Top 10 Most Inappropriate Kids Toys of All Time
There are many unbelievable, hilarious, and inappropriate kids' toys. So, here are the top ten most inappropriate kids' toys.I'm surprised this actually exists. I hope I don't see kids playing with that.
Made for a joke? Because people make dolls based on everything nowadays.
Oh, come on. Who would sell a dictator doll to children?
Oh boy! I can't wait to start my professional business with some early training!
Why? Why on earth do people make these toys?
Get them started while they're young.
I would laugh if they made a pole dancer Barbie doll. The toy already gets enough controversy, with people saying it will make girls anorexic. They don't even take any notice of the doll's shape. They just play with it.
Is this going to make your child a pervert or what? It's not a good idea to introduce your child to sex.
Pole dancing is inappropriate for children, and the doll is in a bikini. Once, there was a woman in crazy clothing who was going to pole dance. So, I left the living room.
Too much information, okay?
Okay.
There was such a thing in 1995. Got a problem with that?
Batman must feel really uncomfortable.
Batman's penis turned into a gun.
They look like undead, horrific, monstrous, hideous, ugly zombies.
Pick the boogies out of his nose until his head automatically springs open and his brain zooms up. This is only for fans of toilet humor.
Whenever the adverts come on for this thing, I immediately lose my appetite.
I absolutely hate Dora, but I don't get why this is on here. Probably because it looks like a girl in a... well, you know.
I like Dora, but I don't think that D stands for Dora.
Get it right on this one, Dora aquapet resembles... well, um, a penile organ.
The Newcomers
In the Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone book, Harry had heard Fred and George Weasley complain about the school brooms. They said that some of them started to vibrate if you flew too high or always flew slightly to the left.
The creators of the broom were trying to make a realistic broom but made a big mistake when older fans purchased it because it vibrated. It was only around for the first film.
It was 2001. 9/11 caused a major outbreak, two of the best Nintendo consoles were released, and three new successful kids' movie franchises - Shrek, Monsters Inc., and Harry Potter - debuted. The latter had existed for quite a while, but Pottermania grew with the movies. Toys R Us decided to cash in, but little did they know.
You don't have to explain. People, if you want to know what this is, just look it up.
I think a mother invented this when she wanted that.
This toy shouldn't be made for kids, nor should the others on this list. I bet these toys are for ages 15 and up.
I don't even know what to make of this anymore.
I hate this toy. You have to shave a baby!
Kid: Mommy, Elmo knows my name.
Mom: Oh really?
Kid: Yes! Here, *hands mom the Elmo toy.*
Elmo: Hi there, Mrs. Johnson! Would you like to play with me?
Mom: OH GOSH NO! *throws Elmo out the window.*
Kid: I told you so!
The moral of this story: Elmo is a stalker.
Mom: Hey sweetie, what's wrong?
Me: Elmo knows everyone's name.
Mom: Ok.
Elmo: Hello Amy, remember me?
Mom: Holy cow, run!
Elmo, how did you find out my name?
I just looked it up, and the definition of an Oreo (not the cookie) is a stereotype about an African American who shares many traits in common with white people. Personally, I didn't know that each race was supposed to act in a specific way (and they aren't, unless you enjoy stereotyping people). So basically, this toy embodies racial stereotypes.
Just look up the real definition of Oreo, compare that definition to Oreo cookies, and then look at the African American version of the doll. Then you'll understand why this toy is racist.
Bad for kids. I never liked them.
The title itself sounds inappropriate.
She taught little kids about teen pregnancy, which was just stupid.
If you want to know the controversy, a line of Cabbage Patch Kids Dolls where you could feed the dolls plastic food was removed from shelves. This was because there were many complaints about human hairs getting stuck in the unturnoffable gears in the mouth.