Top Ten Funniest Harry Potter Related Pick-up Lines
The Top Ten
1 I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
2 Are you a boggart? Because I see you when I think of commitment.
Creepy as hell, and yet very worthy of trying.
3 I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Haha... Haha... Umm... *blushes* Umm... Haha... Oh wow!... Oh dear...
4 If you were a golden snitch, I'd be a seeker AND a keeper!
5 I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight
Maybe he can visit for mischievious reasons.
Oh god... This one.
6 If you were a dementor, I'd break the law just for your kiss.
I love this I would so fall for it I don't really know what it is but it's so cute
7 With me around, you don't need a stone for the elixir of life.
Go on; try this one out sometime.
8 Just walked in and saw you; is this the room of requirement?
9 I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.
I love this one omg
10 You don't need Lumos to light up the room.
The Contenders
11 Can I put my magic wand in your Harry Potter?
12 I'm a Slytherin, so you should let me Slytherin to you.
I am a Slytherin, but how about no?
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