Top 10 Polite Ways to Tell Someone They Are Stupid

This is not a hater list, so please do not use bad words.

The Top Ten

  1. If you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and sad

    This was said in a funny video. <Phoenix "feather">

  2. Your eyes blink, your head moves, but your brain has long since departed

    It's from a video called 1 Hour of the Funniest Ryan Lombard TikToks.

  3. Is your light bulb screwed in right?

    Also from the funny video.

  4. Did you lose your brain?

    I thought this would be funny.

  5. Did your brain leave to go to Hawaii?

  6. Did you leave your light bulb on too long?

    You know how, if you leave a light on, the light bulb itself will eventually run out of light?

  7. If you ever had a second clever thought, it jumped into a rocket and went to the moon

    Tell me if anyone laughed their head off or fell off of your chair.

  8. Is your brain trapped in an endless thought?

    Sometimes I daydream when I'm not supposed to.

  9. Is your battery dead?

    Get it? Like you're on low power after coming back from the day, and your brain is tired, like how electronics need a battery to run. I know. I'm horrible at doing this.

  10. Is your thinking cap on right?

    Class idiot: Yes

    Me: Are you sure about that?

    Class idiot: Yes

    Teacher: Alright everyone, what is 2+2?

    Teacher: How about you, Class Idiot?

    Class idiot: 1

    Teacher: WRONG!

    Me: Seriously, Class idiot? 2+2=1. 2+2=4 you Idiot! Not 1!

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