Top Ten Worst Types of Facebook Status Update

I see these post all the time I'm getting sick of it
The Top Ten

Hit me up is what it means. Why can't you just messenge the person

2 Ones where they just talk stuff about someone
3 The checking in everywhere you go post
4 The free whoever post when someone gets locked up

Free my cousin. Free my friend. 100% of the Time it doesn't work

5 The Passive Aggressive “I’m So Over It” Post
6 The question post
7 The reposting pictures update

When you're friends share everything and get no likes.

8 Posting videos of fights

I hate it because they always screaming and the worst they recording the ground pretty much the whole time. And the comments on who really won.

9 The I'm leaving Facebook post

I'm sick of Facebook. I'm leaving. Bye.
20 minutes later there back posting Dumb Statuses

10 They I'mma fight this person post
The Contenders
11 The Random Cuss Word Post
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