Top 10 Dumbest Yahoo! Answers QuestionsThis is what happens when every one is given a net connection... When some weirdos are out there... but even that can have some positive implications... like now, this is whole lot of fun. Some stupid, some weird and some just plain dumb... Here are some amazing (of which only 40% can spell) people with special brains that have used Yahoo! Answers to make the world aware of their presence.
I tried to ask this question but I couldn't because I can't ask yahoo questions. So thanks for asking this question for me. Now we both have to wait until we have a good answer. Too bad it isn't the case. I mean if you don't know how to make yahoo answers just don't answer and if you think the guy asking this question is dumb, can you at least answer to prove your intelligence superiority over us. That would be very helpful.
Yeah, it's a dumb question. But there are many possible reasons behind this. Maybe the guy/gal tried to ask "how to ask a question properly". I mean you know there are lots of options for asking questions, adding details, expanding question, updating the question. Maybe he wanted to ask something like this. He may just asked his first question in rush. I don't know, but it may be this. Or he may be a mentally ill person.
Actually the person who asked this actually had a mental problem that which he could not remember stuff for long. So I feel bad for the person who asked this, and all the people on the question itself who answered this actually were serious.
I have a similar problem. I like to play on my Xbox 1 and no matter how many times I touch the T.V. screen, nothing happens. Is it the console or the T.V.?
Oh, dear god... Of course they're not moving! You bought the wrong ink! The proper ink is sold at Gringott's Bank.
Try using water instead of ink. That way it should print smoothly and lightly enough to print it correctly.
Train your keyboard to do easy things first, like sit down or eat marshmallows, just then you train it to type a letter, to do a complete word like "banana" you will have to train it a lot.
Sweet Mother Mary McCartney, you just did to answer that boneheaded question!
All you gotta do is yell at the keyboard until it types something
Sure... Its dangerous, though the baby can get preganent only if it's a female. If you suspect your baby is preganent try not to have sex again.. You run the risk of getting your baby's baby preganentand and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop... (We really need to make sure people are ready to be parents... WEIRDOS)
No! Because your baby must be a female, she must have a husband and babies cannot have husbands. They don't know which boys are cool, so they never marry. Clever of thm.
Only if your baby is a girl, and has already gone through puberty while still inside your womb (which I'm sure is pretty unlikely).
No. It's a holographic time lapse of the rainbow-unicorn wormhole effect on Justin Timberlake.
There is a question mark at the end, so yes, it is a question.
To be honest, it may have been a test by him to see if it works.
First of all, why is she (at least, I hope it's a she) wearing her mothers bra in the first place? That's just messed up. Second of all, how would you have the time to type that, and then expect people to answer the question in the span of 5 minutes (by then, it would actually be less). This is the stupidest question on this list.
STEP 1) Get the bra strap.
STEP 2) Get the scissors.
STEP 3) Run because your mom came home before I could finish this.
STEP 4) Try to have your mother shoot you BELOW the waist. Good luck ;)
Results: She won't be mad if you're a girl, your just trying to know what wearing one feels like.
Results: If you're a boy, she'll say "Oh hunny, I knew you were gay! I want you to know your father and I totally support you!
Get into trouble. You better not put on anything else like your mother's lipstick or you will have the same situation. But in case, if you do have lipstick on wash it off. And if it does not wash off, well, just do nothing. Lipstick does not show well. I hope you used pink lipstick
Yes, if it is enchanted by a wizard or witch at Hogwarts with a spell that makes things ridiculsly bright and shiny. If it is, expect to find glowing radars shining out of the screen and glowing.
If you want it too, then go to a photo editor, and go to brightness, and set it to maximum. Now print it, and go outside to look at it
Yes, pictures of the sun radiate harmful like just like the sun itself. put one in your rrom on a dark night for light
It must be a shovel because you can't cry while smiling. Or you would eat your tears. People cry before they smile.
Use your imagination! It could be a smiley, a shovel, a turtle, a weird shaped chicken wing, or my favorite, a penis!
I honestly asked a question like this because I'm not into lingo. But it means something worse.
I guess the Big Bang caused a glitch in humanity and changed all the stupid people like you, to people that are smart enough to take pictures of such an important event. Of course by then, it was to late. Maybe we can just time travel back a couple days and take some pics then.
The Big Bang was very camera shy. Scientists could not get it to stand still.
I answered this question. No, cameras were not invented then though we see a tad bit of the remains in T.V. static.
Just click the caps locks again, if it is stuck, go to Gringotts, get some gold out of your vault, then go to Ollivanders, and buy a wand and perform a spell that makes certain things unstuck like the Finidulas Charm, then you are all set. Use other charms too-that wand will come in handy
I'll answer that question when you stop shouting at me.
How did you turn off caps lock for the question mark?
I tried to contact this guy but it seems he also sold his computer to help pay for internet connection...
First of all, why would you need gas is you sold your only car? And you can't just go up to the guy you sold the car to and say "Hey man, gas is cheap now, gimme back mah car, will ya"?
I think the second one is worse because the first one is due to ignorance and this one is due to lack of common sense.
No you are a secret unicorn that pukes sparkles and rainbows that also farts magical gnomes.
No your a terrible horrifying creature called a Selena Gomez.
No. Your a person who doesn't know if you are a human or not.
I think the only living being that would ask a question as stupid and counterintuitive as this would be an alien. If you are not an alien and you inquire what our planet is called, you quite possibly have serious mental issues and need to have your IQ tested. I can feel mine dropping right now just reading this question.
I'm afraid not Sir/Madame, it's called the home of today's society..
Yes, it's Earth, I really think you should pick up a book for once and read about it..
Leonardo the Vinci got sick of the planet being called The Planet, so he named it after one of his burps.
Actually this is a fair question from a philosophical view. Why did it have to be that a certain combination and arrangement of genes, etc, to form you and not someone else?
Where do we come from, Why are we here, where do we go when we die? What lies beyond, and what lay before, is anything certain in life?
Well, your mum and dad loved each other a lot and they had sex and you were born.
Earth, of course.
I wouldn't be surprised if someone made a list of Reasons Justin Bieber Is Better Than Jes- Oh crap! I shouldn't give the trolls ideas!
Well Jesus Christ isn't the son of god or a god or a saviour, however he was a good human and was way better than Justin Bieber.
Jesus saved us. This is incomparable. Oh, wait. Let's make a list of reasons why Jesus is better than Justin Bieber!
Who are you, where are your parents, who is your boyfriend!? I am really concerned about you right now!
Where are your parents?
Actually a case of pregnancy happen to a 5 year old and don't ask me how
There, that's how ya spell monkey!
My knee wont grow is that a problem?
You just spelled it jerk
I have no interest in living on this planet anymore. I'm going to the moon instead. Yes, I know I'm not an astronaut. Yes, I know I will die without oxygen. That is the point.
A loss of some faith on humanity right on the spot.
My faith is in humanity is dead now. Goodbye everybody, I've got to go.
Damn, I really did wonder this is when I was a kid... I might've even had stumbled upon the original question on yahoo...
Short answer; no.
If your boyfriend is waiting for you to jump from the 5th floor naked on him.. Then yes!
Oh...I get what falling is. I think falling refers to tearing hymen.
They are the same, 60 seconds - 1 minute.
There are no holes! Those are balls. Are if there was holes, the cats were shy and were too scared of showing the spots to anybody so they put their eyes in it so nobody will notice their holes
Because they evolved from bats which don't have holes in their fur.
Is this a joke or just stupidity. PATRICK STAR! can you teach this person how to breath?
Yes, my brother was a kamikaze I was supposed to go with him but I overslept, everyone got mad at me but in 2017 I'll crash into the new tower but yes it's in New Zealand, but no worries no one cares anymore it's been 15 years.
Why are you asking? Oh. I bet you just forgot all about 9/11.
Naw...Osama moved the twin tower to Afghanistan
Better for her to have pizza up her butt to have you up her butt again.
No. You have to shove it up her butt.
Only on the weekends
Wha.. Wait. Hold On. Are you a penguin. What else would you be? A Human? You live on a planet run by our species. Punguins. Did you drop out of high school?
What if you're the Illuminati...lets find out
Penguin has 7 letters
Cereal Guy has 9 letters
My nutz has one eye
...Illuminati has one eye...penguin is illuminati confirmed
Don't know about you, but I'm a hippogriff that can morph into a unicorn.