Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen

Little girls bite a black female tourist thinking that she's chocolate

I am not racist. This is a true story I heard from a friend who went to China and this friend was a black woman

This reminds me of a movie where a little boy got turned into a living human chocolate.

My friend did this when she was 4, and she has deeply regretted that day ever since.

Teenagers throw dynamite at an elderly woman

What if she throws it back and it turns into an extreme version of hot potato! Penos! DESPACITO

No, respect elders you lil bratz.

That's dumb...it should never happen

An old man beats a goat with a shovel

I'm pretty sure you can do this in goat simulator, but the goat does it

But why? What did the goat ever do to you?

Lol, I bet this already happened in the past.

A turnip asks you on a date

Oh yes, Johnston. He was a short stubby brown haired green eyed turnip. He was so ugly and obnoxious, he asked me out, and I said no because he is my friend's ex, and that is awkward, but he started crying, so I cooked him and ate him with my salad.

You never know, maybe it's someone named turnip asking you on a date!

This list is so random and also how could this happen?

A pineapple attacks you while you're watering your spaghetti garden on the ceiling.

Oh yeah. Sharon, a nice pineapple, attacked me while I was watering my spaghetti garden. I honestly don't know why she did it so I put her in time out!

Happened to me once I'm still traumatised from the incident the pineapple will be severely punished

It happened to me last week. I'm still in the hospital. I'll post an update if things change.

Someone get shot in the testicles

OUCH. "Man had to go to hospital to operate on his testicles after he got shot by police" Hope that never happens to me or someone else. TOUCH WOOD>

Imagine seeing that on the news: "A police officer shot a fleeing criminal in the testicles this morning."

That's gotta hurt more than anything.

You see a married couple stabbing each other in a park

There are probably more chances of seeing a married couple consuming their marriage in a park.

I would try to break it up (and avoid serious injury), and make my companion call 911.

Sounds like they may need to see a marriage counselor soon. Or a divorce laywer... Or maybe a murder laywer

A monkey assaults you

Some months ago I went to a dispensary, Saw an elderly couple sitting on the seats in front of me ; The man's entire right calf was swollen, Told that he was bitten by an monkey..had 15 injections still it suppurated, the calf was yellowish though covered with medicinal dressing and crepe bandages.
Doctor said he needed 2 operations as well
Overall the man looked really fit and healthy (as well as his wife) Hope he's better now.

This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.

You get sentenced to death for failing a history exam

Even as a history boss, I still fail questions. I got a 78 on a history quiz once.
I'm just more World War II historian.

Here's a fun fact: This list was originally titled Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen in China.

I failed history exam because I stole Hitler's shoe, which is the reason why I'm about to get killed.

You're forced to dig a hole for a bathroom

My mom told me that Asian immigrants to the US actually did this in the 70s...

If you miss then you gotta kick the turd into the hole

That's France for you, folks! Trust me, I've been there.

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Your PlayStation 4 pro takes off

The cooling fans are so loud, to the point where it might take off

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A pack of skittles asks you to go to prom while playing leapfrog

Hitler Steals Your Nutella

If this happened to me I would buy more Nutella, poison it, and wait for Hitler to return.

You found a small rock.

When I was in 2nd-4th grade I think I found a fossil on my elementary school playground?

Pioneers used to drive these for miles!

Wow! I feel so accomplished right now

A purple urn smashes through your biodome and crushes your photos of your deceased piano while you are swimming in your meatball pool next to your house made of jell-o

You brother shows up and steals your wallet

He stole my wallet as a joke and with it my opal pass. My embarrassing mum had to drop me off!

This is why I'm not getting a wallet for a while.

Get thrown into the sun by G Hannelius

That will never happen. - Gehenna

You get run over by a giant banana

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Courage the cowardly dog I think...

Be famous

Um, I'm already famous. Not to brag. But I've been on T.V., radio and in 8 newspapers across the country. And don't worry, people. I'm not an ass like Justin Bieber.

What if there are celebrities on TheTopTens?

Your head falls off without anyone beheading you

Dead memes come back to life

This is what I pray for! I love tired memes!

A llama named Carl stabs you 37 times in the chest

This almost happened to me. My friend and I were taking a walk but then a llama said, "My name is Carl.", and held up his knife! I ran as fast as I could, and hid behind a dumpster. When I got out, Carl was arrested and there was a ketchup stain where my friend was. I haven't seen him in 3 days. I hope he's alright.

Is this supposed to be a reference to Jimmy Neutron?

Wow, that is my least favourite thing to do

Windows 10 is a virus which blows up your computer

Gordon Ramsay comes to your house and says "sosoge"

I would love for that to happen, to be honest

Get eaten by the girl that play Trish on Austin and Ally

That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.

Supporting cannibalism is just so wrong though

Hot Asian women begin to surround you with big smiles

Oh my! My friend comes from India... by the way, he's a boy... hopefully this doesn't go opposite!

You have no idea how much times that has happened to me.

I would probably have an anxiety attack

Justin Bieber Appears in Your Bedroom

If he does that my fists are gonna appear on his face.

I would run so far away from my house