Top Ten Epic Rap Battles of History

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41 Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill

Love it, great costumes, sick bars. Amazing.

One of the best Epic Rap Battles to date.

The opening line made me die, "Bully! A challange! I love competition, tell me, where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston".

The best of their newer ERB's, definitely deserves a spot in the top 10. Also the ending is epic!

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42 Zeus vs Thor

The burns in this rap battle was INSANE. You should see how Renegades React reacted to this battle. I have to say that Thor had to take the win in this. Zeus had some dirt on Thor, but nothing compared to what Thor had on Zeus. The Greek mythology just has so many bad things about it that Thor can pick out and slap into his lyrics during the rap against Zeus.

Both Zeus and Thor set the standard for raps in the future, I mean they just leveled the playing field.

My god, this should be SO much higher. Insanely clever lyrics, unbelievable flow, and a pretty sick beat combine to form what is a Top 5 ERBoH, without a doubt.

'I will drop you like Greece's GDP' how do you beat that?

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43 Marilyn Monroe vs Cleopatra

'Your sandy vagina has a seven year itch' cracked me up!

! It's the dirtiest one!

This one was rough

Definitely the best female erb. Hilariously funny! I would say that this one has the best sexual humor of any erb out there.

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44 Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child

To me, this was the best rap battle in season 5. Julia easily won, by the way.

Am I the only who thought Julia child won because of charm?!

Gordon Ramsay was play perfectly I felt he won

Don't know who the heck Julia child is, but ordon ramsay creamed it!

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45 Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga

"I sound more intelligent than you when I fart! I wonder if you even know how to spell the word 'art'! You don't belong in politics, you belong in a hockey game! History will regret you like John McCain! "

This line made Lady Gaga win in my opinion.

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46 Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky
47 Terminator vs. Robocop

Terminator won will the balls line.

The music sounds like Deadpool vs. Boba Fett

48 Superman vs Goku

Already on the list, please remove.

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49 Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar

Very well thought out lyrics and design. It flowed well and didn't have untimely pauses that plague some of the others. Probably the closest rap battle in my opinion but I'd give it to Caesar

This one was awesome and is it me or does Julius Caesar look like supermariologan?

50 Donald Trump vs Ebeneezer Scrooge
51 Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

This should be at least in the top 5.
Guys please watch it enjoy. The lyrics are awesome.. And jobs really rocks. Once you watch the song you'll never forget the lyrics. So awesome..

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52 Edgar Allan Poe vs Stephen King

Had great wordplay, and in my opinion is the best battle of season 3 so far.

The lyrics for EAP vs. SK were incredibly clever and Poe had a pretty beast bit (you know which bit I'm referencing to)

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53 George Washington vs William Wallace

Nice Peter makes GW flow so hard and look so thug. Especially his first verse. Willy! He goes off too and the accent is spot on. This one is my personal favorite.

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54 Stan Lee vs Jim Henson

Brilliant battle, and the most clean one in the series, with a total of 0 swears! A funky beat, great insults, and I laugh every time Kermit raps, but I love this battle because of Walt Disney's cameo at the end! Brilliant, and way to make Disney look like a house of torture and insanity!

I loved the way they put all the little cameos into their raps, and the psychological meaning it had with Walt and Stan mentioning Jim's death at an early age. Yet aside from that the lyrics were genius. By far my #1.

This is hands down the best one in the whole series and it gave us the grim reminder that one day Disney will own everything

The beat for Jim was great. Walt won that battle. I loved the outro music too.

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55 Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny

Why is this under Godzilla vs King kong. That one doesn't even excist. This is just such a clever rap battle, it surprises me how many votes it has: ZERO

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56 Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus

Arrivedarci! This is one of the most funniest and witty battle ever.

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57 Darth Vader vs Hitler 2

This should be way higher. Both Vader and Hitler have some awesome lines and its probably the best of the Hitler vs Vader trilogy.

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58 Oprah vs. Ellen

This ones should be in the top twenty

I LOVE THIS ONE! - dipperpinesfangirl618

59 Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il

This is definitely top ten

What ? Fact that are this very low. Is the Long top ten must end and a living very slam-dunk you.

60 Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters

We came, we saw, we kicked your ass! - Tacocheese

The first round was the best I've seen so far. well written lyrics and great burns from both sides.
second round from mythbusters was meh... But the first round was awesome!

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