Top 10 Things Men Will Never Understand About Women

1. Why they wear so much makeup

   Ironically enough, I prefer women who don't use an excessive amount of makeup. They're more desirable and attractive in my opinion.

   It truly boggles my mind why some are so excessive with it, honestly. I digress, but it's a valid number one item as far as I'm concerned.

   I don't wear a lot of makeup (well, minimal to none, but it's rare to see me with makeup) lol. Girls at my school wear lots of makeup, and it's rare to see a girl with none on.

   I have no idea. I find it too much of a bother to wash off, so I don't. I want my skin to stay clear.

2. Why they are obsessed with jewelry

   Ok, this is true about me, but I rarely wear jewelry.

   I'm like a crow. Ooh, shiny!

3. Why they spend so much money

   I love trying new foods and playing video games, so I spend a lot on those.

4. Why they care so much about men leaving the toilet seat up

   Other women just complain. I don't mind if you keep the toilet seat up.

5. Why they want men with lots of money

6. Why they are obsessed with anime

7. Why they leave empty containers in the fridge

8. Why they care so much about men

9. Why they have millions of perfumes and ask for more

   I love things that smell good. One of the possibly hundreds of reasons why I don't want kids.

10. Why they have millions of sandals and ask for more

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11. Why they are so obsessed with "aesthetics"

    They are like landscapes. Little worlds.