Top Ten Funny Alternative National Anthem Lyrics Based On the National StereotypePositronWildhawk To fully understand this, look up the national anthem lyrics.
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I was searching for "French millitary victories" on Google. The results were none. - StephanTheIdiot
I'm proud to belong to this country, because only we could joke about it like I just did. - PositronWildhawk
Haha! Amazing and true!
Excellent, old chap! - Britgirl
I would have actually done lyrics about obesity, but this works, too. Good list, PW! - Turkeyasylum
... But you're smart in ways that to these days you never felt upside-down there.
The boxes, I think, need more room. - PositronWildhawk
There's a reason that the Australian national salute is to shoo flies from your face. They are TERRIBLE there. - Finch
I hate to vote for my own country, but eh, might as well. - PetSounds
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2. God save everyone's tea, force-fed at everything, too late for former colonies. We dress like Victorians, weather's not glorious, but the accent woos Americans, so what's life without us, eh? (United Kingdom)
3. F*** yeah! Can you see by the nuke's early light, which we didn't think through, so proudly, with the commies still screaming? Whose broad people and dim types, who hoe-down every night, and think any new Pres. needs impeaching? (United States)