Top 10 Worst Times and Places to Need the Toilet

1. During an Interview

   You'd agree to work for nothing to get out of there.

2. While Floating Through Space

3. During Your Wedding

   It is the worst place because everyone is waiting for your big moment.

4. In Mid-Conversation

   When I was a young teen, I was forced to listen to two-hour-long boring lectures, and the person who was speaking to me would not let me use the bathroom in the middle of it, even if it was an emergency.

   Especially if you're with someone boring who talks too much.

5. While in a Long Queue

   And then the line is even longer when you come back.

6. While on Stage

   Ha ha! I know the feeling. This happened to me today! It's especially bad when you're performing a long play like Hamlet, which I did today.

   And it's quite the most common time!

7. During an Action Movie Film Shoot

   En garde! Oh, wait, I just gotta use the can.

8. While in Bed

   Thanks a lot, body. You ruined this moment. Now I'll never feel quite that cozy again!

   You're warm, contented, sleepy... And then...

9. While on a Bus

   Motor coaches have bathrooms, but my parents don't let me use them. They say they smell and are unsanitary.

10. During Sex

    You should have prepared for it!

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    While Delivering a Speech to a Whole Crowd of People

    Can you just imagine? You'd have to end your speech at once and then act as normal as possible while running to the nearest toilet.

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    When Someone Forgets to Flush the Toilet

    I just flush the toilet then use it, but only at my own house.

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13. While in the Theatre

    I once drank a full 20 ounces of water in the first half hour of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Of course, the movie was three hours long! I kept thinking, "It's got to end..." but it didn't. Let's just say I was in quite a bit of pain for all of the action sequences in the mountains. By the way, those sequences were absolutely ridiculous and unbelievable. I have no idea why they were added to the film, as Tolkien had no such thing in the book. And then there was the riddle game.

    Sorry about my brief rant. I got off track.

    Well, imagine expecting to see a good part of a movie and suddenly you have to go to the bathroom, but when you come back, you've missed it.

14. While in a Broken Lift

    I do not EVER want this to happen to me. Why must I suffer?

15. While in Someone Else's House

    Once at a family party, I needed to use the toilet but it was occupied by another guest. There was another one in the basement, so I used that one instead. While I was downstairs, someone locked the basement door and I ended up being stuck in the basement for about 10 to 15 minutes.

16. While in a Police Car

17. While Skydiving

    Now I know where the expression "I'm so excited I'm going to pee!" comes from.

    It's worse if you go number 2 and it lands on someone.

18. While at School

    The reason is that a lot of teachers will not allow their students to use the restroom during class, even if it's an emergency.

19. While Asking a Girl Out

20. While Swimming

    The gross thing is the fact that 40% of swimmers have admitted to relieving themselves in pools. That's one reason why I don't swim. Knowing that!

21. While Trapped in a Box

22. While in a Dressing Room

23. During a Huge Exam

24. While on an Airplane

    Airplanes do have bathrooms, but sometimes they are really tiny.

    Only if it's experiencing turbulence.

25. While on a Long Car Trip

26. During a Funeral's Silence

27. During Class

    Teachers won't let you go, even if it's an emergency. This is why I think that wearing diapers to school should be allowed.