Top 10 Lies That Porn Taught Us

The Top Ten

1 The clitoris does not matter

Seriously. If you want to please your women then go for the clitoris! And no, rammin yo D inside girls will nkt be enough to pleasure her

2 Everyone has perfect boobs

More than half of the boobs in the world are not circles with quarter-sized nips. Not many boobs are perky because FUN FACT: They are meant for feeding chidren

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3 Women always moan

They don't moan... They yell... And they do it at a very annoying rate and tone.

I once watched an orgy and a hirl in the background was yelling her throat out because she was moaning whike thsiting on nothing. That's right. Nothing.

4 Anal is fun for everyone involved

A potentially large object being shoved up your rectum isn't fun.

Have you ever had a pole shoved up your but back and forth?

That's anal for ya.

GA-RAAATE!

Anal hardly feels good for any women, it feels good for guys because that's where the G-spot is. For pornstars, they have to wear a buttplug for hours before taking a D in their bum. Not to mention, the lube they don't show you.

5 All men are well endowed

I'm pretty sure every girl knows this already, but for all you dudes out there. Yes, we know that 10 inch D is usually impossible and we do not expect that.

6 Forced gangbang isn't rape
7 Moms have large collections of dildos

Like 30? Really? You do realise you have to throw those out after a year, right?

8 Women are objects
9 MILFs are always horny
10 Dicks are big
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