Top Ten Most Inappropriate Kids ToysThere are many unbelievable, hilariously, and inappropriate kids toys. So here is the top ten most inappropriate kids toys.
The Top Ten
Made for a joke? Because people make dolls based on everything nowadays.
Oh come on, who would sell a dictator doll to children? - Delgia2k
Maybe the creators wanted to pander to their antisemetic audience? - TwilightKitsune
Nobody likes Hitler. He's a horrible person. - Powerfulgirl10
Condom plushies are better.
At least they can be educational. - Muffet13
Is this gonna make your child a pervert or what? Not a good idea to introduce your child to sex. - JoeBoi
I would laugh if they made a pole dancer Barbie doll. Oh the toy gets enough controversy, saying it will make girls anorexic when they don't even take any notice of what shape the doll is they just play with it.
Yep, it's real. Who made this idea? - Delgia2k
Oh boy! I can't wait to start my professional business with some early training! - TwilightKitsune
If you wanna be a drug dealer, maybe you can learn from this - Delgia2k
Get em started while their young.
They actually sell these toys? - PizzaGuy
You mean Dora the explorer? I hate her, WITH A BURNING RED PASSION!
Get it right on this one, Dora aquapet resemble... well, um penile organ - Delgia2k
I absolutely hate Dora, but I don't get why this is on here. Probably because it looks like a girl in a... penis.
I guess somebody legit had the idea to make a dildo for kids.
(sigh) the girl is supposed to breastfeeding the baby doll - Delgia2k
That just crossed the line!
You just crossed the line, bro! - BorisRule
I think a mother invented this when she wanted that.
It must've been Joker's work.
Batman is gonna get really angry when he saw this - Delgia2k
That's why Batman became brooder because of this
, Batman's penis turned into a gun.
Nimbus 2000, it was extremely inappropriate in that it stimulated sexual pleasure by Vibrating. Good thing it got banned. - SamanthaRosie
The creators of the broom were trying to make a realistic broom, but they did a big mistake when older fans purchased it because it vibrated. It was only around for the first film.
The broom vibrates on kid's crotch. Enough said - Delgia2k
In Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone book. Harry had heard Fred and George Weasley complain about the school brooms, saying that some of them started to vibrate if you flew too high, or always flew slightly to the left.
You feed it poop.
Totally agree with Dutty. You have to feed the dog ITS OWN POO - Muffet13
Once it’s pooped, you mould the clay into food and FEED IT TO THE DOG AGAIN.
This toy shouldn't be made for kids. Neither the others on this list. I bet these toys are for ages 15 and up.
The baby's hair isn't only on top of the head, also on butt and crotch - Delgia2k
That should be banned
I don't even know what to make of this anymore... - Misfire
It looked like Frankenstein’s dildo to some that they rebranded it into the light-up glove. - Gregory
Plush toys aren't inappropriate. Pee and Poo plus he's aren't either. They are just ugly.
You don't have to. People, if you want to know what this is, just look it up.
Do I have to explain? - Delgia2k
It's a baby with a willy.
Whenever the adverts come on for this thing, I immediately lose my appetite.
Pick the bogies out of his nose until his head automatically springs open and his brain zooms up. Only for toilet humour fans.
Terrified me as a child.
They look like undead horrific monsterous hideous ugly zombies.
This was so racist that it had sparked a significant amount of backlash and controversy. - JoeBoi
Just look up the real definition of Oreo, compare the definition to the Oreo cookies, and then look at the African American version of the doll. Then you'll understand why this toy is racist.
I just looked it up, and the definition of an Oreo (not the cookies) is a stereotype about an African American that shares many traits in common with white people? Personally, I didn't know that each race was supposed to act in a specific way (and they AREN'T, unless you enjoy stereotyping people). So basically, this toy is the embodiement of racial stereotypes.
Thank god this stupid doll came out before Oreos existed in Britain. Found out Oreo Barbie came out in 1997. Why would you make a doll based on a chocolate biscuit?
Hopefully he just guesses.
That sounds creepy...
That's very creepy. - Powerfulgirl10
Frankie: Elmo knows your name!
Elmo: Hello Luna Bob the 1st wanna play?
Frankie: (Giggles) Told you!
Luna: OH HECK NO!
Moral: Elmo is a Pedophile
Us congress banded it.
You want to know what's inappropriate? Sea Monkeys they are basically little nothings that don't do anything.
"If you touch my hair, I'll hit you with a chair! " - Navylexi
Barbie sucks super bad. But I don't find her inappropriate. - Powerfulgirl10
Bad for kids. I never liked them
The title itself sounds inappropriate. - Powerfulgirl10
"Water Weenies" "SuperSquirt" Uhh.
This is literally the word "F" with propellers. Lol. - Powerfulgirl10
I cracked at this one lol - BorisRule
What? - Officialpen
There's a video where a little girl is flying one and it ends up in the fireplace. Yikes. - Synchronocity
Moral of the story: never play with your toys while you're next to the fireplace - BorisRule
I had something like that, actually. - Misfire
Fun, but dangerous.
You must be weak if it made you faint.
A ball with a face would scare someone ha.
I saw one in a charity shop and almost FAINTED!
I would faint if this thing jumpscared at midnight - Muffet13
I hate bouncy balls they make me look like an idiot. They are so boring too Should be higher
Because if you have a dirty mind it looks like a you-know-what-sack when ridden especially by a male. - Gregory
This doll is creepy because of his teeth - Delgia2k
"Islam is the light."
Ken: Hi I'm Ken the boyfriend of Barbie who people are scared of because she has boobs. Even though we are older than Sindy.
She taught little kids to learn about teen pregnancy, which was just stupid. - Gregory
GET A CONDOM PLUSHIE - Muffet13
Oh crap this toy. You pull the darn finger from the monkeys butt and watch it burst. It feels like Pop the Pig but with a stupid purple monkey and he farts. Watch the commercial or see it at Toys r us in the darn board game section and see so.
Same one who posted about the toy, Toys R Us closed
ANNOYING CRYING SOUND TO RIP MY EARS OUT
LOUD CRYING MAKES MY EARS BLEED!
There was a brand called Flubber which contained dangerous levels of boron, which is toxic and kids played with it at risk of health conditions and diseases.
What’s so bad about Bratz dolls? at least they’re better than Barbie.
It literally looks like a boob more than a bubble. Seriously why make toys that look inappropriate?
They’re supposed to look like a bubble & play like a ball, but unfortunately the point where you inflate them has a large bull’s eye pattern that makes the ball look like a female chest part. And kids play with it. What were the designers thinking? - SamanthaRosie
I wouldn't want to have this - BorisRule
"Let's have sex! "
No thank you. I don’t consent. - Muffet13
"Okay You Crazy B$&@c'
Sounds like twerking animals - Muffet13
Kids wouldn't want to see a dog, two bears, a panda, and a fox that can twerk, but I think some teenagers would like to
If you want to know the controversy. A line of Cabbage Patch Kids Dolls were you could feed the dolls plastic foods were removed from shelves because their were many complaints about human hairs getting stuck in the un-turnoffable gears in the mouth.
The food eating ones actually KILL people! - Powerfulgirl10
I had these... I don't see anything appropriate with them. They're very cute! - Misfire
These things SWEAR!
So cute and fun but can't turn off-glitterruby
The yo-yo balls are the ones that got recalled for chemical dangers and strangulation.
People say it's a 90s fad its not its one of the oldest toys in the world. It was created in 500 because. First made popular in the 1920s.
When I was little I used to have one of these, which partially scared me...now when I look at them for some reason I feel uneasy.