Top Ten Most Inappropriate Kids Toys

There are many unbelievable, hilariously, and inappropriate kids toys. So here is the top ten most inappropriate kids toys.

The Top Ten

1 Pole dance doll

I would laugh if they made a pole dancer Barbie doll. Oh the toy gets enough controversy, saying it will make girls anorexic when they don't even take any notice of what shape the doll is they just play with it.

Yep, it's real. Who made this idea? - Delgia2k

Does it at least have clothes on - simpsondude

Seriously. A stripper doll? I'm glad this is Number 1. - Powerfulgirl10

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2 Hitler doll

Oh come on, who would sell a dictator doll to children? - Delgia2k

Nobody likes Hitler. He's a horrible person. - Powerfulgirl10

Why? Why Hitler dolls? - TwilightKitsune

This is real? - AliciaMae

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3 Dora aquapet

You mean Dora the explorer? I hate her, WITH A BURNING RED PASSION!

I absolutely hate Dora, but I don't get why this is on here. Probably because it looks like a girl in a... penis.

Get it right on this one, Dora aquapet resemble... well, um penile organ - Delgia2k

It looks like a... uh... an... eggplant! - Extractinator04

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4 Drug dealer magnet set

If you wanna be a drug dealer, maybe you can learn from this - Delgia2k

They actually sell these toys? - PizzaGuy

Oh boy! I can't wait to start my professional business with some early training! - TwilightKitsune

Why? Why on earth do people make these toys? - Powerfulgirl10

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5 The Breastfeeding Doll

(sigh) the girl is supposed to breastfeeding the baby doll - Delgia2k

That just crossed the line!


#D.I.S.T.U.R.B.E.D. w-what? is this actaully real? Because if it is, then the creators of it must be pervs

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6 You can shave the baby

This toy shouldn't be made for kids. Neither the others on this list. I bet these toys are for ages 15 and up.

The baby's hair isn't only on top of the head, also on butt and crotch - Delgia2k

That should be banned

I hate this toy. You have to shave a baby! - Powerfulgirl10

7 Harry Potter's vibrating broom

The creators of the broom were trying to make a realistic broom, but they did a big mistake when older fans purchased it because it vibrated. It was only around for the first film.

The broom vibrates on kid's crotch. Enough said - Delgia2k

Who thought of this!? - DarkDragon_492

17 year olds liked it.

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8 Baby Wee Wee

It's a baby with a willy.

9 Pee and poo dolls

Plush toys aren't inappropriate. Pee and Poo plus he's aren't either. They are just ugly.

You don't have to. People, if you want to know what this is, just look it up.

Do I have to explain? - Delgia2k

10 Oreo Barbie (African American Version)

Just look up the real definition of Oreo, compare the definition to the Oreo cookies, and then look at the African American version of the doll. Then you'll understand why this toy is racist.

I just looked it up, and the definition of an Oreo (not the cookies) is a stereotype about an African American that shares many traits in common with white people? Personally, I didn't know that each race was supposed to act in a specific way (and they AREN'T, unless you enjoy stereotyping people). So basically, this toy is the embodiement of racial stereotypes.

Thank god this stupid doll came out before Oreos existed in Britain. Found out Oreo Barbie came out in 1997. Why would you make a doll based on a chocolate biscuit?

This toy is super racist. - Powerfulgirl10

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The Newcomers

? Plushie
? Dance With Me Teletubbies

The Contenders

11 Elmo Knows Your Name Doll

Hopefully he just guesses.

That sounds creepy...

That's very creepy. - Powerfulgirl10

Elmo is a stalker - AliciaMae

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12 Batman Water Gun

It must've been Joker's work.

Batman is gonna get really angry when he saw this - Delgia2k

That's why Batman became brooder because of this

I am batman

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13 Barbie Doll

"If you touch my hair, I'll hit you with a chair! " - Navylexi

Barbie sucks super bad. But I don't find her inappropriate. - Powerfulgirl10

Bad for kids. I never liked them

Have you seen the newer Sindy doll.

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14 Water Weenies

The title itself sounds inappropriate. - Powerfulgirl10

"Water Weenies" "SuperSquirt" Uhh.

15 Baby's First Baby
16 Mr.buttons doll

This doll is creepy because of his teeth - Delgia2k

17 Fisher Price Little Mommy Baby Doll

"Islam is the light."

18 Flying F**k RC Helicopter

This is literally the word "F" with propellers. Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

What? - Officialpen

19 Rad Repeatin’ Tarzan
20 Lawn Darts

Us congress banded it.

21 Ken

Ken: Hi I'm Ken the boyfriend of Barbie who people are scared of because she has boobs. Even though we are older than Sindy.

22 Baby Alive Sweet Tears


23 Garbage Pail Kids Trading Cards

They look like undead horrific monsterous hideous ugly zombies.

24 Swearing Minion
25 Elmo Phone Toy

"Let's have sex! "

26 Triplet Dolls

"Okay You Crazy B$&@c'

27 Shake It! Animal Dolls
28 Dancing Teddy Bears

Kids wouldn't want to see a dog, two bears, a panda, and a fox that can twerk, but I think some teenagers would like to

29 Cabbage Patch Dolls

If you want to know the controversy. A line of Cabbage Patch Kids Dolls were you could feed the dolls plastic foods were removed from shelves because their were many complaints about human hairs getting stuck in the un-turnoffable gears in the mouth.

The food eating ones actually KILL people! - Powerfulgirl10

30 Lion Voltron
31 Gooey Louie
32 Sky Dancer Dolls

Fun, but dangerous.

33 Furby

These things SWEAR!

34 Shelby

Furby's friend.

35 Shelby

Furby friend

36 Yo-Yo

People say it's a 90s fad its not its one of the oldest toys in the world. It was created in 500 because. First made popular in the 1920s.

37 E.T. Finger Light
38 Pregnant Midge
39 Pull My Finger

Oh crap this toy. You pull the darn finger from the monkeys butt and watch it burst. It feels like Pop the Pig but with a stupid purple monkey and he farts. Watch the commercial or see it at Toys r us in the darn board game section and see so.

40 Teddy Ruxpin
41 FIJIT Friends
42 Baby Alive
43 Disney Pixar Cars Damaged Mood Springs Racer

I find it inappropriate that a damaged car gets sold as a toy(even though its fictional),a sad reminder about the fact car accidents happen frequently.

44 Cry Babies
45 Slime
46 Boobah Plushie Boobah Plushie
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