Top Ten Most Inappropriate Kids Toys

There are many unbelievable, hilariously, and inappropriate kids toys. So here is the top ten most inappropriate kids toys.

The Top Ten

1 Hitler doll

A Hitler DOLL!? WHO WOULD MAKE A DOLL OF ONE OF THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE IN HISTORY!? - MasterLink

Made for a joke? Because people make dolls based on everything nowadays.

Oh come on, who would sell a dictator doll to children? - Delgia2k

Nobody likes Hitler. He's a horrible person. - Powerfulgirl10

2 Pole dance doll

Lol.
Condom plushies are better.
At least they can be educational. - Muffet13

Is this gonna make your child a pervert or what? Not a good idea to introduce your child to sex. - JoeBoi

I would laugh if they made a pole dancer Barbie doll. Oh the toy gets enough controversy, saying it will make girls anorexic when they don't even take any notice of what shape the doll is they just play with it.

Yep, it's real. Who made this idea? - Delgia2k

3 Drug dealer magnet set

Oh boy! I can't wait to start my professional business with some early training! - TwilightKitsune

If you wanna be a drug dealer, maybe you can learn from this - Delgia2k

Get em started while their young.

They actually sell these toys? - PizzaGuy

4 Dora aquapet

You mean Dora the explorer? I hate her, WITH A BURNING RED PASSION!

Get it right on this one, Dora aquapet resemble... well, um penile organ - Delgia2k

I absolutely hate Dora, but I don't get why this is on here. Probably because it looks like a girl in a... penis.

I guess somebody legit had the idea to make a dildo for kids.

5 Baby's First Baby
6 The Breastfeeding Doll

(sigh) the girl is supposed to breastfeeding the baby doll - Delgia2k

That just crossed the line!

You just crossed the line, bro! - BorisRule

I think a mother invented this when she wanted that.

7 Batman Water Gun

It must've been Joker's work.

Batman is gonna get really angry when he saw this - Delgia2k

That's why Batman became brooder because of this

, Batman's penis turned into a gun.

8 Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broomstick

Nimbus 2000, it was extremely inappropriate in that it stimulated sexual pleasure by Vibrating. Good thing it got banned. - SamanthaRosie

The creators of the broom were trying to make a realistic broom, but they did a big mistake when older fans purchased it because it vibrated. It was only around for the first film.

The broom vibrates on kid's crotch. Enough said - Delgia2k

In Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone book. Harry had heard Fred and George Weasley complain about the school brooms, saying that some of them started to vibrate if you flew too high, or always flew slightly to the left.

9 Doggy Doo Board Game

You feed it poop.
- TheDuttyGyal

Totally agree with Dutty. You have to feed the dog ITS OWN POO - Muffet13

Once it’s pooped, you mould the clay into food and FEED IT TO THE DOG AGAIN.
- TheDuttyGyal

10 You can shave the baby

This toy shouldn't be made for kids. Neither the others on this list. I bet these toys are for ages 15 and up.

The baby's hair isn't only on top of the head, also on butt and crotch - Delgia2k

That should be banned

I don't even know what to make of this anymore... - Misfire

The Contenders

11 E.T. Finger Light

Someone deadass decided to sell dildos to kids - KillerKiryuCreations

It looked like Frankenstein’s dildo to some that they rebranded it into the light-up glove. - Gregory

12 Pee and poo dolls

Plush toys aren't inappropriate. Pee and Poo plus he's aren't either. They are just ugly.

You don't have to. People, if you want to know what this is, just look it up.

Do I have to explain? - Delgia2k

13 Baby Wee Wee

It's a baby with a willy.

14 Gooey Louie

Whenever the adverts come on for this thing, I immediately lose my appetite.

Pick the bogies out of his nose until his head automatically springs open and his brain zooms up. Only for toilet humour fans.

Terrified me as a child.

15 Garbage Pail Kids Trading Cards

They look like undead horrific monsterous hideous ugly zombies.

16 Oreo Barbie (African American Version)

This was so racist that it had sparked a significant amount of backlash and controversy. - JoeBoi

Just look up the real definition of Oreo, compare the definition to the Oreo cookies, and then look at the African American version of the doll. Then you'll understand why this toy is racist.

I just looked it up, and the definition of an Oreo (not the cookies) is a stereotype about an African American that shares many traits in common with white people? Personally, I didn't know that each race was supposed to act in a specific way (and they AREN'T, unless you enjoy stereotyping people). So basically, this toy is the embodiement of racial stereotypes.

Thank god this stupid doll came out before Oreos existed in Britain. Found out Oreo Barbie came out in 1997. Why would you make a doll based on a chocolate biscuit?

17 Elmo Knows Your Name Doll

I have a girl in my school named tammy by the way my name is Lily and she have every toys in this list (except for barbie and bratz) my school allows to bring toys and she brought ecabbage pacth dolls once the dolls ate courtney's soccer ball and basket ball,teacher's pen ,everyone's lunch and more... sorry I accidently voted for elmo knows your name I was gonna vote for cabbage patch doll

Hopefully he just guesses.

That sounds creepy...

That's very creepy. - Powerfulgirl10

18 Lawn Darts

Us congress banded it.

19 Barbie Doll

You want to know what's inappropriate? Sea Monkeys they are basically little nothings that don't do anything.

"If you touch my hair, I'll hit you with a chair! " - Navylexi

Barbie sucks super bad. But I don't find her inappropriate. - Powerfulgirl10

Bad for kids. I never liked them

20 Water Weenies

The title itself sounds inappropriate. - Powerfulgirl10

Water weenies?

"Water Weenies" "SuperSquirt" Uhh.

21 Rad Repeatin’ Tarzan
22 Boobah Plushie

You must be weak if it made you faint.

A ball with a face would scare someone ha.

I saw one in a charity shop and almost FAINTED!
- TheDuttyGyal

I would faint if this thing jumpscared at midnight - Muffet13

23 Flying F**k RC Helicopter

This is literally the word "F" with propellers. Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

I cracked at this one lol - BorisRule

What? - Officialpen

These exist?

24 Sky Dancer Dolls

There's a video where a little girl is flying one and it ends up in the fireplace. Yikes. - Synchronocity

Moral of the story: never play with your toys while you're next to the fireplace - BorisRule

I had something like that, actually. - Misfire

Fun, but dangerous.

25 Hopper Ball

I hate bouncy balls they make me look like an idiot. They are so boring too Should be higher

Because if you have a dirty mind it looks like a you-know-what-sack when ridden especially by a male. - Gregory

26 Mr.buttons doll

This doll is creepy because of his teeth - Delgia2k

27 Fisher Price Little Mommy Baby Doll

"Islam is the light."

28 Cabbage Patch Dolls

they can eat anything why does these even exist even your body

If you want to know the controversy. A line of Cabbage Patch Kids Dolls were you could feed the dolls plastic foods were removed from shelves because their were many complaints about human hairs getting stuck in the un-turnoffable gears in the mouth.

The food eating ones actually KILL people! - Powerfulgirl10

29 Ken

Ken: Hi I'm Ken the boyfriend of Barbie who people are scared of because she has boobs. Even though we are older than Sindy.

30 Pregnant Midge

She taught little kids to learn about teen pregnancy, which was just stupid. - Gregory

GET A CONDOM PLUSHIE - Muffet13

31 Pull My Finger

Oh crap this toy. You pull the darn finger from the monkeys butt and watch it burst. It feels like Pop the Pig but with a stupid purple monkey and he farts. Watch the commercial or see it at Toys r us in the darn board game section and see so.

Same one who posted about the toy, Toys R Us closed

32 Baby Alive Sweet Tears

ANNOYING CRYING SOUND TO RIP MY EARS OUT

33 Cry Babies

LOUD CRYING MAKES MY EARS BLEED!

34 Slime

There was a brand called Flubber which contained dangerous levels of boron, which is toxic and kids played with it at risk of health conditions and diseases.

Depends

35 Swearing Minion
36 Plushie
37 My Little Pony: So Soft Newborn Pinkie Pie
38 Bratz Dolls

What’s so bad about Bratz dolls? at least they’re better than Barbie.

39 Wubble Bubble Ball

It literally looks like a boob more than a bubble. Seriously why make toys that look inappropriate?

They’re supposed to look like a bubble & play like a ball, but unfortunately the point where you inflate them has a large bull’s eye pattern that makes the ball look like a female chest part. And kids play with it. What were the designers thinking? - SamanthaRosie

40 Giant Microbes Black Death - The Plague Plush Toy

I wouldn't want to have this - BorisRule

41 Elmo Phone Toy

"Let's have sex! "

No thank you. I don’t consent. - Muffet13

42 Triplet Dolls

"Okay You Crazy B$&@c'

43 Shake It! Animal Dolls

Sounds like twerking animals - Muffet13

44 Dancing Teddy Bears

Kids wouldn't want to see a dog, two bears, a panda, and a fox that can twerk, but I think some teenagers would like to

45 Lion Voltron
46 Furby

I had these... I don't see anything appropriate with them. They're very cute! - Misfire

These things SWEAR!

So cute and fun but can't turn off-glitterruby

47 Shelby

Furby's friend.

Furby friend

48 Yo-Yo

The yo-yo balls are the ones that got recalled for chemical dangers and strangulation.

People say it's a 90s fad its not its one of the oldest toys in the world. It was created in 500 because. First made popular in the 1920s.

49 Teddy Ruxpin
50 FIJIT Friends

When I was little I used to have one of these, which partially scared me...now when I look at them for some reason I feel uneasy.

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