Top 10 Ways to Tell a Myspace Geek

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The Top Ten

  1. You are still in my extended network

    I mean, is that the best you can do? Tell me something about yourself.

  2. You have no background

    It's called Google! Do a search for a Myspace background, copy it into your About Me section, and get on the ball!

  3. Your main pic is a photo you took at Sears 5 to 10 years ago

    Styles change so fast, and those mullets and poof bangs are a thing of the past. Get a digital camera!

  4. You still have graphics on your page from last season

    Hey, I like Halloween and recycling for that matter, but come on.

  5. You have broken bits of HTML code on your page

    This is common when people toy with their code to work it out right, but if the seams are showing, the garment is ruined.

  6. Your background is the same as it was when you opened your account

    Ok, yay, you at least know how to put up a background. But hey, just for the sake of keeping things interesting, I'm just saying. LOL

  7. You have no blog entries

    I'm guilty, but blogging is just so boring to me.

    Blogging is the new texting, so try it!

  8. You can't control your song because you don't know how you got it on there in the first place

    This is particularly annoying. Someone always has the same song or background.

  9. Your friends are all people who really are in your extended network

    It's time to move on a little. It's so easy to meet new people, get with it!

  10. You leave comments with a tag advertising some site 'cuz you don't know how to take it off

    It's called "cut." It's on your right-click button, check it out.

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