Top Ten Funny Alternative National Anthem Lyrics Based On the National Stereotype

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1 Let's hide, children of the Fatherland, the day of surrender has arrived! Feast on liquid meat and brie, as the white flag is raised! (France)

I was searching for "French millitary victories" on Google. The results were none. - StephanTheIdiot

2 God save everyone's tea, force-fed at everything, too late for former colonies. We dress like Victorians, weather's not glorious, but the accent woos Americans, so what's life without us, eh? (United Kingdom)

I'm proud to belong to this country, because only we could joke about it like I just did. - PositronWildhawk

Haha! Amazing and true!
Excellent, old chap! - Britgirl

3 F*** yeah! Can you see by the nuke's early light, which we didn't think through, so proudly, with the commies still screaming? Whose broad people and dim types, who hoe-down every night, and think any new Pres. needs impeaching? (United States)

I would have actually done lyrics about obesity, but this works, too. Good list, PW! - Turkeyasylum

4 We'll sing a song, no sober man's song, and be aroused by a dormouse. As to the end of the rainbow we throng, the pot o' gold, like Britain, beneath us. (Ireland)
5 Be straight, our free Fatherland, ancient union who enforced equality, given unquestionable wisdom to the people: in our country, law breaks you! (Russia)
6 Australians, keep your spiders off our balls as we come to visit thee. It is no toil to deliver your oil by kangaroo, you see. Your transport bounds and you look like clowns with cork hats on your hair... (Australia)

... But you're smart in ways that to these days you never felt upside-down there.
The boxes, I think, need more room. - PositronWildhawk

There's a reason that the Australian national salute is to shoo flies from your face. They are TERRIBLE there. - Finch

7 O Canada! Our liquid nitrogen land, true polite bluff in all thy sons command! With heavy hearts, we apologise, if Americans can't stand we. (Canada)

I hate to vote for my own country, but eh, might as well. - PetSounds

8 The attractive clackers of the average woman here, the resounding cry of a soccer-mad schooling system, and brilliant seams on the one who does plastic surgery, shone in our tourism sights at every moment. (Brazil)
9 Cold meat and shorts and drunkenness, for the German Fatherland! The directions say we'll strive for that, and who else would be reserved for that? (Germany)
10 Build the homes when working in Britain, and Poles we shall be! The EU expanded the job list part and led us to victory! (Poland)
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1. Let's hide, children of the Fatherland, the day of surrender has arrived! Feast on liquid meat and brie, as the white flag is raised! (France)
2. God save everyone's tea, force-fed at everything, too late for former colonies. We dress like Victorians, weather's not glorious, but the accent woos Americans, so what's life without us, eh? (United Kingdom)
3. F*** yeah! Can you see by the nuke's early light, which we didn't think through, so proudly, with the commies still screaming? Whose broad people and dim types, who hoe-down every night, and think any new Pres. needs impeaching? (United States)
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