Top Ten Most Inappropriate Kids Toys

Delgia2k
There are many unbelievable, hilariously, and inappropriate kids toys. So here is the top ten most inappropriate kids toys.

The Top Ten

1 Hitler doll

Oh come on, who would sell a dictator doll to children? - Delgia2k

Nobody likes Hitler. He's a horrible person. - Powerfulgirl10

Why? Why Hitler dolls? - TwilightKitsune

This is real? - AliciaMae

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2 Pole dance doll

I would laugh if they made a pole dancer Barbie doll. Oh the toy gets enough controversy, saying it will make girls anorexic when they don't even take any notice of what shape the doll is they just play with it.

Yep, it's real. Who made this idea? - Delgia2k

Does it at least have clothes on - simpsondude

This is weird.. - Epikrika

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3 Drug dealer magnet set

If you wanna be a drug dealer, maybe you can learn from this - Delgia2k

Oh boy! I can't wait to start my professional business with some early training! - TwilightKitsune

"Yo kids wanna learn how to be a master criminal for a month and then go to jail for 50 years? WONDER NO MORE! " - Epikrika

Get em started while their young.

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4 Dora aquapet

You mean Dora the explorer? I hate her, WITH A BURNING RED PASSION!

Most likely because you're over the age of 11. Dora is a LITTLE kid's show. Jeez. - Epikrika

Get it right on this one, Dora aquapet resemble... well, um penile organ - Delgia2k

I absolutely hate Dora, but I don't get why this is on here. Probably because it looks like a girl in a... penis.

It looks like a... uh... an... eggplant! - Extractinator04

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5 Baby's First Baby
6 The Breastfeeding Doll

(sigh) the girl is supposed to breastfeeding the baby doll - Delgia2k

That just crossed the line!

CROSSED THE LINE

"eyy girls ever wanted to have your b00bs be sucked by a robot? Well we present the 'Breastfeeding Doll! ' Available in 483 different models." - Epikrika

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7 Batman Water Gun

It must've been Joker's work.

Batman is gonna get really angry when he saw this - Delgia2k

That's why Batman became brooder because of this

I'm in class. I'm DYING of laughter. I can't laugh out loud. I'm crying tears of joy by looking at this. Help? - Epikrika

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8 Doggy Doo Board Game
9 You can shave the baby

This toy shouldn't be made for kids. Neither the others on this list. I bet these toys are for ages 15 and up.

The baby's hair isn't only on top of the head, also on butt and crotch - Delgia2k

That should be banned

I hate this toy. You have to shave a baby! - Powerfulgirl10

10 Harry Potter's vibrating broom

In Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone book. Harry had heard Fred and George Weasley complain about the school brooms, saying that some of them started to vibrate if you flew too high, or always flew slightly to the left.

The creators of the broom were trying to make a realistic broom, but they did a big mistake when older fans purchased it because it vibrated. It was only around for the first film.

The broom vibrates on kid's crotch. Enough said - Delgia2k

This is weirder than I thought. - Epikrika

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The Newcomers

? Bratz Dolls

The Contenders

11 Pee and poo dolls

Plush toys aren't inappropriate. Pee and Poo plus he's aren't either. They are just ugly.

You don't have to. People, if you want to know what this is, just look it up.

Do I have to explain? - Delgia2k

12 E.T. Finger Light
13 Baby Wee Wee

It's a baby with a willy.

14 Garbage Pail Kids Trading Cards

They look like undead horrific monsterous hideous ugly zombies.

15 Oreo Barbie (African American Version)

Just look up the real definition of Oreo, compare the definition to the Oreo cookies, and then look at the African American version of the doll. Then you'll understand why this toy is racist.

I just looked it up, and the definition of an Oreo (not the cookies) is a stereotype about an African American that shares many traits in common with white people? Personally, I didn't know that each race was supposed to act in a specific way (and they AREN'T, unless you enjoy stereotyping people). So basically, this toy is the embodiement of racial stereotypes.

Thank god this stupid doll came out before Oreos existed in Britain. Found out Oreo Barbie came out in 1997. Why would you make a doll based on a chocolate biscuit?

This is actually very racist if you research and think about it. - Epikrika

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16 Gooey Louie
17 Elmo Knows Your Name Doll

Hopefully he just guesses.

That sounds creepy...

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-982 must be kept away from all children at all times. - Epikrika

Elmo is a stalker - AliciaMae

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18 Lawn Darts

Terraria darts in a nutshell - Epikrika

Us congress banded it.

19 Water Weenies

The title itself sounds inappropriate. - Powerfulgirl10

Water weenies?

BATHROOM TIME! - Epikrika

"Water Weenies" "SuperSquirt" Uhh.

20 Barbie Doll

"If you touch my hair, I'll hit you with a chair! " - Navylexi

Barbie sucks super bad. But I don't find her inappropriate. - Powerfulgirl10

Bad for kids. I never liked them

Have you seen the newer Sindy doll.

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21 Mr.buttons doll

This doll is creepy because of his teeth - Delgia2k

22 Fisher Price Little Mommy Baby Doll

"Islam is the light."

23 Flying F**k RC Helicopter

This is literally the word "F" with propellers. Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

What? - Officialpen

"Mommy, look at that flying word! "
"Where, sweetie? "
"Up there! Look! "
"OH MY F****** GOD! " - Epikrika

24 Rad Repeatin’ Tarzan
25 Ken

Ken: Hi I'm Ken the boyfriend of Barbie who people are scared of because she has boobs. Even though we are older than Sindy.

26 Baby Alive Sweet Tears

ANNOYING CRYING SOUND TO RIP MY EARS OUT

27 Cry Babies

LOUD CRYING MAKES MY EARS BLEED!

28 Swearing Minion
29 My Little Pony: So Soft Newborn Pinkie Pie

Wait, what? - Epikrika

30 Elmo Phone Toy

"Let's have sex! "

31 Triplet Dolls

"Okay You Crazy B$&@c'

32 Shake It! Animal Dolls

Why exactly is this bad, do they twerk? - Epikrika

33 Dancing Teddy Bears

Kids wouldn't want to see a dog, two bears, a panda, and a fox that can twerk, but I think some teenagers would like to

34 Cabbage Patch Dolls

If you want to know the controversy. A line of Cabbage Patch Kids Dolls were you could feed the dolls plastic foods were removed from shelves because their were many complaints about human hairs getting stuck in the un-turnoffable gears in the mouth.

Sounds like something out of a horror movie - Epikrika

The food eating ones actually KILL people! - Powerfulgirl10

35 Lion Voltron
36 Sky Dancer Dolls

Fun, but dangerous.

37 Furby

These things SWEAR!

The U.S. government once banned them in their offices I think.

? - Epikrika

38 Shelby

Furby's friend.

39 Shelby

Furby friend

40 Yo-Yo

It's the one from Terraria, right? - Epikrika

People say it's a 90s fad its not its one of the oldest toys in the world. It was created in 500 because. First made popular in the 1920s.

41 Pregnant Midge
42 Pull My Finger

Oh crap this toy. You pull the darn finger from the monkeys butt and watch it burst. It feels like Pop the Pig but with a stupid purple monkey and he farts. Watch the commercial or see it at Toys r us in the darn board game section and see so.

Disgusting. - Epikrika

43 Teddy Ruxpin
44 FIJIT Friends
45 Baby Alive
46 Disney Pixar Cars Damaged Mood Springs Racer

I find it inappropriate that a damaged car gets sold as a toy(even though its fictional),a sad reminder about the fact car accidents happen frequently.

47 Slime
48 Boobah Plushie Boobah Plushie

Not really, unless you'd want to scare older guys. - Epikrika

49 Dance With Me Teletubbies
50 Plushie
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