Top 10 Parappa the Rapper/Um Jammer Lammy Song Quotes

The Top Ten
1 "What's this?! A trick with a twist?! SOMEBODY do SOMETHING, call somebody and make it QUICK! I'm SORRY! I LIED! Just WANTED! To GUIDE! Everybody through this and go with the RIDE!" - Big (PTR 2)
2 "I hope that all of your questions were answered, cause I'm majestic, now romantic, I know love will be the key to save our own planet" (said by an anthropomorphic Chinese karate onion in a glitter tracksuit) - Romantic Love (PTR 2)
3 Revolutions all the time, people changing the world with crime, with violence and anger, hunger, whatever; I find that ridiculous, if not meticulous" - Big (PTR 2)
4 "PICK BURNING CRY FLY, CHOP CHOKE!" - I Am A Master And You (UJL)
5 "Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it; yeah, that slippery little thing tastes real good" - Noodles Can't Be Beat (PTR 2)
6 "IN the old days, I was a HERO but, look at me, I'm learning, just how to FLY! I'M still wondering, when we get TO rest, I'm hungry, I'm sleepy, don't wanna DIIIEEE!!!" - Fright Flight (UJL)
7 "Where's that place that comes in pairs whenever I'm aware? Casino here, casino there, CASINO IN MY HAIR! Wish my bear was in the air with no more time to spare! Casino here! Casino there! CASINO IN MY CHAIR!" - Casino In My Hair (UJL)
8 "All of this HYPE all around seems like a WASTE OF TIME" - Millennium Girl (UJL)
9 "I been working here since my mama was a baby" - Fleaswallow's Rap (PTR)
10 "Tamanegi flava! Wish I was a playa! I'm a tax payer! Need a good LAWYER!" - Romantic Love (PTR 2)
The Contenders
11 "Surely purdy hawny, AH love you so! If I had the mawny, it would be yours! I think about the barrels spinning inside of my HEYYYEEE!" - Casino In My Hair (UJL)
12 "CRACK CRACK CRACK the CRACK into the BOWL!" - Cheap Cheap's Rap (PTR)
13 "NOOO cutting corners! She's on the border...NOOOWWWW!" - Millennium Girl (UJL)
14 "It was the 36th time that he broke my heart; it was the 80th time I'd fallen apart! I knew from the start it was gonna be rough but not as PAINFUL as THIS!" - Keep Your Head Up (UJL)
15 "If you want to test me, I'm sure you'll find that the things I'll teach ya is sure to BEAT ya; nevertheless, you'll get a lesson from teacher now!" - Chop Chop's Rap (PTR)
16 "Do you KNOW why WE stopped the CAR? (Do I KNOW why WE stopped the CAR?) I! Forgot! To close! The door! (YOU! Forgot! To close! The door!)" - Mooselini's Rap (PTR)
17 "CHECK! AND TURN! THE SIGNALS TO THE LEFT!" - Mooselini's Rap (PTR)
18 "I THOUGHT I just MADE some coffee for ME?! I WANT some APPLES and berries to EAT?!" - Fright Flight (UJL)
19 "In LIFE, you just can't keep going AROUND cutting CORNERS!" - Millennium Girl (UJL)
20 "I still smell your SMOKE and I can't PLAY straight with your GAME!" - Taste Of Teriyaki (UJL)
21 "Now DO you like munchies? I wonder where LUNCH is?!" - Fright Flight (UJL)
22 "DID I EAT my DRINK?! I thought MILK was PINK?!" - Fright Flight (UJL)
23 "MY knee's in PAIN...so is my BRAIN?!" - Fright Flight (UJL)
24 "You are the person who's *****************! OR was it Mama or ****************?" - Baby Baby (UJL)
25 "UGH, yes, welcome to the fire! Extinguish the flames cause that's my DESIRE!" - Fire Fire (UJL as Parappa)
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