Top Ten Most Inappropriate Kids Toys

There are many unbelievable, hilariously, and inappropriate kids toys. So here is the top ten most inappropriate kids toys.

The Top Ten

1 Pole dance doll

Yep, it's real. Who made this idea? - Delgia2k

Does it at least have clothes on - simpsondude

Its like a stripper

Seriously. A stripper doll? I'm glad this is Number 1. - Powerfulgirl10

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2 Hitler doll

Oh come on, who would sell a dictator doll to children? - Delgia2k

Nobody likes Hitler. He's a horrible person. - Powerfulgirl10

Why? Why Hitler dolls? - TwilightKitsune

Only Eric Cartman would play with something like this. - Popsicles

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3 Dora aquapet

I absolutely hate Dora, but I don't get why this is on here. Probably because it looks like a girl in a... penis.

Get it right on this one, Dora aquapet resemble... well, um penile organ - Delgia2k

You mean Dora the explorer? I hate her, WITH A BURNING RED PASSION!

It looks like a... uh... an... eggplant! - Extractinator04

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4 Drug dealer magnet set

If you wanna be a drug dealer, maybe you can learn from this - Delgia2k

Oh boy! I can't wait to start my professional business with some early training! - TwilightKitsune

Why? Why on earth do people make these toys? - Powerfulgirl10

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5 The Breastfeeding Doll

(sigh) the girl is supposed to breastfeeding the baby doll - Delgia2k

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6 You can shave the baby

The baby's hair isn't only on top of the head, also on butt and crotch - Delgia2k

This toy shouldn't be made for kids. Neither the others on this list. I bet these toys are for ages 15 and up.

That should be banned

I hate this toy. You have to shave a baby! - Powerfulgirl10

7 Harry Potter's vibrating broom

The creators of the broom were trying to make a realistic broom, but they did a big mistake when older fans purchased it because it vibrated. It was only around for the first film.

The broom vibrates on kid's crotch. Enough said - Delgia2k

Who thought of this!? - DarkDragon_492

This toy seems VERY awkward... - Powerfulgirl10

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8 Pee and poo dolls

Plush toys aren't inappropriate. Pee and Poo plus he's aren't either. They are just ugly.

You don't have to. People, if you want to know what this is, just look it up.

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9 Baby Wee Wee
10 Oreo Barbie (African American Version)

Just look up the real definition of Oreo, compare the definition to the Oreo cookies, and then look at the African American version of the doll. Then you'll understand why this toy is racist.

I just looked it up, and the definition of an Oreo (not the cookies) is a stereotype about an African American that shares many traits in common with white people? Personally, I didn't know that each race was supposed to act in a specific way (and they AREN'T, unless you enjoy stereotyping people). So basically, this toy is the embodiement of racial stereotypes.

This toy actually is racist.

This toy is super racist. - Powerfulgirl10

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The Newcomers

? Yo-Yo

People say it's a 90s fad its not its one of the oldest toys in the world. It was created in 500 because. First made popular in the 1920s.

? Shelby

Furby friend

The Contenders

11 Elmo Knows Your Name Doll

Hopefully he just guesses.

That sounds creepy...

Frankie: Elmo knows your name!
Luna: Really?
Elmo: Hello Luna Bob the 1st wanna play?
Frankie: (Giggles) Told you!
Moral: Elmo is a Pedophile

*Insert cliche comment telling a story here.* - Extractinator04

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12 Baby's First Baby
13 Mr.buttons doll

This doll is creepy because of his teeth - Delgia2k

14 Batman Water Gun

It must've been Joker's work.

Batman is gonna get really angry when he saw this - Delgia2k

That's why Batman became brooder because of this

I am batman

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15 Fisher Price Little Mommy Baby Doll V 1 Comment
16 Barbie Doll

"If you touch my hair, I'll hit you with a chair! " - Navylexi

Barbie sucks super bad. But I don't find her inappropriate. - Powerfulgirl10


17 Rad Repeatin’ Tarzan
18 Elmo Phone Toy V 1 Comment
19 Triplet Dolls
20 Shake It! Animal Dolls
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Top Remixes

1. Pole dance doll
2. Hitler doll
3. Pee and poo dolls
1. Pole dance doll
2. Hitler doll
3. Drug dealer magnet set



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