Top 10 Worst Buzzfeed Articles

Buzzfeed is the worst website in modern history. Here are 10 lists that prove that.
The Top Ten
1 20 Slightly Incorrect Names For Food

I looked at all 29 numbers. It's official: everyone who works at Buzzfeed is perverted, racist to whites, a drug addict, and a drug dealer who doesn't put effort into their articles. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to shoot my computer so I don't find any Buzzfeed and their terrible articles made by perverted racists to whites, drug addicts, and drug dealers who don't put any effort into any of their articles.

Not as bad as the borderline racist ones, but ridiculously lazy nonetheless.

Probably the laziest article I've ever seen. Even the lists on TTT without comments take more effort than this.

2 You Might Be Cleaning Your Penis Wrong

This one's horrible on so many different levels:

The topic

The title

The idea of wrongly cleaning your junk

The fact that they think they're doing something worthwhile and helpful;

It's just all bad.

This is the best article I have ever seen.

What the hell?

3 Sound the F****** Alarms, Zac Efron Fell While Running on the Beach

If that title was a sarcastic comment made to make someone laugh, it would have been more acceptable.

This is bullying.

4 What Type Of Grilled Cheese Are You?

Really Buzzfeed? Come on, try to put more effort into it.

I'm the one with hamburger grilled cheese.

5 Which "Baby” Song Are You?

Ugh, Buzzfeed quizzes. Where brain cells come to tie plastic bags around their necks to choke themselves.

I'm not any 'because the parents used condoms.

Buzzfeed is still on drugs.

6 Should Anyone Talk To You?

Uhhh, yes, because I have to verbally interact with people on a daily basis to survive and do anything productive.

Yes. Social interaction is important for maintaining good mental health.

Would be harmless if someone wasn't getting paid for such a lazy article.

7 17 Foods That White People Have Ruined

"17 Foods that people have ruined" could have been a typical harmless BuzzFeed article, but they just had to unnecessarily contribute to racial division, didn't they?

Buzzfeed can have somewhat interesting articles, but they're also just SJW propaganda.
This is coming from a somewhat leftist myself.

The worst thing is that the woman writing this is white.

8 6 Reasons You Should Stop Referring to Women as "Females" Right Now

I agree with this one. You're not David Attenborough. Stfu and call us by the human term.

As a woman, I am fine with someone calling me a female.

That is just absurd. Why is this an article?!

9 How Much Taco Bell Have You Eaten?

I've never had one Taco Bell. I've never even had a taco before.

I don't even know this. How are they?

10 Why Men Should Shut the Hell Up About Women Wearing Too Much Make-Up

Yeah, you show 'em, girls! You don't let those disgusting men share their opinions on a meaningless subject that originated from a survey that asked people you don't know!

...

Is this why aliens don't visit us?

(The Amazing Atheist made a good video about this one, so go watch it.)

The Contenders
11 20 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted

Why is Buzzfeed even allowed to post this stuff? That is literally racist.

Buzzfeed, you're drunk. Go home.

Racism! BuzzFeed is on drugs!

12 Make a Sandwich and We'll Guess What Shrek Character You Are in Bed

I can't believe Buzzfeed told me to make a sandwich. That's a bit contradictory, isn't it?

I made a Big Mac, and guess what? The drug dealers (BuzzFeed) were confused.

What the actual heck?!

13 I Tried Adele’s Eyeliner Tutorial And It Was Actually Awesome

Yeah, what did you expect? It's a tutorial?

14 15 Reasons We Actually Don't Need Feminism

If they're referring to feminism nowadays, then I absolutely agree.

The third wave feminism, not the second or first waves.

They must be trolling on this one.

15 If You Can Find the Poop In Under a Minute, than Your a Certified Genius

Genius by Buzzfeed standards, where you can get the Nobel Peace Prize for analyzing all the different hats Leonardo DiCaprio wears...

16 Why White People Shouldn't Be Allowed to Name Kids

They renamed it to "Some People", but it's still bad in the first place.

Also, I've read the list, and some of these are actually nice names.

That's just sad. Who in their right mind posted this?

17 We Need to Talk About Voldermort's Penis

Of all the weird things JK Rowling has said about her books, I don't think she'd ever say anything about Voldemort's... elder wand.

Imagine if someone randomly went up to you and said that.

No, we don't, and never will.

18 Does SpongeBob SquarePants Have A Penis? An Investigation

SpongeBob is asexual, by the way.

Why do we need to know this?

19 I'm Very Sorry, Sweetie, But I Won't Let You Finish Your Day Until You See Mario's Penis

The writer is definitely perverted.

20 A Serious Investigation Into SpongeBob's Sexual Practices
21 Why White People Should Be Able to Say the N Word

Bunch of drug dealers. This would encourage more racism!

22 24 Reasons "Happy Gilmore" and "Billy Madison" Are the Two Most Important Movies Ever Made

Good movies, but aren't the most important.

Both movies suck.

23 14 Times Spaghetti Lived by It's Own Damn Rules

It makes no sense. All that happens is some random person puts spaghetti everywhere.

24 Max From "A Goofy Movie" Is Now Insanely Hot

I'm unsure what is worse: Seeing this article with my eyeballs, or clicking on the link because of how cringe it is.

What the hell?!

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