Top 10 Parappa the Rapper/Um Jammer Lammy Song Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "What's this?! A trick with a twist?! SOMEBODY do SOMETHING, call somebody and make it QUICK! I'm SORRY! I LIED! Just WANTED! To GUIDE! Everybody through this and go with the RIDE!" - Big (PTR 2)
2 "I hope that all of your questions were answered, cause I'm majestic, now romantic, I know love will be the key to save our own planet" (said by an anthropomorphic Chinese karate onion in a glitter tracksuit) - Romantic Love (PTR 2)
3 Revolutions all the time, people changing the world with crime, with violence and anger, hunger, whatever; I find that ridiculous, if not meticulous" - Big (PTR 2)
4 "PICK BURNING CRY FLY, CHOP CHOKE!" - I Am A Master And You (UJL)
5 "Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it; yeah, that slippery little thing tastes real good" - Noodles Can't Be Beat (PTR 2)
6 "IN the old days, I was a HERO but, look at me, I'm learning, just how to FLY! I'M still wondering, when we get TO rest, I'm hungry, I'm sleepy, don't wanna DIIIEEE!!!" - Fright Flight (UJL)
7 "Where's that place that comes in pairs whenever I'm aware? Casino here, casino there, CASINO IN MY HAIR! Wish my bear was in the air with no more time to spare! Casino here! Casino there! CASINO IN MY CHAIR!" - Casino In My Hair (UJL)
8 "All of this HYPE all around seems like a WASTE OF TIME" - Millennium Girl (UJL)
9 "I been working here since my mama was a baby" - Fleaswallow's Rap (PTR)
10 "Tamanegi flava! Wish I was a playa! I'm a tax payer! Need a good LAWYER!" - Romantic Love (PTR 2)

The Contenders

11 "Surely purdy hawny, AH love you so! If I had the mawny, it would be yours! I think about the barrels spinning inside of my HEYYYEEE!" - Casino In My Hair (UJL)
12 "CRACK CRACK CRACK the CRACK into the BOWL!" - Cheap Cheap's Rap (PTR)
13 "NOOO cutting corners! She's on the border...NOOOWWWW!" - Millennium Girl (UJL)
14 "It was the 36th time that he broke my heart; it was the 80th time I'd fallen apart! I knew from the start it was gonna be rough but not as PAINFUL as THIS!" - Keep Your Head Up (UJL)
15 "If you want to test me, I'm sure you'll find that the things I'll teach ya is sure to BEAT ya; nevertheless, you'll get a lesson from teacher now!" - Chop Chop's Rap (PTR)
16 "Do you KNOW why WE stopped the CAR? (Do I KNOW why WE stopped the CAR?) I! Forgot! To close! The door! (YOU! Forgot! To close! The door!)" - Mooselini's Rap (PTR)
17 "CHECK! AND TURN! THE SIGNALS TO THE LEFT!" - Mooselini's Rap (PTR)
18 "I THOUGHT I just MADE some coffee for ME?! I WANT some APPLES and berries to EAT?!" - Fright Flight (UJL)
19 "In LIFE, you just can't keep going AROUND cutting CORNERS!" - Millennium Girl (UJL)
20 "I still smell your SMOKE and I can't PLAY straight with your GAME!" - Taste Of Teriyaki (UJL)
21 "Now DO you like munchies? I wonder where LUNCH is?!" - Fright Flight (UJL)
22 "DID I EAT my DRINK?! I thought MILK was PINK?!" - Fright Flight (UJL)
23 "MY knee's in PAIN...so is my BRAIN?!" - Fright Flight (UJL)
24 "You are the person who's *****************! OR was it Mama or ****************?" - Baby Baby (UJL)
25 "UGH, yes, welcome to the fire! Extinguish the flames cause that's my DESIRE!" - Fire Fire (UJL as Parappa)
26 "Push the button, and just pull the chain, then out comes heavy pouring rain!" - Fire Fire (UJL as Parappa)
27 "M-I-X the CRACK into the BOWL!" - Cheap Cheap's Rap (PTR)
28 "The skunk over there will bring you luck! The pump over here comes with a truck!" - Fleaswallow's Rap (PTR)
29 "SHUT UP!" - I Am A Master And You (UJL)
30 "KICK! PUNCH! It's all in the MIND!" - Chop Chop's Rap (PTR)
31 "KICK! PUNCH! You all remember! Chop Chop back again, yes FOREVER!" - I Am A Master And You (UJL)
32 "CHINESE! CHINESE! CHINESE or CHINESE! Anything goes, even CHINESE!" - Noodles Can't Be Beat (PTR 2)
33 "YEEEAAAHHH...you wanna grow BIGGG? I'LL make you BIG..." - Big (PTR 2)
34 "I am the lord, everybody knows my name! I got it all; cash, money and fame!" - Big (PTR 2)
35 "My buns are VERY toasty!" - Food Court (PTR 2)
36 "I'll miss my train! (You'll miss your train?) I'll miss my BRAIN! (May I HELP you?)" - Fright Flight (UJL as Parappa)
37 "Would you come over, come over here, cause I can think of SOMETHING for me and you to DO!" (said by Satan's divorced fiance to Lammy) - Taste Of Teriyaki (UJL)
38 "It might me you, or maybe you; my mind is jumping back and forth and up and DOWWWN! Somebody come and rescue me, before an angel comes to take me round and ROUNNND!" - Taste Of Teriyaki (UJL)
39 "Don't get COCKY! It's gonna get ROCKY! We gonna MOVE down to the NEXT, ya JOCKEY now!" - Chop Chop's Rap (PTR)
40 "It was the 36th time that he broke my heart, or was it 37th or 38th?" - Keep Your Head Up (UJL)
41 "ONCE I didn't have money; TWICE I forgot his name! I got nervous AND lost my mind; I GAVE him my number, but it was my MOM'S!" - Keep Your Head Up (UJL)
42 "What'cha gonna do, when they come? (I GOTTA BELIEEEVE!)" - All Masters Rap (PTR)
43 "I need to go just as bad as you; what I had this morning, I can't even TELL you!" - Bathroom Rap (PTR)
44 "My style is dope, phat in which today we're gonna make a cake that looks RICH!" - Cheap Cheap's Rap (PTR)
45 "Seafood cake comes just like the riddle!" - Cheap Cheap's Rap (PTR)
46 "NEVER USE JOE CHIN'S CHAINS FOR THEM!" - Power On, Power Off (UJL)
47 "Tell me just who YOU are! Are you my shining STAR?! Let me see YOUR GUITAR!" - Power Off, Power On (UJL)
48 "HOLD! YOUR! Hose real tight and get ready for a real FIGHT!" - Fire Fire (UJL)
49 "I've been doing this for years, let me tell you a little something! (WHAT THE F***?!)" - Fire Fire (UJL)
50 "Mamamamamamamamamamamamamamama, Papapapapapapapapapapapapapapa" - Baby Baby (UJL)
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1. "What's this?! A trick with a twist?! SOMEBODY do SOMETHING, call somebody and make it QUICK! I'm SORRY! I LIED! Just WANTED! To GUIDE! Everybody through this and go with the RIDE!" - Big (PTR 2)
2. "I hope that all of your questions were answered, cause I'm majestic, now romantic, I know love will be the key to save our own planet" (said by an anthropomorphic Chinese karate onion in a glitter tracksuit) - Romantic Love (PTR 2)
3. Revolutions all the time, people changing the world with crime, with violence and anger, hunger, whatever; I find that ridiculous, if not meticulous" - Big (PTR 2)
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