Top Ten Most Inappropriate Kids Toys

Delgia2k
There are many unbelievable, hilariously, and inappropriate kids toys. So here is the top ten most inappropriate kids toys.

The Top Ten

1 Hitler doll

I shall burn the toy. - Misfire

This toy exists - ElSherlock

Why would anyone give this to their child?

Maybe the creators wanted to pander to their antisemetic audience? - TwilightKitsune

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2 Pole dance doll

Is this gonna make your child a pervert or what? Not a good idea to introduce your child to sex. - JoeBoi

Why? - ElSherlock

I would laugh if they made a pole dancer Barbie doll. Oh the toy gets enough controversy, saying it will make girls anorexic when they don't even take any notice of what shape the doll is they just play with it.

Yep, it's real. Who made this idea? - Delgia2k

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3 Drug dealer magnet set

Get em started while their young.

Oh boy! I can't wait to start my professional business with some early training! - TwilightKitsune

If you wanna be a drug dealer, maybe you can learn from this - Delgia2k

They actually sell these toys? - PizzaGuy

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4 Dora aquapet

Get it right on this one, Dora aquapet resemble... well, um penile organ - Delgia2k

You mean Dora the explorer? I hate her, WITH A BURNING RED PASSION!

I absolutely hate Dora, but I don't get why this is on here. Probably because it looks like a girl in a... penis.

I guess somebody legit had the idea to make a dildo for kids.

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5 Baby's First Baby
6 The Breastfeeding Doll

You just crossed the line, bro! - BorisRule

WHAT - Misfire

(sigh) the girl is supposed to breastfeeding the baby doll - Delgia2k

That just crossed the line!

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7 Batman Water Gun

Joker would be punched by Batman - BorisRule

Oh - ElSherlock

It must've been Joker's work.

Batman is gonna get really angry when he saw this - Delgia2k

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8 Doggy Doo Board Game

You feed it poop.
- TheDuttyGyal

Once it’s pooped, you mould the clay into food and FEED IT TO THE DOG AGAIN.
- TheDuttyGyal

9 Harry Potter's vibrating broom

In Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone book. Harry had heard Fred and George Weasley complain about the school brooms, saying that some of them started to vibrate if you flew too high, or always flew slightly to the left.

17 year olds liked it.

The creators of the broom were trying to make a realistic broom, but they did a big mistake when older fans purchased it because it vibrated. It was only around for the first film.

The broom vibrates on kid's crotch. Enough said - Delgia2k

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10 You can shave the baby

I don't even know what to make of this anymore... - Misfire

This toy shouldn't be made for kids. Neither the others on this list. I bet these toys are for ages 15 and up.

The baby's hair isn't only on top of the head, also on butt and crotch - Delgia2k

That should be banned

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The Newcomers

? Superman Snuggler Pillow

They said you snuggle, hug, and play, with it, but it looked pretty sexual.
The company had to rebrand it to make it more kid-appropriate. - Gregory

? Aquapets

They resemble dildos with pets inside them floating in clear liquid.
What were they thinking? - Gregory

The Contenders

11 E.T. Finger Light

It looked like Frankenstein’s dildo to some that they rebranded it into the light-up glove. - Gregory

12 Pee and poo dolls

Plush toys aren't inappropriate. Pee and Poo plus he's aren't either. They are just ugly.

You don't have to. People, if you want to know what this is, just look it up.

Do I have to explain? - Delgia2k

13 Baby Wee Wee

It's a baby with a willy.

14 Garbage Pail Kids Trading Cards

They look like undead horrific monsterous hideous ugly zombies.

15 Oreo Barbie (African American Version)

This was so racist that it had sparked a significant amount of backlash and controversy. - JoeBoi

A doll based on tasty chocolate biscuits? - BorisRule

Thank god this stupid doll came out before Oreos existed in Britain. Found out Oreo Barbie came out in 1997. Why would you make a doll based on a chocolate biscuit?

Just look up the real definition of Oreo, compare the definition to the Oreo cookies, and then look at the African American version of the doll. Then you'll understand why this toy is racist.

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16 Gooey Louie

Pick the bogies out of his nose until his head automatically springs open and his brain zooms up. Only for toilet humour fans.

Terrified me as a child.

17 Elmo Knows Your Name Doll

Elmo... how did you find out my name?

How did he knows my name? - BorisRule

Creepy - ElSherlock

Elmo is a stalker - AliciaMae

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18 Lawn Darts

Us congress banded it.

19 Barbie Doll

Have you seen the newer Sindy doll.

Not your Barbie girl, I’m livin in my own world, I ain’t plastic, call me classic (Ava Max)
- TheDuttyGyal

"If you touch my hair, I'll hit you with a chair! " - Navylexi

Bad for kids. I never liked them

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20 Water Weenies

Water weenies?

The title itself sounds inappropriate. - Powerfulgirl10

"Water Weenies" "SuperSquirt" Uhh.

21 Flying F**k RC Helicopter

I cracked at this one lol - BorisRule

These exist?

Not funny - MrNobody

This is literally the word "F" with propellers. Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

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22 Rad Repeatin’ Tarzan
23 Sky Dancer Dolls

I had something like that, actually. - Misfire

There's a video where a little girl is flying one and it ends up in the fireplace. Yikes. - Synchronocity

Moral of the story: never play with your toys while you're next to the fireplace - BorisRule

Fun, but dangerous.

24 Mr.buttons doll

This doll is creepy because of his teeth - Delgia2k

25 Fisher Price Little Mommy Baby Doll

"Islam is the light."

26 Ken

Ken: Hi I'm Ken the boyfriend of Barbie who people are scared of because she has boobs. Even though we are older than Sindy.

27 Pregnant Midge

She taught little kids to learn about teen pregnancy, which was just stupid. - Gregory

28 Pull My Finger

Same one who posted about the toy, Toys R Us closed

Oh crap this toy. You pull the darn finger from the monkeys butt and watch it burst. It feels like Pop the Pig but with a stupid purple monkey and he farts. Watch the commercial or see it at Toys r us in the darn board game section and see so.

29 Baby Alive Sweet Tears

ANNOYING CRYING SOUND TO RIP MY EARS OUT

30 Cry Babies

LOUD CRYING MAKES MY EARS BLEED!

31 Slime

There was a brand called Flubber which contained dangerous levels of boron, which is toxic and kids played with it at risk of health conditions and diseases.

Depends

32 Swearing Minion
33 Boobah Plushie Boobah Plushie

I saw one in a charity shop and almost FAINTED!
- TheDuttyGyal

A ball with a face would scare someone ha.

34 Plushie
35 My Little Pony: So Soft Newborn Pinkie Pie
36 Bratz Dolls

What’s so bad about Bratz dolls? at least they’re better than Barbie.

37 Elmo Phone Toy

"Let's have sex! "

38 Triplet Dolls

"Okay You Crazy B$&@c'

39 Shake It! Animal Dolls
40 Dancing Teddy Bears

Kids wouldn't want to see a dog, two bears, a panda, and a fox that can twerk, but I think some teenagers would like to

41 Cabbage Patch Dolls

If you want to know the controversy. A line of Cabbage Patch Kids Dolls were you could feed the dolls plastic foods were removed from shelves because their were many complaints about human hairs getting stuck in the un-turnoffable gears in the mouth.

The food eating ones actually KILL people! - Powerfulgirl10

42 Lion Voltron
43 Furby

I had these... I don't see anything appropriate with them. They're very cute! - Misfire

So cute and fun but can't turn off-glitterruby

These things SWEAR!

44 Shelby

Furby's friend.

45 Shelby

Furby friend

46 Yo-Yo

The yo-yo balls are the ones that got recalled for chemical dangers and strangulation.

People say it's a 90s fad its not its one of the oldest toys in the world. It was created in 500 because. First made popular in the 1920s.

47 Teddy Ruxpin
48 FIJIT Friends

When I was little I used to have one of these, which partially scared me...now when I look at them for some reason I feel uneasy.

49 Baby Alive

It poops. LOL
I had this too. - Misfire

50 Disney Pixar Cars Damaged Mood Springs Racer

I find it inappropriate that a damaged car gets sold as a toy(even though its fictional),a sad reminder about the fact car accidents happen frequently.

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