Top 10 Dumbest Yahoo! Answers Questions

I tried to ask this question, but I couldn't because I can't ask Yahoo questions. So, thanks for asking this question for me. Now we both have to wait until we have a good answer.

Too bad it isn't the case. I mean, if you don't know how to use Yahoo Answers, just don't answer. And if you think the person asking this question is dumb, can you at least answer to prove your intelligence superiority over us? That would be very helpful.

Yeah, it's a dumb question. But there are many possible reasons behind this. Maybe the person tried to ask, "How to ask a question properly?"

I mean, you know there are lots of options for asking questions, adding details, expanding the question, and updating the question. Maybe he wanted to ask something like this. He may have just asked his first question in a rush. I don't know, but it may be this. Or he may be mentally ill.

Oh, dear God... Of course they're not moving! You bought the wrong ink! The proper ink is sold at Gringotts Bank.

Try using water instead of ink. That way it should print smoothly and lightly enough to print it correctly.

It's not Harry Potter, okay? Jeez. I'm surprised these people know how to work printers.

Train your keyboard to do easy things first, like sit down or eat marshmallows. Then you train it to type a letter. To do a complete word like "banana," you will have to train it a lot.

Sweet Mother Mary McCartney, you just did to answer that boneheaded question!

All you gotta do is yell at the keyboard until it types something.

Sure... It's dangerous, though the baby can get pregnant only if it's a female. If you suspect your baby is pregnant, try not to have sex again. You run the risk of getting your baby's baby pregnant, and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop.

We really need to make sure people are ready to be parents. WEIRDOS.

No! Because your baby must be female, she must have a husband, and babies cannot have husbands. They don't know which boys are cool, so they never marry. Clever of them.

Only if your baby is a girl and has already gone through puberty while still inside your womb, which I'm sure is pretty unlikely.

No. It's a holographic time-lapse of the rainbow-unicorn wormhole effect on Justin Timberlake.

There is a question mark at the end, so yes, it is a question.

To be honest, it may have been a test by him to see if it works.

First of all, why is she (at least, I hope it's a she) wearing her mother's bra in the first place? That's just messed up.

Second of all, how would you have the time to type that and then expect people to answer the question in the span of 5 minutes? By then, it would actually be less. This is the stupidest question on this list.

STEP 1) Get the bra strap.
STEP 2) Get the scissors.
STEP 3) Run because your mom came home before I could finish this.
STEP 4) Try to have your mother shoot you BELOW the waist. Good luck ;)

Results: She won't be mad if you're a girl, you're just trying to know what wearing one feels like.
Results: If you're a boy, she'll say, "Oh honey, I knew you were gay! I want you to know your father and I totally support you!"

Yes, if it is enchanted by a wizard or witch at Hogwarts with a spell that makes things ridiculously bright and shiny. If it is, expect to find glowing radars shining out of the screen and glowing.

If you want it to, then go to a photo editor, adjust the brightness to maximum, print it, and go outside to look at it.

Yes, pictures of the sun radiate harmful light just like the sun itself. Put one in your room on a dark night for light.

It must be a shovel because you can't cry while smiling. Or you would eat your tears. People cry before they smile.

Use your imagination! It could be a smiley, a shovel, a turtle, a weird-shaped chicken wing, or my favorite, a penis!

Please never grow up and learn what this 'shovel' means. Everything just goes downhill after that anyway.

I guess the Big Bang caused a glitch in humanity and changed all the stupid people like you to people that are smart enough to take pictures of such an important event.

Of course by then, it was too late. Maybe we can just time travel back a couple of days and take some pics then.

The Big Bang was very camera shy. Scientists could not get it to stand still.

I answered this question. No, cameras were not invented then, though we see a tad bit of the remains in TV static.

Just click the caps lock again. If it is stuck, go to Gringotts, get some gold out of your vault, then go to Ollivanders and buy a wand and perform a spell that makes certain things unstuck, like the Finidulas Charm. Then you are all set. Use other charms too. That wand will come in handy.

I'll answer that question when you stop shouting at me.

How did you turn off caps lock for the question mark?

No, you are a secret unicorn that pukes sparkles and rainbows and also farts magical gnomes.

No, you're a terrible, horrifying creature called Selena Gomez.

No. You're a person who doesn't know if you are a human or not.

I think the only living being that would ask a question as stupid and counterintuitive as this would be an alien. If you are not an alien and you inquire what our planet is called, you quite possibly have serious mental issues and need to have your IQ tested. I can feel mine dropping right now just reading this question.

I'm afraid not, Sir/Madam. It's called the home of today's society.
Yes, it's Earth. I really think you should pick up a book for once and read about it.

Leonardo da Vinci got sick of the planet being called The Planet, so he named it after one of his burps.

Where do we come from? Why are we here? Where do we go when we die? What lies beyond and what lay before? Is anything certain in life?

Well, your mum and dad loved each other a lot, and they had sex, and you were born.

So direct.

Because your parents played hide the willy 9 months before you were born!

Who are you? Where are your parents? Who is your boyfriend? I am really concerned about you right now!

Actually, a case of pregnancy happened to a 5-year-old. Don't ask me how.

Jesus saved us. This is incomparable. Oh, wait. Let's make a list of reasons why Jesus is better than Justin Bieber!

I think you meant to ask, "Justin Christ" or "Jesus Bieber."

What the hell did Justin Bieber do for humanity?

U-R-S-T-U-P-I-D. There, that's how you spell monkey!

I have no interest in living on this planet anymore. I'm going to the moon instead. Yes, I know I'm not an astronaut. Yes, I know I will die without oxygen. That is the point.

A loss of some faith in humanity right on the spot.

My faith in humanity is dead now. Goodbye everybody, I've got to go.

Damn, I really did wonder this when I was a kid. I might've even stumbled upon the original question on Yahoo.

Short answer: no.

If your boyfriend is waiting for you to jump from the 5th floor naked onto him, then yes!

Oh... I get what falling is. I think falling refers to tearing the hymen.

They are the same. 60 seconds equals 1 minute.

There are no holes! Those are balls. If there were holes, the cats were shy and were too scared of showing the spots to anybody, so they put their eyes in them so nobody would notice their holes.

Because they evolved from bats, which don't have holes in their fur.

Is this a joke or just stupidity? Patrick Star, can you teach this person how to breathe?

Better for her to have pizza up her butt than to have you up her butt again.

No. You have to shove it up her butt.

If you think she'll feel your pain, then go ahead.

Why are you asking? Oh. I bet you just forgot all about 9/11.

No, Osama moved the twin towers to Afghanistan.

Seriously... Okay that's just Sick! No your dog can NOT get pregnant. They don't share the same DNA, but I would get your boyfriend check. Something is honestly wrong with him... Poor Dog :/

Yes, she's definitely pregnant. Go to the doctor immediately to test your boyfriend to see if he's insane.

Yes its possible. I've had sex with many dogs... also cats unicorns Miley Cyrus 3 elephants and an oak tree