Top 10 Most Inappropriate Kids Toys of All Time

I'm surprised this actually exists. I hope I don't see kids playing with that.

Made for a joke? Because people make dolls based on everything nowadays.

Oh, come on. Who would sell a dictator doll to children?

Oh boy! I can't wait to start my professional business with some early training!

If you want to be a drug dealer, maybe you can learn from this.

Why? Why on earth do people make these toys?

Batman is going to get really angry when he sees this.

There was such a thing in 1995. Got a problem with that?

Batman must feel really uncomfortable.

I would laugh if they made a pole dancer Barbie doll. The toy already gets enough controversy, with people saying it will make girls anorexic. They don't even take any notice of the doll's shape. They just play with it.

Is this going to make your child a pervert or what? It's not a good idea to introduce your child to sex.

Pole dancing is inappropriate for children, and the doll is in a bikini. Once, there was a woman in crazy clothing who was going to pole dance. So, I left the living room.

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In the Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone book, Harry had heard Fred and George Weasley complain about the school brooms. They said that some of them started to vibrate if you flew too high or always flew slightly to the left.

The creators of the broom were trying to make a realistic broom but made a big mistake when older fans purchased it because it vibrated. It was only around for the first film.

It was 2001. 9/11 caused a major outbreak, two of the best Nintendo consoles were released, and three new successful kids' movie franchises - Shrek, Monsters Inc., and Harry Potter - debuted. The latter had existed for quite a while, but Pottermania grew with the movies. Toys R Us decided to cash in, but little did they know.

I think a mother invented this when she wanted that.

(Sigh) The girl is supposed to breastfeed the baby doll.

This toy shouldn't be made for kids, nor should the others on this list. I bet these toys are for ages 15 and up.

The baby's hair isn't only on top of the head. It's also on the butt and crotch.

I don't even know what to make of this anymore.

I just looked it up, and the definition of an Oreo (not the cookie) is a stereotype about an African American who shares many traits in common with white people. Personally, I didn't know that each race was supposed to act in a specific way (and they aren't, unless you enjoy stereotyping people). So basically, this toy embodies racial stereotypes.

Just look up the real definition of Oreo, compare that definition to Oreo cookies, and then look at the African American version of the doll. Then you'll understand why this toy is racist.

Kid: Mommy, Elmo knows my name.
Mom: Oh really?
Kid: Yes! Here, *hands mom the Elmo toy.*
Elmo: Hi there, Mrs. Johnson! Would you like to play with me?
Mom: OH GOSH NO! *throws Elmo out the window.*
Kid: I told you so!

The moral of this story: Elmo is a stalker.

Mom: Hey sweetie, what's wrong?
Me: Elmo knows everyone's name.
Mom: Ok.
Elmo: Hello Amy, remember me?
Mom: Holy cow, run!

Elmo, how did you find out my name?

Bad for kids. I never liked them.

She taught little kids about teen pregnancy, which was just stupid.