Top Ten Historical Misconceptions

Finch
We all grew up learning the same stories in school and hearing the same tales of explorers, pilgrims, colonization, and expansion. Many of those stories are not historically accurate though. Some were taken from authors who intentionally used creative license to sell their works while others were due to mistranslations and misunderstandings.

Below are some of the biggest historical misconceptions with the descriptions being the more accurate account of what happened. Let's try to keep history accurate and historical instead of the propaganda it has become.

The Top Ten

1 George Washington had wooden teeth

His dentures were made of gold, hippopotamus ivory, lead, animal teeth, and probably human teeth from slaves.

2 Napoleon Bonaparte was short

In fact, Napolean was slightly taller than the average Frenchman of his time. The problem comes from the difference between French inches and English Inches. He was actually about 5 foot 7 inches tall.

This could be a result of there being so many tall men being use in the military, so that he appeared short in comparison.

3 Ancient Romans regularly vomited during meals

This came from use of the word "Vomitorium" which people assume meant a room for vomiting. In fact, it just means an entryway like those used at modern day stadiums. You walk through a vomitorium every time you enter or exit a large stadium.

4 The average life-expectancy during the Middle Ages was about half what it is now

While people did typically live shorter lives back then than we do now, the average age of 30 comes mainly due to infant mortality rates. Once a person survived childhood, their life expectancy was usually around 64 years total.

5 Iron Maidens were used as torture devices in the Middle Ages

There is no evidence that Iron Maidens ever existed in the Middle Ages or that they were used for torture. Instead they were pieced together in the 18th century from several artifacts found in museums in order to create spectacular objects intended for (commercial) exhibition.

6 Albert Einstein failed Math

In fact, Einstein said, "I never failed in mathematics... Before I was fifteen I had mastered differential and integral calculus." He did fail the entrance exam to the Swiss Federal Polytechnic School his first time but then again he was 2 years younger than his peers and scored exceptionally well in math and science.

7 G. Marconi as the founder of the radio

Another invention taken from Tesla. Tesla sued him for that and won the battle and the rulling said he is the true inventor of the radio. - Bruno2202

8 Medieval Europeans believed the Earth was flat

Knowledge of a round Earth dates back to ancient Greek philosophers and was common knowledge by most intellectual Europeans.

9 The Chastity Belt was used to keep women chaste in Medieval Times

Most existing chastity belts are now thought to be deliberate fakes or anti-masturbatory devices from the 19th and early 20th centuries.

10 The "witches" of the Salem trials were burned at the stake

There are no records of people being burned at the stake during the Salem Witch Trials. The Accused were either hanged or died while in prison.

More died in prison than were hanged.

The Contenders

11 Jesus Christ was born on December 25

Most theologians believe he was born in the Spring.

12 Coca-Cola invented the modern image of Santa Claus

By the time Coca-Cola began using Santa Claus's image in the 1930s, Santa Claus had already taken his modern form in popular culture and had been used extensively by other companies in their advertising.

V 1 Comment
13 W.C. Roentgen being credited as the founder of the x-ray

It was actually discovered by Nikola Tesla. Rontgen stole it from him. - Bruno2202

14 Dinosaurs and Humans coexisted

You have just offended all the silly creationists with this fact.

15 The existence on Pythagoras

He Actually never existed, he's a fictional character that was created by the founders of "his" school. - Bruno2202

16 Gautama Buddha was obese
17 Abner Doubleday invented Baseball
18 The word Golf originated as an acronym of "Gentlemen Only, Laddies Forbidden"
19 Xmas originated as a secular plan to "take the Christ out of Christmas"

Actually Jesus was born in the Spring. Xmas marks the time of 'Pagen" rites.

20 Vikings wore horns on their helmets

If they actually did that in real life, it would be dangerous!

21 Christopher Columbus was the first European to visit the Americas

Besides the Vikings, it was a probably true that Phoenicians and Polynesians made it.

22 The signing of the United States Declaration of Independence occurred on July 4, 1776
23 Ronald Reagan was considered for the role of Rick Blaine in Casablanca
24 Edelweiss is the national anthem of Austria
25 Frankenstein is the name of the monster in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

Frankenstein is the scientist who made the monster.

26 George Washington Carver invented Peanut Butter
27 Thomas Crapper invented the Flush Toilet
28 Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb
29 Henry Ford invented both the Automobile and the Assembly Line
30 James Watt invented the Steam Engine

He improved an earlier invention and made it more useful.

31 Al Gore invented the Internet
32 Mammals evolved from Reptiles

This is actually true. Mammals evolved from early reptiles just like the later reptiles.

33 Humans evolved from Chimpanzees

We had a common ancestor but the Chimps are our closest biological relatives.

34 The Great Chicago Fire was caused by Mrs. O'Leary's cow kicking over a lantern
35 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star was composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart when he was 5 years old
36 Jesus Christ was white
37 The Buddha was a God

Buddhists do not even claim that it is a religion.

38 The Rolling Stones performed Sympathy for the Devil at the 1969 Altamont Free Concert when Meredith Hunter was stabbed to death by a member of the local Hells Angels chapter that was serving as security
39 The Forbidden Fruit was an apple

No one knows what the forbidden fruit was.

40 Jewish slaves built the pyramids

Professional laborers built the pyramids.

41 The Pilgrims hosted the first Thanksgiving
42 Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake."
43 Spanish Influenza originated in Spain
44 Wall Streeters jumped to their deaths following the market crash of 1929
45 The existence of the Brontosaurus
46 Democrats Won the Civil War and Republicans Lost
47 The Civil War was fought in order to abolish slavery

Let's be real here, Lincoln didn't care whether or not slaves were freed as long as the Union held together. The war was really about the Northern and Southern elites fighting over which economic system would prosper. On the contrast, Robert E. Lee was a far bigger opponent of slavery who only sided with the Confederates because it was too painful to betray his homeland.

BAdd New Item

Recommended Lists

Related Lists

Biggest Misconceptions About Adulthood Top Ten Misconceptions About Atheists Top Ten Misconceptions About Christians Top Ten Common Misconceptions Top Ten Misconceptions About the Homeless

List Stats

47 listings
3 years, 201 days old

Top Remixes

1. Napoleon Bonaparte was short
2. George Washington had wooden teeth
3. The average life-expectancy during the Middle Ages was about half what it is now
yatharthb

WRemix

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.
P