".
The best of their newer ERB's, definitely deserves a spot in the top 10. Also the ending is epic!V 1 Comment
One of my favorite ones because almost every line was a funny insult unlike other battles.
It had both flow and epic lines. They actually rapped properly instead of others like clint eastwoods talk-rapping
Ali offended me when he said space jam sucks - maloneyscott
Michal Jodon suksV 1 Comment
'Your sandy vagina has a seven year itch' cracked me up!
! It's the dirtiest one!
This one was rough
Definitely the best female erb. Hilariously funny! I would say that this one has the best sexual humor of any erb out there.V 3 Comments
To me, this was the best rap battle in season 5. Julia easily won, by the way.
Am I the only who thought Julia child won because of charm?!
Gordon Ramsay was play perfectly I felt he won
Don't know who the heck Julia child is, but ordon ramsay creamed it!V 2 Comments
"I sound more intelligent than you when I fart! I wonder if you even know how to spell the word 'art'! You don't belong in politics, you belong in a hockey game! History will regret you like John McCain! "
This line made Lady Gaga win in my opinion.
Terminator won will the balls line.
The music sounds like Deadpool vs. Boba Fett
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