Worst Dog Names

The Top Ten
1 Cat

My old neighbor had a small dog the size of a cat. She called her cat since of her size. She died because of a sickness and I hated that name anyway.

If you name your dog cat might as well name your cat dog and if your have a hamster...

I understand naming a cat kitty but seriously? A dog named cat?

2 Bitch

Well... female dogs are called that... but I would definitely NOT call a dog that.

How dare you? You can't say that about animals! You are the name! You are a son of the name

3 D.O.G

Whether you spell it "Deeogee", "Deyogee", "Diogee", or any other variation of that, it's still not as creative as you may have initially thought it was (it is the type of name 14 year olds think up). Lots of people have thought of this and it has just worn out over time. No need to keep it going yall.

We know it's a dog and that particular version means
Dogs outnumber goats. Is that what you wan't to name your dog?!

Why would you name your dog D.O. G

4 Boobs

Who would name a god that! Come here boobs!

5 Buddy

Whenever I hear this name, it brings a mental image of a VERY grizzled dog (over 20 years old and very gray) hugging his owner... Not the best name for any dog that doesn't match that description in my opinion. Especially bad for rebellious dogs who bite/avoid their owners, or abused ones... You'd expect a dog with this name to LOVE his/her owner and be very loving.

Terrible name that makes your dog seem like the most loving thing in the world. It's most likely not!

Don't bring up those atrocious puppies from Disney again...

6 Cimba

Cimba I think is a cute name j personally don't see a problem with it

7 Anus
8 Lizard

I don't think I've ever met a dog named Lizard but since it's here I guess some actually have. I cannot understand why you would name a dog Lizard. It doesn't sound cool, cute, or masculine so what are you going for here? It isn't creative. The only redeeming quality to this name is the fact that you could shorten it to "Liz"

We just got a pup, and named her lizard. (It was better then dinosaur/minions/transformer..
Try arguing with a 4&5 year old... when you find something you can work and live with that their happy with, you roll with it) and we call her lizzy, liz, or lizard.
Ironically, it fits her.
She's "crazy as a road lizard! "... (shanghigh noon, if you need the reference)
Honestly, I don't think it's a horrible name... a little bit off the beaten path, yes.

9 Poo

Why would ya call a cute dog that!

10 Fido

I actually like this name for a dog
by the way my neighbors named there daughter princess!

The Contenders
11 Shoe Shine
12 Bob

Terrible name for both humans and canines.

13 Whatamess
14 Boomer
15 Crap

Unless your dog likes poop so much that they want to be named after it, your dog will attack you if you address it by this name.

Why on earth would you name your dog that?! What the heck is wrong with people?!

16 Wave
17 Flea
18 Knucklehead McSpazatron

Weird person at dog training: this is Knucklehead Mcspazatron
Weird person: *looks at there dog standing by a different person* come here Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Person by the dog: I AM NOT!

This name is amazing, if you're naming a goat!

19 Dad

"Sit, Dad! Sit!"
"Good boy, Dad!"
"Fetch the bone, Dad!"
"That's my Dad!"

I can't imagine how awkward this would be.

For me that's just really... just cringe

Seriously considering this one.

20 Poopsie

My friend had a dog called Poopsie... I don't know what he was thinking.

Very good name. I like that name

21 Chocolate
22 Fart

Who names a dog fart well unless he/she farts a ton maybe two tons

23 Pookie
24 Poochy

It's just as bad as the name doggy it's a pooch and all they put is an " y" on the end?!?!

25 No name
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