Top 10 Worst Fanfictions

The Top Ten
1 My Immortal

Thank god it's the only one on here I've read... I didn't even finish it because the story, the "drama", the characters, the grammar, were so atrocious and horrible. I was hoping for maybe a good Harry Potter story with maybe a slightly mary sue character but about 13 percent of it was actually Harry Potter related, the rest was like some edgy emo teen trying to write an adult tragic love story.

If this is a joke, 10/10, you got it. But if it's not... well...
This fanfiction has many grammatical mistakes, as well as a problem with spelling. And the writer is silly in the way she reacts to the "flamming."
The crudely written explicit scenes, the mary sue protagonists, this is the essence of bad fanfiction itself. This is only loosely based atound Harry Potter, but otherwise, it's just as bad as an original story written by a two year old that knows how babys are made. The self inserts are a bit too much here, and all the characters are out of character and...
I hope this is a joke.

2 The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko

This is what it actually says on the Fanfiction Wikia: "XanderMartin98 nearly got arrested by the FBI multiple times just for writing this particular story alone."

So Xander, it appears you know what you're doing is illegal/wrong and yet you still continue to do it, which is definite proof of degeneracy.

I suggest not reading it unless you want to vomit.

This now has a sequel that is even MORE offensive than the original, believe it or not

3 Dipper Goes To Taco Bell

In this fanfiction, Dipper goes to a Taco Bell restaurant because he didn't want to go to Mabel and Stan's favorite diner. When he goes there, he orders a taco and eats it, before suddenly having diarrhea. He craps himself in the bathroom and gets turned on by it. He begins performing various sexual acts with his feces and sperm. However, when he performs a fellatio on himself, he bites his penis and it infects and kills him. Mabel then arrives, finds Dipper's corpse, and has sex with it, also vomiting on his infected penis. A Taco Bell employee then comes and brutally slaughters both her and Dipper's corpse, then dispose of the body parts by making them into tacos with the help of a machine in the kitchen. At the end, Soos orders a taco, indicating he was about to suffer the same fate.

I read it. I haven't been the same since. This is truly THE worst. At least My Immortal wasn't disturbing; it was just stupid. But Dipper Goes to Taco Bell is horrifying! It's full of necrophilia, coprophagia, Pinecest, and some extremely gory scenes. And at the end, Dipper and Mabel's dead bodies are ground up into tacos and Soos orders one, most likely to suffer the same fate!

4 Everything the Light Touches

Hands down, the single worst Lion King fanfic I've ever come across. It may not have the spelling and grammar errors of My Immortal or Starkit's Prophecy, but what it lacks in awfulness with writing quality, it makes up for in actual story content. It's truly abhorrent. Nothing but mindless sex scenes, orgies, incest across generations, cub smut, overabundance of... "love juice"... in every scene, etc. as far as the eye can see in this one. No regard for who's mated to who, bland OCs that only exist to get their rocks off, disrespecting every single thing the original movies stood for, and that's all only just scratching the surface of everything wrong with it. It's really just that: 170,000+ words' worth of beloved Lion King characters getting gang-banged at every opportunity.

There's no respect for any of the characters in it, they're all reduced to 0-dimensional play things for the author to make them go at it in every combination possible. Remember Simba's struggle and ...more

Does anyone know where I can find this? I can't find it anywhere.

Why the heck did they turn The Lion King into a disgusting lemon fanfic for?

Like what I said for my comment on the "Sweet Apple Massacre", whoever the author of this horrible creation was needs to get his house raided by police, with a search and seizure warrant. - SailorSedna

5 Giantess Toriel x Asriel: Motherly F-ery

Oh god, this fanfic...Asriel shrinks himself into his mother's brain and takes control of her while getting into a mad orgy, and it involves lots of farts, scat, ejacuation, earwax, vomit, and even snot, honestly it makes Dipper Goes To Taco Bell seem nice and enjoyable

Sweet Christ, this story.

Literally so incestually, tentacle-molestingly, bad that it's good...and by good, I mean absolutely beyond amazing in its sheer disgusting awfulness

Whoever wrote this needs to get his house raided by a search and seizure warrant.

This sounds like something from Alabama.

6 The Buzz On How Maggie Got Inside Her Psychiatrist's Head
7 Alphamalg: The Completely Degenerate Series
8 The Pokemon Story

Most of the fanfiction on this list is on here because of poor grammar, nonsensical plots and other such mistakes. Not this one. This one is on here because it reads like somebody's personal snuff film. My Immortal and its ilk can be hilarious in how bad they are, which is arguably why they were written; in contrast, this is nothing but a cringey gorefest that you're better off forgetting exists.

Disturbing and disgusting. I warn you now, DON'T look this fanfic up.

Disgusting and twisted

9 Giantess Lammy X Parappa: Big-Step-Sisterly F-ery

Is this Writer had Brain fetish? Because this Writer made me lost faith in humanity and ruined my damn childhood, also I'd rather reads lolicon guro doujinshi than this trashcan.

10 Journey To The Central Nervous System Of Muriel

And features easily THE most racist portrayal of Di Lung that you will ever see

The Contenders
11 Al and Will Learn Spanish

Divergent is my Fave trilogy. seems like this might be worth a read...
WHAT. I give up. I think this fanfic should be rated m. Please pass the bleach, I need it- I think I'm more scarred by this than *Mouth grabbed* *MPH*'s death.
See, I didn't spoiler you! and now you can suffer when... Okay, I'm just gonna stop talking.

Every part of this Divergent story scares me. It legitimately seems like it was written by someone on drugs.

I'm not even sure what I just read. I've been high, but I've never been THAT high. Just, wow. Wow.

12 The Hat Fic

Hey. This is a story about a hamster. Not just a normal hamster story, but a story that involves snapping off a hamsters head into a hat and mixing the blood with semen (gross enough for me but kudos to the people who survived the story) shoving the hamster into Phil's rectum, forcing him to drink the mixture, and eating the hamster. Just..

I read this when I was 7 it made me leave the phandom. I'm now 11 and recently read the cherry fic. This is way way worse than that be prepared. Also if anyone's forgotten this is Phandom initiaton.

Don't read it. Just don't.

13 Starkit's Prophecy

Obviously a troll. Still, it both hurt my brain and made me laugh at its stupidity. It's quite rare to come across a sentence in the story after the prolouge that doesn't have butchered grammar and spelling. The story itself wanders quite far away from the true plot and rules of the Warriors series itself. The main character is a huge Mary Sue- purple fur, a white forehead star, and eyes that go from "molten orange" to rainbow? I don't think that's normal. Also, (spoiler alert) she is a homophobe, an insert of the author's beliefs, OP and completely "perfect" despite her clear stupidity, and yet still manages to get all the toms to come after her even when they're her mates- and quite honestly, one of them is her great grandpa, some older! It's pretty messed up but funny to read in a way.

I had no idea what was going on in this one. As a fan of the source, I just couldn't help but think about how much this story strays from the canon material. I'd say you should read this if you've previously read other terrible fan-fics. Or don't. Your call. Or watch the animated version on YouTube. If you want.

Oh god not this stupid fanfic. It's not the worst fanfic I've read (that spot still goes to Dipper Goes to Taco Bell) but my god this one is bad. Now I'm not as big into Warriors so this one didn't offend me too much but it still offended me enough to refer it as My Immortal's cat cousin.

My Immortal actually seemed a little genuine, but this one was a clear troll. Hands down, it was the worst, and the most hilarious fan fiction I have ever read.

14 Scarlet

Scarlet is an awful Scream 4 fanfiction with horrible spelling and grammar and extremely Christian and homophobic themes. Guest stars include the Westboro Baptist Church and TheAmazingAtheist.

15 Thirty H's

How is this bad? This is pure win.

16 Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

THE BEST bad HP fanfic of all time in my opinion. While it may not be as popular as My Immortal, I'd argue that it's actually funnier because the trolling (if it even IS trolling, I'm not entirely convinced that the author wasn't serious) is less obvious and the plot, less absurd. Best of all, the author abandons her fic just a few chapters in, apparently due to the fact that her husband does not approve and she, as a good Christian woman, is submissive to him.

Think about everything you love about Harry Potter. Then remove everything magical and replace it with Christianity. Grammar is alright, but literally every character is out of character. (OOC) Dumbledore and Mcgonagall are married and Hermione is their daughter. The Dursleys are atheists and bad because, reasons. Hagrid just shows up on Harry's doorstep and converts Harry to Christianity. It takes all the values in the Harry Potter books and spits on them.

Fun fact: This is actually just a trollfic- the author her/himself said so
Also, I myself am Christian yet find this fanfiction to be a stain on humanity... the themes were so sexist and all characters were so out of character. Worst of all, it had my least favorite HP fanfiction cliche, Weasley-bashing. Just stop. Please stop.

Just started reading a version of this where a guy comments on it as I read it.

Man, this is a bad story.

The only similarity characters in canon and here share is the names. Now all the Weasleys are Slytherins (Also Slytherins are now Catholic), Luna is a Hufflepuff (Who are now hippies) and Draco is a Ravenclaw and I cannot even tell who Ravenclaws are supposed to represent. Gryffindor is clearly Protestants, but I'm a Protestant and I think that the Gryffindor method makes us look stupid. All houses except for Gryffindor are now evil, and athiests are demonized (Hagrid the Lumberjack shows up and says "You need to be saved! " Petunia tells him to go away, and Hagrid says "Prove that evolution exists" and then Petunia faints of brain explosion. what? )

This story advocates for women staying in the kitchen and openly says that career women are bad just because they have careers. Hagrid is now a lumberjack, McGonagall is now Dumbledore's wife and Hermione is their ...more

17 Jesus and Hitler: A Romance

I haven't read it... but I had to vote for it anyway, because it's a Jesus and Hitler romance story. Is there anything better?

It involves a romance between Jesus and Hitler. Why does this crap exist?

18 Barney Is A Dinosaur

I personally think this is worse than 'My Immortal'. I could read MI (I eventually stopped because I wasn't interested anymore), but this? Nope. I only read like seven lines and I had to stop. It was that bad. My mouth was open as soon as I read the first line of the story. I was cringing so bad. My innocence is probably gone.

Please no more, I'm a mentally deranged psychopath and even I think this fanfiction went too far.

That was disgusting from start to finish.

I usually like troll fanfictions because they are funny (I know I have a sick/immature sense of humor), but this takes it a little too far

19 Sonic High School

The ridiculous scene with Rouge and Espio, besides being disgusting and laughably bad, also shows the author has no idea how the female anatomy works (females don't have balls).

This story is a "ravaging" display of what it means to be a true Boy Friend and Girl Friend. Saying it's not inspiring is like saying that you've never hung curtains in your car.

An 8th grader has no idea how sex works, but still graphically describes it anyway, through ridiculous metaphors and poor grammar.

20 Sonic's Ultimate Harem

I'm not sure why this fanfic isn't in the top tens. It has an incredible amount of spelling and grammatical errors, mechanical lifeless sex scenes, the girls are completely out of character, and worst of all, Sonic is nothing more than an egotistical tool. I know he's supposed to be cocky in real life, but this is taking it way too far. Thankfully, this fanfic is finally finished, but with the total of 360 chapters along with the other problems I just mentioned, this fanfic drags very very, VERY quickly.

This is over 1,000,000 words and still ongoing...

21 Filburt's Postmodern Wife
22 My magical weekend with 1D!!!!!! :)

Basicly a girl stays the weekend at the "One Direction mansion" she has a bag of "toys" which are really power tools which she uses to mutilate the boy band, as well as two members of My Chemical Romance. In the end, she ends up killing everyone in horible ways for Justin Beiber. This fanfic can get very graphic and disgusting, as well as sometimes thowing science and logic out the window as one of they boys has his dick drilled through mutiple times with a powerdrill, and when the dick falls off, it gets turned into a vagina with said drill.

More graphic then dipper goes to taco bell in my opinion. Also there is a 1D themed bulldozer as well.

Where is it? Can't find it.

It was not funny...

23 Katz The Cowardly Cat
24 Sweet Apple Massacre

Never read it, heard some disgusting things about it, and whoever the author of this horrible creation was needs to get his house raided by police, with a search and seizure warrant, I'm surprised he isn't in jail/prison for writing such obscene content like this. - SailorSedna

It seems like it only was written to out-Cupcake Cupcakes, but it just ended up being a sloppy over-the-top mess of a grimdark story.

Oh god, I want to forget that this ever existed. Was it even made by a real person...?!

Yes the notorious over the top constipation known as sweet Apple massacre

25 Snape X Teletubbies

This a piece of art. A truly iconic piece.

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