1 "That place is sealed up tighter than Togami's butt!" - Makoto Naegi
You talking from experience or...?
No. You shouldn't know that.
How do you know that Makoto wait no I take it back please stop oh god
Wait, how'd he know that..?
2 "If you were penetrated by something that big and thick, you would die instantly!" - Sonia Nevermind
3 "Don't put me on the same level as that VIRGIN! I might...catch...his VIRGINITY!" - Hifumi Yamada
This is the most Miu thing ever and it wasn't even said by Miu.
Thanks hifumi very cool
4 "For a few years now, it has been Ibuki's dream to make a statue of her bewbs made out of cookies!" - Ibuki Mioda
Who doesn't love that quote? It's just-
Three cheers for life goals.
This. This is why I kin her.
Me too Ibuki, me too
5 "No human language can describe the disappointment I'm feeling right now." - Kyoko Kirigiri
Kirigiri wow. Kirigiri is now describing the undertale fandom. Kirigiri be like in not human language "egdethceryhswwrteqwrygdqwr! " DISAPPOINT
Just spitting facts
I'm using this now
I use this a lot.
6 "AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!" - Teruteru Hanamura
The first time I heard him say this, I thought he said Apple of Eve. Naturally, I thought of juice boxes.
YES! One of my favorite Teruteru moments. His accent was the best!
7 “Hey, do robots have dicks?” - Kokichi Oma
Hey, do robots have D I C K S ?
I found my senior quote
I don't know, ask Miu.
8 "It appears it's just as Miss Sonia said...I'm just a PEST...no, I'm not just a pest, I'm a total f****** PIG...ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MISS SONIA?! IF I'M A F****** PIG, YOU CAN SAY SO!!" - Kazuichi Souda
I couldn't listen to this. It broke my heart
"Ambition makes you look pretty ugly; creepy Sonia-stalking little PIGGY"
Yes, yes you are Kazuichi.
Oh God I love that simp.
9 "You are but one individual plankton drifting through a vast ocean...try as you might, you're naught but the tiniest, most inconsequential of existences." - Byakuya Togami
10 "Monokuma has some fine, FINE birthing hips, dude! I'd just LOVE to tap that fluffy round a**!" - Monokuma
Self-love is important, I suppose...?
11 "I'M sorry, I didn't quite CATCH all that...AHH, SAY IT ONE MORE TIME...I NEED TO RECORD IT...FOR REASSSONNNS...." - Kazuichi Souda
12 Holy s**t, I love boats - Izuru Kamakura
I love boats too izuru. Me too
Holy ship, I love boats!
Izuru x boats pass on.
Me too Izuru, Me too
13 It's a lie! - Kokichi Oma
I love kokichi
14 “This entire discussion is completely idiotic.” -Byakuya Togami
Reddit be like
I mean, agreed.
15 "I don't disagree with not disagreeing" - Genocider Syo
16 "If you're lying, I'll set your pants on fire!" - Himiko Yumena
17 "Well, I was always taught that if you had bad penmanship, a ghost would come and haunt you." - Yasuhiro Hagakure
18 Yeah, but disappointment varies depending on the person, Ibuki associates it with department store rooftops." - Ibuki Mioda
Correct. I love Ibuki. She's amazing-
19 "Taylor Swift!" - Teruteru Hanamura
Have fun getting sued by Taylor Swift, Teruteru, she is going to snap your neck because of this...
20 "This is amazing, Hajime! What an impressive display of harassment! Even I'm about to lose sight of hope in the presence of that item!" - Nagito Komaeda
Not cool, Hajime. Not cool.
Not very manly Hajime
-Claps in red hair-
21 I hate liars! Liar, liar, pants on fire! - Kokichi Oma
Have you looked in a mirror recently Kokichi?
Hypocrite... anyways I love him.
Have you looked into a mirror?
You're one to talk..
22 "She's not busty, she's BUSTED...for having some fake-a** tiddies!" - Genocider Syo
23 "Don'tcha know?! Me and balls are the best of friends!" - Miu Iruma
So your friends with two circles on a dick? interesting, Miu, interesting...
24 "Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!" - Ibuki Mioda
Ibuki is best girl okay
It's slippery when wet...
Ibuki is best girl.
Ibuki, marry me.
25 "O-Omigod! Miu actually said something smart!" - Kokichi Oma
Underrated, but amazing
Yes. Miu is smart.