Top Ten Reasons that Smoking Weed is Better Than Drinking

The Top Ten
  1. No hangover

    This list is wrong. Smoking weed and drinking are equally bad

    You don't want a shaved head...Oh no no NO

  2. You can be sober in an hour

  3. Tastes better

  4. Spend less money

    Not true, I spend much more money smoking weed than I did egen I was drinking

  5. Non-addicting

  6. Feels better

  7. Head doesn't feel like it's spinning

  8. You can eat without vomiting

    Not exactly true. There's always a limit.

  9. Better conversations

    It's made me more relaxed than I usually am, that's for sure. Even I get pretty philosophical sometimes with the weed.

    Sure. Just as long as your breath is about 20 miles from my face.

    One time, I had this conversation with a girl about the German counterculture movement in the late 60s/early 70s.

  10. Smoking weed doesn't impact your health as much

  11. The Newcomers
  12. ?

    No calories

  13. ?

    Fewer stomach aches

  14. The Contenders
  15. Less fights

  16. You’ll be less aggressive

    This is definitely true. Smoking turns you into a pacifist.

  17. Drinking dampens your mood while smoking weed makes you happier

    Whenever you drink alcohol it'll make you more moody, which is why people who are sad and suff go to bars. Weed makes you chilled. #WeedIsGood

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