Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen

I am not racist. This is a true story I heard from a friend who went to China and this friend was a black woman

This reminds me of a movie where a little boy got turned into a living human chocolate.

My friend did this when she was 4, and she has deeply regretted that day ever since.

What if she throws it back and it turns into an extreme version of hot potato! Penos! DESPACITO

No, respect elders you lil bratz.

That's dumb...it should never happen

I'm pretty sure you can do this in goat simulator, but the goat does it

But why? What did the goat ever do to you?

Lol, I bet this already happened in the past.

Oh yes, Johnston. He was a short stubby brown haired green eyed turnip. He was so ugly and obnoxious, he asked me out, and I said no because he is my friend's ex, and that is awkward, but he started crying, so I cooked him and ate him with my salad.

You never know, maybe it's someone named turnip asking you on a date!

This list is so random and also how could this happen?

Oh yeah. Sharon, a nice pineapple, attacked me while I was watering my spaghetti garden. I honestly don't know why she did it so I put her in time out!

Happened to me once I'm still traumatised from the incident the pineapple will be severely punished

It happened to me last week. I'm still in the hospital. I'll post an update if things change.

There are probably more chances of seeing a married couple consuming their marriage in a park.

I would try to break it up (and avoid serious injury), and make my companion call 911.

Sounds like they may need to see a marriage counselor soon. Or a divorce laywer... Or maybe a murder laywer

OUCH. "Man had to go to hospital to operate on his testicles after he got shot by police" Hope that never happens to me or someone else. TOUCH WOOD>

Imagine seeing that on the news: "A police officer shot a fleeing criminal in the testicles this morning."

That's gotta hurt more than anything.

Some months ago I went to a dispensary, Saw an elderly couple sitting on the seats in front of me ; The man's entire right calf was swollen, Told that he was bitten by an monkey..had 15 injections still it suppurated, the calf was yellowish though covered with medicinal dressing and crepe bandages.
Doctor said he needed 2 operations as well
Overall the man looked really fit and healthy (as well as his wife) Hope he's better now.

This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.

Even as a history boss, I still fail questions. I got a 78 on a history quiz once.
I'm just more World War II historian.

Here's a fun fact: This list was originally titled Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen in China.

I failed history exam because I stole Hitler's shoe, which is the reason why I'm about to get killed.

I remember the time I told my friend I liked her for the last 2 years (I left the 2 years part out though) and she banished me to the shadow realm.

I would be the happiest man alive if this happened.

If this happened to me I would buy more Nutella, poison it, and wait for Hitler to return.

When I was in 2nd-4th grade I think I found a fossil on my elementary school playground?

Pioneers used to drive these for miles!

Wow! I feel so accomplished right now

He stole my wallet as a joke and with it my opal pass. My embarrassing mum had to drop me off!

This is why I'm not getting a wallet for a while.

That will never happen. - Gehenna

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Courage the cowardly dog I think...

Um, I'm already famous. Not to brag. But I've been on T.V., radio and in 8 newspapers across the country. And don't worry, people. I'm not an ass like Justin Bieber.

What if there are celebrities on TheTopTens?

This is what I pray for! I love tired memes!

This almost happened to me. My friend and I were taking a walk but then a llama said, "My name is Carl.", and held up his knife! I ran as fast as I could, and hid behind a dumpster. When I got out, Carl was arrested and there was a ketchup stain where my friend was. I haven't seen him in 3 days. I hope he's alright.

Is this supposed to be a reference to Jimmy Neutron?

Wow, that is my least favourite thing to do

I would love for that to happen, to be honest

That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.

Supporting cannibalism is just so wrong though

Oh my! My friend comes from India... by the way, he's a boy... hopefully this doesn't go opposite!

You have no idea how much times that has happened to me.

I would probably have an anxiety attack