Top 10 Joke Ideas for Movie and Television Series Reboots

Note that mostly all of these would make the film worse.
The items in this list have been selected by the author of the list for you to vote and comment on.
The Top Ten
1 The Dark Knight in Adam West style

T.V. Tropes: Mood Whiplash

2 Spongebob Squarepants but with the characters redesigned into actual real-life sea creatures

Can you even IMAGINE how aesthetically disturbing this would be?

We're talking like Spirited Away levels at the very LEAST here

That idea sounds like the hell that Bob the Builder had to suffer from.

3 Who Framed Roger Rabbit but with all of the beautiful cel animation replaced with ugly overproduced CGI

You KNOW it's going to happen at some point, don't lie

4 Politically Correct South Park

We would no longer have the proper Mr. Garrison we know and love to hate (or Eric Cartman, or pretty much anyone else in the show for that matter)

5 Freddy Got Fingered but with Tom Green replaced by Thom Yorke (and with Freddy replaced by Eddy O Brien)

"Daddy, would you like some Myxomatosis? "

6 Beavis & Butthead but directed by Michael Bay

"Because everything good from your childhood deserves to be ruined"

7 Hey Arnold but the titular Arnold that stars in it is now Schwarzenegger

Helga would certainly get along with him faster if nothing else

8 Reservoir Dogs but with the color-coded gangsters in Power Ranger suits

Mr. Pink in particular most definitely would NOT approve of this

9 Twilight but with new and extremely graphic Bella X Edward sex scenes added into it

Basically, it would be just like the ones in The Room (shudders)

10 Pulp Fiction but politically correct and without all of the vulgar language

Well, then it just wouldn't be Pulp Fiction anymore, now would it

The Contenders
11 Politically Correct Courage The Cowardly Dog
12 Avengers: Infinity War but with the amount of CGI effects in it greatly reduced
13 Cowboy Bebop but with every single episode having an absolutely ridiculous last-minute plot twist like the one in "Toys In The Attic"
14 The Room but with actually good acting