Top 10 Most Annoying Things Your Cats Do

You can never have a moment of peace because your home is territory constantly being claimed and reclaimed. Just live together in peace and harmony. The dogs can do it.

My cats, Thunder and Paws, always fight! We used to only have one food bowl that Thunder thought was his! They just fought and fought...

It's worse when they knock out objects or spill food on the way.

As someone who doesn't sleep well, I often hear my cat howling at my parents and shredding the carpet by their door with his claws. If you're that hungry, cat, go out and kill a rat. Just don't bring it in...

This is exactly why I dislike cats. They are so annoying. I would much rather have a dog.

It's rare that Lilly gets away with actually killing something. (Sorry, it's hard to type because my cat is pushing me off the bed.) But there have been wild chases with sparrows and mice she's brought into the house. Multiple times, I've been sitting at the table, drawing or something. It would be a quiet, peaceful day of fun and relaxation when suddenly chaos breaks loose.

My cat leaps through the cat door positioned on the window, soaring past me, a feathered ball with wild, flapping wings sending plumage flying everywhere. The bird manages to break free of Lilly's sharp jaws but is now fluttering all over the place, screeching in terror, bumping pitifully into walls. I quickly take the cat into the bedroom, run back, and attempt to catch the bird.

Sometimes it's a sparrow, sometimes it's a finch, and sometimes, rarely, it's a kind of bird called a Japanese White-eye, which is a small green bird with mini white patches around its beady little eyes. I race around the room, and eventually, I hold the fragile creature, and I can feel it against my hand, fear and shock pulsing through its tiny, delicate body.

Sometimes it'll be a bit stunned, but healthy and ready to fly free. Occasionally, however, it will be very injured and barely moving. If it is, then I must keep it safe until it has recovered the best it could. I put it in a small plastic bin with a warm towel for heat. I keep an eye on it but give it time to replenish.

Once it can walk and seems to be healthier and calm, I take it out and set the creature free, wishing it well. The next thing I know, Lilly is complaining to me, questioning why I'm so cruel not to love her gifts.

It may not be bacon, but every morning when I'm getting ready, my cat has to stare at me, waiting for me to finish my cereal...

There's a stray cat in my neighborhood who every single day comes to demand food. We feed him, my neighbor feeds him, everyone feeds him! You wouldn't guess he's a stray cat if you saw how fat he is. Sometimes I confuse him with a dog!

Think only kittens do this? My cat is eleven years old and still mad for them!

I remember I had to keep my headphones away from my old cats. They would always play with them.

Sometimes I'm thankful that I'm not a girl because my cats often narrowly miss my nipples. The rest of the time, they hit them square on.

Are your nipples okay? Aha, yes, this seems quite annoying! I love cats!

Our boy cat is a pain in the ass. I hate male cats. Females can be annoying too. I want a pet fish instead. They are quieter.

My cat always does this on my chair, my laptop, my bed...

Welp, I should go take a nap. -cat is sleeping on my pillow-
.. I'll just rest on the foot of the bed.

The best way to deal with it is to headbutt back?

I remember my cat I had in 2016 would always meow loudly. She wanted to go outside as well.

My cat always sneezes, and unlike other cats, he puts snot all over the floor. Eww!

Everywhere in my house - cat fur, cat fur, more cat fur! We only have one cat!