Top Ten Most Inappropriate Kids ToysDelgia2k There are many unbelievable, hilariously, and inappropriate kids toys. So here is the top ten most inappropriate kids toys.
The Top Ten
I shall burn the toy. - Misfire
This toy exists - ElSherlock
Why would anyone give this to their child?
Maybe the creators wanted to pander to their antisemetic audience? - TwilightKitsuneV 14 Comments
Is this gonna make your child a pervert or what? Not a good idea to introduce your child to sex. - JoeBoi
Why? - ElSherlock
I would laugh if they made a pole dancer Barbie doll. Oh the toy gets enough controversy, saying it will make girls anorexic when they don't even take any notice of what shape the doll is they just play with it.
Yep, it's real. Who made this idea? - Delgia2kV 11 Comments
Get em started while their young.
Oh boy! I can't wait to start my professional business with some early training! - TwilightKitsune
If you wanna be a drug dealer, maybe you can learn from this - Delgia2k
They actually sell these toys? - PizzaGuyV 2 Comments
Get it right on this one, Dora aquapet resemble... well, um penile organ - Delgia2k
You mean Dora the explorer? I hate her, WITH A BURNING RED PASSION!
I absolutely hate Dora, but I don't get why this is on here. Probably because it looks like a girl in a... penis.
I guess somebody legit had the idea to make a dildo for kids.V 5 Comments
You just crossed the line, bro! - BorisRule
WHAT - Misfire
(sigh) the girl is supposed to breastfeeding the baby doll - Delgia2k
That just crossed the line!V 3 Comments
Joker would be punched by Batman - BorisRule
Oh - ElSherlock
It must've been Joker's work.
Batman is gonna get really angry when he saw this - Delgia2kV 4 Comments
You feed it poop.
Once it’s pooped, you mould the clay into food and FEED IT TO THE DOG AGAIN.
In Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone book. Harry had heard Fred and George Weasley complain about the school brooms, saying that some of them started to vibrate if you flew too high, or always flew slightly to the left.
17 year olds liked it.
The creators of the broom were trying to make a realistic broom, but they did a big mistake when older fans purchased it because it vibrated. It was only around for the first film.
The broom vibrates on kid's crotch. Enough said - Delgia2kV 3 Comments
I don't even know what to make of this anymore... - Misfire
This toy shouldn't be made for kids. Neither the others on this list. I bet these toys are for ages 15 and up.
The baby's hair isn't only on top of the head, also on butt and crotch - Delgia2k
That should be bannedV 1 Comment
They said you snuggle, hug, and play, with it, but it looked pretty sexual.
The company had to rebrand it to make it more kid-appropriate. - Gregory
They resemble dildos with pets inside them floating in clear liquid.
What were they thinking? - Gregory
It looked like Frankenstein’s dildo to some that they rebranded it into the light-up glove. - Gregory
Plush toys aren't inappropriate. Pee and Poo plus he's aren't either. They are just ugly.
You don't have to. People, if you want to know what this is, just look it up.
Do I have to explain? - Delgia2k
It's a baby with a willy.
They look like undead horrific monsterous hideous ugly zombies.
This was so racist that it had sparked a significant amount of backlash and controversy. - JoeBoi
A doll based on tasty chocolate biscuits? - BorisRule
Thank god this stupid doll came out before Oreos existed in Britain. Found out Oreo Barbie came out in 1997. Why would you make a doll based on a chocolate biscuit?
Just look up the real definition of Oreo, compare the definition to the Oreo cookies, and then look at the African American version of the doll. Then you'll understand why this toy is racist.V 5 Comments
Pick the bogies out of his nose until his head automatically springs open and his brain zooms up. Only for toilet humour fans.
Terrified me as a child.
Elmo... how did you find out my name?
How did he knows my name? - BorisRule
Creepy - ElSherlock
Elmo is a stalker - AliciaMaeV 8 Comments
Us congress banded it.
Have you seen the newer Sindy doll.
Not your Barbie girl, I’m livin in my own world, I ain’t plastic, call me classic (Ava Max)
"If you touch my hair, I'll hit you with a chair! " - Navylexi
Bad for kids. I never liked themV 3 Comments
The title itself sounds inappropriate. - Powerfulgirl10
"Water Weenies" "SuperSquirt" Uhh.
I cracked at this one lol - BorisRule
Not funny - MrNobody
This is literally the word "F" with propellers. Lol. - Powerfulgirl10V 1 Comment
I had something like that, actually. - Misfire
There's a video where a little girl is flying one and it ends up in the fireplace. Yikes. - Synchronocity
Moral of the story: never play with your toys while you're next to the fireplace - BorisRule
Fun, but dangerous.
This doll is creepy because of his teeth - Delgia2k
"Islam is the light."
Ken: Hi I'm Ken the boyfriend of Barbie who people are scared of because she has boobs. Even though we are older than Sindy.
She taught little kids to learn about teen pregnancy, which was just stupid. - Gregory
Same one who posted about the toy, Toys R Us closed
Oh crap this toy. You pull the darn finger from the monkeys butt and watch it burst. It feels like Pop the Pig but with a stupid purple monkey and he farts. Watch the commercial or see it at Toys r us in the darn board game section and see so.
ANNOYING CRYING SOUND TO RIP MY EARS OUT
LOUD CRYING MAKES MY EARS BLEED!
There was a brand called Flubber which contained dangerous levels of boron, which is toxic and kids played with it at risk of health conditions and diseases.
I saw one in a charity shop and almost FAINTED!
A ball with a face would scare someone ha.
What’s so bad about Bratz dolls? at least they’re better than Barbie.
"Let's have sex! "
"Okay You Crazy B$&@c'
Kids wouldn't want to see a dog, two bears, a panda, and a fox that can twerk, but I think some teenagers would like to
If you want to know the controversy. A line of Cabbage Patch Kids Dolls were you could feed the dolls plastic foods were removed from shelves because their were many complaints about human hairs getting stuck in the un-turnoffable gears in the mouth.
The food eating ones actually KILL people! - Powerfulgirl10
I had these... I don't see anything appropriate with them. They're very cute! - Misfire
So cute and fun but can't turn off-glitterruby
These things SWEAR!
The yo-yo balls are the ones that got recalled for chemical dangers and strangulation.
People say it's a 90s fad its not its one of the oldest toys in the world. It was created in 500 because. First made popular in the 1920s.
When I was little I used to have one of these, which partially scared me...now when I look at them for some reason I feel uneasy.
It poops. LOL
I had this too. - Misfire
I find it inappropriate that a damaged car gets sold as a toy(even though its fictional),a sad reminder about the fact car accidents happen frequently.
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