Top 10 Funniest Moments from Xandermartin98 Fanfictions

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The Top Ten
1 Parappa and Asriel hijacking Lammy's and Toriel's brains and mind-controlling them (rewriting their personalities, if you will) into hilariously dead-on satires of their Rule 34 selves - GTS Lammy X Parappa and GTS Toriel X Asriel

STOP GET SOME HELP

2 Undyne sneaking inside Alphys' ear canal and hijacking her brain to make her strip-dance to Mew Mew Kissy Cutie and make out with the Amalgamates on live public television - Alphys VS Undyne
3 Flowey literally planting himself directly into Alphys' brain and turning her into his demonic bipolar puppet, which the story refers to as Alflowey in a deliberate parody of "original" characters, namely her Underfell counterpart - GTS Alphys X Flowey
4 Reprisal of the classic Grinch theme song - How Bratty & Catty Stole America's Presidential System
5 Papyrus playing the role of Captain Fussenpepper in what was formerly Stage 4 of Um Jammer Lammy - Um Jammer Alphys
6 Asriel underagedly sneaking inside Toriel's ear canal and literally fornicating with her brain on live public television broadcasting while Alphys smugly amusedly forces her to disgustedly watch in horror - GTS Toriel X Asriel
7 Lammy giving Parappa a nice cozy ride back home...in her cleavage - GTS Lammy X Parappa
8 Alphys literally flying straight into one of Catty's ears, right past her brain and finally out the other ear - How Bratty & Catty Stole America's Presidential System

Without doing anything else in there? That's a first.

9 Alphys literally playing tennis with Mettaton NEO on top of an airplane, culminating in him being killed in one hit by a tennis ball - Alphys' Adventures
10 Harry grinding Hermoine up in a wood chipper and injecting the remains of her heart into the folds of his n*t sack - Thirty More H's

You need some serious mental help...