Top Ten Most Inappropriate Kids Toys

There are many unbelievable, hilariously, and inappropriate kids toys. So here is the top ten most inappropriate kids toys.
The Top Ten
1 Hitler doll

I'm surprised this actually exists. I hope I don't see kids playing with that.

Made for a joke? Because people make dolls based on everything nowadays.

Oh, come on. Who would sell a dictator doll to children?

2 Baby's First Baby
3 Drug dealer magnet set

Oh boy! I can't wait to start my professional business with some early training!

Why? Why on earth do people make these toys?

Get them started while they're young.

4 Pole dance doll

I would laugh if they made a pole dancer Barbie doll. The toy already gets enough controversy, with people saying it will make girls anorexic. They don't even take any notice of the doll's shape. They just play with it.

Is this going to make your child a pervert or what? It's not a good idea to introduce your child to sex.

Pole dancing is inappropriate for children, and the doll is in a bikini. Once, there was a woman in crazy clothing who was going to pole dance. So, I left the living room.
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5 Batman Water Gun

There was such a thing in 1995. Got a problem with that?

Batman must feel really uncomfortable.

Batman's penis turned into a gun.

6 Doggy Doo Board Game
7 E.T. Finger Light

It looked so much like Frankenstein's dildo to some that they rebranded it as a light-up glove.

8 Garbage Pail Kids Trading Cards

They look like undead, horrific, monstrous, hideous, ugly zombies.

9 Gooey Louie

Pick the boogies out of his nose until his head automatically springs open and his brain zooms up. This is only for fans of toilet humor.

Whenever the adverts come on for this thing, I immediately lose my appetite.

It terrified me as a child.

10 Dora aquapet

I absolutely hate Dora, but I don't get why this is on here. Probably because it looks like a girl in a... penis.

This toy features my least favorite TV character and has a horrible shape. It's a Dora in a penis shape.

I guess someone legitimately had the idea to make a dildo for kids.

The Contenders
11 Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broomstick

In Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone book, Harry had heard Fred and George Weasley complain about the school brooms. They said that some of them started to vibrate if you flew too high or always flew slightly to the left.

The creators of the broom were trying to make a realistic broom, but they made a big mistake when older fans purchased it because it vibrated. It was only around for the first film.

It was 2001. 9/11 caused a major outbreak, two of the best Nintendo consoles were released, and three new successful kids' movie franchises - Shrek, Monsters Inc, and Harry Potter - debuted. The latter had existed for quite a while, but Pottermania grew with the movies. Toys R Us decided to cash in, little did they know.

12 Pee and poo dolls

You don't have to explain. People, if you want to know what this is, just look it up.

Do I have to explain?

13 The Breastfeeding Doll

I think a mother invented this when she wanted that.

You just crossed the line, bro!

That just crossed the line!

14 You can shave the baby

This toy shouldn't be made for kids, nor should the others on this list. I bet these toys are for ages 15 and up.

I don't even know what to make of this anymore.

I hate this toy. You have to shave a baby!

15 Lawn Darts

The US Congress banned it.

16 Elmo Knows Your Name Doll

Kid: Mommy, Elmo knows my name.
Mom: Oh really?
Kid: Yes! Here, *hands mom the Elmo toy.*
Elmo: Hi there, Mrs. Johnson! Would you like to play with me?
Mom: OH GOSH NO! *throws Elmo out the window.*
Kid: I told you so!

The moral of this story: Elmo is a stalker.

Mom: Hey sweetie, what's wrong?
Me: Elmo knows everyone's name.
Mom: Ok.
Elmo: Hello Amy, remember me?
Mom: Holy cow, run!

Elmo, how did you find out my name?

17 Oreo Barbie (African American Version)

I just looked it up, and the definition of an Oreo (not the cookie) is a stereotype about an African American who shares many traits in common with white people. Personally, I didn't know that each race was supposed to act in a specific way (and they aren't, unless you enjoy stereotyping people). So basically, this toy embodies racial stereotypes.

Just look up the real definition of Oreo, compare that definition to Oreo cookies, and then look at the African American version of the doll. Then you'll understand why this toy is racist.

Thank God this stupid doll came out before Oreos existed in Britain. I found out that Oreo Barbie was released in 1997. Why would you make a doll based on a chocolate biscuit?

18 Barbie Doll

Bad for kids. I never liked them.

19 Baby Wee Wee

It's a baby with a willy.

20 Water Weenies

The title itself sounds inappropriate.

21 Flying F**k RC Helicopter
22 Pregnant Midge

She taught little kids about teen pregnancy, which was just stupid.

23 Swearing Minion
24 Cabbage Patch Dolls

If you want to know the controversy, a line of Cabbage Patch Kids Dolls where you could feed the dolls plastic food was removed from shelves. This was because there were many complaints about human hairs getting stuck in the unturnoffable gears in the mouth.

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