Top Ten Quotes From The Joker
The best quotes from one of the greatest movie villains of all time, The Dark Knight's Joker played by Heath Ledger.The Top Ten
1 Why so serious?
The way he says it is just... it's just really cool. I know most people like him crazy but this quote is just AWESOME/and AMAZING!
Haha! Who knew that such a simple three worded question would become a great, great quote. Well done, Joker.
2 Wanna know how I got these scars?
3 How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It's... it's gone.
Best part ever! Man, it's so awesome, cool, and sudden I can't explain it. I'm not exaggerating. I'm not exaggerating by saying that either.
4 Let's put a smile on that face!
5 I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.
6 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!
7 Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
8 This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
9 Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
10 This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them.
The Contenders
11 So, listen. Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously? Here's my card.
12 You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push
13 If you're good at something, never do it for free.
14 And here we...go
15 I know you're trying to cheer me up, Harley, but you see, any time I blow a billion dollar deal... It really kills my appetite!
16 And I thought my jokes were bad
17 I'm like the dog that chases cars, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
18 Big ole Bats has fallen down On the ground Mind unsound Big ole Bats has fallen down I'm so happy
19 You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
20 Ha ha ha hee hee ha aha oo ee ah aha
21 I don't want to kill you
(Laughing) I don't want to kill you!
22 Because it's all part of the plan
23 Very poor choice of words BWAHAHAHA!!!
Best. Villain. EVER! His quotes are the best. They always shock me, make me LMAO and most of all, make me horrified
24 Do you want to know why i use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions.
25 Anyway, be a good boy, finish your homework, and be in bed by nine. And, hey - please tell the big man I said..."hello"
8Load More
PSearch List