Top Ten Most Inappropriate Kids Toys

There are many unbelievable, hilariously, and inappropriate kids toys. So here is the top ten most inappropriate kids toys.
The Top Ten
1 Hitler doll

Made for a joke? Because people make dolls based on everything nowadays.

Oh come on, who would sell a dictator doll to children?

Only Eric Cartman would play with something like this.

A Hitler DOLL!? WHO WOULD MAKE A DOLL OF ONE OF THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE IN HISTORY!?

2 Pole dance doll

I would laugh if they made a pole dancer Barbie doll. Oh the toy gets enough controversy, saying it will make girls anorexic when they don't even take any notice of what shape the doll is they just play with it.

Pole dancing is inappropriate for children, and the doll is in a BIKINI. One time there was some lady in crazy clothing, and she was going to pole dance. So I left the living room.
TMI, okay?
Okay...

Is this gonna make your child a pervert or what? Not a good idea to introduce your child to sex.

Seriously. A stripper doll? I'm glad this is Number 1.

3 Drug dealer magnet set

Oh boy! I can't wait to start my professional business with some early training!

If you wanna be a drug dealer, maybe you can learn from this

Why? Why on earth do people make these toys?

Get em started while their young.

4 Dora aquapet

I absolutely hate Dora, but I don't get why this is on here. Probably because it looks like a girl in a... penis.

This toy has my least favorite T.V. character, and a horrible shape. It's a Dora in a Penis.

Get it right on this one, Dora aquapet resemble... well, um penile organ

I guess somebody legit had the idea to make a dildo for kids.

5 Baby's First Baby
6 The Breastfeeding Doll

I think a mother invented this when she wanted that.

You just crossed the line, bro!

That just crossed the line!

WHAT

7 Batman Water Gun

Batman is gonna get really angry when he saw this

That's why Batman became brooder because of this

There WAS such a thing in 1995. Got a problem with that?

Batman must feel really uncomfortable.

8 Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broomstick

It was 2001, 9/11 caused a major outbreak, two of the best Nintendo consoles were released and there were three new successful kids movie franchises - Shrek, Monsters Inc and Harry Potter, the latter existed for quite a while, but Pottermania grew with the movies, and Toys R Us decided to cash in... little did they know...

In Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone book. Harry had heard Fred and George Weasley complain about the school brooms, saying that some of them started to vibrate if you flew too high, or always flew slightly to the left.

The creators of the broom were trying to make a realistic broom, but they did a big mistake when older fans purchased it because it vibrated. It was only around for the first film.

Nimbus 2000, it was extremely inappropriate in that it stimulated sexual pleasure by Vibrating. Good thing it got banned.

9 Doggy Doo Board Game Doggy Doo Board Game Product Image

Totally agree with Dutty. You have to feed the dog ITS OWN POO

You feed it poop.
- TheDuttyGyal

Once it’s pooped, you mould the clay into food and FEED IT TO THE DOG AGAIN.
- TheDuttyGyal

10 You can shave the baby

This toy shouldn't be made for kids. Neither the others on this list. I bet these toys are for ages 15 and up.

The baby's hair isn't only on top of the head, also on butt and crotch

I don't even know what to make of this anymore...

I hate this toy. You have to shave a baby!

The Contenders
11 E.T. Finger Light

Someone deadass decided to sell dildos to kids

It looked like Frankenstein’s dildo to some that they rebranded it into the light-up glove.

12 Pee and poo dolls Pee and poo dolls Product Image

You don't have to. People, if you want to know what this is, just look it up.

Do I have to explain?

13 Baby Wee Wee

It's a baby with a willy.

14 Gooey Louie Gooey Louie Product Image

Pick the bogies out of his nose until his head automatically springs open and his brain zooms up. Only for toilet humour fans.

Whenever the adverts come on for this thing, I immediately lose my appetite.

Terrified me as a child.

15 Garbage Pail Kids Trading Cards Garbage Pail Kids Trading Cards Product Image

They look like undead horrific monsterous hideous ugly zombies.

16 Oreo Barbie (African American Version)

I just looked it up, and the definition of an Oreo (not the cookies) is a stereotype about an African American that shares many traits in common with white people? Personally, I didn't know that each race was supposed to act in a specific way (and they AREN'T, unless you enjoy stereotyping people). So basically, this toy is the embodiement of racial stereotypes.

Just look up the real definition of Oreo, compare the definition to the Oreo cookies, and then look at the African American version of the doll. Then you'll understand why this toy is racist.

Thank god this stupid doll came out before Oreos existed in Britain. Found out Oreo Barbie came out in 1997. Why would you make a doll based on a chocolate biscuit?

This was so racist that it had sparked a significant amount of backlash and controversy.

17 Elmo Knows Your Name Doll

I have a girl in my school named tammy by the way my name is Lily and she have every toys in this list (except for barbie and bratz) my school allows to bring toys and she brought ecabbage pacth dolls once the dolls ate courtney's soccer ball and basket ball,teacher's pen ,everyone's lunch and more... sorry I accidently voted for elmo knows your name I was gonna vote for cabbage patch doll

*Insert cliche comment telling a story here.*

Elmo... how did you find out my name?

Hopefully he just guesses.

18 Lawn Darts

Us congress banded it.

19 Barbie Doll

Ridiculous, all girls have played with them for decades, centuries. One of the oldest dolls.
Oh it's the boobs? How PC Correct. We have become.

When I was a kid I used to play with my Barbie dolls taking her clothes off nearly all the time. No one said anything and colour her hair with felt tip pens.

You want to know what's inappropriate? Sea Monkeys they are basically little nothings that don't do anything.

Barbie sucks super bad. But I don't find her inappropriate.

"If you touch my hair, I'll hit you with a chair! "

20 Cabbage Patch Dolls Cabbage Patch Dolls Product Image

If you want to know the controversy. A line of Cabbage Patch Kids Dolls were you could feed the dolls plastic foods were removed from shelves because their were many complaints about human hairs getting stuck in the un-turnoffable gears in the mouth.

sorry I mean they even eat your body

they can eat anything why does these even exist even your body

The food eating ones actually KILL people!

21 Water Weenies Water Weenies Product Image

The title itself sounds inappropriate.

Water weenies?

"Water Weenies" "SuperSquirt" Uhh.

22 Rad Repeatin’ Tarzan
23 Boobah Plushie

A ball with a face would scare someone ha.

You must be weak if it made you faint.

I would faint if this thing jumpscared at midnight

I saw one in a charity shop and almost FAINTED!
- TheDuttyGyal

24 Flying F**k RC Helicopter

This is literally the word "F" with propellers. Lol.

I cracked at this one lol

25 Sky Dancer Dolls Sky Dancer Dolls Product Image

There's a video where a little girl is flying one and it ends up in the fireplace. Yikes.

I had something like that, actually.

Fun, but dangerous.

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