Top 10 Most Inappropriate Kids Toys of All Time

There are many unbelievable, hilarious, and inappropriate kids' toys. So, here are the top ten most inappropriate kids' toys.

The Top Ten

Hitler Doll

I'm surprised this actually exists. I hope I don't see kids playing with that.

Made for a joke? Because people make dolls based on everything nowadays.

Oh, come on. Who would sell a dictator doll to children?
Pole Dance Doll

I would laugh if they made a pole dancer Barbie doll. The toy already gets enough controversy, with people saying it will make girls anorexic. They don't even take any notice of the doll's shape. They just play with it.

Is this going to make your child a pervert or what? It's not a good idea to introduce your child to sex.

Pole dancing is inappropriate for children, and the doll is in a bikini. Once, there was a woman in crazy clothing who was going to pole dance. So, I left the living room.
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Baby's First Baby
Drug Dealer Magnet Set

Oh boy! I can't wait to start my professional business with some early training!

If you want to be a drug dealer, maybe you can learn from this.

Why? Why on earth do people make these toys?
Batman Water Gun

Batman is going to get really angry when he sees this.

There was such a thing in 1995. Got a problem with that?

Batman must feel really uncomfortable.
Dora Aquapet

I absolutely hate Dora, but I don't get why this is on here. Probably because it looks like a girl in a... well, you know.

I like Dora, but I don't think that D stands for Dora.

Get it right on this one, Dora aquapet resembles... well, um, a penile organ.
Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broomstick

In the Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone book, Harry had heard Fred and George Weasley complain about the school brooms. They said that some of them started to vibrate if you flew too high or always flew slightly to the left.

The creators of the broom were trying to make a realistic broom but made a big mistake when older fans purchased it because it vibrated. It was only around for the first film.

It was 2001. 9/11 caused a major outbreak, two of the best Nintendo consoles were released, and three new successful kids' movie franchises - Shrek, Monsters Inc., and Harry Potter - debuted. The latter had existed for quite a while, but Pottermania grew with the movies. Toys R Us decided to cash in, but little did they know.
The Breastfeeding Doll

I think a mother invented this when she wanted that.

(Sigh) The girl is supposed to breastfeed the baby doll.
Doggy Doo Board Game
Pee and Poo Dolls

You don't have to explain. People, if you want to know what this is, just look it up.

Do I have to explain?

The Newcomers

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Shape Shifter Punisher
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Wolverine Squeaky Hammer

The Contenders

You Can Shave the Baby

This toy shouldn't be made for kids, nor should the others on this list. I bet these toys are for ages 15 and up.

The baby's hair isn't only on top of the head. It's also on the butt and crotch.

I don't even know what to make of this anymore.
E.T. Finger Light
Gooey Louie

Pick the boogies out of his nose until his head automatically springs open and his brain zooms up. This is only for fans of toilet humor.

Whenever the adverts come on for this thing, I immediately lose my appetite.
Garbage Pail Kids Trading Cards

They look like undead, horrific, monstrous, hideous, ugly zombies.
Water Weenies

The title itself sounds inappropriate.
Pregnant Midge

She taught little kids about teen pregnancy, which was just stupid.
Flying F**k RC Helicopter
Rad Repeatin' Tarzan
Lawn Darts
Condom Plush
Elmo Knows Your Name Doll

Kid: Mommy, Elmo knows my name.
Mom: Oh really?
Kid: Yes! Here, *hands mom the Elmo toy.*
Elmo: Hi there, Mrs. Johnson! Would you like to play with me?
Mom: OH GOSH NO! *throws Elmo out the window.*
Kid: I told you so!
The moral of this story: Elmo is a stalker.

Mom: Hey sweetie, what's wrong?
Me: Elmo knows everyone's name.
Mom: Ok.
Elmo: Hello Amy, remember me?
Mom: Holy cow, run!

Elmo, how did you find out my name?
Pull My Finger

Oh crap, this toy. You pull the darn finger from the monkey's butt and watch it burst. It feels like Pop the Pig but with a stupid purple monkey, and he farts. Watch the commercial or see it at Toys R Us in the darn board game section and see so.
Giant Microbes Black Death - The Plague Plush Toy
Disney Pixar Cars Damaged Mood Springs Racer

I find it inappropriate that a damaged car gets sold as a toy (even though it's fictional), a sad reminder about the fact that car accidents happen frequently.
Giant Microbes Prostate Cancer Plush Toy